Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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I see lucas is showing how much of a male feminist her is again. He seems to have forgotten all the things he said about his own mother, especially in regards to his reaction to the whole its not in the cards stuff

But go on lucas, keep telling everyone how you're a feminist while conveniently forgetting calling your mother a wrinkly old hag and nobody loves you and you're going to die alone for saying it wasn't in the cards. and all that stuff about referring to teen girls as juicy wombs and ovulators

Manipulative as always
 
He is claiming in comments he quit. Maybe he did? We all know he can't take any criticism. I could see him chimping out of his manager criticized his work and saying "I am plenty good! Screw you, bigot! I quit! Moooo!" But I could also see the cow getting fired. I bet he won't work again. Back to living of his retarded bux and e-begging.

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He is claiming in comments he quit. Maybe he did? We all know he can't take any criticism. I could see him chimping out of his manager criticized his work and saying "I am plenty good! Screw you, bigot! I quit! Moooo!" But I could also see the cow getting fired. I bet he won't work again. Back to living of his retarded bux and e-begging.

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Could you imagine him trying to get into the security industry? He'd be useless in terms of dealing with conflict and he'd try and use his job to try and impress that hot zoomer bae he wants right now.
 
Could you imagine him trying to get into the security industry? He'd be useless in terms of dealing with conflict and he'd try and use his job to try and impress that hot zoomer bae he wants right now.
100% agree. The only "security" job Lucas could even possibly get would be an unarmed watchman at some dumpy warehouse that nobody would ever actually want to break into or squat in where he could sit in a little fartbox gatehouse or office and then once every hour or whatever do a lap of the grounds. But he absolutely can't handle conflict of any kind, even the most benign, and he's not savvy enough to use his size as a visual deterrent and act tough so that it deters the low level trouble makers.

Also, we all know that he didn't just "quit". Either he was fired, or didn't get hired beyond the probationary period, or was going to be put on an improvement plan and everybody involved knew he wasn't going to make it so that was all for show etc.

Finally, is this the end of his "workingman" shtick on social media? Where he was talking about work, and how working class people get things done etc? I'll miss it just because it was a break from boardgames and incessant political posting...but I prefer ranting in the streets bumcel Lucas so....
 
Well well well Lucas is back to shit canned no more twice a month gorge feasts fatty.

We all saw it coming and I bet he's in a major tizzy. He reads here, and always gets upset how right we are. How's another feather in our caps you jobless faggot?

Fully agree no way did Lucas get let go in such nice ways. Also I have a very hard time buying a retard job (by his own admissions it was) let's you go for moving slowly. An of the places hiring through this are aware it's a big long program to get into, both to make sure these places are aware what they are getting into and to prevent exploiting of said tards. It's a case I don't mind red tape because as I spoken of before I think it's a great system overall.

Lucas already blamed capitalism. Funny I'm so exploited my boss put me in for max raises every year. I've been promoted. It's almost like in the free market hard work is rewarded and if your not rewarded you go elsewhere. Plus Lucas went getting a yard job was more socialism based economics. He really just is dumb and his lies rarely matches his excuses. I don't want retard sweat shops nor do I want those disabled looking for work to be pushed into situations where they can't do well.

I suspect a real big spree of anger. He no longer has his clinkerniggers cash. Remember Lucas doesn't have shoes according to his words. He never bought any all of his money was waste. Like myself an others said he will end the job arc much worse off.

Lucas has proven at 18 he could not make it alone. At 44 he still FAILS at jobs meant for primates and entrepreneur German shepherds. Can we even call the Wern human anymore?

He has the IQ of a dodo, the sexuality of a chimp and bonobo social habits of a pit viper and table manners of a possum.

Lucas get your DNA tested prove your a homo saipen. You're definitely one kind of homo. Ask the main man Perva.

I suspect this will be Lucas last attempt ever to better his lot in life. He will never own up to his failing or be thankful for the help he gets. He will use this excuse to be a bum and taker saying he's fighting the very system that has so much surplus it can afford to keep him around.

Id also like to point out Lucas has that 00s atheist coward level. Notice he hates religion but... Says worship on Sunday. Doesn't mention in other religions (namely the two other Abrahamic ones) worship is on other days.

