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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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WonderWino
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He understands so little about women that he breaks the first rule of talking to women you're interested in: don't fucking bring up your ex's let alone how many of them you have. Those are big red flags
He's doing the horrifying creep face again
and lets not forget this old classic from a few years ago
But remember he's totally not creepy or a blatant pedo
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I think so too. Noticed that he is shooting a lot of his demented shorts at that table that looks like a tiled floor. That was a Mallon feature; his apartment with Jamie didn't have a table like that. I wonder why he was shuffled back? Maybe to do with losing his recent tard job?
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If he is back in the nursing home, then he will have meals provided and the nursing home will take his fool stamps. If we start seeing pictures of nursing home cafeteria meals then we will know for certain that the cow is in the nursing home. His tard videos moooing about zoomer baes being bigots were likely disturbing the other residents.
This is from his latest video. Next to Classism --"I live in a group home". Yup, the Creeper screwed up and was dumped back to Mallon Place nursing home.
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WonderWino
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Unsurprisingly he's lying about his weight, living in a 'group home' rather than a nursing home, his political affiliation as he has repeatedly stated he is not a democrat but a communist and leaves out his being schizo as well as bipolar
and yeah that is definitely back in the nursing home. I wonder what happened to put him back there. I mean there had to be an actual medical reason to put him back in there. I'd wonder if his looney manic outbursts had angered the staff enough to tell him he either takes his meds or he's out and put him into the nursing home to monitor him to make sure he does but thats neither a long term solution nor would that explain why he's still acting manic with the notes. I also find it odd they'd be letting him make these videos at all hours of the night if this were the case. It makes me think his health is going screwy again. Perhaps his kidneys are having issues again after all the food he was stuffing himself with while he was working. Whatever caused it he's making a point of not mentioning it and acting like nothing happened so it has to be something that reflects badly on him either health or behavior wise
On the plus side, at least jamie and the other residents don't have to put up with him for awhile
and i'm sure the zoomer baes just love billy joel. That'll totally make them as wet as october. Of all the songs he could have put on that he uses fucking uptown girl
Heres to hoping he starts using stuff from the village people soon
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Bad news Lucas, not only are the zoomer baes ageist, classist, ableist, and weightist, they’re also lookist, smellist, and personalityist. How dare they not realize that the whole point of progressive anti-bigotry is that there is never a valid reason not to date Lucas Werner specifically
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He's closer to 400 than he is 279.
For sure the Creeper doesn't want for the hot Gen Z baes to know he was deemed unfit to live on his own and was put back (for the 2nd time) to live in Mallon Place , a nursing home for people mental disorders. He'll cover up whatever it was that led to him being put back at the "group home".
If I remember correctly, Jamie is a full time resident of Mallon Place.
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I'm trying to find a recent video or documentary on this guy, and nothing i find on youtube is recent
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The cow is posting more note videos from the nursing home. One of the notes says his job coach is trying to find him another job. Oh, that's just plenty good! Once that happens it is back to steak dinners, $110 steak dinners. Totally normal to have a job coach.
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Wow, those old texts must have slipped by me. I feel genuinely upset and sick. (Least I hope it's not those dumplings from a questionable Chinese place). His jump around into sexual talk and then rambling like the world's guiltiest sneaky uncle.
I'm not really one to care what adults do in bed, Lucas asks a CHILD if she's ever been fisted.
As we've seen teen sex and pregnancy have dropped past decade or so, that's not here nor there. Fisting is a bit an extreme act not exactly go the new to sex people. Your bodies are still adapting growing and often uncomfortable. There's a reason radio on lights off fucking happens in highschool.
Asking a girl that young about a pretty niche/extreme sex act Lucas was fishing if she'd been abused. I find it highly unlikely any stable even sexually active teen has done that. That's porn sick, bdsm fans or into pushing limits. Again if that's you and your adults fine. But asking a young girl that? Hes checking if she's been abused because sad reality they make best targets for pedophiles.
In so many words Lucas is more asking "you ever been raped? I want to make sure you won't squeal" exactly what a child rapist worried about.
Legitimately lost it at the mom hides the baes. It's funny for so damn many reason. Also the unironic use of bae. My wife has always liked those dumb social mags people, vouge etc. One thing they all seem to agree on judge a man on his relationship with his mother.
Lucas hates her because she stopped his attempt to molest family. She seems like a hero on that move.
