Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks


So, we have a young woman who chooses to date an older man only to end up a single mother within 10 years and is now trying to warn other young women against dating older creeps who will leave them as they age? I don't think this comic is getting his point across as well as he thinks...
 
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For some reason, all this talk about lucas offering food, sex and his tiny dick suddenly reminded me of this
Replace the dogs with zoomer baes and its something lucas would definitely do

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Lucas apparently thinks two clits rubbing together is the same thing as his tiny dick fucking her....or to follow his logic here....rubbing his own tiny dick against her clit like he has a clit? So some kind of bizarre lesbian version of sex on his part. This only strengthens my belief that lucas has never actually had sex and doesn't know how it works

He also does not understand history. Enigma was the only code that really mattered and it was never broken. He also did not 'save america' the germans were never in any position to attack the US directly regardless of the status of their encryption.

and lucas is using some....interesting logic there. a gay atheist saved amereica he says? So to follow his own analogy.....lucas will be the next gay atheist to save america through his telomere science?

and considering the stuff lucas was screeching about troons not long ago he's just showing how manipulative he is. He hates them. He hates being around them, being matched with them, being cockblocked by them and said all kinds of things about them that they would hate. Yet here he is trying to retcon all of that and act like he never said any of it
Lucas suddenly talking about gays and trans people at length is always a weird occurrence, as is him talking about his dicklet unprompted. Let's make some guesses, here is mine:

Lucas was on grinder and messaged someone a picture of his little ween and got laughed at, so he went on some rant about queers and felt bad so now he needs to virtue signal about both his baby dick and how much he totes loves the gays, guys.
 
I thought i'd take a look at lucas's horoscope and see what it said about him. Way off the mark on some of it but amusingly accurate on others:

Introduction: Individuals born on November 27, 1979 are known for their innovative nature and generous spirit. They possess a strong desire to make original contributions to the world, but sometimes their impractical approach can hinder their efforts. Understanding these personality traits and their manifestations in life can provide valuable insights into the journey of these individuals.

  1. Innovative Nature: These individuals are driven by a deep-seated desire to create and bring forth new ideas. They have a natural curiosity and a knack for seeing things from unique perspectives. Their innovative nature often leads them to pursue unconventional paths and challenge the status quo. They are constantly seeking opportunities to make a difference and leave a lasting impact on the world.
  2. Generous Spirit: Those born on November 27, 1979 possess a remarkable generosity of spirit. They are always willing to lend a helping hand, share their resources, and support others in need. Their kindness and compassion extend beyond their immediate circle, as they often engage in philanthropic activities and volunteer their time to make a positive impact on society.
  3. Impracticality: While their innovative nature can be a driving force, these individuals sometimes struggle with practicality. They may have grandiose ideas and ambitious plans, but they can overlook the practical steps and resources needed to bring them to fruition. This tendency towards impracticality can lead to frustration and setbacks, especially when their ideas are not readily accepted or supported.
  4. Supportive Network: Having a supportive network of friends, family, and colleagues is crucial for individuals born on November 27, 1979. These individuals need people around them who understand their ambitious ideas and are committed to helping them achieve their goals. A lack of support and understanding can be a major source of irritation and frustration for them.
  5. Motivation and Determination: When it comes to work, these individuals are highly motivated and determined. They are willing to put in the effort and persevere through challenges to achieve their objectives. However, they can sometimes become easily frustrated if their ideas are not accepted quickly or if they encounter obstacles. Developing effective time management skills can help them stay focused and make progress towards their goals.
  6. Childhood and Mother's Influence: The childhood experiences and the relationship with their mother play a significant role in shaping the personality of individuals born on November 27, 1979. A supportive and nurturing childhood environment helps them develop emotional stability and a positive outlook on life. The mother's influence is particularly important, as she often inspires them to remain positively contributing members of society.
Conclusion: Individuals born on November 27, 1979 are a unique blend of innovative spirit, generosity, and determination. They possess a strong desire to make a difference in the world, but their impracticality can sometimes hinder their efforts. With the support of a strong network and effective time management skills, these individuals can overcome challenges and make significant contributions to society.

Quote: "Innovation is not just about coming up with new ideas, but also about finding practical ways to bring them to life." - Elon Musk

For our 44 year old person born on 27th November 1979, the year 2024 will be a time of amazing transformation. It promises to be a time of joy and growth; during this period, Jupiter, the healer and protector, will be in a friendly sign so our person can expect help, support and cooperation in his endeavours.

The sub-cycle of Jupiter, which runs from November 2021 to July 2024, will activate the 7th and 11th house, which are related to marriage, partnership, business, travel, contracts, open enemies, legal matters, negotiation skills, diplomacy, intimacy, trust and loyalty. Our person can expect gains, income, events related to friends, network, fulfilment of desires, removal of blocks and solutions to problems, and events related to elder siblings.

The sub-cycle of Saturn, which runs from July 2024 to September 2027, will activate the 8th and 12th house. Related to research, loss and destruction of belongings, obstacles, arguments, hidden matters, mysteries and transformation, our person will have to work hard during this period. He should be prepared to face many hurdles in his endeavours. Our person should also be aware of power dynamics in relationships, trust, vulnerability and taboo or forbidden love.

In 2024, Jupiter will be in the third house, activating it. It is related to mental troubles, medical bills of mother, vehicle repairs and maintenance, mysterious problems, bad mouthing, house expenses and renovation, and short trips and excursions. Moreover, our person can expect business promotions and marketing, troubles due to government, fines and penalties and work place challenges.


