Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

Oh, Tubby wants body positivity to apply to him, since it applies to all the fat women. They all need to lose weight!

 

[The Garden]

"I don't understand why guys lower their standards to date a loudmouth arrogant fool." Screamed the loudmouth, arrogant fool.

 

[Zoomies]

He is going full incel here lately...using words like "Chad" and referring to fat women as "bitches".

The irony is that even the fat chicks he despises wouldn't give him the time of day, let alone a date. He's going to chimp out soon.

 

[WonderWino]

He is going full incel here lately...using words like "Chad" and referring to fat women as "bitches".

The irony is that even the fat chicks he despises wouldn't give him the time of day, let alone a date. He's going to chimp out soon.

Yeah he's definitely on the road to a chimpout if he keeps talking like that. He's lost his source of income and expensive food, neither the job nor the food attracted the zoomer baes like he thought it would and now he's back to where he was but worse than when he started cause he's had a taste of what its like to have a regular income and what he can get with it and doesn't want to lose that. So he's very angry and frustrated at absolutely nothing going the way he convinced himself they would

and speaking of zoomer baes....

Lucas creeping around a new bar. That never ends well for him. If he's not out of money from his last payday he must be close to it. Makes me wonder why he'd be creeping around bars without money

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Yeah he's definitely on the road to a chimpout if he keeps talking like that. He's lost his source of income and expensive food, neither the job nor the food attracted the zoomer baes like he thought it would and now he's back to where he was but worse than when he started cause he's had a taste of what its like to have a regular income and what he can get with it and doesn't want to lose that. So he's very angry and frustrated at absolutely nothing going the way he convinced himself they would

and speaking of zoomer baes....

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Lucas creeping around a new bar. That never ends well for him. If he's not out of money from his last payday he must be close to it. Makes me wonder why he'd be creeping around bars without money

Yeessssss. First will be the creepy staring from across the street, then will be the rage as Z Baes just pass on by, while beta Lucas says nothing, not even his classic pickup line ' Hi, I'm Lucas, nice to meet you, can I buy you a drink?'
Then the violent screaming outburts, then a 'fat albert looking motherfucker' is gonna bust him in the head again.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Yeessssss. First will be the creepy staring from across the street, then will be the rage as Z Baes just pass on by, while beta Lucas says nothing, not even his classic pickup line ' Hi, I'm Lucas, nice to meet you, can I buy you a drink?'
Then the violent screaming outburts, then a 'fat albert looking motherfucker' is gonna bust him in the head again.

With a "steel bat" none the less.....

 

[Da Dude123]

Yeessssss. First will be the creepy staring from across the street, then will be the rage as Z Baes just pass on by, while beta Lucas says nothing, not even his classic pickup line ' Hi, I'm Lucas, nice to meet you, can I buy you a drink?'
Then the violent screaming outburts, then a 'fat albert looking motherfucker' is gonna bust him in the head again.

Can you imagine if the cow went in there and went up to some Gen Z woman and walked up to her, closed his eyes and did the whole "Hi, I'm Lucas and I think you're beautiful. Can I buy you a drink, m'lady?". He would lose it if she responded with disgust. Probably would mooo and reeee and get booted out of the place. To have video of that would be great.

 

[not in the cards]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6giK7ApaSDI

Lucas still fails to realise that even if he wasn't old, that doesn't mean that he's any good for any woman at all. He's an arrogant, entitled, abusive creep and nobody wants that.

 

[WonderWino]

Except it was a parody of the last supper, is blatantly obvious about it and is literally trying to rub it in peoples faces with shit like this, while still trying to backtrack cause of the backlash it got

These people have a history of pulling this kind of thing with christians and would not even consider trying to parody anything related to the ancient greek religion because there are actual minority adherents to it who they'd be scared shitless of offending and causing an international incident over given the whole olympic greek connection

But by all means, keep claiming the exact people who shit themselves at the slightest hint of offending minorities would go out of their way to do exactly that here in a way that could easily cause a major embarrassment to greece, the olympic committee and everyone involved and lead to a major international incident

Lucas is an idiot parroting another idiot trying to sound smart

Funny how no specific ages are listed there. Just '20 years older or younger'

How does this apply to 28 year old men lucas? Cause this is the exact kind of gotcha pedos try to pull to get people to think what they do isn't so bad. Funny thing that

EDIT:

Lucas is big mad at respect having to be earned and not given to him. Thats totally a trump thing

and he's big mad about people calling him greedy and trying to prove how not greedy and how generous he is

Lucas showing he is absolutely obsessed with food. This video just comes off as weird adn almost sexual. and what the fuck is going on with that squinty shit hes doing with his eyes

Nothing compares to you porterhouse....nothing

Yeah he's off his meds. He has to be. He's talking like he wants to fuck that steak

 

[not in the cards]

Can you imagine if the cow went in there and went up to some Gen Z woman and walked up to her, closed his eyes and did the whole "Hi, I'm Lucas and I think you're beautiful. Can I buy you a drink, m'lady?". He would lose it if she responded with disgust. Probably would mooo and reeee and get booted out of the place. To have video of that would be great.

