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Yeah, he's schizophrenic. That explains the "if you support Bernie you have to be my girlfriend" thing. It makes no sense to us, because we have rational thought processes, but to Lucas, it makes perfect sense.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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He's schizotypal. And the way he posts goes like this: Talking in comments, PM, etc. "Oh, that was genius! Better make that little quip my status! Or better yet, bastardized meme!!!! Whargarbllllll!"
It usually has something to do with something else, it's cohesive to only him or someone who belong to like 3k groups and follows him around. Ahem.
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Too bad he was kicked out of the house before that Netflix and Chill party could happen.
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He might have symptoms of both. He's slightly more coherent than a lot of schizophrenics I know, in that you can follow what he's saying, but his ideas are still bizarre.
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I'm going to contact him under the guise that I'm a senior Bernie staffer, albeit a hot female one born in 1990, and Sanders is interested in buying his shirt design. All he needs to do is fly out to Vermont to hammer out the details. Don't worry, Lucas. We'll make sure to comp your flight once you reach our campaign headquarters.
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He's very easily catfished. It happens like once a month. He still believes his last catfish is real and wants to be with him even after it was proved that she wasn't. (Someone posed as Rachel Hennessey, a writer for Forbes, and the actual Rachel Hennessey was contacted in an effort to show Lucas that someone was playing a trick on him. Worked for like a second then he went back into lala land.)
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Jesus, he really is like an older, crazier CWC. All he needs to do is wait for Vanessa Hudgens to email him. Ae these local trolls or is he the subject of online talks apart from this one?
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Between the few real groups I participate in, the groups made solely to mess with his head, and outside groups also doing the same, I'd say he is the subject of a lot of talks. In one particular group, Atheist Mingle (it really has nothing to do with either) he has been a source of many lulz and actively participates in the threads made for the purpose of demeaning him. He goes batshit but won't leave, just blocks people. (People who have dozens of alts that just keep coming back for the never ending shit show.) As of late, all is quiet on the Lucas front in light of the fact that he was actually grooming a 15 year old. Well, in the main groups. TGS has pretty much disbanded or this would would be a scat explosion followed by fail boating.
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@QueenBurritoSupreme does he have a particular group he targets? I know he only goes after millennials, but in that group, does he target victims (and let's face it, that's what they are) with certain characteristics, like homeless girls, or drug addicts, or some other vulnerable group or does he just hit on anyone in 18-25 that crosses his path?
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Well, according to him, his criteria is:
No Fatties
No kids Edit* They can't have kids. He's obviously fine with trying to fuck children.
He gravitates toward aesthetically pleasing "women", super model-esque type girls especially. (He thinks he's very attractive. I'm not sure he sees a mirror too often.) The catfish who stood him up on his birthday uses pictures of a very thin, beautiful blonde who wears black lipstick and spiked leather jackets. He wants someone who works so he can stay home and take care of the homestead. Hahaha
No Fatties
No kids Edit* They can't have kids. He's obviously fine with trying to fuck children.
He gravitates toward aesthetically pleasing "women", super model-esque type girls especially. (He thinks he's very attractive. I'm not sure he sees a mirror too often.) The catfish who stood him up on his birthday uses pictures of a very thin, beautiful blonde who wears black lipstick and spiked leather jackets. He wants someone who works so he can stay home and take care of the homestead. Hahaha
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Do you think he'd go for like, a fat black butch woman if she was rich? (Not that I think he has a chance with a fat black butch woman of any income level)
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He may be desperate enough for poon to do just that.
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He's not, he's desperate for his fixation. He has an ideal from which he won't sway and a manner in which to acquire it from which he won't deviate, either.
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I'm interested to see the fall out when Bernie loses. Or the realization that he's not going to get a government supplied 18 year old bang maid if Bernie wins.
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@Rabbit Bones I am, too. Though I'm sure he'll just rant about how the election was fixed by big corporations or how they're preventing Bernie from creating the lazy pedophile Utopia "we" all want.
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Honestly, I'd be more happy if Bernie won, so he can then sink into autistic rage that he will not get anything he wants since he's a selfish and lazy asshole.
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I wish his mom or dad gave more of a shit and had him institutionalized. They both distance themselves from him, though. He used to be able to go to holiday functions with the family but now, not even that. Between his Facebook hijinks, his atheist sperging, and his extremely confrontational attitude, he has completely alienated himself. He likes to brag that when his dad dies, he'll be rich in land and money but of course that isn't the case. He told me at one point he had been disinherited and his half brothers will get everything if the dad and stepmom both die. I'm rambling now.
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If he keeps going at the rate he is, he'll end up in jail soon enough.