Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Lucas: *attempts to be big thunkbrain philospher*
Also Lucas: "COFFEE MAKE ME TAKE BIG POOP!!! 🤩"
Truly the greatest thinker generation X ever produced

Newton: an apple fell on my head, I wonder what force caused this to happen. I must investigate it
Werner: big coffee turd goes kerplunk, there is no god. I must fuck teen girls
 
There is nothing appealing about Lucas he's not even one of those skitzos who create weird tortured art.

He legitimately is crying and whining about a gf and posts about his bowel movements? What the fuck Freud might have been a hack and wrong but Lucas really hasn't passed toddler stages, in all aspects he can't clean,feed etc himself . He's really impressed by passing waste has mentioned anal fisting as something he wants to do etc.

It's also really funny he again does the whole shame while insulting myself when he talked about that lady in his group home. Normal people aren't in group homes Lucas.

Sometimes when you tune out of lolcows and Lucas reading back it just shows this absolutely stupid person lashing out because they are such a failure at life and want to be a big deal but lack the power to do so. Then you remember he's legitimately a spoiled brat a predator and awful bigot and that feeling changes.

Lucas serves a very important point, retarded people can be bad people too.
 
There is nothing appealing about Lucas he's not even one of those skitzos who create weird tortured art.

He legitimately is crying and whining about a gf and posts about his bowel movements? What the fuck Freud might have been a hack and wrong but Lucas really hasn't passed toddler stages, in all aspects he can't clean,feed etc himself . He's really impressed by passing waste has mentioned anal fisting as something he wants to do etc.

It's also really funny he again does the whole shame while insulting myself when he talked about that lady in his group home. Normal people aren't in group homes Lucas.

Sometimes when you tune out of lolcows and Lucas reading back it just shows this absolutely stupid person lashing out because they are such a failure at life and want to be a big deal but lack the power to do so. Then you remember he's legitimately a spoiled brat a predator and awful bigot and that feeling changes.

Lucas serves a very important point, retarded people can be bad people too.
Indeed. There is nothing good about lucas except that he serves as an example of what not to do in life and of why the welfare system is in desperate need of major changes. Someone like lucas should never have been allowed to leech off the system the way he has. There are far more deserving people that can't even get help when they need it because of him. Lucas belongs on the street and left to fend for himself, there is someone in spokane right now who is doing just that because lucas has the spot in mallon place that they otherwise would have had

When it comes down to it, lucas has if anything gotten progressively worse over the years. I don't mean mental health wise, he's always been fucked in the head and that'll always get worse as he ages. What I mean is worse as a person and behavior wise. When he was younger he would at least be open to the suggestions and criticisms of others as even then he knew his behavior was not normal and was driving women and other people away and he would actively seek out people to help in some way, even whining when people such a cyril didn't give him such support. He would learn, to at least some small degree not to do certain things because of the consequences and because it freaked people out and made him come off as mental. Lucas is the exact opposite of that today. He has his own looney ideas about what is and isn't appropriate and goes ballistic at even the smallest criticism or being told not to do something because its blatantly inappropriate. Hell he can't even listen to actual legitimate advice that would either help him avoid getting himself into a bad situation (case in point: ignoring everything he was warned about during LA saga and crypto incident) or help him get what he wants (like how not to behave and what not to say to keep women from running for the hills) Not only that he seems to take a bizarre pride in doing this and tries to deliberately say shit to make things worse or himself. Like deliberately yelling nigger and trying to neg women into dating him (no doubt he saw some PUA twit talk about negging, didn't understand what the guy was actually saying or doing and got it twisted in his head to the point he thinks actually insulting women is a good way to get their attention and interest beyond a can of pepper spray being pointed in his direction)

Its why he does this weird childish insane posting about his shit and things any normal person would know are incredibly inappropriate and why he plays victim the moment that behavior comes back on him and gets him into trouble. Plus every single thing he does is always about himself. Either trying to manipulate others into thinking he's a good person cause he tosses leftovers and pepsticks on sleeping hobos, leaving free candy in areas for little girls to take (which you just know he was keeping an eye on to see if anyone took the bait, this is evidenced by the fact he noticed when people tore his attraction signs down or reported his free candy and shit to various authorities and had it removed), the bragging about giving shit away and helping the homeless. None of it was about doing good things or helping anyone. It was pure manipulation and it was obvious manipulation. I'm still shocked that someone with his history and background wasn't arrested for putting out actual free candy signs for teen girls. Thats as literal of a pedo baiting situation as one could possibly imagine. But yeah, all of it was an attempt to distract people from his history and to try to manipulate teen girls into thinking he was a good person. In reality it came off exactly the same as that south park episode where cartman pretends to act nice by wearing nice clothes and doing bad things to trick kyle into thinking he's a good person and couldn't understand when everyone knew it was bs and that doing such things didn't make him a good person. Even cartmans response was pure lucas tier - I don't understand I know you don't thats the problem is exactly how lucas would process that situation

