Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

"Dislaimer: I am not advocating pedophilia. I am myself 36 years old and have remained chaste for 5 years. All the women I have dated have either been older or the same age as myself. All 8 of my exes are now with older men than them. My last girlfriend was 18 years older. My girlfriend before her is 12 years older. My first girlfriend in highschool was when I was 16 and she was 18. Don't worry, folks. It was consentual. No laws were broken even in 1998. We were only together 2 months. I did not lose my virginity until I was 27 years old. I am an atheist for reasons of The Bounce Theory. I simply see the cosmos as cyclical as do many scientists, including Einstein, who reasoned that Faster Than Light was equitable to backwards moving in time. Such instances have been observed at Princeton since 2000 with a gain assisted superluminal propagator. Astronomers have observed massive galactic sized infrared signatures beyond The Hubble Sphere where space is stretching Faster Than Light. It is reasonable to see that dark energy causes the universe to exceed light speed. Our universe is currently 3/4 dark energy. It is then surmisable that the universe that reboots to the point 13.8 billion years ago refered to as The Big Bang from this distant beginning of The Big Crunch. The only reasonable answer is that the cosmic multiverse or simply "the cosmos" is a self-contained mechanism in both temporal directions. The only consistent answer is that there is no sentient creator diety for the same reason that we know Zeus doesn't throw lightning at sinners. There is no God. Not even a little. The only scientific answer is gnostic-atheism. I'm an EBT card scientist. I will return to college when tuition is free. Feel The Bern! My idea is to build a warp communicator that will send a Faster Than Light radio signal into space at 310 times the speed of light to connect with anything in a 3000 light year radius in a 20 year breadth of time, including Kepler 452-b, 1400 light years away, which SETI scientists are calling Earth 2.0 for obvious reasons. I can discuss that all day because they're benevolent. They would have destroyed our planet for resources millions of years ago. My next idea is a book called The Idea of Intergenerational Integration. What you are about to read may as well serve as the forward to that book. I am holding out for women between 18 and 30 years old without kids. Marriage and children do interest me. I've been saving money by living in homeless shelters from October 2015 to now. I am from Olympia. I lived there for 16 years. I was born in Aberdeen, Washington on November 27, 1979. I grew up in Aberdeen, Hoquiam, Montesano, and 15 miles outside Cosmopolis, Washington on 12 actes of land. I don't need a thing. Well, one thing. That's up to you. I will get a place in due time with the help of Frontier Mental Health in Spokane, Washington. I have been here since March, 2016. I came to meet a woman in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, but was apparently catfished. We didn't meet. I didn't meet another from Olympia either who said she was going to meet me in Spokane and then did not show up. They both claimed to be 19. It was later revealed to me by a Facebook troll that she was the same person and people were messing with me because I'm poor. I actually have more money saved now than with any of the previous girlfriends. I also have an kncome enough toafford rent and the afgoremention budged for food. If you're my girlfriend I will let you live with me for free. I will cook for you fabulous things you've not become aware of yet. I had decided to stay in Spokane anyway for nicer weather in the summer and a change. My friend count has gone from 340 to over 4000 since my breakup years ago. I've lost 160 lbs. by dropping psych meds in 2007 and walking my ass off. I have given away $25 or more from my EBT card and cash out of pocket every month since 2012. I usually leave a gift in a highly populated public place with a note. I haven't found anyone in at least 4 years. It could be 5 years. We can talk about corporate welfare taking 20 times your taxes than money to the poor and the wealth gap created by NAFTA and ghrowing money at the megawealthy, ending the TPP, the 49 American corporations that don't pay any taxes while pulling in $100 billion or more a year in profit, the greed of religion, or how The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation give more of their wealth away to House of Charity, UGM, both in Spokane, or any homeless shelter compared to any Catholic or Protestant church. While your Pope talks about it, Bill and Melinda Gates do it, somewhat under the radar, but publically. The Gates are atheists. Religion is evil. Give me a Ted Talk and Bill Gates types like Warren Buffet any day. You're bigots. Also, technically speaking, you're retarded bigots. It's a burden of being human. We're all a little special through no faults of our own. This species has become a family tree that does not branch.

<--Baby Boomers-->Generation X-->Millennials-->Generation Z-->"

He messaged me today telling me he was fighting because people were accusing him of being a pedophile and then quickly stated again how long it has been since he had sex last.
 
It's always an "okay then" when he says that he'll cook and clean in return for his prospective partner feeding, housing and clothing him. It's never occurred to him that saying, "I'm looking for work" is infinity better than saying he wants to be a house husband to a teenager. A teenager who can somehow make enough money to support two people and pay rent.
 
I will let you live with me for free. .
What he really means here is, "I'll live in YOUR house without paying any rent, cleaning, cooking edible food, or doing anything of importance, and I fully expect you (a teenager who is badass enough to afford an actual abode and bills all by herself) to make me The Man Of The House".

Sure, Luke. Whatever you say, man.
 
I've been saving money by living in homeless shelters
Yes, genius. Saving money by not getting a home, nor a job.