But he always works for a Christian girl despite mocking their spiritual beliefs. It's been broken down before but Lucas definitely is scared of hell and probably his heart is towards Christ. He just hates God gave HIM rules. Rules he can't put the effort into follow.

Not that I feel a slice of pity but it's gotta be hard for anyone being wired wrong and feeling part of a religion. IE faggot priests alky Muslims etc. in ost views that's God's test and you'll be greatly rewarded for dealing with you vice on earth.

If anything it shows how profoundly scum Lucas is. He wants a girl who from his misunderstanding will be a door mat and breeding tool . He hates everything she will stand for but sees her as a ticket to his pedophile dreams of laziness and abusive behavior molesting his own kids.

Why doesn't he talk shit about Jews or Muslims? He has nothing vested in it and he's a chicken shit.

As we see with Lucas paychecks his idea wait for heaven and be cured of ills and blessed. As Lucas one rapped (yes I'm serious) he needs that NOW NOW NOW.

I suspect/fear were getting libtard Lucas and anti bigot Lucas soon for a while. He's got no job to flex he's still balding in a retard group home his family disowned him screaming into the void everyone else is the problem is all he has to soothe. Well that and stealing the homie Jamie's brownie from chow hall supper.
 
The cow has mentioned how he is unemployed now. But here he is still talking about taking Gen Z out for steaks and sushi. With what money? Did he save part of his last check for a date with a baby zoom?

Also, @Bassomatic , has Lucas mentioned being shoeless recently? Surely he wasn't showing up to his retail job with bare feet? I bet he got some donated shoes or something.

I agree, I think it is very unlikely Lucas will ever work again. I think a chimpout is a very real possibility. Maybe him trying to leave the tard house so he can have the money for $110 steak dinners? Like I have said before, his handlers would try to stop that if he said he was gonna live at the bus station to save money. Lucas does not have full control over his life.

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Nope Lucas dropped that lie a whole ago, around time he started working. I also doubt Mallon would let him be shoeless. While it's a bottom end flop house for old retarded people, it's probably a health law he has shoes.

It was just another scam he pulled. Like the others it didn't pan out. I suspect that and others will show up as he's out a paycheck.

Lucas isn't committed, from my understanding he can walk out of Mallon at anytime. He would get his whole tugboat back.

Getting in anywhere is pretty much impossible tho as he's on a no rent list would be back of the line etc.

Yeah he's so dumb a cat fish could easy trick him into a date and he leaves the place and won't ever get housing again. Remember he got so lucky in Mallon and he real doesn't even fit what they cater to but was only way to get him off streets.

I fully believe this is/was his last stop. A zoomer bae wanting tacos probably will be the death of Lucas because he will leave Mallon for cash and never get in.

He's been bailed out so many times, he just expects it. He's either going to die at Mallon or the bus stop. Personally I hope for the later because he's ungrateful for what he has and homeless Lucas is always peak content.
 
He is claiming in comments he quit. Maybe he did? We all know he can't take any criticism. I could see him chimping out of his manager criticized his work and saying "I am plenty good! Screw you, bigot! I quit! Moooo!" But I could also see the cow getting fired. I bet he won't work again. Back to living of his retarded bux and e-begging.

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I can see him pulling the you can't fire me! I quit! You fucking ageist ableist trump supporting republican! routine. Its a very lucas thing to do and would explain his weird post about his boss's politics and how the boss interests aren't the same as the workers or whatever

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Could you imagine him trying to get into the security industry? He'd be useless in terms of dealing with conflict and he'd try and use his job to try and impress that hot zoomer bae he wants right now.
Considering how poorly they vetted people when I was doing security it wouldn't surprise me. Though he wouldn't last long. Lucas would go full power hungry mall cop the moment he got it in his head that being a security guard made people listen to him and do what he said. Thats a situation that wouldn't end well for anyone involved and could get some people sued. You don't want a violent, psycho retard like lucas in charge of anyones safety or on any site