There's a time and a place to mention ex's it's not right off the bat first and foremost aside not following social norms he's opening with a lie. There's often some emotional shields and trying to score points , innocent white lies that slowly unravel and no harm no foul . Something like seeing their sports team logo keychain you mention you're a big fan of the quarter back despite take it leave it view of football. That's just dating no one questions that or feels it dishonest or disrespectful. Lucas lies about serious relationships with 7 women that don't exist.
The one girl he had was abusive towards aside the abuse he was all around a thief and leech. She wasn't good enough. What's to say the next bae will be able to keep Werns high standards even if some girl wanted him chances she's a stepping stone are 100%. He will always want younger and bigger allowance and more food. His ideal girlfriend is a toddler in a grocey store let's be real.
Lucas is back to a full care facility. He says he's plenty good and ready to be a dad. He can't keep himself in part time retard work and when he tried that he ended up gorging his health away.
As mentioned before it's really annoying he gets bailed out over and over when I also know vets who got WAY over pilled (VA had a nasty habit of handing oxys out and shooing vets) denied, forced to go to 3rd parties etc. most all vets I know use personal care over VA if they can afford it. Sadly those service members always get shafted nothing new. Had a family member who did digging after bikini atoll or one of those tests. VA told him lol no your hair fell out and your losing weight because your a Gemini now go away. Yet Mrs basso who brings her Nintendo switch to work will be with a pension at mid 50s. Life lesson clean up your local park for the state don't go to war.
People who worked full time single moms people who want better get left on a park bench and Lucas just gets more free shit.
His schizo shit is ramping up. I just hope we get body cam footage of the arrest and or shooting.
I don't know what 19 year old girls think is cool but I don't think they find group homes cool. Group homes and boarding homes are not really a thing anymore. Least out of mental health and prison system.
To date myself a bit. I didn't know what a boarding home was until I saw that old Nicktoon "Hey Arnold" and even then it was shown as a relic and weird, the renters were mostly losers.
One thing in group facility is shared bathrooms. I'm scared to say Lucas is probably not the dirtiest one there.
Can you picture a zoomer bae needing to pee on a date and the jizz soaked shower curtain, random wadded up used TP, 8 off brand tooth brushes all well past their life. Yeah ... I'm not even a clean freak or anything but Mrs and I are a lame cutesy couple and shower together a lot but, I'll be damned if we don't have our "own" bathrooms lol.
Lucas has never lived in his own. Ever. He couldn't make it with a roommate, he's failed in mental housing and is now on where old useless retards are drained of tax dollars to keep them off the streets. He can't make that work either. How embarrassing.
We know he reads here and he probably gets really angry reading this stuff. He's too immature to brush it off like he claims "were all credit card trump dudes" seethe fatty, you're a terrible pedophile and deserve less than you get.
Lucas gripes about other people being hateful. I'm sure all of us log off and Wern isn't in our minds or lives. Lucas spends hours being angry writing notes. Explain to me atheist, how is turning the other cheek is evil when you chimp out so badly you've ended up in jail.
Also for a feminist Lucas has no problem hating women (remember what he said about his own mother!) if they don't have what he wants. Actual natal women read here and post,Democrats,non religious folk. All the stuff Lucas says he's into but he's a laughing stock and unwelcome in those groups as well.
I'm sure more than one person Lucas opened thier eyes on how soft justice system is on things or how much free shit like his multiple college failures pushed to the tax payer.
Bernie's loudest fan is exactly why he's a washed up old Jew who stole a ton of money (nothing as much as his wife) and why antisemitism is on the rise more then that little Gaza party.
I'm not really one to care what adults do in bed, Lucas asks a CHILD if she's ever been fisted.
As we've seen teen sex and pregnancy have dropped past decade or so, that's not here nor there. Fisting is a bit an extreme act not exactly go the new to sex people. Your bodies are still adapting growing and often uncomfortable. There's a reason radio on lights off fucking happens in highschool.
Asking a girl that young about a pretty niche/extreme sex act Lucas was fishing if she'd been abused. I find it highly unlikely any stable even sexually active teen has done that. That's porn sick, bdsm fans or into pushing limits. Again if that's you and your adults fine. But asking a young girl that? Hes checking if she's been abused because sad reality they make best targets for pedophiles.
In so many words Lucas is more asking "you ever been raped? I want to make sure you won't squeal" exactly what a child rapist worried about.