It's bizarre that he thinks that 'enlightening' his target audience through the following is effective:
You're bigots. Also, technically speaking, you're retarded bigots.

He's special, one of the special, select atheists to walk the Earth.
 
His recent thing is to retroactively rationalize his celibacy and homelessness as some form of selfless protest against whatever he's pissed off about.

I'm pretty sure that on more than one occasion he's said that he's swearing off women until goodly female comes forward to give him the sex that he deserves. Which, of course, is like loudly swearing off pizza between now and when the pizza guy shows up.

Speaking of circular, nonsensical statements; I'm in love with the "Werner's Baloon" post.

Lucas as a highschool softball coach.
 

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It's always an "okay then" when he says that he'll cook and clean in return for his prospective partner feeding, housing and clothing him. It's never occurred to him that saying, "I'm looking for work" is infinity better than saying he wants to be a house husband to a teenager. A teenager who can somehow make enough money to support two people and pay rent.

That's one of a number of things that are puzzling about him. In one of his FB posts, he notes that his brother has a career, so it's not surprising that he has a girl. Why can't he apply the same rationalization on himself and better his chances by actually getting a job? No right-minded girl would really think that a mid-30s man on food stamps and crashes in homeless shelters is more eligible than a guy in the same age range that has a job, even if it's just flipping burgers.

Most will probably say it's because of :autism: (and it would not be wrong), but I would guess that there's a huge component of laziness involved, as well.
 
That's one of a number of things that are puzzling about him. In one of his FB posts, he notes that his brother has a career, so it's not surprising that he has a girl. Why can't he apply the same rationalization on himself and better his chances by actually getting a job? No right-minded girl would really think that a mid-30s man on food stamps and crashes in homeless shelters is more eligible than a guy in the same age range that has a job, even if it's just flipping burgers.

Most will probably say it's because of :autism: (and it would not be wrong), but I would guess that there's a huge component of laziness involved, as well.
There is no doubt with the laziness. He wants to be took care of, not the other way around, and he wants the women to approach him.

Also, he refuses to learn things from people younger than him which doesn't bode well for his want of millennial women.

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That's one of a number of things that are puzzling about him. In one of his FB posts, he notes that his brother has a career, so it's not surprising that he has a girl. Why can't he apply the same rationalization on himself and better his chances by actually getting a job? No right-minded girl would really think that a mid-30s man on food stamps and crashes in homeless shelters is more eligible than a guy in the same age range that has a job, even if it's just flipping burgers.

Most will probably say it's because of :autism: (and it would not be wrong), but I would guess that there's a huge component of laziness involved, as well.
What @SpacePanther said. The reason I don't feel an ounce of bad for whatever happens to him is that he willingly and willfully exacerbates his delusions. Every time he's been in a position to get better and do better, he throws it away and blames someone else. His massive ego just won't hear anything anyone has to say, because he has to be right. He doesn't want a girlfriend or a partner, he wants someone who will be stupid enough to just blindly accept and praise his insane ramblings and bolster his ego. Someone he can groom and feel superior to, especially intellectually (what a joke).
 
What @SpacePanther said. The reason I don't feel an ounce of bad for whatever happens to him is that he willingly and willfully exacerbates his delusions. Every time he's been in a position to get better and do better, he throws it away and blames someone else. His massive ego just won't hear anything anyone has to say, because he has to be right. He doesn't want a girlfriend or a partner, he wants someone who will be stupid enough to just blindly accept and praise his insane ramblings and bolster his ego. Someone he can groom and feel superior to, especially intellectually (what a joke).
I suppose the "someone he can feel intellectually superior to" would partially explain his obsession with being a pedobear. He has the mental capacity of a child.
 
He posted a huge wall of text on facebook.
Fibonacci Gap
How The Golden Ratio Can Help Us Fight Ageism
The argument for a mandatory gap between ages of sexual consent
Lucas Werner

This species has become a family tree that does not branch.

<--Baby Boomers-->Generation X-->Millennials-->Generation Z-->

The 20th century was a series of battles. Misogyny. Racism. Homophobia. Women can now vote, use birth control, have a say in who they marry or whether or not to get an abortion, their bodies are their own. Nonwhites can now use the same restrooms as Caucasians and have occupied the highest political offices. Same-sex marriage is now legal in every state in the United States of America based upon Supreme Court decision. Battles have been won.

It doesn't matter what a Generation X male says to even the most progressive of Millennial females, how popular he is, how much money he has, society still views him as a "creep". What we have in this country is a battle against Youth Entitlement. Top 40 music is usually very atrocious. Sitcom television is often quite terrible.

Everything in nature is embedded with a pattern known as The Golden Spiral. Whenever we breed, date, or have sex with people our own age, we are participating in an unnatural coital act of irresponsibility. This type of mating to our own generation is no different than sleeping with members of our own family. Crime, war, mental illness, divorce, illiteracy, domestic violence, drug addiction, alcoholism, homicide, suicide, theft, debt, incarceration, persecution, bigotry, fear, hate, arrogance, greed, and distrust in the 2 party oligarchic political system are steadily on the rise.

