💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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WonderWino said:
Another angry anti troon rant from lucas. Plus he throws in some blackface anger as well...and looney shit about strawberries
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He is really moooing in this. Going after the troons and screaming his favorite word, "nigga". The mooo cow could get himself booted out of his retard housing if he isn't careful. Since he is going on about "dating sites", I think he has matched with some zoom troons and then found out they are indeed troons. I bet he let out some loud mooos and screamed "I'm not gay, I'm plenty good! Moooo! Reeeee!" I hope anti-fa and the folks over at ACAB see this and speak out against this portly bigot.

He doesn't want a dick rubbing against his dick! 🐄 🐮
 
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Da Dude123 said:
He is really moooing in this. Going after the troons and screaming his favorite word, "nigga". The mooo cow could get himself booted out of his retard housing if he isn't careful. Since he is going on about "dating sites", I think he has matched with some zoom troons and then found out they are indeed troons. I bet he let out some loud mooos and screamed "I'm not gay, I'm plenty good! Moooo! Reeeee!" I hope anti-fa and the folks over at ACAB see this and speak out against this portly bigot.

He doesn't want a dick rubbing against his dick! 🐄 🐮
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Yeah I think that's what's happened. He doesn't piss and moan about something that doesn't directly impact him. If he keeps on doing these videos he'll annoy someone, they'll fire back at him and then he'll get all defensive. The only problem for him is that he's gone too far with his leftist bullcrap (because they're the only ones who tolerate freeloading, unemployed, burdensome, mooching losers like him) that the far right won't welcome him with open arms.
 
The other thing we have to remember about Lucas, and his recent videos, is that he is a person that is absolutely DESPERATE for an audience/attention/human interaction (no matter if positive or negative) and he'll do almost anything to get it. It makes him feel important and special. This is just his latest window dressing on the same core behavior that we always see, where he tries to be just offensive enough to catch someone's attention for a moment before he segues into his usual begging/love quest. I'd guess that other posters are right that he had some personal interaction lately that was the spark for this since Lucas solely and exclusively only cares about himself.
 
Given its halloween, i'm a bit surprised lucas didn't try to go back to his handing out free candy to attract zoomers and try something sneaky. Like, say, convincing mallon place to put out a bowl of free candy and then get the idea to unwrap candies, wrap a note around each one talking about his weight loss, magic sperm and giving his various online accounts then wrapping them back up and putting them back in the bowl hoping some zoomer bae gets some of those candies and contacts him using that info. Of course never considering the fact that it would be kids getting the candies not zoomer baes and that it wouldn't end well for him to have some kid getting some of those notes and showing their parents, who would probably think the candy had been tampered with by some lunatic and call the cops on him

It would certainly be the kind of thing i'd expect from lucas and fit with his history and general stupidity. The media would be all over that, especially given the starbucks stuff and when some journos googled his name and all those free candy incidents, complete with pictures showed up lucas would not look good at all. Thats how he'd get his name made very public and probably brought up every halloween as a warning to kids for the next 50 years

Plus even though he wouldn't tamper with the candy itself with drugs or whatever there would definitely be something of a public freak out when it got out he has MRSA and was opening up the candies and handling them to put his notes inside the wrapper

and he'd probably never live down being called the candyman pretty much forever after that. You can just imagine the fan art that would generate - candyman lucas with a hook hand surrounded by flies instead of bees staring at high school girls while hiding behind a dumpster
 
WonderWino said:
It would certainly be the kind of thing i'd expect from lucas
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effort. Lucas expects everything to be handed to him because he feels entitled to it - owed by the world for the reason of him being Lucas. it's an insufferable and indelible aspect of his personality and suffuses his entire thinking pattern, the impetus to his various antics, and his every waking thought: the need to get what he is owed, what he rightfully deserves. because it's an entitlement, he also expends minimal or no effort on working towards achieving his goals - he demands others perform labor for his benefit.

it's why he's so uniquely off-putting, disgusting, and aggravating apart from all other features and habits. for people that don't cater to his wants, he strokes his ego injury through mockery and anger - and even that comes off as comical to anyone that has worldly experience. he can't even make a fist, he spit on his own phone, he frustrates himself and damages himself in his own confusion (throwing a phone into the woods). he is so occupied with his base desires and his unmet needs that he can't even enjoy amusements because he has to always tie it to his love quest.
 
Don't send that cow anything. We already have to give our tax dollars to support the fat autist. Don't give him a penny more.

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Da Dude123 said:
Don't send that cow anything. We already have to give our tax dollars to support the fat autist. Don't give him a penny more.

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...and if anyone does they should pull a george costanza and just make it a card that says a $500 donation has been made in his name for some anti socialism christian group dedicated to bringing jesus to the homeless

A Friendly Possum said:
Exhibit A:
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Unsurprisingly lucas tries to fish for a pity date again. and somehow manages to confuse trust and religious faith in a way that makes him look like an idiot. By his logic he should be spazzing out and going full atheist if someone tells him to trust that hiring a plumber to fix a clogged pipe means they will be able to fix it
 
Da Dude123 said:
More birthday begging from lolcow, Lucas Werner. "Moooo! Send me money for my birthday! Mooo!"

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SpiceyHuman said:
Hes going to do this all month, isnt he....?
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Yup. This is the month long Pity Lucas Pledge Drive.

The fact he is staring at 44 is just pathetic.

Also, didn’t he have a deadline to get his zoomer bae or he was gonna off himself? Was it if he turned 50 and was still alone he would do the world a favor?
 
A Friendly Possum said:
Exhibit A:
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Notice how quick he was to anger when someone pointed out that ugly women get fucked and dumped? So much for him respecting women and being able to treat women better than any other man ever could. Also, I hope that he tries to pick up an instrument to try and get laid. Can you imagine that part of the saga? He'd be as lazy, useless, clueless and as delusional as Cyrax.
Da Dude123 said:
More birthday begging from lolcow, Lucas Werner. "Moooo! Send me money for my birthday! Mooo!"

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Doesn't this fatass moocher begging for more money understand that he's basically basically trying (but failing miserably) to use capitalism to improve his life?
 
I think it's 55 when he's going to kill himself because he won't be in the 40-55 age range anymore. But you know he'd actually hit 56 and come up with some new science to justify wanting a teenager.

Edit: Actually, I have the picture
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