💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Typhoid Mary]

The concern is that he'll stop whining about 18 year olds not wanting to fuck him and just force himself on someone, yes.

I sure hope he gets psychiatric help. :/

 

[DrJonesHat]

That chat is pure gold, hey the clean hair look is good, implies he really doesn't bathe.
And it's just MRSA not HIV so come on, I'm still fuckable... please.

Yes, because if there's something that gets the 18-25 year old ladies' panties wet it's a dude in his mid 30s with poor hygiene, and contaigious incurable oozing sores on his back. Science backs me up on this girls, don't try to resist.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

The back sores are all of his excess virility oozing out. His body literally couldn't hold it all.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

I'm only 3 pages into the thread so far- how many negative stereotypes IS this guy?

He's a Sanders supporter, too?

Damn it.

 

[Coldgrip]

I'm only 3 pages into the thread so far- how many negative stereotypes IS this guy?

All of them.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I'm only 3 pages into the thread so far- how many negative stereotypes IS this guy?

He's a Sanders supporter, too?

Damn it.
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Lucas is so repulsive that he's the basis for new negative stereotypes!

 

[Too Many Crooks]

I read through the entire thread, and I'm honestly surprised that this guy has never been charged with sexual assault or statutory rape... at least not yet.

 

[SU 390]

If they developed any self-awareness after all their shenanigans, they'd probably end up taking their own lives.

I haven't taken my life...yet.

 

[SpacePanther]

 

[DrJonesHat]

More Lucas logic. Some conservatives are closeted homosexuals, therefore all of them are.

 

[Ruin]

Tristan is right on the money.

Bravo sir.

 

[Fiddleford]

Is this the new version of "she won't fuck me, therefore she's a lesbian"?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Is this the new version of "she won't fuck me, therefore she's a lesbian"?

Sounds like it, filtered through the Lucas Reality Filter

 

[AnimuGinger]

Is this the new version of "she won't fuck me, therefore she's a lesbian"?

Ageist lesbian. Can't forget the ageism.

 

[Bassomatic]

Autism is a hell of a drug.

 

[RepQuest]

I actually got a bit mad at the "You're surrounded by progressives, why aren't you one, too?" bit. If you're in a deep blue city and you don't agree with absolutely everything that everyone else believes, it gets really obnoxious. That aside, I knew Lucas was pathetic, but not that pathetic.

 

[Rilakkuma]

Is this the new version of "she won't fuck me, therefore she's a lesbian"?

The next step is to come out as a lesbian transwoman.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

That bus ride must've riled up his batshit.

 

[Adamska]

That bus ride must've riled up his batshit.

He's probably pissed he's stuck in Spokane. By the by, if this salt was due to being in Spokane, last I checked it was actually a swing city, being rather moderate in a red area. It's quite conservative by urban standards for the West Coast. So he's just gibbering in rage because young women know he's unfuckable and have no desire to even look at an entitled homeless asshole.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

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I don't even get half of this insanity. All I can make out is "Republicans... progressives... lesbian... Republican... progressives... economic history... Republicans... lesbian... you won't talk to me so you must be lesbian."