Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

......genuinely fighting the urge to tell him how ugly, unfunny, and whatever else he really is UHHHHHG he has such a frustratingly skewed view of himself
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It's like he can't possibly fathom how utterly disgusting he is. This is a guy who told his facebook "fans" to troll a girl to the point of suicide if she stood him up on a date, and publicly begs women to let him eat them out. He stalks high school aged girls in the wild and baits women with gifts of candy. I don't think it's looks or money that's keeping you down, Wern.
 
......genuinely fighting the urge to tell him how ugly, unfunny, and whatever else he really is UHHHHHG he has such a frustratingly skewed view of himself

"Look at my profile picture. Tell me it's because I'm ugly."
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Does he seriously think he looks even remotely acceptable? He can't even straighten his collar to take a profile picture. All his shirts are so ill fitting on his fat ass that it looks like he's wearing a muumuu.
 
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Why was Wern posting kiddy porn?

Because he's not an ephebophile, he is a pedophile. He jerks off to that same chick Mouth-Breathing Neckbeard does. I'll bet Lucas' IQ is 124, as well.

On another note, I wonder how he's dealing with being banned from Starbucks, too. He hasn't posted about it.
 
According to our agents in beautiful Spokane, Lucas was banned from Starbucks and then the mall in which the Starbucks occupies for leaving his crazy-notes and roofie candies. Well, more like they told him a bunch of times to stop doing it and he chimped out IRL on a bunch of people and got banned.
Please post proof, TY fam.

Links, photos or posts would be great ;).
 
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