Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

DykesDykesChina said:
I don't even get half of this insanity. All I can make out is "Republicans... progressives... lesbian... Republican... progressives... economic history... Republicans... lesbian... you won't talk to me so you must be lesbian."
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There's nothing else to get.
He's just trying to smart and studied on politics as he bullies women for not dating his homeless sore infected ass.
 
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Adamska said:
He's probably pissed he's stuck in Spokane. By the by, if this salt was due to being in Spokane, last I checked it was actually a swing city, being rather moderate in a red area. It's quite conservative by urban standards for the West Coast. So he's just gibbering in rage because young women know he's unfuckable and have no desire to even look at an entitled homeless asshole.
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It's what makes him so funny. He's rapidly storming up on Middle Age, but the reality is he's probably never come across a "deep" conservative that wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire because he refuses to get even the most basic of McJobs. It's like watching the thirstiest man in the desert pass up the chance to drink at the oasis because he has to wear shoes to do so.

It's so weird at how his entitlement just seems to double down the older he gets and the less he has, clinging on to sperging about politics he clearly doesn't understand and then whining endlessly about how he can't bang every 18 year old that gives him a remotely pitiful smile.

He really does strike me as the poster child of the "why the hell should we spend money on benefits?" crowd.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
It would have been hilarious if he'd been stranded in Idaho. It's the polar opposite of Washington. I'm still wondering what became of our informant. I hope nothing happened to her as a result of the catfish.
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I am also concerned about her well-being. I don't think it was a good idea for you all to encourage a woman to get close to what appears to be a rapist.

I hope she's OK.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
She wasn't directly involved. Last we heard from her, she didn't have power from a tornado. The person Lucas was going to meet doesn't even live in Idaho.
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Exactly. I'm pretty sure the profile she's using isn't even her considering the Facebook profile that she's using has only been up since February.
 
I don't think she was even behind the fake profile. She was just involved on the sidelines I thought. It was someone else who sent up the "Joy Baker" account. I'm pretty sure she implied it was a group project to fuck with him because he's pretty much loathed throughout Olympia.
 
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I don't think she was even behind the fake profile. She was just involved on the sidelines I thought. It was someone else who sent up the "Joy Baker" account. I'm pretty sure she implied it was a group project to fuck with him because he's pretty much loathed throughout Olympia.
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You know, I actually think you're right since said profile is friends with other people and profiles that have catfished our Lucas.
 
I also suspect that she knows Lucas in real life and he may have figured out who she is offline. She said he's gotten violent in the past, so maybe she dropped out of sight for her own safety.
 
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I wonder what's up with The Werm. The only thing he's done since leaving the hospital is wank it to Bernie memes.

Love, love, LOVE this thread, BTW. Found it a few days ago, read every post from start to finish (took me about five hours with all the links), and have been giggling nonstop ever since. I thought I was the only one who was watching the sick SOB's every move -- as much as I can online, anyway.
 
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ChuckSlaughter said:
I can't believe that piece of shit left washington when bernie sanders needed him to caucus today. What a bunghole
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At first I just laughed at this-- at the idea Lucas Werner could ever do anything useful for anyone, including for himself-- but it's actually a damn good point. This repugnant rapetard not only anchored his identity but developed his ENTIRE WORLDVIEW around supporting frickin Bernie. What a special category of wretched he is that when it comes to the one teensy, tiny thing remotely in his power that could help realize his dream of Bernie winning and making anime real, he fucks it up. Beyond pitiful.
 
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His craziest one yet?
 
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