Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

That picture really shows off his bizarre gourd shaped head. He's big mad in that video and his expression looks like something an 8 year old would do while having a tantrum cause he didn't get some candy at the store

The more I see him make these anti troon rants the more convinced I am he's had a runin with a troon recently. Perhaps even got matched to some on tinder. After all troons are degenerates who will fuck just about anyone and might be deviant enough to at least respond to lucas's messages in some kind of positive manner, which would immediately get lucas excited and diving into trying to hit on them until they either point out they're actually troons or he figures it out for himself. No way that wouldn't set him off and it would explain alot about why these rants started in the first place. Its a pre-emptive 'i'm not gay! I won't fuck a troon!' hoping to deflect having messaged one with his crazy sperm and telomere rants

Come to think of it, given lucas's history with how he acts in messages and what he puts in his profiles, I bet that is exactly what happened. He went off on his usual magic sperm, we can have super babies spiel and the troon shut that down fast and had to point out that 'you know i'm trans right and can't have kids....?' and naturally lucas spazzed out internally with the usual 'i'm not gay!' and has been doing this to deflect ever since in case anyone finds out

 

[Club Sandwich]

who has the better pout, Lucas or OPL?

Spoiler: pic

 

[Ultrapenguin]

The more I see him make these anti troon rants the more convinced I am he's had a runin with a troon recently. Perhaps even got matched to some on tinder. After all troons are degenerates who will fuck just about anyone and might be deviant enough to at least respond to lucas's messages in some kind of positive manner, which would immediately get lucas excited and diving into trying to hit on them until they either point out they're actually troons or he figures it out for himself. No way that wouldn't set him off and it would explain alot about why these rants started in the first place. Its a pre-emptive 'i'm not gay! I won't fuck a troon!' hoping to deflect having messaged one with his crazy sperm and telomere rants

For sure, if he's suddenly breaking rank with the zoomer girls online on the issue of trannies then there was probably some inciting factor.

Either he had an interaction with one, or he's just on social media getting hard over edited photos of them (or as hard as he can get being that fat and sickly) and trying to cope by telling everyone how totally gross they are.

In reality he's got about as classic a chaser personality as you'll find. Hopefully this it he start of him finally realizing he's actually been gay this whole time, and he can live happily ever after with some young homeless transexual.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

I hope the cow keeps up his troonphobic rants. The baby zooms love the troons. The most pro troon generation. It would be funny if he got booted from his retard housing for his troonphobic rants. In today's world, I would not be surprised.

EDIT: Screen shot from Lucas's latest troon rant video. Look at this fat cow! Moooo!

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Hes literally become the goblin king from the hobbit

 

[A Silly Possum]

Spoiler: He's getting all meme happy again the past few days

Spoiler: Oh and he's using AI art now for his new "deck building card game" lol

Spoiler: Here's a couple of the cards he's made. The AI looks so fucking bad lmfao

 

[WonderWino]

Spoiler: He's getting all meme happy again the past few days

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Spoiler: Oh and he's using AI art now for his new "deck building card game" lol

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Spoiler: Here's a couple of the cards he's made. The AI looks so fucking bad lmfao

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Unsurprisingly, lucas ripped 'knight sky' off as its the name of several LLC's and events. That shit can get you in pretty serious trouble if you end up doing it with the wrong group

Speaking of trouble and in an amusingly appropriate turn of events, googling knight sky turned up this LLC, among others. I find this particularly amusing since, in a truly wern appropriate and hilarious coincidence, this both leads to the website of the government accountability office, which seems to take little accountability of lucas ripping of the government for years and mentions that said LLC has been subject to at least one protective order, which lucas can certainly appreciate. Sometimes art really does imitate life. He sure did stumble on a strangely synergetic name there

He also ripped the name off a military sim event larp for his own game. I'm sure the organizers would be pleased to know that

That said, that AI art is terrible. Nevertheless you can be sure lucas is laughing and congratulating himself at thinking he has found a free way to cheat 'quality' art for his games. No doubt he also thinks this will make his 'games' look 'professional' to make them sell

I'm sure i'm not the only person who arched an eyebrow on reading the part about the objective of the game involving abducting 8 knights. Given his history and zoomer bae obsession i'm not sure he should be making games that involve kidnapping anyone. I'm going to reiterate what I said about these games being outlets and streams of consciousness that say alot about what really goes on in that fucked up brain of his. This is only further implied by including all the alien stuff given his recent 'science' rants about aliens and the universe. Bonus pedo points for finding a way to include the word discord in the 'game' cause, you know

The rules for his aliens are literal gibberish. I read that 8 times and still have no idea what he's trying to say

 

[lindsayfan]

Everyday we get closer to my dream of a full mask-off Wern saga, and I can't wait.

i'm intrigued by how completely non-schizo-sounding what he says in this video is, compared to even his atheism takes. weird to have him sound so sane

 

[not in the cards]

So we're back to hating on the troons. I wonder if he made another pass at someone who turned out to be a troon. Lucas is so oblivious to the obvious he wouldn't know someone was a troon until they flat out told him or he saw a cock, just look at how he claims he can 'tell' someone is a certain age and shit like that

He has no other reason to rant about them, though you'd think he would be reeing about some troon yeeting one of 'her' sisters or galpals like he did with the gays. Then again he's probably well aware he's shit at clocking them and is afraid he might hit on one of them by mistake and get called gay for it

So I wonder how long it'll be before we hear about greybeard and flatbill troons swooping baes in groups right in front of him, or better yet, a screeching rant in the streets about how troons aren't women. I'm sure that would go over real well in washington state. Especially with his 'allies.' I'd laugh my ass off if he does that and it gets him on antifas radar as some kind of bigot right winger. He'd lose his shit at that

I can't wait for him to try and either square his hatred of troons with his leftist ideology. Either that or he'll backpedal and say that troons are women after all, but he won't fuck them for some weird, schizo reason. Hell, his brain might actually give out from the attempted mental gymnastics and that'll be the end of it. He'll die having never completed his attempt at finding a woman and he'll receive even more hatred from the left; the very group he so proudly supported.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Here lies Lucas: He never scored.