Though the idea of lucas getting a security guard job, getting assigned as the guard at the homeless shelter he used to stay at and end up having to deal with insane hobos as unhinged as he is would be fucking hilarious. He'd get to see what it was like being on the other side of those kinds of encounters. Just imagine someone similar to lucas screaming that he's a republican bigot cockblock at him. The shitshow would be glorious. Plus he'd never hear the end of how he's a mall cop yet screams about acab all the time

SteveGoatman said:
100% agree. The only "security" job Lucas could even possibly get would be an unarmed watchman at some dumpy warehouse that nobody would ever actually want to break into or squat in where he could sit in a little fartbox gatehouse or office and then once every hour or whatever do a lap of the grounds. But he absolutely can't handle conflict of any kind, even the most benign, and he's not savvy enough to use his size as a visual deterrent and act tough so that it deters the low level trouble makers.
Yeah definitely. He'd be useless as a guard and people interviewing him would notice that pretty fast. It would be dangerous and lawsuit bait to put him on many sites. I mean can you imagine him doing hospital or nursing home security? Lucas dealing with a violent dementia patient wouldn't end well for him or the patient. Not that he'd ever pass the certification testing to do a security job

Though I am getting a sudden horrifying mental image of lucas weaseling his way into a security position at SCC so he can waddle around the campus leering at college girls and trying to show off and assert his authority over them. Lucas as a guard at SCC would definitely end with him back on the news again

Bassomatic said:
Fully agree no way did Lucas get let go in such nice ways. Also I have a very hard time buying a retard job (by his own admissions it was) let's you go for moving slowly. An of the places hiring through this are aware it's a big long program to get into, both to make sure these places are aware what they are getting into and to prevent exploiting of said tards. It's a case I don't mind red tape because as I spoken of before I think it's a great system overall.
Yeah it definitely didn't go the way lucas claims it did. I don't doubt he went in for a performance review, probably was the end of his probationary period and he thought he was plenty good and got a serious talking to by his boss that lucas didn't appreciate at all. Probably involving lucas not paying attention, fucking around with his phone, leering at customers and not doing his job in an acceptable way or at a reasonable speed. Lucas is lazy and always does the minimum possible, so no doubt fucked around trying to do as little as he could whenever possible. His going out of his way to point out how his speed was the issue yet he was perfectly competent at actually doing the job is a big red flag. Thats how lucas talks when he's lying about something. No doubt he kept fucking up orders and having to go back and get the right stuff for them repeatedly. Like you said there is no way this had anything to do with 'moving slowly' as everyone knew what kind of people were being hired and alot of them are drugged up and slow movement is something to be expected of people in that kind of program.

Something definitely happened that would make lucas look bad. Not a serious enough spaz out to get his ass arrested or thrown back in the funny farm, but we know how lucas acts when people criticize him even when they're supposed to as part of their job, and how lucas acts when he knows he fucked something up. He definitely got big mad at his boss and got fired, possibly pulling a you can't fire me I quit and definitely making some angry comments in the boss's direction. He was probably told to get the fuck off the property or they'd call the cops and trespass him so he shut up and left

I suspect a real big spree of anger. He no longer has his clinkerniggers cash. Remember Lucas doesn't have shoes according to his words. He never bought any all of his money was waste. Like myself an others said he will end the job arc much worse off.
Indeed, he got a taste for his equivalent of the good life and all the expensive food he could stuff himself with and as much as he hates working he loved that. It might take a week or two to sink in fully and make him start majorly resenting that he has no money to keep doing it but it'll happen, he'll try to make up for it with ebegging, as he already is and that won't do much. He'll build up angry entitlement and resentment and do at least one angry rant about it. Speaking of which...

