Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

In other words just like lucas's mother at this point


On that note lets not forget his public statements claiming a 4 year old walked up to him at the mall and started talking sexually to him, and his claims that he didn't go for it because it wasn't appropriate sounding exactly like lucas was having pedo delusions and telling people he responded to this imaginary little girl the way he thought the public would want to hear, while just making him sound like more of a pedo. That speaks for itself

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Lucas is being manipulative again

Yeah, all those things on his last post, he only wants for himself. He could care less about others.

 

[Melas Zomos]

Yes, Lucas still wants younger women. He just doesn't outright say it like he used to. I don't think he's ever specifically targeted girls like 16, though. He seems to just want college ageish and not fat.

If I'm remembering right in one of his youtube videos he said he would 15 year olds if it was legal.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas making claims about why he doesn't have tattoos

Aside from the fact he couldn't afford one, his 'decisions in the moment' are always the same, which is why he repeats the same nonsense over and over again like a broken record. and the fact he's talking about bruising implies he doesn't understand what a tattoo is exactly. Its a literal open wound that needs to be properly cared for while it heals, which we know lucas would not do and bruising should be the least of his issues with one

That said, he should get a bernie sanders tattoo across his face and a tattoo of a chromosome with extra large telomeres on his ass. Perhaps some zoomer bae should get him liquored up until he's incoherent and then get some seedy tattoo artist to write the word creep or pedo across his forehead for putting out all those free candy traps and recording women in bars. tbh i'm surprised nobody has done that to him. He'd go ballistic and likely try to hide it with a flatbill cap, some kind of weird turban (can you imagine lucas waddling around spokane with a fucking turban on?) or wearing a ski mask, which i'm sure would do wonders for not looking like a creepy psycho

Prove the existence of a non-existent deity

Lucas doesn't understand how evidence works. You certainly don't start by assuming said deity is non-existent. That goes contrary to the scientific method. PhD scientist material here

and lucas should be careful, that image is asking for a version with a zoomer bae being put off by lucas himself

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

He rose to prominance for hitting on an underage barista and repeatedly claiming he would/wanted to date 16 year old girls. I also vaguely remember something about him having expressed sexual attraction to his 11 year old niece, which is what led to him getting kicked out of the house of one of his parents.

Hitting on is a generous term.
He basically left a creeper note with his usual "Gen X Sperm x Millienial Fecund Ovas" schizo shit

For once I will agree with Lucas, when it comes to the idea of him and a BBW: it just wouldn't work. He could barely reach is micropeen to the skinniest of women, a more ample one would have no chance of feeling a poke (let alone penetration).

Big women of the world rejoice, for you are perfectly safe if Lucas ever gets rapey.

Watch out, he still has those MRSA fists!

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He's back to inventing looney games that don't make the slightest bit of sense. He even managed to include some of his recent ranting about obesity in there with his inclusion of high and low calorie shit

and by his own admission he's eaten real mexican food and has been to mexico before. Lucas lies about shit it doesn't even make sense to lie about

Lucas Board Games Cycle:
>creeper old man x teenage girl sex game (Dance of the Telomeres, his most weird AI-image age gap orgy game)
>fooooodddd! (<- You are here, his weird "parkour cheesecake chef" game)
>its literally Catan but more schizo and complex (too many examples, but hilariously the one Jamie kept beating him at)
>something so stupidly simple its not even fun (Meeple Toss)

 

[WonderWino]

Hitting on is a generous term.
He basically left a creeper note with his usual "Gen X Sperm x Millienial Fecund Ovas" schizo shit


Watch out, he still has those MRSA fists!


Lucas Board Games Cycle:
>creeper old man x teenage girl sex game (Dance of the Telomeres, his most weird AI-image age gap orgy game)
>fooooodddd! (<- You are here, his weird "parkour cheesecake chef" game)
>its literally Catan but more schizo and complex (too many examples, but hilariously the one Jamie kept beating him at)
>something so stupidly simple its not even fun (Meeple Toss)

I'm still disappointed nobody ever trolled him by making a video with a fake game based on meeple toss with mini lucas shaped figures and calling it creeple toss. and lucas never did end up saying another word about that age gap orgy game with the robot AI images. No doubt he was in a manic phase and dropped it for some other insane obsession shortly after

Lucas sure does like shitting on people when he thinks it'll make him look good. and lucas is the last person who should be reeing about fake news. He has a long history of trying to pull that himself by claiming every bit of proof of his pedo behavior is fake, even when its him directly posting it on his own profile

 

[Bassomatic]

Actually Lucas first and only sexual act was finished with a crescendo of Perva grunting as his prostate worked over time to fill Lucas throat with man butter.


