Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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I really suspect Lucas has been tard wrangled. The handlers have him extremely medicated to avoid lots of the autistic behavior that we like to mock. And who is going to advocate for Lucas? No one! His dad has all but disowned him and his Mom is too busy being a basic boomer bitch in Mexico to care about her obese cow son in a state run care facility. I am hoping for a spring awakening, complete with trips to Lower Post Street, but I just don't know.
It was only a few months ago when the consensus was he died. I was convinced we'd get a post with a Facebook post from his family or an obituary or some shit, but then he reemerged. Who even knows anymore.
 
Holy shit. He looks even more like a bloated corpse than usual lately. I would think he's probably gonna kick the bucket soon but I've thought that many times already and yet he always manages to cling to life to eat on the tax payer's dime another day.
Has he ever looked so bad? I feel like closest was the face foot pumice episode.

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Yeah that definitely sounds like whats going on here. His shit diet is likely just making things worse. He's doing his usual attempt to try to deflect symptoms he can't hide by claiming its 'allergies' but allergies don't just affect the eyes and aren't really a thing this time of year, let alone to someone who barely goes outside. Plus his nose isn't all red and swollen like it would be from allergies, or from his usual bouts of crying for that matter... or if a zoomer bae had enough of his creepy staring and pepper sprayed him. It would be very surprising if this wasn't kidney related. Dialysis clearly isn't helping him all that much, which isn't a good sign for his future

Perhaps his recent 'calm' behavior is a combination of meds, utter shit health, depression from realizing he can't ignore the reality of his failing health and dialysis wearing him out. But if thats the case, inside he must be seething with anger at things not going the way he wanted them to or felt entitled to, even if he doesn't have the strength to spaz out about it. He doesn't have his zoomer bae and with every passing day it becomes less and less likely he ever will. His fanatical atheism probably isn't helping his mental state either. He's an OG cow that is starting to look like he's going to be sent out to pasture in the near future

That said, I wonder what he'll do when it starts to get really bad. Just lay there in a stupor waiting to die and silently raging at the world for not giving him is due, or off himself when he can't take it anymore, or perhaps combine the two and drag himself outside to say fuck it and give the world one last spaz out in the hopes of forcing a cop to do it for him. I wouldn't put that last possibility past him. He's a coward who probably couldn't bring himself to take a bunch of pills or whatever, but he could definitely let himself go manic and get violent enough to spook some poor cop into shooting him, especially if they know his history. It would be a fitting end and would be in character for lucas, giving him the chance to tell the world to fuck off one last time, but whether he has the strength left at the time and isn't overcome with depression to the point he can't function remains to be seen. Either way wouldn't surprise me. But that the rate he's going I wouldn't expect this thread to make it to 3000 pages with him still alive
 
All the people in the thread are begging him to take Benadryl but he's wont cuz his dr didnt tell him to. i dont think he even knows what benadryl is and that it's over the counter lmao. he probably thinks its some hardcore shit
What? He just needs to hit it with a pumice stone like last time!
 
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Okay, so, I think I speak for everyone when I say this. To the lay person, Lucus is a very foul looking individual, and yes, we see that as well, but over time we become desensitized to his looks...

However, how he is looking right now is very alarming. He looks TERRIBLE for his usual self. Litterly as if he is knocking on deaths door. Swelling aside, the mottled and waxy tone of his skin seems corpse like. I truely think he will die soon.
 
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It was only a few months ago when the consensus was he died. I was convinced we'd get a post with a Facebook post from his family or an obituary or some shit, but then he reemerged. Who even knows anymore.
It's like Jack Scalfatty, Lucas and Ethan Ralph are in a race to die.
 
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Oh, plenty good! He can waddle on down to Lower Post Street to find a zoomer bae. He for sure is lying about the allergy thing. Our cow's health is deteriorating. I wonder if he is still regularly doing dialysis? If he is, I doubt he would disclose it. He ain't gonna change his diet, no way.

He looks fatter than he was while he was a street hobo, for sure. If he had the money to, he would be scarfing down Clinkerniggers steaks and burritos from Atlianos, maybe even food from the Steam Plant. But those greedy landlords take too much of the tugboat.

Lucas very well may bounce back and if nothing else, show us pics of the awful food he makes. It would be nice if he would get back to his old moooing about his parents money and the zoomer baes' greed.
 
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At least we'd likely know immediately when it happens with the other two. With Lucas, we'd have no idea and just assume he's dead after extended inactivity.
His parents have to be notified by law so its likely his mother will go on her usual self absorbed lucas tier oh my poor baby lucas! everyone was out to get you! you're a victim of all these evil people and the system who hate the mentally ill! bs she usually puts on when he comes up. Not for his sake, but for pity points from her circle and anyone stupid enough to believe her. Never mind that she abandoned him nearly 20 years ago, wants nothing to do with him herself, knows exactly what he is (and even lucas admits this but doesn't appear to have the self awareness to realize it, hence the 'its not in the cards' stuff) and would probably lose her shit if he suddenly turned up at her front door

In other words, his mother will make it known pretty quickly after he dies, so if there is a sudden absence of the wern its probably best to keep an eye on her posts for awhile

That said, doctors always point out the ways to deal with issues like his - changes in diet, dialysis, etc.. so it'll be interesting if he never mentions why hes not going to be getting a new kidney when it becomes too obvious to lie about anymore. I mean for obvious reasons he's never going to get one from the normal get put on a waiting list method, as he'd never qualify for it and even if he did somehow get one that way he'd never adhere to the required diet afterwards and the medication and he'd either destroy the new kidney or fuck up his meds and cause it to get rejected, but he'd definitely be informed of the possibilities of a donor from his own family. It'll say alot if he never mentions this, as its overall his only chance and best hope for a compatible match. No way he wouldn't feel entitled to a kidney from his family, especially given their lack of providing for him in other ways, so it'll strongly imply he made a demand and was refused by all of them, which will show what they really think of him and why he wouldn't bring it up

The only way I could see any of them giving him a kidney is if they did it in exchange for power of attorney over him and guardianship so they could lock him up in some nuthouse or whatever for the rest of his life to keep him out of their hair and away from the public. Which of course, he would spaz out about and refuse. Though I wouldn't put it past him entirely to beg for one online like he begs for door dash. and frankly if he does he deserves to get door dashed a bunch of raw cow kidneys from the local supermarket on principle for being that greedy and entitled

Perhaps he'll get lucky and it'll turn out there is some kind of afterlife. on the other hand if there is maybe he'll end up as the new roommate for john s bulla (sexually, of fucks) and have to put up with him, his magazines and knife rope necklaces for eternity. I'm not sure I want to imagine the kinds of toasterbortion foods those two would spend eternity coming up with. Then again maybe john will get it in his head lucas was really the guy posing as his pedo demon clone he met at pizza hut and spend eternity guarding his side of their celestial shithole apartment with his knife necklace to keep lucas away instead
 
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