Legitimately lost it at the mom hides the baes. It's funny for so damn many reason. Also the unironic use of bae. My wife has always liked those dumb social mags people, vouge etc. One thing they all seem to agree on judge a man on his relationship with his mother.
Lucas hates her because she stopped his attempt to molest family. She seems like a hero on that move.
There's a time and a place to mention ex's it's not right off the bat first and foremost aside not following social norms he's opening with a lie. There's often some emotional shields and trying to score points , innocent white lies that slowly unravel and no harm no foul . Something like seeing their sports team logo keychain you mention you're a big fan of the quarter back despite take it leave it view of football. That's just dating no one questions that or feels it dishonest or disrespectful. Lucas lies about serious relationships with 7 women that don't exist.
The one girl he had was abusive towards aside the abuse he was all around a thief and leech. She wasn't good enough. What's to say the next bae will be able to keep Werns high standards even if some girl wanted him chances she's a stepping stone are 100%. He will always want younger and bigger allowance and more food. His ideal girlfriend is a toddler in a grocey store let's be real.
Lucas is back to a full care facility. He says he's plenty good and ready to be a dad. He can't keep himself in part time retard work and when he tried that he ended up gorging his health away.
As mentioned before it's really annoying he gets bailed out over and over when I also know vets who got WAY over pilled (VA had a nasty habit of handing oxys out and shooing vets) denied, forced to go to 3rd parties etc. most all vets I know use personal care over VA if they can afford it. Sadly those service members always get shafted nothing new. Had a family member who did digging after bikini atoll or one of those tests. VA told him lol no your hair fell out and your losing weight because your a Gemini now go away. Yet Mrs basso who brings her Nintendo switch to work will be with a pension at mid 50s. Life lesson clean up your local park for the state don't go to war.
People who worked full time single moms people who want better get left on a park bench and Lucas just gets more free shit.
His schizo shit is ramping up. I just hope we get body cam footage of the arrest and or shooting.
I don't know what 19 year old girls think is cool but I don't think they find group homes cool. Group homes and boarding homes are not really a thing anymore. Least out of mental health and prison system.
To date myself a bit. I didn't know what a boarding home was until I saw that old Nicktoon "Hey Arnold" and even then it was shown as a relic and weird, the renters were mostly losers.
One thing in group facility is shared bathrooms. I'm scared to say Lucas is probably not the dirtiest one there.
Can you picture a zoomer bae needing to pee on a date and the jizz soaked shower curtain, random wadded up used TP, 8 off brand tooth brushes all well past their life. Yeah ... I'm not even a clean freak or anything but Mrs and I are a lame cutesy couple and shower together a lot but, I'll be damned if we don't have our "own" bathrooms lol.
Lucas has never lived in his own. Ever. He couldn't make it with a roommate, he's failed in mental housing and is now on where old useless retards are drained of tax dollars to keep them off the streets. He can't make that work either. How embarrassing.
We know he reads here and he probably gets really angry reading this stuff. He's too immature to brush it off like he claims "were all credit card trump dudes" seethe fatty, you're a terrible pedophile and deserve less than you get.
Lucas gripes about other people being hateful. I'm sure all of us log off and Wern isn't in our minds or lives. Lucas spends hours being angry writing notes. Explain to me atheist, how is turning the other cheek is evil when you chimp out so badly you've ended up in jail.
Also for a feminist Lucas has no problem hating women (remember what he said about his own mother!) if they don't have what he wants. Actual natal women read here and post,Democrats,non religious folk. All the stuff Lucas says he's into but he's a laughing stock and unwelcome in those groups as well.
I'm sure more than one person Lucas opened thier eyes on how soft justice system is on things or how much free shit like his multiple college failures pushed to the tax payer.
Bernie's loudest fan is exactly why he's a washed up old Jew who stole a ton of money (nothing as much as his wife) and why antisemitism is on the rise more then that little Gaza party.
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I am just catching up on all the new videos and it looks like a fair portion of them are already unavailable. Is anyone archiving these?
Would be a shame for all this fresh milk from our Wern to go down the drain.
Is anyone else finding these new videos unavailable or is it just me?
On another note, it seems like this is Lucas’s midlife crisis as he goes back and recycles all his old tropes hoping, in vain, they will click this time. It’s still not in the cards for him I’m afraid.
Would be a shame for all this fresh milk from our Wern to go down the drain.