That would be amazing. Or if she got the drink from him (preferably something really expensive) only for her to take it and just ditch him at the bar. Hell, that might get another crying video from Lucas "WHAT WOULD BERNIE DO?!"

he's big mad about people calling him greedy and trying to prove how not greedy and how generous he is

If you gotta say how "generous, kind, giving" you are, either you're not, or you've got other traits that overshadow all that.

what the fuck is going on with that squinty shit hes doing with his eyes

Could be stoned, could be off his meds. Could even be both.

 

[WonderWino]

and then theres lucas:
- brags about getting an inheritance one day to lure teen girls
- doesn't do chores either and on rare occasions he was forced to did nonsensical things like using the toilet brush to clean the bathroom in general and collecting sticks
- uber eats whatever he can and uses fucking food stamps
- also hasn't mowed a lawn
- has little hair that he recorded himself slicking back with a literal chicken fried chicken drumstick
- spent most of his life either on the street without a toilet of his own or in a fartbox he wasn't trusted enough to be allowed his own toilet. somehow I don't think trump pisses in his sink
- demands people uber him where he wants to go whenever he can, refuses to drive, refuses to get a bike, whines when he doesn't have a bus pass to chauffeur him everywhere

Lying again. Literally everything he says and does is about knocking up some teen girl so he can get a little girl to groom and call him daddy

 

[Da Dude123]

Nothing compares to you porterhouse....nothing

"Yeah he's off his meds. He has to be. He's talking like he wants to fuck that steak"
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The mooo cow is absolutely obsessed with the $110 steak. He says in the video it's not about the price. Well, it seems like it is. He keeps talking about the price. The anti capitalist is always talking about the cost of everything if he gets or does something. Probably thinks it impresses the baby zooms. Well, it doesn't.

I am expecting e-begging soon. He is gonna start e-begging for door dash and GrubHub.

 

[VoidFace]

More videos complaining about young girls not flocking to a smelly bum because they're bIgOtS, and also the classic "Christians worship money! 100 verses!!1" He really is on a tear recently, meds must not be working (if he is taking them at all). Even a little bit of rage showing up there at the end.

 

[WonderWino]

More videos complaining about young girls not flocking to a smelly bum because they're bIgOtS, and also the classic "Christians worship money! 100 verses!!1" He really is on a tear recently, meds must not be working (if he is taking them at all). Even a little bit of rage showing up there at the end.

Yeah he's definitely starting to get very angry. He's reeing about christians but its obvious what hes angry about right now isn't the christians at all it the money, or more to the point the fact that he lost his job and doesn't have any of his own to blow on porterhouse steaks. He's just twisting it around in his brain to turn it on the christians cause he knows its his own fault and has convinced himself capitalism and christians are the root of all his financial problems

No way he's still on his meds, this screams angry manic episode. and I see he's still doing the weird shit with his eyes

Just as predicted, losing his job started a spiral cause of his greed, entitlement and narcissism and not being able to act like a greedy pig and eat constantly . No doubt this would anger lucas even more cause he never saw it coming despite the fact everyone else did months in advance

 

[VoidFace]

Yeah he's definitely starting to get very angry. He's reeing about christians but its obvious what hes angry about right now isn't the christians at all it the money, or more to the point the fact that he lost his job and doesn't have any of his own to blow on porterhouse steaks. He's just twisting it around in his brain to turn it on the christians cause he knows its his own fault and has convinced himself capitalism and christians are the root of all his financial problems

No way he's still on his meds, this screams angry manic episode. and I see he's still doing the weird shit with his eyes

Just as predicted, losing his job started a spiral cause of his greed, entitlement and narcissism and not being able to act like a greedy pig and eat constantly . No doubt this would anger lucas even more cause he never saw it coming despite the fact everyone else did months in advance

Now a normal person would say, "man, sucks that I lost my job but I'll get right on finding another one." Not Lucas, of course. No now, as you said, it is time for him to project, rant, rave and have a narcissistic spiral. I hesitate to make any predictions about what will happen, since he has kept his housing far longer than anyone expected by this point, but if he follows his usual pattern this might end up with him either making a "suicide threat" or losing his place at Mallon.