I say we either lower the age of sexual consent to 13 as is writ of law in highly technological, medically social, freely educated to the highest collegiate level industrial nations in Western Europe and East Asia or we raise the sexually consented age to the drinking age of 21. As more conservative elements are due to complain about either move being unnatural, I say we at least keep our mandatory gap between ages of sexual consent within The Fibonacci Sequence, the pattern found at every point in nature. We ought to criminalize intragenerational sex for the same reason we do not allow interfamilial incest between close members of the same kin.

Only the ageists will complain and wrongfully so they shall complain as incognizantly as racial separatists in their willful ignorance. Inbreeding is bad for human, animal, plant, fungal, amoebic, bacterial and viral life just the same. We need a buffer of age for the same reasons of diversification as planting a tree farm is less sustainable than a garden or ranch of many varieties of flora and fauna from differing species and generations. We must free ourselves from the corporate capitalising of youth culture for the sake of profit from institutional conflict.

Segregation did not work for women's rights. Segregation did not work for people of color. Segregation did not work for the LGBTQA community in the fight for marriage equality. Each of these social taboos were fought and won by populist dissent. Ageil segregation is unnatural as it is against The Golden Ratio to be unbound from the cosmic pattern found within Phi from The Milky Way to DNA of The Golden Spiral.

Most marriages are between people of the same age. Half of all marriage in the United States ends in divorce. However, most marriages where there is a large age gap last for a longer duration. Most children born to mixed generation couples have been found to be happier, smarter, taller, muscular, and live longer than offspring born between couples of the same generation.

Let us go off the cited facts and not only encourage an age gap between sexual partners to save the human population from dramatics and extinction. Let us make an age gap a prioritizing necessity in order to make ourselves a fairer, more peaceful, and inclusive world of at least one Fibonacci gap for sex in order to retain the harmony of The Golden Mean. That which is Phi is natural. That which is not Phi is not natural.

We must fight prejudices of ageil segregation and the scientific illiteracy of intragenerational disparities between the sexually impoverished and a wealth of undistributed love. We cannot allow ourselves to cherry pick what it means to be a progressive. We cannot allow religion and bigotry to come within the same reference frame. Should ageism not be a social injustice then we must question ourselves first in our justification of both our hatreds and our clinging to pseudoscientific reasoning.

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Segregation did not work for women's rights. Segregation did not work for people of color. Segregation did not work for the LGBTQA community in the fight for marriage equality. Each of these social taboos were fought and won by populist dissent. Ageil segregation is unnatural as it is against The Golden Ratio to be unbound from the cosmic pattern found within Phi from The Milky Way to DNA of The Golden Spiral.
Is he somehow managing to conflate social norms with actual laws? The reason gays couldn't get married wasn't because it was "weird", it's because it was fucking illegal.
 
I kinda wish he'd just be a normal pedophile at this rate. All the mental gymnastics and the pretend academic-style pretentiousness makes him downright annoying... pair that with his violent urges and horrifying idea of sex and you get the world's biggest asshole. At least the other pervs don't write 20 page lectures comparing pedophiles to MLK all while talking down to you at the same time.
 
I like how he accidentally reinforced the slippery slope argument of "If we allow the fags to marry, what's next? Pigfuckers? Pedos?"

And what the fuck is up with his Fibonacci Obsession? Why that particular sequence?

If I might attempt a guess, I'd start with him thinking he's hot stuff, and the golden ratio has been linked to pleasing aesthetics, which then leads to the Fibonacci sequence. I dunno. My head hurts.

Funny thing is, trying to Google for Fibonacci number shows something called "Lucas number" as a related result. I don't really math, so I can't be assed to understand its relation to Fibonacci numbers. Had Lucas used that instead, he'd come across as less creepy (though not by much owing to his other ramblings and attraction signs), since the closest number below his age there is 29 and not 21.

I kinda wish he'd just be a normal pedophile at this rate. All the mental gymnastics and the pretend academic-style pretentiousness makes him downright annoying... pair that with his violent urges and horrifying idea of sex and you get the world's biggest asshole. At least the other pervs don't write 20 page lectures comparing pedophiles to MLK all while talking down to you at the same time.

I find that said mental gymnastics makes him more of a unique cow than the usual pedophile. It gives his chimp outs variety from the norm.
 
I will keep the math sperging down but Lucas Number could be applied more to his insane theory, still having literally nothing but it goes down and up vs just increasing.

Fibonacci would be
0,1,1,2
Lucas number start
2,1,3,4
So he's hoping to be he two that goes into a one. So to speak, still it's only by half so Lucas being 37 still puts him to 18.5 or in all legal terms a non rape. Fact he's talking about 13,16 etc just proves he's a total fucking schizo creeper.

He's not mentioned Lucas numbers ironic being it's a bit closer to use towards his insane goal and also while was a last name I'm sure he'd pass off as his own.

I accept I'm dying alone for being a math geek.

Edit: I really fucking hope I didn't give him an idea......
Edit#2: drug out Fibonacci another rung so easier to understand. And Lucas because austim.
 
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