Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

If God isn't real, why is Wern so funny to laugh at? God gave us the Wern for his faithful should laugh at the fat faggot.

Perhaps lucas is just angry cause someone told him one of gods commandments was thou shalt not covet thy neighbors daughter

Seems like the kind of thing lucas would hold a major grudge about

 

[Da Dude123]

Courtesy of the Brokeposting FB page. Oh, man, I hope no one gives him any money. I hope we get an angry video calling everyone bigots and agephobes for not giving tubby what he wanted for his birthday. That would be epic.

 

[WonderWino]

Courtesy of the Brokeposting FB page. Oh, man, I hope no one gives him any money. I hope we get an angry video calling everyone bigots and agephobes for not giving tubby what he wanted for his birthday. That would be epic.

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For a guy who supposedly hates greed and whines constantly about greedy people he sure does demand money from people alot. Its also peak wern logic to bring up the existence of wishlists and pointing out how he's totally not doing that and only asking for money instead as if it somehow implies he's less greedy for doing that, despite having the opposite effect

That said some idiot will give him money, someone always does

 

[not in the cards]

For a guy who supposedly hates greed and whines constantly about greedy people he sure does demand money from people alot. Its also peak wern logic to bring up the existence of wishlists and pointing out how he's totally not doing that and only asking for money instead as if it somehow implies he's less greedy for doing that, despite having the opposite effect

That said some idiot will give him money, someone always does

As if that fat slob needed more money. He'll just spend it on food that's only going to hasten his death.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Lazy meme I made using various Wern faces

 

[VoidFace]

Lazy meme

And yet still 1,000,000,000% better than every "meme" the Wern has ever made.

 

[Fatal Walter]

What do you mean? He once put out this absolute banger. Ugh.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

What do you mean? He once put out this absolute banger. Ugh.
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Gorgeous Food. Well, Walt seems almost time for an update video to spin our hobo into a tizzy

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Never gets old watching him shamelessly ask for free money at every possible opportunity in between his rants about how money and capitalism is the root of all evil and suffering in this world.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Never gets old watching him shamelessly ask for free money at every possible opportunity in between his rants about how money and capitalism is the root of all evil and suffering in this world.

Also while Lucas has already collected money from people just for being retarded his entire adult life, and committing fraud by not reporting his begging income.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Never gets old watching him shamelessly ask for free money at every possible opportunity in between his rants about how money and capitalism is the root of all evil and suffering in this world.

You see, Gen-Zeeee bigot, Capitalism isn't evil because of money - Capitalism is evil because not enough people are giving Lucas enough of their money!

 

[WonderWino]

So I noticed something amusing on the latest broke posting update. an older christmas video was posted of lucas at the mall in his glasses and red toque:

and something seemed rather familiar about it. I finally realized that lucas looks eerily similar to one of the danes in the south park troll trace episode when he's dressed like that:

Pretty ironic considering lucas's hatred of kf and trolls really. Same glasses, nearly the same hat and beard and if anyone remembers, a few years back when lucas had that famous chat with emila where he tried to get her to cut off her finger and send her nude pics at 17, she had spent some time trying to convince him going to the UK or denmark would be a good idea cause of their social welfare programs. Weird coincidence there. But speaking of which I was watching the video walter fate did of that a few years ago and when lucas gets to the point where he figures shes a troll fucking with him she (rightfully) points out that lucas is acting like a predator with his demanding she cut off a finger and send the nudes and points out that him asking for those nudes is a crime, which it is. When she finally drills it into his head that this is in fact a crime he plays stupid, claims nobody can be expected to study law like a lawyer to know these things and when that doesn't work and she makes it clear she was going to tell an adult, her dad or the cops lucas goes into full panic mode and tries to literally blackmail and threaten her into not doing so by telling her she will get in trouble for underage drinking and watching porn at 17, as if that is somehow comparable to felony solicitation of child pornography that he would get in trouble for and tells her its better to let it go and that he'll drop it if she drops it and stays quiet.