Lucas found true joy, doing something sexual with man and food in his mouth. As a scientist nigga doctor I am sure this happened just like typed.


There's no point to get into the economic system reasoning or debate because, Lucas is stupid. But it's funny because really that's what's happened to him so he assumed it happens for everyone. I mean look at his life story,do nothing get free shit, fuck that up get more free shit.


He's uncaring and unaware of the dangers of falling through the cracks, he didn't mind or stress being homeless, not able to think how for so many that time till getting a place subsidized could be/is a death sentence . (Franky it's amazing it wasn't for him)


It's worked for him why is it different for Elon? Legitimately that's how far his brain is cooked. If space X closed tomorrow Lucas assumes magical space corp Z shows up and they just hand it to Elon.


Columbo is great but, pre Lucas even. Plus we know the targeted media for his age range is more like Bluey. It's legitimately on the classics network here with Perry Mason you know that all the zoomies want or want to be Raymond Burr and watch black and white shows.


Hearing domestic abuser, homosexual blackmailer pedophiles might lose healthcare he's definitely getting Trump votes! Also he says he's healthy, why do you need care then? Healthy people even his age have emergency plans. In fact Obama made those harder to get , so you had to pay for stuff you don't use hurting the poorest people. I lost my health insurance in college thank to Obama and didn't much help you could stay on mommy and daddy bill till 26 when they can't/won't. Lastly adults pay their own bills.


100 of millions poors killed? Sounds like communism to me I thought Trump was a capitalist. History shows pol pot killed way more than Warren Buffett. You know 40 million to zero murders.


I'm actually at a point I am no longer just confused and amused but, skeeved out with the food to sex thing. You think its just loony but this is also a highly sexual display for him. Now I don't want I sound like a whineror use the "sjw" term of rape. But this is really rapey. Because he's being sexually aroused thinking of a menu and a little kid and talking about it


Think how verbose and detailed he's getting. How would you feel if you sat down waiting to your take out Chinese food and the guy next to you started talking about how much he likes his dick sucked creepy right? Now Lucas is getting into it much like if that guy started giving graphic details and sounding like a letters to penthouse. That's what Lucas is doing online writing out sexual fantasies as a "science"


Actually have got a idea prep for my new best seller "Cumming in Jennifer Garner will stop climate change"


That ear force one me I'm seeing on both sides. Can't wait till a buddy troll says it's pro trump alt right and shame Lucas for it.


@WonderWino is right for Lucas' future. The era of "free money" has been over fo a while the damage is just starting to show and the programs he'd using actually cost more than 2.5x the military despite us being in war for 20 years and now giving weapons to two nations non stop every dollar we spent on the mil roughly 2.28 is spent for social stuff. Id be embarrassed a fucking nuclear sub is less expensive than "me".


But I'm not of the house of Wern, heir to the elk, hobo lord of swamp land. I am a pleb. Speaking of his future when King Roy gives his land to his suitor ilk. Lucas still stuck at Mallon will go ballistic.


He doesn't mention his mom for a lot of reasons and to be honest I think a major one is he doesn't care about her anymore. Sure she's very sick and lost her mind but, wha has she done for Lucas lately? He's always been so transactional, her not doing anything gets her a ghosting.


I don't know about ssdi/SSI but can you collect that over seas? I was thinking as a final arc Lucas should go to Thailand before he runs awfoul of mobsters he will have a great time eating 7 meals a day for 4 dollars US and underage lady boys to suck off while staying at a 12 dollar a night hotel.


Since God's not real or something it'll be heaven for Lucas till he gets himself killed for trying to buy a baby (to eat and fuck not sure the order)


80 dollars for Mac and cheese is incredible that sounds like one of those things you pay at a dance club drunk. Lobster Mac and cheese is one of those fools meals. You don't want to tart up good lobster or good Mac and cheese! My head cannon was it's made to just use expensive ingredients. I've had lobster I watched pulled off the boat, it's almost a sin to put butter on! (Also being in Maine it was less than a hamburger I kid you not it was hilarious watching local blue collars having the whole spread in painting overalls) putting a salty creamy cheese.. it'll be lost . He really did hit all the basic white girl tastes, assuming basic white girls are schizophrenic.


I assumed Lucas thinks now he's big hobo on campus, he doesn't have to eat poor people food like hot dogs. Hot dogs are a fine treat, great for those zero energy meals, anytime you fire the grill up or like a proper German (remember he did go on about his proper aryan blood till we dunked on him larping as a white supremacy fan), to throw in your left overs kraut (i guess a real German wouldn't have left over lol). I can't promise much in regards to lolcows due to their erratic behavior but I promise Lucas will be back to eating trash (litteral and fugitive) soon enough.

