💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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......genuinely fighting the urge to tell him how ugly, unfunny, and whatever else he really is UHHHHHG he has such a frustratingly skewed view of himself
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It's like he can't possibly fathom how utterly disgusting he is. This is a guy who told his facebook "fans" to troll a girl to the point of suicide if she stood him up on a date, and publicly begs women to let him eat them out. He stalks high school aged girls in the wild and baits women with gifts of candy. I don't think it's looks or money that's keeping you down, Wern.
 
......genuinely fighting the urge to tell him how ugly, unfunny, and whatever else he really is UHHHHHG he has such a frustratingly skewed view of himself

"Look at my profile picture. Tell me it's because I'm ugly."
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Does he seriously think he looks even remotely acceptable? He can't even straighten his collar to take a profile picture. All his shirts are so ill fitting on his fat ass that it looks like he's wearing a muumuu.
 
Lol His main account is gone. I checked on a new profile, seems like a Facebook deletion rather than deactivating.
 
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Start a GoFundMe. Just link to one of his posts. The funds to buy every woman age 18-25 in the Spokane area a chemical repellant of their choosing will roll in quickly.
 
What happened? YA'LL GUYS BETTER TELL ME OR THIS TEQUILA GETS IT!

Edit* I deduced that Werm posted CP but was he reposting CP that Werner posted on his page?

Post Post Edit* Thank you for the autistic rating, @CasualSeppuku and also to you, @Rat Speaker.
 
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He reposted something lucas posted on Facebook, the only reason he is not banned is because it was an obvious dumb mistake.
 
Why was Wern posting kiddy porn?

Because he's not an ephebophile, he is a pedophile. He jerks off to that same chick Mouth-Breathing Neckbeard does. I'll bet Lucas' IQ is 124, as well.

On another note, I wonder how he's dealing with being banned from Starbucks, too. He hasn't posted about it.
 
According to our agents in beautiful Spokane, Lucas was banned from Starbucks and then the mall in which the Starbucks occupies for leaving his crazy-notes and roofie candies. Well, more like they told him a bunch of times to stop doing it and he chimped out IRL on a bunch of people and got banned.
 
According to our agents in beautiful Spokane, Lucas was banned from Starbucks and then the mall in which the Starbucks occupies for leaving his crazy-notes and roofie candies. Well, more like they told him a bunch of times to stop doing it and he chimped out IRL on a bunch of people and got banned.
Please post proof, TY fam.

Links, photos or posts would be great ;).
 
I can't post a phone call and I can't verify, sorry. He'll post about it soon enough on one of other profiles just like when he got banned from the library, I'm sure.
 
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