Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

He's holding his genius hostage again. He has his finger on the money button but you horrible bitches just won't let him press it because of your greedy, stingy vaginas.

Why do you hate love? Does happiness scare you?

Side note: He obviously has no comprehension of what the article he posted is actually talking about. View attachment 112084

If he sends his "book idea "(READ: Manifesto) to any major publishers, he's gonna be on the path to a federal watchdog list, not the NYT bestseller list.

 

[aerostar88]

Thanks for the info, both you and @Bassomatic

Lucas has no idea what he's talking about.

That's nothing new. Oh, Lucas, you will never be able to science teenage girls on your dick. it doesn't work that way.

he's gonna be on the path to a federal watchdog list

Implying he isn't already. His life story is just one giant red flag.

 

[Bassomatic]

Date me because I'll be a multimillionaire is my pick up line
Money isn't important. So then why are you using money as a pick up line?

I don't really need to point out a homeless man with a multi million dollar idea that's a click away and is still homeless doesn't really add up.

 

[aerostar88]

I don't really need to point out a homeless man with a multi million dollar idea that's a click away and is still homeless doesn't really add up.

But Lucas is homeless clearly because he's CHOSEN to be homeless. He could get a job and become a rich man oppressing the masses but he has decided that his EBT card is enough. His decision, guys. The moment he chooses to get a job (LOL) he'll become a CEO and fire us all from our jobs for our false accusations.

 

[WatchtheWorldWern]

Date me because I'll be a multimillionaire is my pick up line
Money isn't important. So then why are you using money as a pick up line?

I don't really need to point out a homeless man with a multi million dollar idea that's a click away and is still homeless doesn't really add up.

I can tell from yr criticism that u r a millennial pissbaby hoze just jelous of his long thick telomeres. Thisis why it shuld be illegal to sex girls until yr 36 and named Lucas.

 

[aerostar88]

Thisis why it shuld be illegal to sex girls until yr 36 and named Lucas.

You also have to be an atheist and Bernie supporter with the last name Werner.

 

[WatchtheWorldWern]

I was just talking to a friend about his recent, confusing Cola war analogy and it suddenly occurred to me that Lucas is the polar opposite of a Pokémon. Pokémon are adorable, lovable creatures that have special skills and say everything with one word. Lucas is a vile, unloved human with no skills whatsoever who only says one thing with every word he knows.

If Lucas was a Pokémon, no one would ever complete their Pokédex.

 

[Zarkov]

If Lucas was a Pokémon, no one would ever complete their Pokédex.

If Lucas was a Pokémon he'd be harassing Nintendo to allow him to fuck baby Pokémons so he could spread his godly telomars among them.

 

[Bassomatic]

I was just talking to a friend about his recent, confusing Cola war analogy and it suddenly occurred to me that Lucas is the polar opposite of a Pokémon. Pokémon are adorable, lovable creatures that have special skills and say everything with one word. Lucas is a vile, unloved human with no skills whatsoever who only says one thing with every word he knows.

If Lucas was a Pokémon, no one would ever complete their Pokédex.

WERNERCHU
MRSA CHOOSES YOU!

 

[WatchtheWorldWern]

 

[WatchtheWorldWern]

TODAY he seems to have advanced his telomere theory, and is now suggesting that his spunk is the biological equivalent to having a White Mage in your party. If any of you have any negative status effects, I suggest you let Lucas fill you with his miracle seed, ASAP.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

Apparently, Lucas is dying. I just have to wonder if his posts gave him cancer.

 

[SpacePanther]

Apparently, Lucas is dying. I just have to wonder if his posts gave him cancer.

Is he dying from lack of sex or is this the "WE'RE ALL DYING!!" thing or did the MRSA turn into something worse?

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

I'm just

Is he dying from lack of sex or is this the "WE'RE ALL DYING!!" thing or did the MRSA turn into something worse?

I'm not worried about the details, only hoping it will be a quick death.

Lol But seriously, I was wondering when he'd pull the "I'm on my deathbed" card to garner sympathy.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

The only thing sexier than a horny, diseased homeless pedophile is a dying horny diseased homeless pedophile

 

[ActualKiwi]

The only thing sexier than a horny, diseased homeless pedophile is a dying horny diseased homeless pedophile

He'll be trying to appeal to the necrophiliac crowd next.

 

[Siren of a Sperg Spirit]

I made a thing for you guys.

 

[Wrought]

Giving sonichu a run for its money, i see

 

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

I made a thing for you guys.

Can I post this on his wall?

 

[Siren of a Sperg Spirit]

Can I post this on his wall?

That would be delightful.