Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

$300 should be enough to get back to Olympia, so he must be voluntarily staying in Spokane. I wonder if he's using the ADF method, and is staying in a place until he wears out his welcome, then moves on. MRSA's not an STD because the sight of an oozing MRSA sore pretty much precludes the possibility of sex.
 
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Oooh, the same underwear for over a week -- Now ain't that the cherry on top of the MRSA-filled Werm sundae.

We need to start taking bets on when he'll get kicked out of that place.
 
Ah. OK. "Joy" was in a car accident, which is why he hasn't met her yet. He states that he hopes she will "soon be healed enough to meet".

But according to him as of just 3 hours ago, there are "others" who are "interested", but he is "undecided" upon them.

I hope reality never whacks this motherfucker upside his jackfruit-shaped head because this is all just way too much goddamned fun for the rest of us.
 
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SpacePanther said:
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Yeah Lucas while basically everyone else on the planet thinks you're wrong and an idiot. It kind of shocks me just how gullible for fake sweetheart attempts Lucas really is, like he seems to have no self awareness to realise that not every girl who speaks to him is who she says she is. When you're more susceptible to these situations than even Chris was you have to worry.
 
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SlothInAMilkCrate said:
Holy shit. This guy is fucking clueless.
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I hope he doesn't rage out after this sick burn. Mostly because he's an overweight, delusional freak with a penchant for having shit fly over his head unnoticed.

Really, it's like, this is the guy you'd read about after he beat the shit out of some poor worker at the shelter he's at.
 
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I hope he doesn't rage out after this sick burn. Mostly because he's an overweight, delusional freak with a penchant for having shit fly over his head unnoticed.

Really, it's like, this is the guy you'd read about after he beat the shit out of some poor worker at the shelter he's at.
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Well, he's been catfished God knows how many times now and I've surprisingly never seen him chimp out about it.
 
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Beowulf said:
How many chromosomes doe this guy have? Too many or not enough?
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That is the eternal question with a lot of the people we talk about here. Science has yet to answer.

Are we sure he's not just fucking with us? He can't possibly be this clueless.
 
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