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LOL so this happened:
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Lucas must be big fucking mad right now. He was all greedy for those nachos and then lost them for being an atheist and was told to convert to islam

You heard it here first folks - theocracy is evil because lucas lost nachos for being an atheist
 
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I like how "I claimed thing happened" turns into "you all saw it."
Yeah it was a weird thing to say even for lucas. Its the kind of thing you hear from people who have a history of people discounting what they say because they make shit up regularly, so when something actually happens that they think someone else saw its 'see! see! i'm not full of shit!'

Funny thing is though that the way lucas is reacting implies he doesn't get what actually happened at all. He's implying he was actually going to get the nachos until somehow the other guy found out lucas is an atheist, got offended and angry and cancelled the order out of spite to say fuck you to atheism. In reality lucas was clearly being trolled and the guy never intended to actually get him the nachos and clearly intended to cancel them and say a bunch of stuff about it being for religious reasons because he knows that would trigger lucas and piss him off the most. Anyone who knows lucas's history and how he acts would see this is an obvious troll and how it went down but lucas legitimately seems to think it was an actual religious based fuck you. He's truly that stupid and not only that stupid but stupid enough to advertise it publicly and out himself as being just that stupid that he can't see the blatantly obvious trolling

But I suppose we really shouldn't be surprised by this. This is coming from the same idiot who kept going with the crypto shit despite it being an obvious scam and being told by multiple people that it was and exactly how the scam was going to go, and the same guy who must have received and read the email confirming he was going to be bringing a carry on baby named itsnotinthecards werner on the plane with him to LA and still didn't realize it was a catfish. People really do tend to underestimate just how stupid lucas really is and how its extremely difficult for him to understand even the most mundane things in life, even to the point of being confused by emojis and spazzing out cause he can't tell if some of them are supporting him or making fun of him. Its no wonder his doctors wanted to test him for autism. Its something of a minor miracle he survived as long as he did on the street
 
Theocracy is evil I lost nachos because of it needs to be a random text! There's some kind of broken brain humor in this that made me roar out laughing. The best part for Lucas this is like a big own a serious deal and proof that he's right.

I never suggest pozloading my neghole but, I highly suspect this happened in reality. If it doesn't need to be said here but because Lucas reads here it was a troll from the start.

I really wish we could have seen him stomp around his fart box screaming CAMEL NIGGERS ISLMOFAGGOTS and other hilarious racist slurs all because yet again he got trolled.

Lucas has always been one of the chicken shit atheists who only attacks the group that turns the other cheek. His group home mates hearing ALLAH IS A NIGGER I WANT MY NACHOS FUCKING MUSLIMS must have made him way more friends that he already has. Granted living at legit an old retard home probably he's far from the only one spewing insane screeching at all hours. Despite being a cut rate gov run place that keeps their cares pilled up and docile.

I think a lot of Lucas being less and less able to consider or control his behaviors comes from being in a group home setting and trying to be the top dog.

We've seen this with his behavior before like homie Jamie he puts himself around lower people to look like the big fish. Not seeing when a full size fucking whale like Lucas drops into a street puddle he just looks worse.

Back when he was in school and working he did have both witnessing normal behavior but immediately got replies and actions for his behavior. Now being a narc the worse he gets is Facebook comments and due to the narcissistic behavior he just blocks them.

There's legitimately no one left to tell Lucas don't act this way there is no punishment no reason not to. So he does.

In a way he's as free as a bird ironically. Let's be real here we've all held a shit and felt great after it. We don't share that stuff because it's gross and personal and private. To even mere social pleasantries like not saying your new shirt is ugly. He's got no filter and nothing comes from it. So why build one? At least to him.

In regards to Lucas and the cops about his candy traps, I would not doubt he had talked to them but he was cogent enough to play the retarded card and they just shrugged it off because he's actually retarded and aware no one could fall for the Spokane freak's plot.