To sum it up, 2024 promises to be a year of transformation and joy for our 44 year old person born on 27th of November 1979. He can expect help, support and cooperation in his endeavours, but will still have to face many obstacles and challenges. Therefore, he should stay positive and focused in order to make the most of this period and come out a winner in the end. As the ancient Chinese proverb says, “A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step”.

I highlighted the best parts. No doubt lucas would agree with the first two, he might even latch on to some weird pseudo religious belief that a religious belief he does not accept as an atheist somehow confirms that he is in fact very generous and innovative. I laughed way too hard at the parts about mental troubles, bad mouthing, taboo or forbidden love and work place challenges. I wonder how long it'll be before lucas starts screaming that the sub cycle of saturn is to blame for inevitably getting kicked out of mallon place

The stuff about his mothers influence in shaping his personality is amusing as well. It sure got that one right. The year of the goat part is pretty accurate too, give lucas will eat almost anything

@Fatal Walter really should bring some of this up in a video cause it would piss lucas right off and get him moooing big time
 
If I remember correctly, one of the conditions for staying at Mallon Place is his medication compliance. I think we can all agree he’s off his meds again, so there’s reason to be optimistic that he’s going to fuck it all up again and get kicked out again.
I wonder if Mallon hasn't "graduated" Lucas, or will be soon. I don't think facilities like that are for guys who can work and walk around doing stuff like making videos outside.
 
Sure, lilcow... $110 porterhouse, right? Or maybe $60 Oso bucco? Or $70 lobster?

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I wonder if Mallon hasn't "graduated" Lucas, or will be soon. I don't think facilities like that are for guys who can work and walk around doing stuff like making videos outside.
Pretty sure they took him in knowing he's a lifter. Remember the rest are the worst of worst functionally speaking. It's where old retards to go die not on the streets. All while Mallon milks the tax payers.

Not saying anyone should ween but I legitimately still am upset he got drinks with Jamie. That can't be okay with the house. Not just because well the obvious, but interactions with the meds even able functional 100 IQers dont know not to mix drugs more often than you'd think.

Hair has no use? Dr. Scientist nigga Luke's at his best. God damn he's dumb.
 
Nothing says "totally not racist" like having to specifically mention the race of every non-white person you have any conversation with at all.
Yeah lucas is more racist than most racists in alot of ways. He even pulls the 'scientific racism' stuff. Best part is he's not talking to any real woman. Its either a bot or someone trolling him

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The octopus hiding coyly under the parsley salad and tomato oil. Very seductive

Lucas, step away from the plate of food. That is not a sane or appropriate thing to say about food. If you ever needed more evidence he has a fucked up fetish that sexualizes food there it is. First he talked like he wanted to fuck a steak and now he's talking like he wants to fuck an octopus salad. Figures lucas would be the type to want to fuck something that involved tentacles. Probably has some kind of hentai tentacle porn salad insanity going on in his swiss cheese brain

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This coming from the guy who brags about getting a free breakfast at dennys on his birthday

and what the fuck? He got fired, he has no money but suddenly goes into overdrive leering at menus and pictures of food he can't afford to buy. Having that money really went to his head and it must be driving him mental not to be able to gorge on all this stuff. No wonder he's been going batshit the last few days
 
The octopus hiding coyly under the parsley salad and tomato oil. Very seductive

Lucas, step away from the plate of food. That is not a sane or appropriate thing to say about food. If you ever needed more evidence he has a fucked up fetish that sexualizes food there it is. First he talked like he wanted to fuck a steak and now he's talking like he wants to fuck an octopus salad. Figures lucas would be the type to want to fuck something that involved tentacles. Probably has some kind of hentai tentacle porn salad insanity going on in his swiss cheese brain

 
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This is lucas's idea of 'classy'

Looks exactly like the kind of thing restaurants use to bait idiots who don't know what a classy meal actually is, into spending a bunch of money on trash food
Start her with class, eh? And then what, fatty? Then what? Whatever you can get at the food pantry? He would chimp out if he ever actually got a woman to go out with him and he dropped big money on dinner and she peaced out after. That happens more often than not. This is why you sure as hell do not want to drop big money on a first date.
 
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Thats a really strange thing to say lucas. You'd think he'd stop commenting on this kind of stuff after he managed to get male and female plant reproductive parts backwards and spazzed out about it when it was pointed out

Perhaps someone should point out to him that the honey he loves so much is male plant sperm that got puked back up by bees

Figures in his manic mode he'd suddenly start talking about eating female reproductive organs

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Why are you defending a man beating on a woman lucas? You know, the thing you're guilty of? Forgotten about your DV conviction lucas? and that boxer was a fucking man lucas, with XY chromosomes, thats not even debatable. Its why theres been all the spazzing out about it the last few days and why the actual woman who got the shit beaten out of her in seconds quit the fucking fight

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Says the creep who doesn't give a shit about higher education and who only wants free college and university tuition so he can go back for free and get more free money to fail more classes and creep on women. You know, the stuff he flat out admitted to being his reasons for being there multiple times

Lucas does not give a shit about anything except insofar as it benefits him in some way. Even the classes he took were with the intention of- assuming he somehow actually did what he was claiming he intended to do, somehow becoming a mengele tier 'age gap breeding scientist' that would fuck around with eggs and sperm in some kind of crackpot middle aged hobo-teen uber baby eugenics project. I also have no doubt that if he'd gotten into such a situation he'd have used his own sperm to secretly do the experiments with. Somehow the simpsons predicted the outcome of this....just replace springfield with spokane and barney with lucas
 
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