Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

werntind.jpg

Uh huh. Yeah i'm sure that really happened lucas. Also between jobs huh. Thats the usual welfare leech excuse for not being employed and not wanting another one. He used to say the same thing about being between housing arrangements after he got kicked out for the blackmail incident and was stuck living in the bus station most of the time

and lucas thinks his golden ticket to a woman is a job. Golden ticket to making himself keel over from a heart attack from stuffing his face with shitty food maybe but no woman will have anything to do with him with or without a job
 
I love that Lucas has been ranting about his micropenis mega micropenis for some reason and then posts this video titled "You Could Have Your Footlong, Babygirl":
You know, this is probably why he keeps going back to grey backs/silver backs. I mean, besides him not understanding the social structure of silver back harems at all (hint for ya Lucas: the females don't defend the big guy from younger males). I'm pretty sure gorillas have, proportionally, the smallest penis of any primate.
 
You know, this is probably why he keeps going back to grey backs/silver backs. I mean, besides him not understanding the social structure of silver back harems at all (hint for ya Lucas: the females don't defend the big guy from younger males). I'm pretty sure gorillas have, proportionally, the smallest penis of any primate.
And teeny, tiny little balls too, if memory serves, which describes Lucas perfectly: heavy, small brain, tiny ween and BBs for balls.
 
You know, this is probably why he keeps going back to grey backs/silver backs. I mean, besides him not understanding the social structure of silver back harems at all (hint for ya Lucas: the females don't defend the big guy from younger males). I'm pretty sure gorillas have, proportionally, the smallest penis of any primate.
I eagerly await the day he starts referring to himself as being hung like harambe to try to impress zoomer baes
 
Seeing Lucas staring at menus knowing he will never eat any of that again ever has to be peak chefs kiss. He's hurting himself more than anyone could ever do. In his swiss cheese brain he's about to get a fat paycheck again and gorge.

WAKE UP LUCAS. You'll never have clinkerniggers again, ever. You're about to get less than 20 bucks of tard dollars you'll blow it and not enjoy a sit down meal ever again.

The best part about this, if he has a few bucks left he absolutely will spend it to "spite" us. Wasting the little money he had while he still owns nothing in a flop house .Exactly what we all said would happen happened.

I did mention before too Lucas running away for his check. In this mania spiral we might see it.

Now to rage a bit about that meal. Game bird and sausage? What the actual fuck. I bird, I have had quail grouse etc. personally I like to just salt and pepper em toss in the oven on the "rotisserie" setting. Delicious. Sausage would overpower it and weigh it down. The sauce sounds like a vile combo to use on dark meat and even more fatty sausage. This is definitely one of those sucker meals for people who want to eat something "exotic" but are sissy with flavors. Just to brag with out actually tasting something different.

Tounge is not my favorite but to be fair first time I tried it was the old school Jewish sandwich. A fucking whole hunk of it on rye with deli mustard. Kinda a baby in deep end introduction. It does make excellent tacos.

Fucking with the octopus same thing as I bitched before. Also I'm not big into seafood myself aside oysters, and mussels. But maybe the hippy in me also reminds me how damned smart octopus are. Feel guilty eating something that can open a lock, while their is no risk to eat it, unlike a chimp, I dunno too high I the food chain for me lol. Also notice the octopus picture? It's literally hidden under the greens. You don't hide prime seafood/meat. Major red flag.

He thinks an appetizer is classy. Few meats cheese lil fruit etc. that French word I'm far too lazy to copy paste. They often make a great profit for restaurants because 17 bucks for two slices of speck, a few walnuts and apple slices is a great ROI. Something to order only if you're very fiscally stable. When my parents and grandparents were younger and saving money they'd make something like that and a drink at home.

I understand you're already there and it's easy, that's the point and it's part of the experience and being waited on. I mentioned a "home happy hour" because it shows can still have a great time out and cut costs. Lucas doesn't even have his own pot to piss on quite literally both as a figurative term for toilet but also he has no cookware. But he's acting like he's in the fiscal spot to say "I'm seated and comfy what's another 20 bucks?" A lot of Americans working full-time aren't there anymore.