 

[WonderWino]

I'm actually at a point I am no longer just confused and amused but, skeeved out with the food to sex thing. You think its just loony but this is also a highly sexual display for him. Now I don't want I sound like a whineror use the "sjw" term of rape. But this is really rapey. Because he's being sexually aroused thinking of a menu and a little kid and talking about it

This makes lucas posting this picture take on a whole new concerning tone:

Lucas including kids in his food-sex fetish insanity. Totally not pedo behavior at all

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If anything this looks more like lucas is trying to promote it. After all according to this pic project 2025 is exactly what lucas admits to wanting - a zoomer bae he can beat on and control without consequences who he can knock up with multiple kids. He's doing some serious projection here. He is the one with the fucking dv for stalking and abuse after all. He's acting exactly like a violent predator

I won't do what you tell me he says in the most childish way possible. Thats been his attitude all his life and keeps getting him into trouble. He certainly does what he's told when he's told he'll get arrested or get the shit beaten out of him if he doesn't. He sure talks big when he thinks he has something he can hold over someone else though, like when he was 'bouncing the stairs' trying to blackmail his neighbors for food and teen puss puss and when he was practically giddy while trying to have his roommate at mallon place committed

and he's literally repeating conspiracy theorist bs at this point. First it was 'agenda 21' then when that didn't pan out 'agenda 30' now its 'agenda 47' or 'agenda 50'

Lucas would absolutely fall in line and do what he was told in such a situation or he'd be shot or beaten to death

More 'antifa and the left wing should be harassing and threatening teen girls who won't date me cause i'm old and creepy' ranting from lucas. and remember - its only ageist if little girls won't date lucas but if lucas won't date women his own age its not ageist at all cause he totally dated a fat woman older than him. Because logic. As always, lucas's rules only ever apply to everyone else but him

Lucas still stuck in 1994 I see

Lucas sure does love repeating conspiracy theories. Lucas is neither middle class nor wealthy, despite what he likes to claim via his parents. Yet he rants about this shit. Not that I should be surprised, he did the same ranting about workers rights in the 25 years he refused to work. Lucas just doesn't want to lose his free money and programs and actually have to work full time in a real job to survive

Says the guy who regularly insults his mother publicly, has said creepy pedo shit about his neice, has said he wants a daughter for obvious pedo purposes and hearing her call him 'daddy' and who has a criminal record and has done jail time for stalking, domestic violence and violating restraining orders

But go on and keep talking like a predator lucas

So much for all those offers of fresh meat from the elk kingdom he bragged about for years huh. So.... king roy was expected to do the killing and gutting then lucas? or maybe the zoomer bae herself? Lucas is too incompetent and chickenshit to gut and field dress an elk. He just wants someone else to do it so he can eat it. Lucas fucking around trying to gut an elk would be quite the sight to behold i'm sure. He'd probably cut his hand open and slice into the bowels and ruin the meat

and rebellion in rock music? Lucas really is stuck in 1994, which is right about the time lucas likely considers to be when culture peaked, right before kurt blew his brains out

and then there is lucas, who said suzanne should stay with him even after getting violent with her, throwing a glass at a wall, refusing to leave her apartment, stalking her, showing up at her job and violating a restraining order, and who once told a teen girl to cut her finger off to prove her love for him. Not to mention all those times you threatened to assault any man who brought a woman to your apartment, then rape his girlfriend, then toss her into her own car and drive up to king roys expecting a feast

You are guilty of the very things you are criticizing lucas

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I don't know about ssdi/SSI but can you collect that over seas? I was thinking as a final arc Lucas should go to Thailand before he runs awfoul of mobsters he will have a great time eating 7 meals a day for 4 dollars US and underage lady boys to suck off while staying at a 12 dollar a night hotel.

You can travel, but I believe the limit is 30 days you can stay out of the US and still collect SSI.

 

[WonderWino]

He says that like its a good thing. You'd think by now even lucas would have figured out that repeating the same $100 offer, either in cash or as a steak wasn't working

Says the guy famous internationally for his bad behavior, who demands everyone moooove on whenever his behavior is brought up and who lumps all christians into the same category

With all the ranting lucas does about zoomer baes, agegap breeding and steaks, lucas should start his own steak based dinner club. It could be a club for age gapper hobos to bring zoomers they know to eat expensive steaks and fancy alcohol as a group at churchills, while wearing uniforms of some kind for unity - no doubt including tacky shirts or batman pantaloons, and including rituals involving handing out the numbers of zoomer baes the greybeard attendees know between the members and culminating with an end of the night ritual dance called the dance of the telomeres, after the head of the club - lucas of course, gives a speech about genetics, age gap breeding or politics