Lucas has absused many systems and yes he should be back under a bridge with no tug boat. But he's legit the exact case of why we need to lock people back up (again at cost to us) but also sadly why we don't. Mallon place is getting a whole tug boat from how many droolers? His payee his social workers etc.

It's sad to say but the welfare system is around because it's money for major corps. I knew someone who went into a rehab 20 person to the tiny house maybe 50k property being in the hood... Medicaid paid 2k per person per month. Do the math. Selling the damn drugs doesn't have that ROI!

Lucas is just another profit to a sleezy cut rate care home. That's funny coming from an Bernie simp he's just a paycheck to a rich corp. That's his legacy aside being a
laughing stock.
 
So lucas apparently sent away to get his social security card from the government so he can totally get a job
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Watch him never bring it up again or use it as another reason he can't get a job. I also question how long lucas could even hold on to it. Lucas loses literally everything or has it stolen from him. I wouldn't trust him to hold onto anything let alone a social security card. Watch him lose it or trade it for a pot of pasta to some smooth talking scammer who then goes on to identity fraud him, getting debt collectors hounding him and forcing him to show up in court and deal with cops in an actual serious situation
 
So lucas apparently sent away to get his social security card from the government so he can totally get a job
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Watch him never bring it up again or use it as another reason he can't get a job. I also question how long lucas could even hold on to it. Lucas loses literally everything or has it stolen from him. I wouldn't trust him to hold onto anything let alone a social security card. Watch him lose it or trade it for a pot of pasta to some smooth talking scammer who then goes on to identity fraud him, getting debt collectors hounding him and forcing him to show up in court and deal with cops in an actual serious situation.
Lol @ Lucas trading his SS card for a pot of pasta. He probably will lose the card soon. You can periodically request a new SS card at no cost. Any identity thief who stole Lucas's identity would be disappointed. Not probably a whole lot that you could scam with it. He is a cow who has been on disability for 20 years. Couldn't open much under his name.

Yeah, I still don't think a job is in the cards for fat Lucas. I guess he thinks talking about doing this makes him look good.
 
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So lucas apparently sent away to get his social security card from the government so he can totally get a job
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Watch him never bring it up again or use it as another reason he can't get a job. I also question how long lucas could even hold on to it. Lucas loses literally everything or has it stolen from him. I wouldn't trust him to hold onto anything let alone a social security card. Watch him lose it or trade it for a pot of pasta to some smooth talking scammer who then goes on to identity fraud him, getting debt collectors hounding him and forcing him to show up in court and deal with cops in an actual serious situation
Yep, this is going to be another thing he conveniently forgets, just like how he was going to get a job after he got his special glasses, special shoes, ID, resume etc.
 
Actually I would not be shocked if Lucas has had debts written off. He's stupid and impulsive with no issues stealing. It's public record maybe some bored law kiwi can.

Also at his age he was around early 20s when anyone got huge cards to start. I remember being in college and working off the books I made 15/he great for the time plus tips. I used to get offers for 10k+ with out verified income. All the car kids since fast and furious was popular built a car off these long 0% deals and rolled to a new card. I think the term was churning. But people really had chance to ball out if you knew the system. Suckers paid for it. Now those doors are closed but I digress Lucas was in the era even tard bucks got card remember how Chris chan is like their fav customer.

Lucas might legitimately have been too lazy to open a card for 2k and blow it on junk food. But their was a time it wouldn't have been hard to do.

Actually I more suspect a credit card is why he's getting an SSN card. Having his tard house take his hard earned welfare money, he wants cash.

Card companies love retarded people because they have secured income and easy to bully into paying. Anything they can't get they write off and sell.

I hate to use the word predatory because it's so a used by dumb fucks who are just bad with money but in case of people like Lucas he legitimately has a payee. He's unfit to house,clothe,feed himself legally speaking he should not be allowed to sign a card off.

You'd be sickened how many retarded people rack up debt and get nailed with high cost stuff. In this case I mean actually drooling retarded not just greedy stupid people.

There's also some cavets I'm not 100% as a payee you are required to deal with debts. Maybe someone who knows the system better can expand. But it's how visa nails people like Lucas he spends his 500 dollar limit and he's paying for it next 10+ years at a total cost of 6k. To be honest I'd love that big mad saga him not seeing his 11 dollars for next decade because a week long fast food bender.

