Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Tbh, a lot of his age rantings are very popular with our loveshies and incels. (Decrease the age of consent to 12-13) He'd be right at home with them, and they even come up with stupid ideas as to why it should be this way, and why women should be herded like cattle and assigned to a man.

I kind of hope he finds Happiness Abroad...
 
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I'm so confused. How does he want to RAISE the age of consent when he can't even follow a fairly lax age of consent in Washington? Most other states have it at 18, he can't even deal with it being 16 there. At this point it seems like he gets off on being labeled a pedo more than anything.
 
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Father Dharmendra Rada said:
I don't get the whole Fibonacci thing too - why does he base the age of the ideal girl to fuck on a sequence that relates to artichoke hearts and a honeybee's family tree? :\
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He's trying to pseudo-science his way to teen poon. He tried the Sanders route, then Sanders' campaign sputtered, so he now latches on to another supposedly-backed-by-logic approach to getting pedo sex.
 
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At this point I'd almost prefer it if he just admitted he wants to diddle kiddies. That's a hell of a lot better than using fake science and bizarre metaphors about cheese to justify rape. Every time he talks about the young tenderloins NEEDING to be wrapped in his crusty old bacon, the tenderloins keep getting younger. Soon he'll start talking about why kids need to be educated about sex from birth, using the golden spiral or some such madness.
 
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Bitch I Might Be said:
At this point I'd almost prefer it if he just admitted he wants to diddle kiddies. That's a hell of a lot better than using fake science and bizarre metaphors about cheese to justify rape. Every time he talks about the young tenderloins NEEDING to be wrapped in his crusty old bacon, the tenderloins keep getting younger. Soon he'll start talking about why kids need to be educated about sex from birth, using the golden spiral or some such madness.
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I actually kind of hope he keeps going. I am in this to see how crazy it will get.
 
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Gym Leader Elesa said:
I actually kind of hope he keeps going. I am in this to see how crazy it will get.
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I am simultaneously full of mirth, schadenfreude, and dread at the prospect of how far gone Lucas can become. As hilarious as this shitshow is, I am genuinely concerned that he'll flip out and seriously hurt someone, sexually or otherwise.

He strikes me as the type of person who'd drug or spike a girl's drink just so he can stand creepily by her, play the Nice Guy card, and say "see, I didn't rape her".
 
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