Now I bring this up for three reasons - first, its textbook predator behavior and exactly what such people do when they think they're going to be caught, so, massive red flag there. Second, This is exactly the same thing as he did with 'mias dad' during the LA saga when he was called out for flying to LA to meet a 16 year old for sex. Remember this chatlog happened a couple years before that incident so it leads into the third reason - he has a history of this that precedes both of these incidents. He has to, as this is clearly a learned behavior he defaults to when he gets into these kinds of situations, which means it must have happened at least a few times before. If anything stuff like this makes me think he's been doing this shit low key since before the starbucks incident happened that put him on the publics radar. I might even go so far as to suggest this is exactly why he loses his shit when he's called creepy - because he knows he's been doing shit like this for years that he thinks nobody knows about and when someone calls him out he panics and suspects they might know something about that history so he does what he does to those little girls and spazzes out in some form to shut it down and then blocks them. Not so much to prevent them from saying shit to him but to prevent anyone else from seeing any accusations made from the people he blocks for that which might get more people digging into his history

tbh I suspect theres a ton of shit lucas has done that we don't know about that make him out to be a far worse person and far bigger predator than he's demonstrated since the starbucks incident. Those ingrained habits and learned responses didn't come out of nowhere

 

[Bassomatic]

There's something heartwarming knowing Lucas was unloved, alone and eating dollar store food washed down with what ever he can steal at a food bank.

Lucas should be thankful for the tax payer and rest of us thankful we aren't Lucas.

Yeah his asking for money shows how low IQ gluttony brained he is. Let's say you bonk your head and wake up with no job food stamps no family and a tard house with clothes on your back. So economics wise same as Lucas.

Cash is the last thing I'd want. Anyone in that situation would be depressed and look for an escape a fix or waste. Not to say everyone would waste it but even cheap fucks would think ehh my life sucks let's get a beer or 9.

Lucas owns nothing. He doesn't care either. He can't think not owning a decent shirt kinda hurts his dating profile. He can't think past his bulbous gut.

This dude pretending he's a super smart winner and in his 40s and doesn't have a decent set of sheets. He probably doesn't even own a fork I definitely see him the fat faggot to waddle and take a dozen spoons from a fast food joint.

If you have nothing there's so much you could do or ask for. Hell the air fryer was a good thing for him. But his brain is so broken he can't think tool good.

He wants cash to blow it stuffing his fat self. Because he can't think past his next fix of feel good junk food.

 

[Da Dude123]

Everyone remember when that cow Lucas, went and got a free Thanksgiving meal at a church or shelter or somewhere in Downtown Spokane some years back and then videoed himself waddling down the road and dropping of some box of leftovers to a sleeping hobo?

This was back when he lived in the Fartbox Arms flats. He was in full virtue signaling mode back then. I suspected that he walked back up to the sleeping hobo and took back his leftovers once the camera was off.

I tried finding the video on YouTube. I thought old Klickitat had captured it and reposted it, but I did not find it. I think some of Klick's old Lucas videos may be gone.

 

[WonderWino]

There's something heartwarming knowing Lucas was unloved, alone and eating dollar store food washed down with what ever he can steal at a food bank.

Lucas should be thankful for the tax payer and rest of us thankful we aren't Lucas.

Yeah his asking for money shows how low IQ gluttony brained he is. Let's say you bonk your head and wake up with no job food stamps no family and a tard house with clothes on your back. So economics wise same as Lucas.

Cash is the last thing I'd want. Anyone in that situation would be depressed and look for an escape a fix or waste. Not to say everyone would waste it but even cheap fucks would think ehh my life sucks let's get a beer or 9.

Lucas owns nothing. He doesn't care either. He can't think not owning a decent shirt kinda hurts his dating profile. He can't think past his bulbous gut.

This dude pretending he's a super smart winner and in his 40s and doesn't have a decent set of sheets. He probably doesn't even own a fork I definitely see him the fat faggot to waddle and take a dozen spoons from a fast food joint.

If you have nothing there's so much you could do or ask for. Hell the air fryer was a good thing for him. But his brain is so broken he can't think tool good.

He wants cash to blow it stuffing his fat self. Because he can't think past his next fix of feel good junk food.

That makes me picture lucas having a bill moment with his pasta as his thanksgiving meal. Except in his fartbox with a roommate telling him to clean up after himself this time

Lucas must have spent thanksgiving pissed off that everyone else was going home and having a big turkey feast while he was sitting in his fartbox eating dollar store shit. Plus its almost his birthday and so far he hasn't posted any gleeful bragging about anyone sending him anything, so he must be greedily anticipating the big day and thinking he'll be getting something from someone. and you just know as soon as his birthday is over he'll be dropping hints about how everyone can get him shit for christmas