If he doesn't pay 900 others do and they write it off as a tax loss and sell the debt to nasty collections companies.

It's why card issues don't mind default for everyone getting a free ride or ducking some else gets hosed. More so why major retailer love cheap credit. Clinkerniggers doesn't care Lucas won't pay visa they got paid. Visa frankly doesn't care because they will just charge homie Jamie more.

Lastly Lucas you are a fat gay predator but, a word of warning since you think you're slick. Opening a card with intent to not repay is criminal as well as civil. You run your mouth and have many people who hate you.

Even if you defaulted in good faith and you would weens would love to see you get jammed up. So it's probably best you don't take your starter card and blow it thinking it's free money.

But for you safe to say while you think it's wealth and flat bills much like a black amex love just isn't in the cards.
 
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There's also some cavets I'm not 100% as a payee you are required to deal with debts
Given how lucas is so stupid and short sighted he's not trusted enough to have his own bank card, is forced to have a payee and gets his stipend in the form of a (laughably small at this point) cheque every payday I suspect its the payee who would be doing the paperwork and dealing with anything debt related. Lucas is too stupid to do any of it, nor would he. He'd ignore it and assume someone else would do it for him. Lets not forget this is the same guy who was too stupid to figure out how to use the SCC website to sign up for classes despite it being stupid easy and needed someone at the office to do that for him

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To be honest I'd love that big mad saga him not seeing his 11 dollars for next decade because a week long fast food bender.
Come on now this is lucas we're talking about.....he'd never bother blowing it on fast food, he'd go straight to sushi.com and clinkerdaggers and get the biggest and most expensive steaks on the menu and gorge himself....and then screech for the rest of his life that he no longer gets even his puny $13 a month cause its going to collections. He'd be bragging that he's the big man with a tiny credit limit who can flash his card like a flatbill to all the zoomer baes. He'd definitely try to use it to impress all the zoomer baes and get angry when it didn't work. He's also stupid enough not to realize there actually is a limit, or get told so and forget it after a few days and go off gleefully stuffing his face with expensive steaks, until one day after gorging himself at clinkerdaggers while congratulating himself at how big of a genius he is to get the credit card he waddles over to the counter to pay and.....his card gets declined because he's hit his limit, and lucas starts panicking and spazzing out because he can't pay for the $80 steak dinner he just greedily stuffed in his face, and he ends up getting the cops called on him because he couldn't pay for his meal. There is no way this wouldn't happen because a) lucas would forget he has a limit or what it is and b) lucas can't remember shit, is awful at math and would never be able to keep track of what he has left on his card so a situation like this would be inevitable

Lucas would be big mad over that one. No doubt screeching far and wide about how much he hates greedy capitalist credit card companies that wouldn't even let him have his meal and leave in peace, completely ignoring how greedy he was to get it in the first place thinking he could game the system with it and having forgotten there was a stated limit. Lucas doing some more time in county lockup and getting sued because of the credit card would be quite the amusing saga

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But for you safe to say while you think it's wealth and flat bills much like a black amex love just isn't in the cards.
You could say lucas using the card to binge expensive meals indefinitely.....isn't in the credit cards
 
I like the idea of Lucas getting a credit card like a true capitalist flatbill. But why would he need a copy of his SS card for that? Typically you just need to know your SS number and not present a copy of the card.

I do remember those days where they would give out large limit credit cards to anyone. Not to power level, but the banks gave me one when they totally shouldn't have when I was much younger. I wouldn't doubt Lucas had one and totally jacked it all up.

Boy, Lucas would be acting like a plenty good big shot if he had a credit card. He would want all the baby zooms to know. I thought maybe a credit card would effect his "countable resources" but nope. I would love to hear about collection letters being sent to the group home. The moos would be priceless. It really would be quite the saga. His government assigned payee would be beside themselves if this happened.
 
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From facebook... wtf does this even mean
Lucas has made statements in the past about how he's a fan of tool, which says alot about the era his broke brain is stuck in

That said he got kicked off facebook over his behavior until today and this of all things is the first thing he posts on getting out of facebook jail? Comparing himself to persecuted jews because somebody criticized him for listening to tool

and he wonders why he gets banned so often and has people constantly calling him out for narcissism

Frankly i'm surprised that post didn't catch him another ban
 
I like the idea of Lucas getting a credit card like a true capitalist flatbill. But why would he need a copy of his SS card for that? Typically you just need to know your SS number and not present a copy of the card.