 

[WonderWino]

So I came across lucas's quora profile. He only asked 6 questions and never answered anything but it shows he is a follower of the leftistunitedfront on quora.

Unsurprisingly, those quora communists are as mental as he is and seem to understand even less about communism than lucas does. Its legitimately some of the stupidest shit i've ever read

He also apparently made the news of the weird section of the austin chronicle as a result of the starbucks incident. I bet he doesn't know about that. No way he wouldn't flip his shit if he found out his behavior ended up in a newspaper under a section called news of the weird. He'd be screaming bigot for days and how he's totally not weird

The best part is the logo for said news of the weird section is this:

Such a fitting logo for a section of a newspaper reporting on the werns antics. Fits him to a fucking T. Deformed head, crazy eyes, baldness and mrsa sores included

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I said Lucas has been a good enough boy for long enough that I didn't think he was in much danger of being kicked out of his fartbox even if he started ranting and causing incidences again, but the anti-troon shit may be the one exception to that.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Spoiler: He's getting all meme happy again the past few days

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Spoiler: Oh and he's using AI art now for his new "deck building card game" lol

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Spoiler: Here's a couple of the cards he's made. The AI looks so fucking bad lmfao

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Sweet Jesus, he finally discovered MtG. A whole new rules system he can rip off without even bothering to learn how it works!

 

[not in the cards]

So I came across lucas's quora profile. He only asked 6 questions and never answered anything but it shows he is a follower of the leftistunitedfront on quora.

Unsurprisingly, those quora communists are as mental as he is and seem to understand even less about communism than lucas does. Its legitimately some of the stupidest shit i've ever read

He also apparently made the news of the weird section of the austin chronicle as a result of the starbucks incident. I bet he doesn't know about that. No way he wouldn't flip his shit if he found out his behavior ended up in a newspaper under a section called news of the weird. He'd be screaming bigot for days and how he's totally not weird

The best part is the logo for said news of the weird section is this:
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Such a fitting logo for a section of a newspaper reporting on the werns antics. Fits him to a fucking T. Deformed head, crazy eyes, baldness and mrsa sores included

Oh if only Lucas could've seen that article when it first came out. He'd spaz out so bad there would be an entire saga on it. Do you think he'd still flip out about it even though the article goes all the way back to 2017?

 

[WonderWino]

Oh if only Lucas could've seen that article when it first came out. He'd spaz out so bad there would be an entire saga on it. Do you think he'd still flip out about it even though the article goes all the way back to 2017?

Yeah he would have definitely lost it, especially seeing that logo, he'd take it as some kind of personal attack against him, not realizing his antics were just reported in the insane behavior section of the newspaper

He definitely wouldn't be happy about it these days, he'd probably spaz out in a video but I doubt he'd have his old style screaming rants on the street if he knew about it now

 

[37yearolddickrightnow]

He did see the Daily Mail article about it. He was pretty steamed they used a photo of him wearing a hospital gown and smiling like a demented psychopath.

Photo in question

 

[Big Nasty]

I've seen the "Jesus told you that you should love your enemies and hate your families" argument before, but as a reason why white nationalists should reject Christianity.

 

[WonderWino]

Another angry anti troon rant from lucas. Plus he throws in some blackface anger as well...and looney shit about strawberries

 

[Fatal Walter]

Maybe someone should tell Lucas he should stop identifying as a man on dating sites if he can't find his dick.

 

[not in the cards]

Another angry anti troon rant from lucas. Plus he throws in some blackface anger as well...and looney shit about strawberries

Wow! He's going hard against the troons. And he's going back to using racial slurs. Old habits die hard.

 

[WonderWino]

Wow! He's going hard against the troons. And he's going back to using racial slurs. Old habits die hard.

To quote darth vitiate the circle closes, the end begins

This is exactly the kind of shit that'll keep building until he gets himself into trouble, one way or another. The best part is this isn't the normal kind of shit he usually gets himself into trouble over and quietly skulks back to the street either. Plenty of people largely ignore it that aren't directly affected. But he somehow managed to pick the one group that will hound the fuck out of him and chase him to the ends up the internet and fuck with him irl if he's not careful, trying to cancel him for ranting about troons. Figures lucas would be stupid enough to tip that particular sacred cow. If anyone is vindictive enough to try to fuck with him in a serious way, get him kicked out or booted off of his tugboat for previous transgressions with it, its troons. The longer he does these rants the more he risks word getting back to twitter or some other troonhive that'll sic the cancel brigade on his obese ass. They don't give a shit he's a leftist. They eat their own like fucking cheerios. If anything they would throw his own treasured slur back at him - calling him a leftist in name only bigot, and we all know how lucas would react to that. The spazzing out videos would start, which would make things worse and worse until something happened and he said something that pushed too far

But lucas clearly doesn't know shit about his fellow leftists and is blissfully unaware of the beehive he's gleefully poking with a stick