Is anyone else finding these new videos unavailable or is it just me?
On another note, it seems like this is Lucas’s midlife crisis as he goes back and recycles all his old tropes hoping, in vain, they will click this time. It’s still not in the cards for him I’m afraid.
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The fat cow has dirty deleted some of them. However, Wernology, or as we know him, "Clickitat" has archived these on his YouTube page. If you go on YouTube and type in Wernology, you will find some of the archived videos.
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that's an interesting point, typically midlife crises manifest as an attempt to recapture youth and a pervasive dissatisfaction or dissonance with the life you live vs the life you imagined you would have at this point. while Lucas had what might pass as memoirs, other than pining for his
he's 44 now, then comes the 50's and 60's and 70's, up around average adult male human lifespan expectancy. Lucas' might be a bit shorter than the mid to late 70's but that's still like 20 years or more in the future. 20+ years of Mallon, streets, and screaming into a void for zoomer bae or alpha bae or beta bae or whatever they're going to call people born in 2030.
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"I have a 40 year old interested in me"
"tbh cougars are amazing women"
Funny how Lucas doesn't seem to care about his NO BREEDING UR OWN AGE once a female his own age (supposedly) shows the slightest (likely misinterpreted or even just schizo delusion) bit of interest in him.
Lucas will be lucky to see 60, if he even makes 50.
Lucas, by his own admission, was hospitalized for kidney issues. Since then the amount of fats and sodium in his diet has NOT decreased substantially, nor has he avoided behaviors which dehydrate him (walking around in the heat rambling while not drinking water). Obesity doesn't help, and Lucas hasn't lost any substantial weight.
He also very likely has diabetes, which is another potential killer when paired with all the same lifestyle issues mentioned above.
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The ones that say "Video Unavailable" aren't actually unavailable, it's just the embed that doesn't work. You have to click through to watch on YT to see them due to some fruity shit I can only speculate on. It happens with tons of videos on KF nowadays.
Although yes some good samaritan should consider backing them up at some point either way.
Idk about calling it a midlife crises, a midlife crises does require some type of thought or reflection on one's identity and place in the world, except the Wern doesn't do reflection of any type.
I've mused a few times in this thread about exactly what he thinks he would do if he hooked some gen Z girl since that's basically his life's goal and thus he'd be left with nothing except sitting around all day being a fat loser, it's not like getting laid suddenly makes the rest of the day disappear, but he doesn't think about that. There's never a point where he stops and reflects on existential issues or the significance of what he's doing. He's just a fat creepy fuck.
I'm sure he doesn't like being old since it would be easier to hook people in if he was younger, but like you said the reality is that he's always been a useless piece of shit and never aspired to be anything more, so it's not like there's some lost opportunity or life he imagines he might have if he could go back and do it over again.
I think he's just acting the way he is because he's a moron that by all laws of nature and decency shouldn't be alive.
I question if there are any such women. I figured he was just saying that since he thinks it'll make him seem like less of a creep if he at least pretends he has interest in anything except teenagers.
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i fully agree, but at the same time he's a cockroach of a person and they tend to have a way to drag out their own suffering for a surprisingly long period of time.
except he has the capacity and has brief moments acknowledged by several people (more often in the past, though) where he in on the verge of a breakdown due to the incredibly self destructive path he's put himself on. i fully believe these moments are brief, are heavily tainted by his mental illnesses and horrid personality, but they exist.
i do agree with you that even if he had all his Xmases and birthdays together and had a zoomer bae delivered unto him and a billion dollars, it would entirely be wasted, abused, and discarded in short order with demands for more and a hearty refusal to acknowledge any of his own foibles.
WonderWino
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Plenty of bipolar people work lucas. So do plenty of schizophrenics
and holy shit you could say some things about the choice of music for that one. sweetest taboo huh lucas. a pedo with a known interest in teen girls should not be slipping hints into videos like that. Thats literally the kind of shit predatory pedos do when they want you to think they're smarter than you
Belisarius Cawl
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Don't know what the (un)employment figures are for the former but in the latter case the chronic unemployment rate is estimated to be 80-90%.
In fairness one of the things that always irked me about lolcow commentary is pointing out all the reasons the cow can't get / hold down a job then expecting them to just get said job. Only makes sense to go after one point, or the other, but not both. It's fairly obvious in Lucas' case that the former is the most relevant.