Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I caught up with the last three videos our boi uploaded on to youtube in the past 24 hours.

In the tour of his apartment, the camera is shaking something fierce and it is obvious Lucas has a case of the tremors. Without being able to do a physical and thus speculating; I doubt it is psychogenic in origin and is probably due to Lucas being hypoglycemic at that time of recording.

The resentment narratives are back and are interwoven with the usual political commentary about the state of socialism in America. Food is a consistent theme here; Lucas is desirous of steak and sushi and his budget constraints don’t allow for either. To help rectify this state of affairs, Lucas proposes that men send him romantic letters that he can then read on his social media platforms to the approximate tune of $50.00 USD. In addition to this modest proposal, he is offering to unblock haters on social media for money as well.

Apparently, inappropriate reactions to his social media content is supposedly distressing him and causing him to ramp up his blocking procedures into overdrive. I can’t help but think this might be a hamfisted tactic to create a pool of people who presently need/want to be unblocked by him because they laughed at something he posted, but he is certainly the type of person who would get worked up over such things.

He does spend some time talking about his desire to meet barely legal teens and arouse them through the purchase of alcohol and witty banter and in doing so presents a series of cognitive distortions in his reasoning as to why he isn’t able to do this (i.e. lack of money and rampant agephobia). He makes a surprising distinction between being depressed and being sad, but the reasons for being sad are transparently selfish and inappropriate.

He has probably been off psychiatric medications for at least 30 days if not more, the focus on his compulsions and the resentment at not being able to satisfy them indicates to me that the meds have completely run their course.

He isn’t looking well, I can’t be sure, but it looks like he has some recent periorbital hyperpigmentation (racoon eyes and bags) that could be linked to unchecked diabetes and a flagging renal function.
 
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Pump Meat said:
I caught up with the last three videos our boi uploaded on to youtube in the past 24 hours.

In the tour of his apartment, the camera is shaking something fierce and it is obvious Lucas has a case of the tremors. Without being able to do a physical and thus speculating; I doubt it is psychogenic in origin and is probably due to Lucas being hypoglycemic at that time of recording.

The resentment narratives are back and are interwoven with the usual political commentary about the state of socialism in America. Food is a consistent theme here; Lucas is desirous of steak and sushi and his budget constraints don’t allow for either. To help rectify this state of affairs, Lucas proposes that men send him romantic letters that he can then read on his social media platforms to the approximate tune of $50.00 USD. In addition to this modest proposal, he is offering to unblock haters on social media for money as well.

Apparently, inappropriate reactions to his social media content is supposedly distressing him and causing him to ramp up his blocking procedures into overdrive. I can’t help but think this might be a hamfisted tactic to create a pool of people who presently need/want to be unblocked by him because they laughed at something he posted, but he is certainly the type of person who would get worked up over such things.

He does spend some time talking about his desire to meet barely legal teens and arouse them through the purchase of alcohol and witty banter and in doing so presents a series of cognitive distortions in his reasoning as to why he isn’t able to do this (i.e. lack of money and rampant agephobia). He makes a surprising distinction between being depressed and being sad, but the reasons for being sad are transparently selfish and inappropriate.

He has probably been off psychiatric medications for at least 30 days if not more, the focus on his compulsions and the resentment at not being able to satisfy them indicates to me that the meds have completely run their course.

He isn’t looking well, I can’t be sure, but it looks like he has some recent periorbital hyperpigmentation (racoon eyes and bags) that could be linked to unchecked diabetes and a flagging renal function.
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I wonder if the reason lucas low key weaned himself off his meds again (no way he went cold turkey or he'd have gone batshit like the last time he tried it, and if he was still on them they'd be upping his dose in response to them being less effective by now) because of his health problems catching up to him. It could be that he doesn't want to have to face that with relative clarity and deliberately took steps to make himself revert to classic wern because he'd rather be an incoherent psycho and lose himself in the crazy than face failing health and everything that comes with it. If thats the case then he really is likely slowly building up to another inevitable shitshow that'll see him back on the street, perhaps with less concern over consequences than before as he doesn't really have much left to lose

It certainly seems to be going in that direction. He looks awful, he's shaking like a jem'hadar off the white and he's clearly entering a manic phase and posting nutty resentful and angry rants, which historically usually leads to him working himself up to either a video meltdown or an irl one. The fact he's back to making videos at all supports escalating crazy, as its his main outlet when he starts to get angry that keeps him from screaming on the street or going off at people, as he's admitted several times. In other words, he's following his usual pattern and we all know how that inevitably ends

The wern is taking over again and even he seems to be oddly aware of it
 
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More of this $20 nonsense. God, Lucas is just so autistic. No one is gonna pay him $20 to be his Facebook friend, nor will they pay for an unblock. And this love letter idea is one of his dumbest ideas yet. $50 to read a letter? Lunacy!

