Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[aerostar88]

That exchange goes from 0-creeper so fast.
Girls in early 20s and teens may want more than kids especially in a world where women work go to college and all that it's awesome women aren't forced into being breeding tools!
Lucas: IMMA JIZZ YOUR FACE

Or in her thang. Then she can be his baby-maker and the Werner genes can be passed on, at last.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

It's so gross how he calls sperm baby batter and other infantile terms. And some of his pick up likes... "I'm going to eat your pussy like soft serve ice cream without a spoon" "Insert my fully engorged penis in your anus as we fuck like mooses full rut"? Who does that turn on? Maybe I'm just a weird girl, but if a guy said any of that to me I would get the fuck out of there.

 

[ActualKiwi]

It's so gross how he calls sperm baby batter and other infantile terms. And some of his pick up likes... "I'm going to eat your pussy like soft serve ice cream without a spoon" "Insert my fully engorged penis in your anus as we fuck like mooses full rut"? Who does that turn on? Maybe I'm just a weird girl, but if a guy said any of that to me I would get the fuck out of there.

"I'm going to eat your anus like moose ice cream before I insert my fully engorged spoon into your soft-serve"
...welp, that's possibly slightly worse.
I know almost no-one who would be turned on by those quotes

 

[Kosher Dill]

I know almost no-one who would be turned on by those quotes

Almost?

 

[ActualKiwi]

Almost?

almost. I know some weird,weird people.

 

[aerostar88]

Almost?

Lucas is clearly turned on.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

Did Lucas bawlete his main? I've checked on a few of my alts and he's pissadeared.

Never mind, he must have deactivated before bed. *tear*

 

[aerostar88]

Did Lucas bawlete his main? I've checked on a few of my alts and he's pissadeared.

So it's not just me. Pity, I had a nice report written to the center for missing and exploited children that I wanted to share them for him. oh well. I'm sure he will reactivate once he started starving from a lack of fake sympathy.

 

[aerostar88]

I've been meaning to put this on his Facebook for a while now. The full submission form was several pages, so this is just a summary. Not even going to bother to censor the name since it's a sockpuppet just for this. I expect to be getting blawwkt soon. I'm still really curious as to what his reaction will be, or if he will even have one besides blocking me and deleting the post. Thumbnail of the image alone below the screenshot of the facebook post.

UPDATE: He's not even mad. Half-surprising.

 

[WatchtheWorldWern]

I've been meaning to put this on his Facebook for a while now. The full submission form was several pages, so this is just a summary. Not even going to bother to censor the name since it's a sockpuppet just for this. I expect to be getting blawwkt soon. I'm still really curious as to what his reaction will be, or if he will even have one besides blocking me and deleting the post. Thumbnail of the image alone below the screenshot of the facebook post.

UPDATE: He's not even mad. Half-surprising.

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HA!

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

Now's your chance. Lol

 

[DrJonesHat]

@aerostar88 are you actually in the Spokane area along with the other members of the Washington State Ladies' Trolling Society? (It seems the most dedicated Lucas catfishers are women right in the age range he preys on, coincidence? I think not)

 

[aerostar88]

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Haha I actually had to ask @Father Dharmendra Rada to send the picture because it really made for the perfect reply. No reply to that one.

@aerostar88 are you actually in the Spokane area along with the other members of the Washington State Ladies' Trolling Society? (It seems the most dedicated Lucas catfishers are women right in the age range he preys on, coincidence? I think not)

Nah everything on that account is fake.

He finally replied to the "proof".

I look like a monk

You look like a lot of things in that picture, and a monk is definitely not one of them.

Bite me and marry a horse.

????? Is this supposed to be some "You're ageist therefore you into beastiality and incest" play from Lucas?

I haven't had sex in 5 years.

Thanks for reminding me pal, I totally forgot.

I'm more into studying humans from a distance

Lucas really loves dropping wikipedia articles as arguments, so I'll counter with this. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalking

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Never mind, he must have deactivated before bed. *tear*

Photograph yourself producing eye water and poorly acting, that will show them you have feelings.

 

[DrJonesHat]

That's not how HIPPA works.

 

[aerostar88]

That's not how HIPPA works.

Can you enlighten me on what exactly that is and how it works? I'm not American.

 

[Bassomatic]

Long story short, It's an insurance thing mean to keep things private. I'm unsure how it applies in what Lucas is claiming.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Can you enlighten me on what exactly that is and how it works? I'm not American.

It stands for Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act. It's a privacy law designed to keep health care providers from disclosing your medical information without your permission. It doesn't apply to random people following the town creepy person around. Lucas has no idea what he's talking about.

 

[WatchtheWorldWern]

He's holding his genius hostage again. He has his finger on the money button but you horrible bitches just won't let him press it because of your greedy, stingy vaginas.

Why do you hate love? Does happiness scare you?

Side note: He obviously has no comprehension of what the article he posted is actually talking about.

 

[Adamska]

He's holding his genius hostage again. He has his finger on the money button but you horrible bitches just won't let him press it because of your greedy, stingy vaginas.

Why do you hate love? Does happiness scare you?

Side note: He obviously has no comprehension of what the article he posted is actually talking about. View attachment 112084

Good. Let the clearly unhinged potential rapist and confirmed pedophile starve himself.