The best part is lucas would still strike out, never get a single number, probably get turned down. for a dance, called a creep and voted out of his own steak club. Still, its a scam i'm surprised lucas never tried to pull off. I mean can you imagine lucas showing up with a dozen hobos from mallon place and local shelters to eat steak dinners and talk creepily about little girls at a place like churchills? You just know it would get called the pedo club by the staff, who would quickly call the cops on them all

The second best part would be when the hobos all ordered their meals, ate them and stuck lucas with the bill, assuming as it was his idea he was paying. He'd be big mad at that one. No zoomer bae, no phone numbers and stuck paying for a dozen other hobos to eat expensive steaks on his dime

If this is supposed to be some kind of covid reference lucas is even more mental than I thought. and he's in no position to be calling anyone else a window licker

Lucas must have sneezed and someone said bless you or whatever and it triggered the fuck out of him. So we can add sneezing to the list of things that trigger lucas. and he's incapable of keeping his atheism to himself, he rants about religion more than anyone i've ever seen, including the most religious people i've ever met

If lucas cared about the rest of the world going hungry so much he wouldn't be hitting up every food bank and shelter in spokane for extra food despite having his own money, EBT and government money

What he means is why aren't the rich being taxed so lucas can get even more free food. and he sure does demand everyone else get increased taxes, but he'd be screeching if the government decided to take a bigger chunk of his pay in taxes

and he clearly doesn't understand how global hunger works. Its not a problem that can be solved by throwing money at it

With all of lucas's cycling through his previous actions i'm surprised he hasn't gone back to his roots of doing shitty covers and writing hobo poetry. He should get back into the poetry. He could call his newest poem shall I compare thee to a zoomer bae

 

[TractorGirl]

I’d rather him save his $100 he spends on steak and, you know, get an actual home and vehicle…
How embarrassing to brag about spending money on food when you’re sponging off the government and living in tard housing.

 

[WonderWino]

I’d rather him save his $100 he spends on steak and, you know, get an actual home and vehicle…
How embarrassing to brag about spending money on food when you’re sponging off the government and living in tard housing.

But lucas totally prefers walking everywhere and using his city provided bus pass cause its totally better for the environment and not because he's not allowed to drive cause he's looney and deliberately drove king roys jeep into a fire and has a drug related DUI that was never dealt with. Yet he never has a problem with a zoomer bae having a vehicle that she can use to drive him around

There was also a period where lucas lived in the car he used to have, according to cyril and it sounded alot like ricky in trailer park boys, which shouldn't really be that surprising cause cooking chicken fingers in a toaster oven on top of his car sounds exactly like something i'd expect lucas to do. I do wonder what happened to the vehicle though - whether lucas just fucked off and abandoned it on the street somewhere after a minor breakdown or running out of gas, whether it got impounded after he got committed to the psych ward for months or whether he traded it for some food. All three scenarios sound plausible for lucas

Lucas apparently doesn't understand what drag is, cause whatever point he is trying to make here doesn't make any sense

Lucas doesn't seem to understand how logic works, as theists could make the same argument about existence, the universe and life, given the insane amount of complexity involved raising alot of questions about how random chance and mutations could produce what it apparently has on its own

Not to mention the example he's using there is literally the equivalent of 'god did in fact do it' given that humans made said sand castle so there literally was intelligent design and intent involved. Logical thinking is not lucas's strong point

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas yet again has forgotten that trump has nothing to do with project 2025 and is posting literal communist propaganda

Conversation isn't what lucas wants at all and everyone knows it. Thats also a very weird thing to say and unsurprisingly comes off as very transactional. Normal people do not talk in this way. The way he talks sounds like an alien trying to talk like human and not understanding basic social interaction

Lucas is promoting violence again. Lucas would be hiding and cowering in his fartbox in such a situation and if he lost his social security would be screeching all kinds of angry autistic incel nonsense but wouldn't do anything. He'd expect everyone else to riot and get him what he wants for him. If anyone would be taking their last breath in that scenario its lucas. Lucas should be more concerned with the democrats mass importing people that will eventually fuck the social security program

and gee, you can have anything you like. He sounds like he's advertising for a hooker or a predator looking for someone young and stupid and this kind of offer screams incel. Lucas should be careful what he offers or some female wernologist might troll him by demanding to go to the most expensive place in town and then ordering a bunch of expensive caviar. He also clearly does not understand that offering expensive food on a first date isn't guaranteeing anything. She could fuck off and never want anything to do with him afterwards (which is exactly what would happen) not to mention the gold digger types that would be the only ones to even remotely consider such an offer in a serious manner (with normal people anyway, nobody is going to have anything to do with lucas that doesn't involve doing it to fuck with him) if the offer is something expensive once a month cause her supposed sugar daddy is a hobo who only works a few hours a week part time and can only pay for her expensive meal once a month

