Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Draxx them Sklounst said:
"shrimp chili" wtf

I haven't commented in forever but went through the whole password reset rigamarole for this. what the fuck.
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Perhaps lucas had a bubba moment trying to figure out what to do with the shrimp. I'm also surprised lucas didn't end up like this

On that note, i'm surprised when he got a taste of shrimp, which he clearly thinks is some kind of high end food, he didn't want to stuff himself with it and beg on the internet for some money so he could go do this:

If lucas ever sets foot in an all you can eat seafood restaurant that is definitely going to be the outcome

T'was a moonless night, dark as pitch when out of the mist, came a beast, more stomach than man! certainly sounds like the staffs reaction to lucas showing up at their restaurant
 
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i mean, from family living in Louisiana, "shrimp chili" was basically just shrimp gumbo over rice, shallots, okra, and other fixings. obviously Lucas is incompetent and has the culinary expertise of raw sewage, so perhaps this is beyond him and he imagines himself a pioneer on the far horizon of foodie fusions.

edit: this is what i know as "shrimp chili"
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it's always people like Lucas that have the Iron Stomach and seemingly never get ill from their horrifying concoctions.
 
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Club Sandwich said:
i mean, from family living in Louisiana, "shrimp chili" was basically just shrimp gumbo over rice, shallots, okra, and other fixings. obviously Lucas is incompetent and has the culinary expertise of raw sewage, so perhaps this is beyond him and he imagines himself a pioneer on the far horizon of foodie fusions.

edit: this is what i know as "shrimp chili"
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it's always people like Lucas that have the Iron Stomach and seemingly never get ill from their horrifying concoctions.
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An ensemble of southern hospitality coalescing in stew form? Sounds like a Paula Dean specialty. Dregs from this month's EBT payment and food bank leftovers? Satisfactory if a bolus dose of sodium and facial swelling is your thing.
 
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A Funny Possum said:
"I'm not an incel. I'm more of a volcel" he says LMAO
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This coming from the guy who is a literal walking definition of incel to the point he's been committed multiple times for screaming about it on the street

and by lucas's own claims he's more of the creepy guy in high school too stupid and narcissistic to realize how creepy and ugly as fuck he is. Except he does know how creepy he is, hence why it pisses him off to be called a creep
 
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Vi0l3t said:
Thawing raw meat on the counter.
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His thin ass beard.
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That beard reminds me of that cotton cobweb stuff people use to add fake cobwebs to their house for halloween. It looks awful. and his slogan is more like the truth is the truth even if lucas doesn't believe it, a lie is still a lie even if lucas believes it

and of course he loaded up shitty cheap cheese on a piece of pork and had to dump that on a bunch of pasta. Fucking glutton

and i'm not sure which is worse, the fact he served a single boiled potato with that whatever the fuck that is but it looks like he put ketchup on it. and I see he's still on his chunks of green peppers kick. No surprise at all that yet again he's leaving raw meat out overnight on the counter to thaw. Lucas really has no understanding at all of even the most basic rules of food safety. I'm surprised he even knows how to use a crock pot. Then again somebody working there probably showed him. I bet theres several people at mallon place who don't want him using an oven. Funny how theres no mention of a new roommate yet
 
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Twrx said:
Ha, he's hiding his eyes.
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He certainly is, i'm sure to nobodies surprise. It strongly implies he's still watching this thread fairly closely and noticed all the talk about the red flags his eye swelling give off in regards to his health and is trying to hide it. I wonder how long it'll be before he gets to the point its so obvious that he's unable to hide his failing health any longer. No doubt he'll make some kind of excuse for it. Allergies wouldn't cut it so he'll probably claim it was the heat and dehydration again. I wonder if this sudden food binge is indicative of stress related eating to eat himself into a stupor and try to deal with his health problems. If it isn't it probably won't be too long before it is

Doesn't even seem to cross his mind that wearing sunglasses indoors in fucking march makes him look like an idiot who is trying to hide something. Its the kind of thing addicts and drunks do to hide their fucked up eyes
 
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