Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas is definitely delighting in the roommates eviction with malicious glee. No doubt he gets off on it and for once not being the one getting kicked out for his behavior. Not at the moment anyway. Lucas of all people should be wary of pointing fingers and gloating in this situation considering his history

I wonder how much of his eviction had to do with lucas deliberately fucking with him and trying to start shit to get him in trouble
 
That's like the third time this has happened right? And it's never Lucas's fault in the eyes of the landlord, I wonder if they're getting extra money or under some kind of order to keep him wrangled regardless of how it affects the rest of their clients.

I wonder how much of his eviction had to do with lucas deliberately fucking with him and trying to start shit to get him in trouble
It probably wouldn't have to be deliberate.
 
Lucas is definitely delighting in the roommates eviction with malicious glee. No doubt he gets off on it and for once not being the one getting kicked out for his behavior. Not at the moment anyway. Lucas of all people should be wary of pointing fingers and gloating in this situation considering his history

I wonder how much of his eviction had to do with lucas deliberately fucking with him and trying to start shit to get him in trouble
The mooo cow can delight in it all he wants. But another exceptional individual will be placed in the apartment before the end of the week, most likely. The cow had his own place at the Fart Box Arms Residence. But he tried bouncing the staircase like a dumbass and got evicted. Got his own room where he could scream like a banshee and lay around shirtless eating fried chicken. He did not know how good he had it.

I am sure he thinks this is plenty good that the roommate was evicted, but whoever they move in there will probably not get along with him either.
 
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One would hope Lucas returns to form and provides something new for us, but I feel his health may be too far gone for him to do much more than sit in his apartment, eat and post on his SM.

Although it’s not confirmed, I have a notion that dialysis is probably now a permanent part of his care. Combine this with the fact he is clearly still eating like shit, in both quality and quantity, he is probably on his last legs. Even if he went off his psych meds I don’t know if he could muster the energy to go on crazy rants in the streets. At best, we can hope if he goes off the rails again, we get some entertaining SM posts.

It’s sad really. The farms just doesn’t feel the same without Lucas melting down or plotting ridiculous schemes on the regular. He was a such content machine for so many years.
Dialysis, significant weight gain and a medication induced tremor. He can piss and moan all he wants. Dude is sucking wind from couch to kitchen and doesn't have the stamina to rape.
 
Dialysis, significant weight gain and a medication induced tremor. He can piss and moan all he wants. Dude is sucking wind from couch to kitchen and doesn't have the stamina to rape.
Erm.....How is that any different than how he was before the weight gain, medication and dialysis again
 
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Another grab from the Lucas Werner brokeposting FB page. The lolcow is complaining that his rent is too damn high and that his greedy landlords are taking advantage of the mentally ill. Another example of Lucas using his mental illness to garnish sympathy. But other times he says he isn't mentally ill at all. From what people are saying this is quite low for an apartment in Spokane. Of course, Tubby probably does not realize that he isn't paying market rent. Lucas is just mad he can't buy himself steaks from Clinkerdaggers or Churchills anymore. Lucas thinks he should be given free housing because he is a mooo cow who doesn't want to work.

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Another grab from the Lucas Werner brokeposting FB page. The lolcow is complaining that his rent is too damn high and that his greedy landlords are taking advantage of the mentally ill. Another example of Lucas using his mental illness to garnish sympathy. But other times he says he isn't mentally ill at all. From what people are saying this is quite low for an apartment in Spokane. Of course, Tubby probably does not realize that he isn't paying market rent. Lucas is just mad he can't buy himself steaks from Clinkerdaggers or Churchills anymore. Lucas thinks he should be given free housing because he is a mooo cow who doesn't want to work.

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As always lucas is as mentally ill as it suits his purposes to be at a given time. When he wants something or wants to play victim he's nutty as a fruit cake, but when a zoomer bae is involved he's plenty good and the doctors telling him he's mentally ill at all are wrong. Never mind the fact he collects a disability pension for being crazy, noticing that makes you a bigot republican

That said, on todays animal planet special, sir david attenborough narrates the intro to animal planets schizo bumcel week by introducing us to lucas werner:




I'm having way too much fun with this shit. and its still a better special than the megalodon and mermaid nonsense
 
Oh ffs. He put soy sauce, honey, pepper flakes and fucking bbq seasoning on bread? Thats absolutely disgusting and must be doing horrifying things for his beetus

and whatever is in that bowl reminds me of chunks of suet rendering in its own liquid fat when making homemade rendered suet on the stove

and it almost sounds like he was having a homer simpson moment
 
Anyone understandany of this?
Some of it. Lucas appears to be providing advice on how to befriend a woman. Lucas is an expert on the subject. You don't fuck your friends, and he doesn't fuck women.

"The way to form a friendship with a woman is to find her funny" is straightforward. If you want someone with a puss puss to like you, you must behave as if she is amusing. Laugh at her jokes, for example. Lucas also cautions against ulterior motives. The aspiring friend of women must enjoy "her company simply for the company of her own with no other reasons."

Lucas seems to encourage the aspiring friend of ladies to act naturally. "Let nature form your patterns." Not awful advice, if poorly worded, but a recognizable Wern fixation. It calls to mind his earlier interest in Fibonacci numbers, "the Golden spiral," and the inspiration he draws from the mating habits of lesser primates. Lucas has argued that the "patterns of nature" support teens breeding with him.

Lucas can't avoid incoherence. He has a poet's impulses, but not talent. To act naturally around the puss puss you want to be your pal,
"Let your wind to be as her breath. Let your rain be as her eyes."

What does he mean here? I can't be certain, but he appears to encouraging his audience to fart in people's lungs. And cover their eyes. With pee.

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WORLD WAR CHEESE LMAO. come the fuck on.
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Even by wern standards thats one of the most schizo 'games' he has ever come up with. Scrabble and tetris combined with tanks, spaceships and multiple boards and somehow he managed to include some amount of food in it. Because no matter what lucas does it always has to involve food in some twisted way. Its pathological with him. He's more obsessed with food than any starving abused dog i've ever seen

and of course he won't sell any copies and likely won't even be able to afford one for himself. Even if he somehow manages to get one he'll never play it with anybody but jamie, who will likely be even more confused by this one

The fact that lucas thinks any aspect of that game makes any sense at all says alot about the inner workings of his mind and his scrambled, incoherent thought process. It makes me wonder if having psych patients design simple games as part of their therapy might be a good way to help doctors evaluate how their minds work. Then again, I wouldn't want to be the psychologist forced to sit in an office with lucas and have him explain and/or play one of these games with me
 
Lucas can't avoid incoherence. He has a poet's impulses, but not talent. To act naturally around the puss puss you want to be your pal,
"Let your wind to be as her breath. Let your rain be as her eyes."

What does he mean here? I can't be certain, but he appears to encouraging his audience to fart in people's lungs. And cover their eyes. With pee.

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As a world renown expert in poetry I can confirm this is what he meant. In literary circles this is known as "pulling a James Joyce".
 
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