Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

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Well now. Lucas thinks trump will force fourth graders to give birth. He is really, really not doing his i'm totally not a pedophile claims any favors with that one. Also, unsurprisingly lucas clearly does not understand what a president does or the limitations of the office

Doesn't Lucas literally want to force teenage girls to give birth (to his kids*)???

 

[Da Dude123]

New Facebook profile picture. He's wearing a new hat. It's from a brewery.

 

[Melas Zomos]

New Facebook profile picture. He's wearing a new hat. It's from a brewery.

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Something named after a pest sounds about right for Pukas

 

[The Garden]

Are breweries a thing with Gen Z? I know microbrews were all the rage when Gen X was in their early 20's, but I'm not seeing nearly as many of them these days.

(obligatory "I'm old and out of touch")

 

[Da Dude123]

Are breweries a thing with Gen Z? I know microbrews were all the rage when Gen X was in their early 20's, but I'm not seeing nearly as many of them these days.

(obligatory "I'm old and out of touch")

I think so. Plenty of microbreweries are popping up in my area. And many of them are plenty good. One reason Anheuser Busch tried to work with that troon and put him on a Budlight Can was to look cool to all the virtue signaling, troon loving Gen Z kids.

That is because Gen Z is not buying much of their beer, cause they discovered that microbrews make way better products, also more expensive, but better tasting. Of course, Budlight got their asses handed to them for pandering to the troons.

 

[WonderWino]

Something named after a pest sounds about right for Pukas

Yeah, especially considering how he descends like a locust on the food banks and anywhere else he can get something to stuff his face with

That is because Gen Z is not buying much of their beer, cause they discovered that microbrews make way better products, also more expensive, but better tasting. Of course, Budlight got their asses handed to them for pandering to the troons.

Speaking of which since lucas seems to like to defend the troons all of a sudden perhaps he should be wearing a bud light hat instead. Maybe one with their spokestroon on it

and just a few old posts from lucas to remind everyone what kind of creep he really is:

and just remember the next time lucas tries to lie about how much he hates hot dogs and doesn't eat them despite making multiple videos and taking multiple pics bragging about eating them and using them as ingredients he also once praised this cause of his interest in sushi and later ordered it:

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Lucas being pro-or-anti trans has nothing to do with politics or ideology and everything to do with Wern poonquest.

I'm wondering if he was anti-trans because either 1) he found out a heckin honest and real zoomer bae was actually a zoomer bro or 2) he wanted to some zoomer trooner to let him fist them, they declined so Lucas chimped to U NO REEL WOMAN!!!

The new question is why Lucas is suddenly pro-troon?

 

[SteveGoatman]

Lucas being pro-or-anti trans has nothing to do with politics or ideology and everything to do with Wern poonquest.

I'm wondering if he was anti-trans because either 1) he found out a heckin honest and real zoomer bae was actually a zoomer bro or 2) he wanted to some zoomer trooner to let him fist them, they declined so Lucas chimped to U NO REEL WOMAN!!!

The new question is why Lucas is suddenly pro-troon?

100% agreed. Something triggered this new routine. Lucas doesn't actually care about politics (identity or otherwise), he only cares about himself. Maybe girl he likes has similar feelings so he's aping that, or he just thinks that's what "all" Gen Z girls believe etc. Doesn't matter if its true or not, but if he believes it that's all that matters to him.

 

[not in the cards]

Maybe it's the other atheists who find your preaching annoying. Ever think of that, fatass?

Oh you want to berate people for being racist? So what about all the times you used racial slurs, you hypocritical slimeball? Also, how do you relate to an 18-25 year old?
"The problem is me" You almost had it right for once. But Lucas, you're not single because of your intolerance towards bigotry. It's because anyone with half a brain knows you're a vile person. Even you've admitted (and lamented over) guys older than you, guys who are fatter than you and guys who are just as financially unstable as you are still able to get with some 'zoomer bae'. Hell, we've all seen a fat guy get a decent looking girl and we all know of at least one age-gap relationship. The thing is, those kind of guys are generally good men and have some redeeming qualities that you simply don't possess. Face it Lucas, you're an unlovable fat slob with nothing to offer ANYONE.

 

[WonderWino]

Maybe it's the other atheists who find your preaching annoying. Ever think of that, fatass?

Oh you want to berate people for being racist? So what about all the times you used racial slurs, you hypocritical slimeball? Also, how do you relate to an 18-25 year old?
"The problem is me" You almost had it right for once. But Lucas, you're not single because of your intolerance towards bigotry. It's because anyone with half a brain knows you're a vile person. Even you've admitted (and lamented over) guys older than you, guys who are fatter than you and guys who are just as financially unstable as you are still able to get with some 'zoomer bae'. Hell, we've all seen a fat guy get a decent looking girl and we all know of at least one age-gap relationship. The thing is, those kind of guys are generally good men and have some redeeming qualities that you simply don't possess. Face it Lucas, you're an unlovable fat slob with nothing to offer ANYONE.