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How do you plan on paying for that date lucas? Even you have enough brains to know you're not doing any of that without money

I'm surprised lucas hasn't tried selling blood yet

Bassomatic said:
Lucas isn't committed, from my understanding he can walk out of Mallon at anytime. He would get his whole tugboat back.
While he isn't committed, I wouldn't be so sure it would be that easy for him to get his tugboat back. His wrangler would probably tell him they're responsible for ensuring he has housing so they're going to keep paying for his spot with the tugboat whether lucas is there or not, at least for awhile. So lucas can go back to mallon place or be a hobo on the street with $13 a month. I can't see them not doing this as otherwise people like lucas would be far more difficult to deal with and would be stupid enough to just leave without understanding the long term risk they're taking just to get some money. They are speds after all and the whole point of a wrangler is to make decisions in their best interest

That said, sooner or later he's going to end up homeless again one way or another. He despises not having money, a zoomer bae and has pushed himself into thinking he'd rather be on the street with money and more freedom than being stuck in an apartment with a roommate and no money. Remember, lucas assumes he'll have housing and food from shelters and food banks regardless and that if things get really bad he'll deliberately psych himself up to have another breakdown and get himself put in eastern state for a few months to get a roof over his head and food. Lucas thinks he has the system all figured out and how to exploit it, not realizing that shit only works for so long and deliberately working himself into a psycho episode can just as easily go badly and get him arrested rather than committed

He'll fuck up mallon place eventually. He always does and it'll mean spending the rest of his life on the street or fucking off to a new city to try to start fresh. Not that the end result would be any different. and really, spokane is the mecca of mentally ill homeless in washington state. Its literally the best place for him with the most opportunities and options, most of which he's fucked up at this point. There aren't really any other cities where he'd fare better than he would in spokane. He won't go back to olympia, has enough sense to stay away from seattle and that doesn't leave many options. Perhaps going back to aberdeen or montesano thinking he could find some of the people he used to know and exploit them for awhile maybe but that wouldn't last long
 
Lucas already has experience as a bouncer. Remember fart box 1?

Yeah he won't be getting any job especially security related.

Not sure the laws and don't mean to be argumentive but, at least around here tard jobs don't have probationary periods like avg gigs. Least on a traditional manner. The state compensates the corp so even if said employee can't manage to stock shelves as long as it's not detrimental to corp or them they can keep trying even if it takes a normie to fix things. Could be different in WA and also could very well be as we all guess Lucas just can't be in public either making customers or co workers feel unsafe.

About him fleeing Mallon, again I don't know exactly rules so forgive me for speaking with idea of understanding but, the payee will see Lucas is serious about non return and give him the money hoping he's smart enough to get a hotel or something. But you're right probably pay Mallon hopeful he returns.

That would be best Lucas dead ass broke homeless and greedy Mallon renting his room out as he's garnished for it.

I feel like while we all are giggling jobless Lucas I feel like this is start of a new chapter and in future we'll see these posts as starting chapter "as it finally tumbles apart".
 
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Bassomatic said:
Not sure the laws and don't mean to be argumentive but, at least around here tard jobs don't have probationary periods like avg gigs. Least on a traditional manner. The state compensates the corp so even if said employee can't manage to stock shelves as long as it's not detrimental to corp or them they can keep trying even if it takes a normie to fix things. Could be different in WA and also could very well be as we all guess Lucas just can't be in public either making customers or co workers feel unsafe.
That would depend on the laws of the state of washington, the particular employer and what the particular agreement with whatever organization involved is. Some companies have it in their regulations and union shit and all that that they have to have probationary periods, same with some states for particular jobs. It would fit with the timing and what lucas claims happened

Bassomatic said:
About him fleeing Mallon, again I don't know exactly rules so forgive me for speaking with idea of understanding but, the payee will see Lucas is serious about non return and give him the money hoping he's smart enough to get a hotel or something. But you're right probably pay Mallon hopeful he returns.
I'm not sure its quite that simple for his wrangler to do that kind of thing. The entire purpose of having been assigned a wrangler to arrange housing and handle his money, payments, etc.. is because there is some paperwork somewhere that says he's been deemed unfit to do so himself due to lucas doing stupid shit that put himself at risk in the past. The wrangler has a legal responsibility to act in lucas's best interests and letting him throw a tantrum so he can manipulate the wrangler into letting him go homeless so he can eat steak dinners is at best ethically and legally questionable and defeats the purpose of having a wrangler - so that lucas doesn't do stupid, impulsive, short sighted stuff like that and get himself into a bad situation. Its much more likely they'd continue to pay mallon place for his spot and he'd waddle back before long. If the wrangler let lucas do something that stupid for those reasons and he got hurt or died as a result, his family could potentially go after the wrangler and the state for allowing him to get into that situation despite clearly knowing lucas was not competent to make such decisions which again was proven by being forced to have a wrangler. Nobody is going to risk their job and potentially getting sued or even prosecuted so lucas can do something incredibly stupid so he can eat steaks

