Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[wheat pasta]

Oh, he and others who are unnecessarily on welfare create jobs. See, I was fundamentally confused, I thought they were part of the reason I get $200 taken off of every paycheck. I'm glad for the clarification.

 

[Jungle Princess]

When I read that he is obsessed with millenials, I thought Werner was grumpy old man ranting about kids these days, but the truth is much worse.

 

[SpacePanther]

OH MY GOD

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[VLAD]

OH MY GOD

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If this was a Fedsmoker post it would be amazing, but the Wern has none of his charisma and five times the creep factor.

 

[Argonian Scum]

OH MY GOD

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Please take my Informative for a Horrifying.

 

[Super Collie]

OH MY GOD

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"Malt-O-Meal fuckery" has now just become a part of my vernacular. Thank you for this.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

I believe so.

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I... where do you begin with this idiocy? Werny-boy is a fucking poster-child of why people want Welfare reformed.

The whole job creation schtick is because those on unemployment are obligated to jobhunt, it allows for there to be an active job-need and some even go on to be business-people themselves. It's not free money and technically it's come out of the economy to be put in this idiot's hands. While there may be some impact by creating additional service jobs to suppport people sitting in a cafe all day it's typically considered a false economy and when welfare is reformed a larger and more rapidly growing economy tends to be the result.

 

[wheat pasta]

OH MY GOD

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I love how, near the middle when he mentions Spokane he also implies that he loiters around outside the library all weekend, writing depraved, crude sex-garble.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

OH MY GOD

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Congratulations. You've convinced me to vote for horrorcow. I was waiting for an actual attempted rape, but close enough.

 

[Adamska]

OH MY GOD

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Reading that horrible wall of filth gave me the following conclusion: Lucas is a supervirgin, and will die as a supervirgin. Mainly because his description of actual sex is so awkward and off that I can tell he's never had it.

 

[Bassomatic]

1 Bleach shower please... no no towel needed just leave a loaded .45 on the table.

Sweet god, I can't not agree with everything I read how scary this is upsetting and after the shock goes down, you laugh... first because he's not kidding then that scared laugh of he's not kidding.

 

[on a serious note]

OH MY GOD

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Oh man this is greasy. Real fuckin greasy.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

OH MY GOD

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Jesus H. Christ, sir.
Nobody wants the word chew associated with their labia.

 

[VJ 120]

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Jesus H. Christ, sir.
Nobody wants the word chew associated with their labia.

This guy writes like he secretly gets off on being peppersprayed and kicked in the nads by millennial girls. Because what other reaction would you, as a young woman, have to being talked at like this?

 

[The Great Chandler]

Aside from the awkward view of sex, he pretty much finds a pathetic excuse to be a loser by accusing well-rounded people as "Republicans".

 

[Sarcastic Username]

I don't want to think about this too hard but how does he chew someone's pussy while also having his dick in it?

 

[AnimuGinger]

I don't want to think about this too hard but how does he chew someone's pussy while also having his dick in it?

Anything is possible when all you have are dreams.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I don't want to think about this too hard but how does he chew someone's pussy while also having his dick in it?

He didn't say where the dick would go.

 

[Muncie Anderson]

I don't want to think about this too hard but how does he chew someone's pussy while also having his dick in it?

HE'S DOING IT WRONG.

 

[SpacePanther]