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He's not taking them to avoid clarity, and avoiding his health problems. He's not taking them because he's a angsty child and doesn't like people telling him to do anything, even for his own good. Don't forget, this is the tard that bitched that both sets of parents didn't spend as much on him for Christmas as he felt he was entitled to. He was in his thirties. He even blocked his mom because of the entire "it's not in the cards" thing. He's nothing but a 400 pound toddler.
 
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So...in one of the absolute greatest job markets we've seen in decades (especially for entry level jobs)...somehow Lucas "can't" find work. What an absolute load of bollocks.
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Yeah either he didn't do shit or he just sent one insanely written resume listing a bunch of his inanity to one of those organizations that helps mentally ill people find some kind of work (or rather his wrangler did all the work) and they took one look at it, noped the fuck out he never bothered to follow up or try anywhere else

and since its almost october here is an eerily accurate and very appropriate wern dating video from the past:

Lyrics: Look at you, you're ugly.
Look at you, you smell!
Look at you, you're greedy.
Your savage eyes are beady.

Look at you, you big fat piece of shit
Eating everything.
Eating small children too.
Eating everything.
And you give us back nothing
Except for your excrement.
And you would eat that too if you could.
You would eat that too if you could.

Look at you, you're ugly
Look at you, you smell!
Look at you, you're greedy
Your savage eyes are beady.

Look at you, you big fat piece of shit
Eating everything
Eating small children too
Eating everything
And you give us back nothing
Except for your excrement
And you would eat that too if you could.
You would eat that too if you could.

Doo dah, doo dah, doo dah, doo dah etc.

Look at you, you're ugly
Look at you, you smell!
Look at you, you're greedy
Your savage eyes are beady.
Look at you, you're heinous
Your face is like an anus.

Look at you, you big fat piece of shit
Eating everything
Eating small children too
Eating everything
And you give us back nothing
Except for your excrement
And you would eat that too if you could.
You would eat that too if you could.
You would eat that too if you could.
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Yeah that definitely sounds like lucas. Its exactly the kind of thing I would expect the voices on the wind to screech at him all day, making him go mental and forcing him to wear earbuds constantly to avoid listening to them

....It would also be a good video response to his latest rant about not getting to eat sushi as often as he wants. He'd be furious

Also, during the site outage I was looking through the virtual wern and found this little gem lucas wrote:

Jesus was like no man, really. This I believe. But how?? He was still just a man. He acts a lot like an erotic dancer

He literally referred to jesus as acting like an erotic dancer. and this is the guy who tries to lecture the world about christians and christianity
 
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Pump Meat said:
I caught up with the last three videos our boi uploaded on to youtube in the past 24 hours.

In the tour of his apartment, the camera is shaking something fierce and it is obvious Lucas has a case of the tremors. Without being able to do a physical and thus speculating; I doubt it is psychogenic in origin and is probably due to Lucas being hypoglycemic at that time of recording.

The resentment narratives are back and are interwoven with the usual political commentary about the state of socialism in America. Food is a consistent theme here; Lucas is desirous of steak and sushi and his budget constraints don’t allow for either. To help rectify this state of affairs, Lucas proposes that men send him romantic letters that he can then read on his social media platforms to the approximate tune of $50.00 USD. In addition to this modest proposal, he is offering to unblock haters on social media for money as well.

Apparently, inappropriate reactions to his social media content is supposedly distressing him and causing him to ramp up his blocking procedures into overdrive. I can’t help but think this might be a hamfisted tactic to create a pool of people who presently need/want to be unblocked by him because they laughed at something he posted, but he is certainly the type of person who would get worked up over such things.

He does spend some time talking about his desire to meet barely legal teens and arouse them through the purchase of alcohol and witty banter and in doing so presents a series of cognitive distortions in his reasoning as to why he isn’t able to do this (i.e. lack of money and rampant agephobia). He makes a surprising distinction between being depressed and being sad, but the reasons for being sad are transparently selfish and inappropriate.

He has probably been off psychiatric medications for at least 30 days if not more, the focus on his compulsions and the resentment at not being able to satisfy them indicates to me that the meds have completely run their course.

He isn’t looking well, I can’t be sure, but it looks like he has some recent periorbital hyperpigmentation (racoon eyes and bags) that could be linked to unchecked diabetes and a flagging renal function.
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Yeah I know someone in similar shape who looks twice their age because they have black circles under their eyes.
 
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Stinkyboy said:
Depending on his meds, he might get pressured to give them up or sell them
Sedatives are always in high demand
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Bipolar meds are not desirable in that regard and he wouldn't be prescribed any abusable medication to begin with unless it was absolutely necessary. The shit you have to do to be DEA compliant with controlled substances is so annoying that it would be considerably much less work to simply fire him as a patient and label him as drug seeking than give in to his requests.
 