Aside the savings money from my younger hip (mid 20s) co worker said since COVID is making a guest appearance again a lot of couples are doing at home date nights so the at home happy hour and door dash. I gotta admit while Mrs basso makes a pretty crummy mixed drink, it's really special to see her fiddle around as sappy as it sounds it's also scientific love makes stuff taste better. Another thing Lucas can't do because his housing. That would be a funny catfish arc Lucas does get a girl but she wants a home date because covid.

Lucas who hates greed is all about throwing easy profits to big corps.

I'm sure fat faggot Lucas sleeps through breakfast probably wakes up the crack of noon, jerks off, gets mallons lunch 4 helpings, goes to a food bank, jerks off, eats dinner (4 helpings and steals the homie Jamie's brownie), jerks off and sleeps again.

Breakfast is badass Mrs basso and I are having for dinner, homemade corned beef hash I added some diced pickled jalapenos I made too.

I love in 24 hours we went from date we'll get 110 dollar steak to 5 dollars foot long at subway to I'll go alone and spend 30+. This dude is in a super maina spree and those always end in hilarious ways and being a guest of the rubber hotel.
 
Oh, plenty good! It was just a bug on Tinder. Okay? The bot didn't unmatch with Lucas. He can still buy her a $110 porterhouse or maybe $65 lobster.View attachment 6273306
Once again lucas proves he's an idiot. Bot accounts deactivate and reactivate accounts all the time which would explain what happened here. It helps refresh their place in the matching algorithm. Theres also the possibility that the bot unmatched with lucas and then rematched with him and lucas being lucas is too stupid to notice it

We also know that nothing ever happens the way lucas ever says it did. Its very likely that lucas matched with an obvious bot, got one of those automated 'hi' messages that only retards don't recognize as obvious bot messages and then lucas doing what he always does responds with a giant message explaining his version of his life story. He always does either this or immediately jumps into the looney magic sperm insanity. He then either got ignored entirely and twisted it around in his head to somehow mean mentioning the jobless stuff is what put her off or he did get a response that was another obvious bot reply that lucas didn't recognize for what it is and he had left out the job stuff in his initial message only to bring it up now to the effect of 'I can't afford a date now cause i've got no job but i'll totally have it soon and then it'll be $100 steaks zoom zoom' and didn't get a response to that

In no scenario however is this a real woman. We have seen lucas's profiles before, we know the kind of insane shit he puts in them. No woman would have anything to do with him on any dating site other than bot accounts or someone deliberately trolling him

That said, lucas publicly raging like an angry incel about how nobody responds to him, nobody matches to him without quickly ignoring him and damn near losing his shit because someone supposedly unmatched with him for mentioning not having a job should raise all kinds of massive red flags for everyone who sees him behave like this. This is textbook controlling, manipulative, domestic abuser behavior. Lucas can't handle the smallest criticism or being unmatched by someone he doesn't even know without nearly going ballistic. Can you imagine how he'd act toward a real woman in person? No fucking wonder suzanne had a no violence rule. If lucas somehow did get a zoomer bae there is no way he wouldn't end up getting arrested for domestic abuse very quickly

Bassomatic said:
Fucking with the octopus same thing as I bitched before. Also I'm not big into seafood myself aside oysters, and mussels. But maybe the hippy in me also reminds me how damned smart octopus are. Feel guilty eating something that can open a lock, while their is no risk to eat it, unlike a chimp, I dunno too high I the food chain for me lol. Also notice the octopus picture? It's literally hidden under the greens. You don't hide prime seafood/meat. Major red flag.
The best part is that even lucas on some tiny level recognizes this and even points it out but manages to twist it around in his brain as a good thing with his the octopus is hiding coyly, seductive stuff. Which is a fucked up thing to say about food

EDIT:

and I was googling lucas and this popped up in a reddit thread
wernhs.jpg

Take it with a grain of salt given the source but it wouldn't surprise me and certainly sounds like something lucas would do. It would also imply lucas keeps an eye on certain underage high school senior girls online enough to know when they graduate. Something that also sounds alot like something lucas would do. We already know he skulks around schools and hides behind dumpsters leering at high school girls
 
Last edited:
Looks like lucas is talking bs and virtue signaling again
wernbs.jpg

Probably trying to retcon all the stuff he was reeing about troons awhile back cause he took shit for it

and of course lucas would defend the guy with fucking XY chromosomes beating on a woman so severely she quit the fucking match citing the fact he was a guy and the fight was dangerous and unfair. Woman beaters have to stick together after all
 