Either way, I'm here for the new content.

Edit: yet another new video. This time it is the good old faithful "not dating an older man is exactly the same as racism" chestnut:

Wern bringing out all the classics. Now we just need him combing his hair with chicken or screaming about loving Stalin.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Now a normal person would say, "man, sucks that I lost my job but I'll get right on finding another one." Not Lucas, of course. No now, as you said, it is time for him to project, rant, rave and have a narcissistic spiral. I hesitate to make any predictions about what will happen, since he has kept his housing far longer than anyone expected by this point, but if he follows his usual pattern this might end up with him either making a "suicide threat" or losing his place at Mallon.

Either way, I'm here for the new content.

Edit: yet another new video. This time it is the good old faithful "not dating an older man is exactly the same as racism" chestnut:

Wern bringing out all the classics. Now we just need him combing his hair with chicken or screaming about loving Stalin.

Somehow I don't think 'misogynist' was the term people called black men trying to date white women in the 70s.

 

[not in the cards]

Now a normal person would say, "man, sucks that I lost my job but I'll get right on finding another one." Not Lucas, of course. No now, as you said, it is time for him to project, rant, rave and have a narcissistic spiral. I hesitate to make any predictions about what will happen, since he has kept his housing far longer than anyone expected by this point, but if he follows his usual pattern this might end up with him either making a "suicide threat" or losing his place at Mallon.

Either way, I'm here for the new content.

Edit: yet another new video. This time it is the good old faithful "not dating an older man is exactly the same as racism" chestnut:

Wern bringing out all the classics. Now we just need him combing his hair with chicken or screaming about loving Stalin.

"Clear the space for those who do want to succeed in their love lives"
That has to be the most telling quote so far. He obviously still believes that other people get in the way of his quest for teen puss puss (he more or less reaffirmed his fantasy by bringing up 19-21 year olds in that same video but let's face it, that disgusting fat slob would still go for a high school kid if he could. Nothing else about him has changed).

 

[WonderWino]

Now a normal person would say, "man, sucks that I lost my job but I'll get right on finding another one." Not Lucas, of course. No now, as you said, it is time for him to project, rant, rave and have a narcissistic spiral. I hesitate to make any predictions about what will happen, since he has kept his housing far longer than anyone expected by this point, but if he follows his usual pattern this might end up with him either making a "suicide threat" or losing his place at Mallon.

Either way, I'm here for the new content.

Edit: yet another new video. This time it is the good old faithful "not dating an older man is exactly the same as racism" chestnut:

Wern bringing out all the classics. Now we just need him combing his hair with chicken or screaming about loving Stalin.

Somethings definitely up, his eyes are even worse now, it looks like he can barely see in that video. I wonder what thats about. Its clearly not an allergy cause he'd be showing other symptoms. The last time his eyes swelled shut it was related to his kidneys. That wouldn't surprise me considering all the food he has been stuffing himself with recently. Might explain the sudden onset of crazy as well

 

[VoidFace]

Somethings definitely up, his eyes are even worse now, it looks like he can barely see in that video. I wonder what thats about. Its clearly not an allergy cause he'd be showing other symptoms. The last time his eyes swelled shut it was related to his kidneys. That wouldn't surprise me considering all the food he has been stuffing himself with recently. Might explain the sudden onset of crazy as well

True. He also deleted the last video he uploaded, hopefully someone snagged it first.

Edit: but then he replaced it with yet another. He is just pumping out the content, today.

 

[not in the cards]

The last time his eyes swelled shut it was related to his kidneys. That wouldn't surprise me considering all the food he has been stuffing himself with recently. Might explain the sudden onset of crazy as well

And it's certainly possible that while he was working he was using energy drinks to help him get that extra boost. Although, if he genuinely was, then that would make his excuse of leaving the job for being too slow even funnier.

True. He also deleted the last video he uploaded, hopefully someone snagged it first.

Edit: but then he replaced it with yet another. He is just pumping out the content, today.

He's still trying to sell his date night (which is boring and unimaginative) as well as his "age gap should be celebrated and if you're a girl in her 20s and you don't like me, it's because you're a bigot" schtick. It's funny how in his mind, he honestly thinks that some young 19 year old girl is going to watch that video and go "I'm convinced now. I want to date a fat, incompetent hobo and go on our first date at a steakhouse, even though he can't even afford new shoes".