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I usually caution people about proclaiming that death is imminent for a lolcow because they always last far longer than people think they will, and I still stand by that, but looking at Lucas now I am reminded of the fact that the dying process can begin up to a year or even longer out. It's pretty fucking sad that the only thing he can give the world before he dies is one last chimp-out for us and places that follow him to laugh at.
 
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I usually caution people about proclaiming that death is imminent for a lolcow because they always last far longer than people think they will, and I still stand by that, but looking at Lucas now I am reminded of the fact that the dying process can begin up to a year or even longer out. It's pretty fucking sad that the only thing he can give the world before he dies is one last chimp-out for us and places that follow him to laugh at.
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What's truly sad, is that we're really the only ones that will notice and do anything approaching mourning. But, he's dug this hole, not a person to blame but himself. Even on his deathbed, he won't acknowledge, admit and accept that he did all of this to himself.
 
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What's truly sad, is that we're really the only ones that will notice and do anything approaching mourning. But, he's dug this hole, not a person to blame but himself. Even on his deathbed, he won't acknowledge, admit and accept that he did all of this to himself.
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If anything his last words will very likely be some semi incoherent gibberish blaming everything on flatbills and greedy zoomers. He'll never truly admit it was ever his fault. He probably couldn't do that even if he started to realize it was. He's got it so pathologically ingrained in his brain that everyone and everything else is the problem and none of it is his doing that if he ever had a real moment of actual clarity and truly realized his actions led him to where he is he would very likely have some kind of major psychological break. Completely off the walls tier shot with multiple tasers in the street kind of losing his shit. Lucas barely keeps what little sanity he has together at the best of times. Anything that major disrupting his defense mechanisms like that would at best see him doing another long stint in eastern state he might never fully recover from psychologically
 
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Da Dude123 said:
The moooo cow is really set on this new money scheme. $20 to be his friend and $20 for an unblock. He feels this is a plenty good idea and a socialist concept. I hope not one person pays for this. Fuckin lolcow!

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It never occurs to him that anybody who deliberately said something to piss him off to get blocked in the first place wouldn't be willing to give him $20 to get unblocked to do it again

It also doesn't occur to him that doing this violates the tos of every site he's trying it on and will get his ass shitcanned off the site if one of those banned people report him

Yet he thinks he's being incredibly smart and has found a clever way of making money off his 'haters' who he thinks care enough to pay him (repeatedly likely in his mind) to be unblocked to talk shit to get blocked again and have to pay again. I bet he thinks he's found some ultimate money making scheme with this one. Of course he never considers why nobody else does this or that it'll get him in shit

He must really be desperate for sushi to rack his brain to try to come up with this kind of stupid. I wonder how long it'll be before he tries to turn ethot and sell his underwear, socks and bathwater (full of that extra MRSA and telomeres of course) and then gets confused as to why nobody buys it. It would be even more hilarious if he got reported for trying to sell said bathwater cause of its contamination with MRSA and made the news again for it. He could single handedly start a health scare that puts a stop to that kind of money making scheme due to potential health code violations and manage succeed in pissing off the entire ethot community in one stroke of stupidity. The kind of hatred they and their simp followers would rain down on him for that would be epic, though it might also drive him off the internet and keep him hiding in his fartbox for good

Come to think of it that would be the one positive thing he managed to contribute to humanity.
 
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It never occurs to him that anybody who deliberately said something to piss him off to get blocked in the first place wouldn't be willing to give him $20 to get unblocked to do it again

It also doesn't occur to him that doing this violates the tos of every site he's trying it on and will get his ass shitcanned off the site if one of those banned people report him

Yet he thinks he's being incredibly smart and has found a clever way of making money off his 'haters' who he thinks care enough to pay him (repeatedly likely in his mind) to be unblocked to talk shit to get blocked again and have to pay again. I bet he thinks he's found some ultimate money making scheme with this one. Of course he never considers why nobody else does this or that it'll get him in shit

He must really be desperate for sushi to rack his brain to try to come up with this kind of stupid. I wonder how long it'll be before he tries to turn ethot and sell his underwear, socks and bathwater (full of that extra MRSA and telomeres of course) and then gets confused as to why nobody buys it. It would be even more hilarious if he got reported for trying to sell said bathwater cause of its contamination with MRSA and made the news again for it. He could single handedly start a health scare that puts a stop to that kind of money making scheme due to potential health code violations and manage succeed in pissing off the entire ethot community in one stroke of stupidity. The kind of hatred they and their simp followers would rain down on him for that would be epic, though it might also drive him off the internet and keep him hiding in his fartbox for good

Come to think of it that would be the one positive thing he managed to contribute to humanity.
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I've never been able to figure out if his unearned ego is actually his ego, false bravado, or a mix.
 
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