So Lucas stopped posting loads of videos everyday, why do we think that is? I'm guessing he either got insecure about people making fun of him and Wernology archiving his videos, or someone wrangled him into taking his meds again.
When lucas starts acting like that and pumping out bizarre videos like that it tends to include similar rants when the camera isn't on, so I wouldn't be surprised if lucas was talking angry nonsense at mallon place and being disruptive and upsetting residents and ended up getting told to stfu and take his meds or he'd be getting into serious trouble. Remember he had lots of complaints at his previous housing about ranting all night and shit like that before he tried the blackmail approach and got his ass kicked out

When he goes from manic ranting to suddenly stopping the videos and posts like he has its always because he got in trouble and got spooked

Which if the usual pattern holds will end with him suddenly posting to fb and such acting like nothing at all happened and blocking anyone who asks about it, which seems to be what hes doing now
 
Last edited:
View attachment 6279349
Comments are apparently still living rent free in Lucas' head. Weightist lol
Speaking of lucas ranting about weight....

wernfat.jpg

Thats an.....interesting take he's got going on there

wernrogan.jpg

Unsurprisingly lucas has bought the olympics official line of 'the obviously male boxer is really a woman' despite the fact the olympics went out of their way not to do genetic testing and in the last few days its literally been confirmed by genetic testing that said boxer has fucking XY chromosomes. That isn't even getting into the fact that having low T and taking a replacement therapy by its very concept doesn't give you high T it puts it at normal levels. Thats the fucking point. Lucas is quoting utter nonsense to try to prove a point thats already been disproven that he is apparently not yet aware of

Of all the hills to die on to try to reee for good boy points with left wing zoomers he picks the most indefensible and disproven one. Because of course he did, it is lucas after all. Still trying to figure out why he went from angry rants against troons and anything close to them to trying to retcon this like a stereotype of a male feminist predator in the first place but good luck trying to understand what goes on in lucas's brain

and lucas sure does love his -ist insults. Weightists, ageists, classists, made up adjacent words like inter-ageiel, all thrown around in retarded ways cause he's conviced himself it makes people think he's educated and intelligent. I'm surprised he doesn't go full tony soprano and talk about how he has a semester of college under his belt so he understands therapy as a concept but how its totally not acceptable in his world
 
wernbirth.jpg

Well now. Lucas thinks trump will force fourth graders to give birth. He is really, really not doing his i'm totally not a pedophile claims any favors with that one. Also, unsurprisingly lucas clearly does not understand what a president does or the limitations of the office

wernapproach.jpg

Lucas is yet again trying to create 'hypotheticals' that are blatantly about him in an attempt to manipulate people into telling him how to find a zoomer bae and how to manipulate her into going on a date with him

Says alot about how truly stupid lucas is that he thinks he's being clever talking like this
 
When lucas starts acting like that and pumping out bizarre videos like that it tends to include similar rants when the camera isn't on, so I wouldn't be surprised if lucas was talking angry nonsense at mallon place and being disruptive and upsetting residents and ended up getting told to stfu and take his meds or he'd be getting into serious trouble. Remember he had lots of complaints at his previous housing about ranting all night and shit like that before he tried the blackmail approach and got his ass kicked out

When he goes from manic ranting to suddenly stopping the videos and posts like he has its always because he got in trouble and got spooked

Which if the usual pattern holds will end with him suddenly posting to fb and such acting like nothing at all happened and blocking anyone who asks about it, which seems to be what hes doing now
He definitely got spooked. You can't rant and rave all night in the type of housing he's in...they will absolutely threaten to call EMS, send you to the psych ward and inject you with "booty juice".
Someone told him to calm tf down at Mallon.
 
Another video, same old “go out with me 18-24 year old women!”
So this time he's keeping it short and doing the video quietly, outside mallon place at night and holding his looney behavior in. @Zoomies is right, he definitely got warned by somebody at mallon place

and note he's even talking like a predator of young girls. Saying you can make your own decisions cause your're mature. In a manner that tries to get their approval and act like he understands that they're totally mature for their age, what do their parents or other adults know right? Ignore them if they tell you not to date older men like me. Literally textbook grooming speak

The more lucas tries not to look like a predator the more he looks exactly like one
 
Back