King roy and the rest of his family might despise lucas and want nothing to do with him because of the scumbag pedo he is, but i'd bet they are more than happy to go the myrna route, publicly decry lucas's victim status and sue everyone they can to get a payday in the event lucas dies in such a scenario. Thats tard lottery territory

Bassomatic said:
I feel like while we all are giggling jobless Lucas I feel like this is start of a new chapter and in future we'll see these posts as starting chapter "as it finally tumbles apart".
Yeah definitely. That taste of the good life is going to stick with lucas and haunt him. The longer he goes without all that food the more he's going to get resentful and angry, which will inevitably build up to lucas doing something stupid. I doubt its sunk in yet that he pretty much fucked himself for getting that kind of food and 'dating options' again cause he thinks he can waltz into another even easier job but the reality of that not happening will sink in before too long and he'll start his angry spiral

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and it immediately made me think of lucas doing this:
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Lives in a seniors home, missing a shoe, ragged clothing, old as fuck, can't catch a turtle. It all checks out

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and of course male feminist lucas strikes again

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So you're a classist bigot if you won't drink store brand soda according to lucas. Even for lucas thats fucking retarded. Only the highest end, classiest colas for the wern - real coca cola all the way. This coming from the guy who drank an entire gallon of coke and took a picture of the container it came in

Now when I was living on the east coast superstore and sobeys had a store brand called big 8 thats made in nova scotia. Some of the flavors are actually pretty good, like the orange, lime and this sparkling cranberry they used to sell around thanksgiving and christmas. I actually miss that cranberry one. But holy shit it had the two most vile things i've ever tasted in my entire life - big 8 root beer and big 8 pineapple. That pineapple one especially was fucking vile. It wasn't even a normal color - it was this thick, solid yellow color that made it look like someone put rancid grease in a 2L bottle to throw out later. Worst drink i've ever seen or tasted. Now I would like lucas to drink a bottle of that and then tell me its 'classist' and 'bigotry' not to drink that shit

I almost wonder if this is lucas somehow comparing himself to store brand soda and thinking coke and pepsi are the chad flatbills swooping all the soda baes. I mean it sounds like the kind of fucked up thing lucas would come up with. and it would be hilarious if lucas, the pedo who wants to fuck little girls was nicknamed big 8 like the cola. He's the big 8 creepy cola for big 8 year old girls

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Lucas wasn't so eager for a woman to kick a man out of her house when suzanne was doing it to him. This pic looks an awful lot like lucas's own history

As predicted, the unhinged rant videos have started:
It begins
 
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Says the porn obsessed coombrained idiot who considers bernie sanders a sex god

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How is she going to eat well when you don't even have any money to feed yourself lucas? You got fired. She'd be in the worst company in spokane with you lucas and you talk like a major clinger

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Lucas is talking gibberish thinking he's smart again

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He sure is talking looney tonight
 
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Some YouTube comments on his latest video and a screenshot of the cow himself. "Pizza and everything".


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Pizza huh. Jeff sokol would be proud. Plus lucas seems like exactly the kind of person to do something as weird as having orange juice with a pizza

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He sure is on a roll for the lunacy tonight. Probably the start of another manic cycle, which explains the video as well
 
Pizza huh. Jeff sokol would be proud. Plus lucas seems like exactly the kind of person to do something as weird as having orange juice with a pizza

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He sure is on a roll for the lunacy tonight. Probably the start of another manic cycle, which explains the video as well
So it's a safe bet he's not medicated anymore. I hope we get lucas screaming on his phone again soon
 
lucas trying to entice women with food will never not be funny
This is plenty good! The videos have returned! Back moooing about food and how much it costs. That is one
of his most hypocritical traits. Mooos about greed and rich people but then goes on and on about some dinner he bought and how much it cost.
 
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