Lucas clearly has an absolute shit memory - the last two 'dates' lucas has had involving actual women were corina who was a troll setting him up to fuck with him (which made him go full psycho stalker again) and suzanne, which ended with him smashing a glass against the wall, going full psycho stalker and ending up in jail. Gee, i'm sensing a pattern here

If lucas somehow got what he wanted with these offers it would end with him in jail or the nuthouse one way or another

 

[Da Dude123]

Lol @The Cow acting like a tough guy over the idea of his retard bux getting taken away. Exactly. It would just be moooing and reeeing and being autistic.
He really thinks all these young women want steak, cause that is what he wants. He is so autistic and has such terrible people skills. Such a cow.

 

[Club Sandwich]

He really thinks all these young women want steak

that's kinda what i'm wondering about. almost all the women i've dated were either into italian, greek, or french cuisine when it came to "nice" dining out and steaks/seafood were rarely (pun intended) preferred over chicken, pastas, casseroles, or bakery stuff like pies. imhe, it's the "experience" more so than the food, as long as the food is good and interesting to warrant a night out somewhere.

it's a meme about frontier/country women that can dress and cook game and catch for a reason.

 

[WonderWino]

that's kinda what i'm wondering about. almost all the women i've dated were either into italian, greek, or french cuisine when it came to "nice" dining out and steaks/seafood were rarely (pun intended) preferred over chicken, pastas, casseroles, or bakery stuff like pies. imhe, it's the "experience" more so than the food, as long as the food is good and interesting to warrant a night out somewhere.

it's a meme about frontier/country women that can dress and cook game and catch for a reason.

Indeed. Lucas doesn't understand that there are quite a few differences between men and women when it comes to things like food preferences. Not many women go out of their way to get steak for the most part. Like you said they tend to prefer the kinds of things you'd see at the fancier restaurants with lighter meals rather than steak. Hell first date with the fiance was at a steakhouse and was her idea - but only because she'd heard great things about the french onion soup. Lucas would be better off offering something like lobster or a higher end french or italian place like you said. Not that he'd have any more success at it but still. Just shows he doesn't understand people, let alone women at all and assumes everyone is exactly like him - which isn't surprising considering he thinks everyone else hears the voices on the wind telling them to date other men as well and has admitted such on video. Lucas is obsessed with expensive steaks therefore everyone else must be as well

Women tend to prefer lighter, carb rich, sweeter foods and men calorie denser proteins and savory foods

and then there is lucas, who will eat literally anything. Clinkerdaggers could scrape roadkill off the street outside the restaurant, call it the chefs special, jack the price up to 3x what a steak costs and lucas would eat the ass out of a roadkill skunk and say it was gourmet

Lucas sounds like he's describing how other people view lucas himself. The lack of self awareness is palpable in that one

Thats a really weird thing to say. Sounds like he's trying to hold saying happy birthday on facebook over peoples heads. Be nice to me or I won't say happy birthday. What a fucking nutter

 

[The Garden]

Looks like the voices in the wind have been "stealing" Lucas' ideas again.

Cucumber Pizza Bites

 

[Da Dude123]

Oh, shut the fuck-up, faggot. It's not like your bovine ass will vote anyways. This project 2025 has really got to the low IQ liberals like Lolcow Lucas Werner. He is now worried about all his gibs me dats. He has the money to buy $100 steak dinners. He should be removed from welfare, see how he does.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Ugh, libtard Lucas is my least favorite Lucas and we're getting this for a while. Scream about women.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Ugh, libtard Lucas is my least favorite Lucas and we're getting this for a while. Scream about women.

It's funny, I think of Lucas the perfect example of a thing I've run across before in life. Where somebody holds some political/social belief that you agree with but they argue for it in the absolute DUMBEST way possible, or they themselves are total garbage but you happen to align on one thing, and it makes you embarrassed second hand. I can only imagine what it feels like for someone who may legitimately believe in socialism/anarcho-communism/whatever Lucas calls it (no matter what I personally think about it) and can explain why and even if you don't buy their rationale, at least you walk away knowing that person is genuine and has put thought/effort into their beliefs. Lucas on the other hand only EVER thinks of himself and is the least community minded person in the world.

 

[Da Dude123]

He'll stop when he has a girlfriend. He is offering steak dinners, which is plenty good. What do these bigot Gen Z women want?