If anyone does get him something I hope its something that pisses him off, like a gym membership or a membership to a lawn gnome of the month club. He'd be furious at one of those club memberships, especially if it didn't involve food and you just know he wouldn't last a week at a gym. He wouldn't touch the equipment and would only use it to go leer at the women, which wouldn't last long at all as he would make all of them super uncomfortable and lucas would quickly find himself getting thrown out on his ass and his membership cancelled by a couple muscled chads. No doubt leading to lucas adding them to his list of people he hates who 'cock block' him. Right next to the flatbills. He'd be big mad about that incident for awhile i'm sure, huffing and puffing and angry ranting in videos for a week or two at least. Cockblocked at the gym even though all those fit fertile zoomer baes were blushing full red blush faces at him and pushing their hair out of their faces but those bigot blow up boy trump supporters swooped in and kicked him out of yet another business. Fucking republican bigots, its starbucks all over again

 

[Da Dude123]

Gifting Lucas a gym membership? Not that I can see that happening. But how funny would it be if the cow showed up in a "gym creep" tiktok video? That would be a great gift. Seeing the fat cow taking up space watching a hot zoomer girl do squats. Lol! That would be rich.

Lucas would use a Planet Fitness membership to show up when they serve the pizza and bagels. I think Planet Fitness still does that.

 

[Bassomatic]

That's still one of my favorite things about Lucas, real hobos/bums/junkies/tramps/schizos all know gym memberships are the bees knees, warm showers, something to do, can hang a bit some are 24/7.

Lucas can't even bum right and he's been at it for years drifting in and out of state program housing. I think any one here who woke up with nothing would be a better bum in mere days than Lucas has in decades.

Ready to be a dad? Dr Nigga Luke you aren't even ready to sleep under cardboard lmao.

 

[WonderWino]

Gifting Lucas a gym membership? Not that I can see that happening. But how funny would it be if the cow showed up in a "gym creep" tiktok video? That would bea great gift. Seeing the fat cow taking up space watching a hot zoomer girl do squats. Lol! That would be rich.

Lucas would use a Planet Fitness membership to show up when they serve the pizza and bagels. I think Planet Fitness still does that.

Lucas getting featured as a gym creep on tiktok would almost definitely lead to another spaz out on his part that would inevitably lead to another starbucks incident tier media reporting on him. Reports that would no doubt bring up his previous starbucks experience and might even dig up a few more recent incidents like the LA saga. Lucas is exactly the kind of person tiktokers would love to get some video of for such an incident. He's a walking stereotype of everything people expect a gym creep to be

He'd be getting his name out there to all the zoomer baes in spokane for all the reasons he would hate. and of course he would play victim and accuse the gym of being full of bigot republicans

Funny thing is lucas would definitely try to record zoomer baes while they work out on his phone if he thought he could get away with it and claim it wasn't creepy at all, but would spaz out the second someone did the same to him there for being creepy. Especially once whoever was doing the recording said why they were doing it and called him a creep

That's still one of my favorite things about Lucas, real hobos/bums/junkies/tramps/schizos all know gym memberships are the bees knees, warm showers, something to do, can hang a bit some are 24/7.

Lucas can't even bum right and he's been at it for years drifting in and out of state program housing. I think any one here who woke up with nothing would be a better bum in mere days than Lucas has in decades.

While it wouldn't surprise me if this is the case and lucas is truly too stupid to realize he'd have it made at a 24 hour gym if he ever went back to being a hobo, it seems strange this was never mentioned to him by other hobos. It makes me wonder if the reason he didn't do this is because he had tried that in the past, creeped someone out and got banned like he got banned from starbucks. It would fit his history and behavior but if it happened we haven't heard anything about it and its probably unrecorded and part of cryptowernology - the study of lucas's history before he became well known and things were regularly documented

 

[AnOminous]

That's still one of my favorite things about Lucas, real hobos/bums/junkies/tramps/schizos all know gym memberships are the bees knees, warm showers, something to do, can hang a bit some are 24/7.

This probably doesn't work if you don't take showers because you don't like them, scream racial slurs like a schizophrenic, and sexually harass anything female with a pulse that gets near you.

 

[WonderWino]

The latest post from brokeposting. Lucas sure hates it when people call him out for whining about not having a woman

EDIT: as his birthday is a day away, lucas starts getting insistent that people give him money and put out this post to facebook:

Come together now and that expression. Holy fuck does that come off as entitled and greedy. That has to be one of the most punchable faces he's ever made. and he wonders why he ends up with random mysterious black eyes

I'll laugh my ass off if nobody sends him anything and he gets big mad about it