Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Bassomatic]

We are illiterate? Look at that man's typing.

Since we know he's lurking now. Lucas Witness me!!!!!!!!

 

[Scribbler]

Lucas Werner: Against misogyny, until women disagree with him/don't date him. Then they're "illiterate fucksticks".

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

Just a kinda random thought: I recently read the definition of "Loveshy" on the wiki. (I'm so ignorant but know better, do better.) He fits it to a tee but he's crazy/scary/possibly dangerous. Is that a common trait amongst their ilk or is that like some sort of wild variable?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Just a kinda random thought: I recently read the definition of "Loveshy" on the wiki. (I'm so ignorant but know better, do better.) He fits it to a tee but he's crazy/scary/possibly dangerous. Is that a common trait amongst their ilk or is that like some sort of wild variable?

Most of those types just sperg impotently in their parent's basements and have it together enough to know that if they try to force themselves on a woman, they'll be arrested or possibly even killed. All they do is bitch online. Lucas is an outlier which is why he bears watching, and I wish people would quit fucking with him because it's clear he's not rational.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

He doesn't have time to waste on us? He's a jobless, homeless bum. What does he spend all day doing? Taking pictures of teenage girls and bitching about how they won't fuck him? Hypocritically wandering from one religious soup kitchen to the next? Fuck off, Lucas. We know you spend all day at McDonalds using their wifi to peruse OKCupid.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

I wish people would quit fucking with him because it's clear he's not rational.

They won't, though. He'll just sit in between whatever cracks he slipped through while people continue to test him and poke the proverbial bear. I try to just watch, waiting in hopes for his suicide livestream (before he rapes or murders some little girl).

And just to add, even if people weren't messing with him online, he's very volatile in real life situations that others would consider normal or mundane. Like the guy who was riding the bus with him or choking out the guy who let him crash at his place. He's just an unpinned grenade. It's not if he'll explode, it's when.

Oh, and I finally figured out how to download videos from Facebook so enjoy this rousing video featuring Exceptional People.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

HE ATE A WHOLE PIZZA THAT COST $30

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

In all reality, could you imagine Lucas contributing anything to the living situation? He said he did dishes, he might have washed a fork. According to his ex, Suzanne, Lucas is a slovenly pig. However, he's so far out of touch with reality, he probably does believe that he is "very neat and tidy" as he likes to point out to the ageist, bigoted Millennial Chicks who won't give him the time of day.

 

[Kosher Dill]

However, he's so far out of touch with reality, he probably does believe that he is "very neat and tidy"

Maybe he would be if he CLEANED UP HIS DAMN BLOOD!!

I like to think that since that video was filmed at a mental health clinic they're slightly more used to dealing with this kind of thing than elsewhere.

 

[mama Lazarou]

I'd love him to get hooked up to Julay Terrieberry . Should even be a step up for her, misogynistic desperado as he may be, I can't imagining him punching a women. Not very hard anyway, with all that flub. Their fb raging should be epic.

Uhm..ok strike that .
But his violent tendencies would make the match more likely to happen? I guess? Yay?

 

[Bassomatic]

Just a kinda random thought: I recently read the definition of "Loveshy" on the wiki. (I'm so ignorant but know better, do better.) He fits it to a tee but he's crazy/scary/possibly dangerous. Is that a common trait amongst their ilk or is that like some sort of wild variable?

Some.
Most of the loveshy's are well just that shy.
Then you have like Marjin, Big Boss Calvin who masturbate to the idea of genocide etc.

Lucas is a bit more dangerous than a basement lurker who gets a semi watching girls suffering acid attacks. Because he travels around being a total creeper and at some points a danger.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Lucas has slowly moved up the list of my favorite lolcows through nothing but shear insanity.

I know many could disagree, but I personally think this guy might be one of the most insane people ever witnessed on the Farms and that just fascinates me. There is just a certain genuineness to his insanity that makes it wholly engrossing, and yet unlike everyone else who is even crazier, he is still basically "coherent" in the sense that his insanity is constructed enough to be understandable. He is the perfect middle ground of horror/skitzocows.

That said, my sex drive (and potentially, my sanity) was still irreparably damaged after "...you will when I chew on your pussy until you squirt like the Spokane Waterfalls outside the Spokane Public Library where I hang out..."

My God, man. You're thirstier than a Saharan caravan.

 

[Adamska]

Like I said, Luke here understands women's anatomy about as well as he understands socialist thought. That is to say it is near certain he doesn't even know what a clit is, nor understand that the point of unemployment and disability are for those who cannot find or cannot do work, not those that refuse to do work.

Not that knowing this would help him, since he screams "potential rapist" with posts like this, making any human being instantly become celibate just by reading what the fuck he types.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

Lukie has been busy on his awesome website. My favorite excerpt is:

Put down the psych meds and listen to me. I'm only here to save you retards from further damaging the human genome like racists and homophobes physically damage the species.

Because perpetuating his awesome genes is the only thing that will save humanity! He needs to create a child. To save the humananity. Guis.




http://conversationrage.weebly.com

 

[DrJonesHat]

In his present state, Lucas can't actually work. If he was medicated and receiving treatment, maybe. But right now he can't even take care of himself. For someone who thinks the system should carry them despite not being disabled, look at MC Tanuki or Zayn Zaki.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Lucas has turned into a person of interest on popular Tumblr blog the-cringe-channel (even getting a tag), and someone sent in their random encounter with him on OkCupid.

Spoiler

 

[annausagi2]

Fucking hell, Lucas, leave them alone. 8I

 

[SheWolfOfWA]

Following this he sent me a bunch of porn.

Pelvic thrusts...

And yes. I did make Lucas move to Spokane for my own amusement. I am a terrible person. Whatev.

 

[Buster]

Lucas has slowly moved up the list of my favorite lolcows through nothing but shear insanity.

I agree with this wholeheartedly. I cannot stop watching this guy. His thought processes (or lack thereof) are incredibly interesting, because they're just so alien to the rest of us.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

"My pelvis thrusted a lot in my sleep thinking about you."

HAHAHA, OH WOW