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Lol! This one was snatched from the Lucas Werner Brokeposting FB page.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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WonderWino
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That is exactly the kind of post that pisses him off to no end. I bet he was utterly furious after he saw it. Clearly it never occurred to him to consider what it says about him and how much of a lowlife incompetent he is that such a post makes him pissed off at all
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He probably didn’t even notice she was replying to the exact same post about women, and just flipped it around to be about men. She probably doesn’t even agree with it.
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Plenty good! More handouts for the cow. Probably took it from those awful greedy Christians. I bet Lucas takes as much food as his fat ass can carry.
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Lucas knows why he has it so good in Spokane, which he'll never admit.
WonderWino
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Says alot about lucas that he doesn't realize how bad it makes him look to brag about the stuff you got from the homeless shelter. He reminds me of a nuttier version of this woman who isn't exactly playing with a full deck herself
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Weekly pic duuuuump. Slow week though so I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel for this shit lol.
Le Euphoric Gentlesir still out here screaming at no one about religion and how epic it is to be an atheist 10 times a day. Persecution complex out on full display:
Another hilariously ironic statement. Classic Wern quote tbh:
Yet another schizophrenic episode contained in a facebook post. I wonder if the diabetes is eating holes in his brain before his feet or if he's just the same fat faggot who thinks he's smarter than everyone else on the planet while spouting nonsense buzzwords he doesn't understand. Spoiler: it's both:
Aaaaand he's getting rounder, puffier, and redder. Who would've guessed. Really would like to see what's going on behind those gay ass sunglasses though.
Le Euphoric Gentlesir still out here screaming at no one about religion and how epic it is to be an atheist 10 times a day. Persecution complex out on full display:
Another hilariously ironic statement. Classic Wern quote tbh:
Yet another schizophrenic episode contained in a facebook post. I wonder if the diabetes is eating holes in his brain before his feet or if he's just the same fat faggot who thinks he's smarter than everyone else on the planet while spouting nonsense buzzwords he doesn't understand. Spoiler: it's both:
Aaaaand he's getting rounder, puffier, and redder. Who would've guessed. Really would like to see what's going on behind those gay ass sunglasses though.
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I've been trying to figure out how to describe the shape of his head, and I'm coming up with nothing. His head keeps growing, his mouth keeps shrinking and I'm betting he's putting on weight rapidly. Probably hasn't seen his mega micro peen in ages.
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The eyes that preys over young, succulent millennial and gen Z chicks?
He is way too ugly to attract them.Something about his hairline and his weight going up a lot really means a deteriorating change for Lucas, especially the more years gone by, the more unattractive he gets.
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Oh boy, more quantum mechanics posting, that's my queue to try and make sense of whatever he's badly interpreting...
what...
huh....
it doesn't....
just... no. wuh?
I just... I dunno, my only guess is that he's binging Closer To The Truth videos and they're sending him into a euphoric high where he just braindumps screaming "THIS IS WHAT AN ATHEIST SOUNDS LIKE!!!"
Anyways
WonderWino
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Those are total douchebag sunglasses, and the fact that he's making a point of wearing them indoors only reinforces that and makes him look like an even bigger twit than he already was. Aside from that its very obvious he's doing it to hide his swollen eyes at this point. Even he figured out that 'allergies' isn't a believable excuse. I wonder what he'll do when the kidney failure gets to the point his skin color starts getting effected. Wrap himself up so he looks like a muslim woman in a burqa to hide his skin? That would be rather ironic considering his militant atheism. I can also see him trying to pull a 'I ate too many carrots and it changed my skin color! see! i'm healthy and eat lots of veggies!' because he thinks people are stupid enough to believe it. Something definitely set him off with the science shit again, must have been watching youtube videos of some crackpot talking nonsense and pseudoscience and lucas thinks repeating it and very likely repeating something totally different from the actual video makes him sound smart and like someone who should be taken seriously
and I just realized why those sunglasses look so familiar - my grandmother used to wear a pair just like it in the summer back in like 1997. So he's literally wearing late 90s old lady sunglasses, indoors no less. Though i'm surprised he didn't do that sooner to hide the leering he was doing at little girls during his daily walks around spokane
He is starting to remind me of an obese bithTwrx said:
His short telomeres are finally catching up to him. It won't be long before he turns into this
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I am amused by the return of Euphoric Lucas, autodidact scientist, but prefer Prince Wern, eligible bachelor and heir to the Elk Kingdom. Still, when Lucas posts about atheism and science, he inevitably degenerates to ranting that there is no God because he is sexually unfulfilled and any sort of God would bless him with abundant zoomer puss puss.
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Who the fuck takes pictures of their groceries and posts them online? No normal person does that. What an odd brag, especially since he either bought them with food stamps or whatever, or they were donated.
What a dipshit. I'm an atheist as well and it almost never comes up in my day to day life. Never felt persecuted (only judged by a select few). I find if you keep your business to yourself and don't scream all over the internet about your atheism, people leave you alone.Le Euphoric Gentlesir still out here screaming at no one about religion and how epic it is to be an atheist 10 times a day. Persecution complex out on full display:
Aaaaand he's getting rounder, puffier, and redder. Who would've guessed. Really would like to see what's going on behind those gay ass sunglasses though.
He looks awful. I wonder how much he weighs now.
The shape of his head is like a grape. A big, bloated, ugly grape.
My brother had sunglasses like that in the '90's when he was in middle school. They're cheap and you can get them at CVS. My mother wouldn't let him have more expensive glasses because he was always losing or breaking them. So when I look at Lucas wearing them, that's all I can think about. He looks like a big bloated child who's not responsible enough for a decent pair of sunglasses (I know it's because he can't afford them, but still).
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He has an egg-shaped head is the best I can describe it.
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He's making memes again. Also major soyjak potential on that first one.
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It seems Lucus realizes that people are bringing up the fact that he is wearing sunglasses inside, so he does a few outside to appear totally normal and plenty good you guys.
Once again, you can see the outline of his eyes in both of these photos. They seem to be absolutely nearly swollen shut. I am utterly amazed at how bloated and sickly he looks. He literally seemed "healthier" as a homeless street bum.
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He can't even shave without completely butchering himself. READY TO BE A DAD
WonderWino
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Another study looked at propensity for criminality. Atheist was at the bottom
Lucas showing how unfamiliar with history he is yet again. Hitler, Stalin, Mao and most of the rest of the mass murdering dictators of the 20th century were all atheists. and according to lucas's own words he himself is both an atheist and an admitted criminal who has deliberately scammed and stolen from people in the past, per his 2010 reflections. I guess thats why nobody wanted him as a neighbor then
I wonder if his sudden ranting about religions is related to his poor health and fear of death. I mean tons of people start getting religious when they realize they're dying as a coping mechanism. It would be just like lucas to do the same only centered around atheism, which wouldn't really make a whole lot of sense as far as coping that death isn't the end. He's stupid enough to do it though
I wonder what other parts of him are starting to swell up. I wouldn't be surprised if his feet and ankles are doing something similar, which can't be good for his beetus ridden dead foot. The outcast owls should hit him up for another interview and see how he is in person and whether he'll remove the sunglasses for them
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I've missed meme wern. They're just so bad.