I do remember those days where they would give out large limit credit cards to anyone. Not to power level, but the banks gave me one when they totally shouldn't have when I was much younger. I wouldn't doubt Lucas had one and totally jacked it all up.

Boy, Lucas would be acting like a plenty good big shot if he had a credit card. He would want all the baby zooms to know. I thought maybe a credit card would effect his "countable resources" but nope. I would love to hear about collection letters being sent to the group home. The moos would be priceless. It really would be quite the saga. His government assigned payee would be beside themselves if this happened.
Most food banks require SS cards now, perhaps that the urgency?
 
Tool isn't even rap music. I suspect he didn't get a ban because his post is too confusing to be seen as offensive. It's more like a turning machine gone rouge. Perhaps Lucas just failed his test from blade runner and asked about a turtle on its back typed that zinger of a statement out.

Needing a SS card for a food bank? The church and one I volunteered at during coof never closed because town over has a low income senior center. Functional people but boomers who medically aren't retarded just poor (to be a boomer and poor you're really fucking stupid and or unlucky but I digress). To this day it's as needed and kept anonymous out of respect.

With inflation and his state especially hitting a economic decline you'd think otherbanks are just as open no questions asked here's something to eat but rationed no 7 gallons of milk etc.

Over all I assume the SSN card is just another thing we won't hear anything about soon but if he gets one it's for a starter card. He's lied before at best this is something he does do to refresh the lie or own the trolls. Then he can go back to begging for shoes etc that we won't get.

Speaking of that walking 15 miles a day with no shoes when would Lucas have time to work? Or energy?

I already warned Lucas about trying a card scam and I quickly peeked at credit karma he definitely assuming no history could get a few hundo. I won't post how because I don't want to be an accomplice despite no love for credit corps.

But I'd also like to warn the weens, buying his social security card or using it for a le reddit gold post is a federal offense and id love to see one of you faggots clapped up for it. Don't be dumber than Lucas with this.

I'll even expand some more as a Wernologist you want a show. Our ideas influence the Spokane freak. Who knows what dumb reason he had for wanting his SSN even if he really did.

Now he reads this stuff. In Lucas mind he might think he can cheat the system and get a card. Hilarious saga if so when he's up a creek after one steak dinner.

You don't need to touch poop to make it funny. Lucas is his very only splatter shit in brand new white jeans. Every step in his life is a massive down grade. This is a case of someone who had quality of life drop when he's in a home.
 
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Lucas has a weird almost al bundy thing going on there for a minute. a fat abomination of a chick came into the shoe store nursing home today

It also looks like he's literally describing himself and showing he is jealous of her for having chips and pop. and lucas is in no position to be belittling someone else for smoking as he used to do so regularly and still does smoke flavored cigars when he can get his hands on them and weed. He only stopped cigarettes because he a) couldn't afford them and b) spent half a year in eastern state and was forced to go cold turkey while he was in there
 
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Lucas has a weird almost al bundy thing going on there for a minute. a fat abomination of a chick came into the shoe store nursing home today

It also looks like he's literally describing himself and showing he is jealous of her for having chips and pop. and lucas is in no position to be belittling someone else for smoking as he used to do so regularly and still does smoke flavored cigars when he can get his hands on them and weed. He only stopped cigarettes because he a) couldn't afford them and b) spent half a year in eastern state and was forced to go cold turkey while he was in there
So Lucas is criticizing someone who, allegedly, is eating their way into health problems....and who supposedly is also loud and abrasive....Maybe we should all chip in and buy Mallon Place a mirror because the lack of self awareness here is truly next level.
 
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Lucas has a weird almost al bundy thing going on there for a minute. a fat abomination of a chick came into the shoe store nursing home today

It also looks like he's literally describing himself and showing he is jealous of her for having chips and pop. and lucas is in no position to be belittling someone else for smoking as he used to do so regularly and still does smoke flavored cigars when he can get his hands on them and weed. He only stopped cigarettes because he a) couldn't afford them and b) spent half a year in eastern state and was forced to go cold turkey while he was in there
I bet this is the same fat woman who won the $35 hoody that Lucas wanted. It is important to note that the hoody retails at $35. I really hope Lucas keeps mooooing and reeeing about fat women, that will serve him well in both the group home and everywhere else.
 
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