He's also talking utter nonsense about physics again

He's talking pure gibberish. Complete and utter nonsense

Also he's sure into his isms lately:

 

[VoidFace]

He's also talking utter nonsense about physics again

He's talking pure gibberish. Complete and utter nonsense

Also he's sure into his isms lately:
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More blathering on about science he doesn't understand and really shitty counter-apologetics. Isn't it always grand when a guy who failed intro level science classes at community college tries to lecture people about physics? As a former physics major myself it is especially painful listening to him ramble on about relativity and the like.

His arguments about god are also complete nonsense. Hey Luke: I'm an atheist too, saying "god can't exist because it would do things that are unnatural" is a stupid fucking argument. By definition it is a supernatural entity, doing supernatural things comes as naturally as overeating shitty food comes to you, ya tubby fuckwit.

Edit:

Yet another new video. I guess he either didn't get a warning or has decided to ignore it, given how he is posting at breakneck pace again. He looks especially unhinged in this one, IMO. The way-too-open one eye and the half-closed other at the beginning is almost cartoonishly insane looking:

Oh and apparently he was working at Walmart. Probably should've guessed that one tbh.

 

[Melas Zomos]

It will never not be funny to me how I'm close to his age but he looks way older.

 

[WonderWino]

**************************** BREAKING NEWS ***************************

Lucas admits in this video he 'worked at walmart for 6 weeks'

He's also shaking like a jem'hadar off the white

and that thumbnail holy shit

 

[not in the cards]

He's also talking utter nonsense about physics again

He's talking pure gibberish. Complete and utter nonsense

Also he's sure into his isms lately:
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Yeah he's using his isms because it's everyone else that's the problem for not accepting the plenty good, previously employed but nonetheless hard-working intellectual that he is.

Oh and apparently he was working at Walmart. Probably should've guessed that one tbh.

I swear there were some on here that called it. But to be fair, this isn't much of a surprise. But now with Walmart no longer employing him, where else could he go? Or to put it more accurately, who can his wrangler con into hiring this lunatic?

 

[VoidFace]

He's on a roll, tonight. We're back to the poorly handwritten notes ranting about nonsense.

 

[WonderWino]

He's clearly extra hating christians tonight, and this one is just bizarre. Not fucking guys and not getting tattoos have nothing to do with each other

Somehow I suspect he either broke the headphones or they aren't doing the trick tonight and he has the music blasting to drown out the voices on the wind.....which if anything only further confirms he's off his meds and actively having delusions again. I can't imagine mallon place is too fond of him blasting music after fucking midnight either

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

More blathering on about science he doesn't understand and really shitty counter-apologetics. Isn't it always grand when a guy who failed intro level science classes at community college tries to lecture people about physics? As a former physics major myself it is especially painful listening to him ramble on about relativity and the like.

His arguments about god are also complete nonsense. Hey Luke: I'm an atheist too, saying "god can't exist because it would do things that are unnatural" is a stupid fucking argument. By definition it is a supernatural entity, doing supernatural things comes as naturally as overeating shitty food comes to you, ya tubby fuckwit.

Edit:

Yet another new video. I guess he either didn't get a warning or has decided to ignore it, given how he is posting at breakneck pace again. He looks especially unhinged in this one, IMO. The way-too-open one eye and the half-closed other at the beginning is almost cartoonishly insane looking:
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Oh and apparently he was working at Walmart. Probably should've guessed that one tbh.

So with how much Wern loves science and hates Christianity do you think he’d short circuit if he learned about this guy?

Georges Lemaitre

 

[VoidFace]

Whole lot more videos, I haven't even gotten through all of them yet. But he's back on his "but da universe has old things and younger things" nonsense with this one. Also an interesting note: you can see his lips aren't moving in this one...so he must've recorded the audio and video separately and then combined them...which is kinda weird:

I'm sure the music selection in this one will really appeal to gen z:

More whining about ACAB, Kamala, Trump, etc:

Young girls are like a fresh salad, apparently (not that Lucas eats salad):

Lucas rambling about Einstein again, and making not a single point whatsoever:

 

[Da Dude123]

More mooo cow posting from Spokane's number one cow, Lucas Werner. Quoting Pete Buttiege who thinks we should all celebrate the homos and troons.

 

[Particle Bored]

He's also talking utter nonsense about physics again

He's talking pure gibberish. Complete and utter nonsense

Also he's sure into his isms lately:
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I like how he says "the universe isnt obligated to make sense to you," and then a second later, after basically saying nothing can violate the fundamental laws of physics, says the universe IS violating those laws, stumbling through saying the universe is "basically moving backwards through time" and then literally scratches his head like, "Wait.... Uh.... What?"

(and of course completely missing the case that "God isn't obligated to make sense to you")