Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

Lucas is making excuses as to why he's a hobo living in a nursing home having done absolutely nothing at all with his life. Its totally ableist and doesn't take into account that he's 'bipolar' therefore he shouldn't be held to any standard of being able to work

Plenty of bipolar people work lucas. So do plenty of schizophrenics

More offering shitty food that he thinks is the best steak you've ever had in your life

and holy shit you could say some things about the choice of music for that one. sweetest taboo huh lucas. a pedo with a known interest in teen girls should not be slipping hints into videos like that. Thats literally the kind of shit predatory pedos do when they want you to think they're smarter than you

Remember how Luc

Don't know what the (un)employment figures are for the former but in the latter case the chronic unemployment rate is estimated to be 80-90%.

In fairness one of the things that always irked me about lolcow commentary is pointing out all the reasons the cow can't get / hold down a job then expecting them to just get said job. Only makes sense to go after one point, or the other, but not both. It's fairly obvious in Lucas' case that the former is the most relevant.

That is a fair argument. With Lucas, he switches between "oh, feel bad for me, I'm totes disabled, stop being ableist, mooo". To "I'm not disabled, I just don't want to work cause I'm a socialist, I need gibs me dats and the gubmint should provide for me.".

He goes with whatever benefits him at the time. But overall his message is that he is plenty good and Gen Z should totally date a plenty good Gen X man like him.

I agree, Lucas is too fucked up to work, but I think a lot of that is outside of his mental health diagnosis and more cause he is an arrogant entitled bum.

 

[VoidFace]

Don't know what the (un)employment figures are for the former but in the latter case the chronic unemployment rate is estimated to be 80-90%.

In fairness one of the things that always irked me about lolcow commentary is pointing out all the reasons the cow can't get / hold down a job then expecting them to just get said job. Only makes sense to go after one point, or the other, but not both. It's fairly obvious in Lucas' case that the former is the most relevant.

If we factor in the fact he is also very likely autistic, which at least one of his doctors has suggested (and makes sense), the unemployment rate would be even worse when combined with everything else...

BUT Lucas only plays the "I'm disabled, I have XYZ" card when he is trying to get sympathy. There are countless examples of him claiming he has no disabilities at all, which would just make him a leech for taking taxpayer money in the form of disability. Now I 100% agree he is suffering from a true cavalcade of mental illnesses, developmental disorders, or both...but if he wants to pretend he doesn't, as is often the case because his narcissism won't let him admit his faults 99% of the time, I will treat him like the fat leech he is on the ass of society.

 

[Bassomatic]

It's a cow trait to play woe is me and I'm better than you at the same time and be shocked people see thru the act.

Lucas has always cried foul he's not treated right but then he speaks so poorly towards others.

He will never give his tard money up, but he will scream at people for not wanting to be with a no advancement, soon dying bum.

He's far too dumb for a midlife crisis. He also is way closer to the end of his. He's never had a plan aside "cum in child eat". But that's a mix of his pedophile dreams and very low IQ aside his schizo issues and bi polar.

Funny enough I am friends with someone who's PTSD induced bi polar weird he can have an IRA and he's not rich. I guess planning for the future isn't impossible for mentally ill but it's just scummy lazy greed mongers who don't.

 

[Zoomies]

He's repeating his usual lie about having 8 ex's. He's also clearly forgotten his previous lie that he used to justify going after zoomer baes by trying to convince people it was because all his supposed girlfriends had been his age or older and he wanted to try something new so he wants younger now. That sure contradicts his current claims that he has 4 older and 4 younger ex's

He understands so little about women that he breaks the first rule of talking to women you're interested in: don't fucking bring up your ex's let alone how many of them you have. Those are big red flags

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He's doing the horrifying creep face again

Holy shit the narcissism is off the charts in this one. Not to mention the bizarre messy writing makes it look that much crazier. Throwing iris in there somehow really ties the whole thing together and hammers home the narcissism and woe is me entitlement he's got going on in the video

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and lets not forget this old classic from a few years ago
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But remember he's totally not creepy or a blatant pedo

That note photo, you can clearly see he's at Mallon in a day room or cafeteria. How long will they tolerate his shit?

 

[VoidFace]

Another new video, with something notable: now he is claiming he wants a woman aged 21-30. We all know this is bullshit, of course, but interesting nonetheless.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Yes, mental disabilities can be barriers to employment.
That being said, Lucas is also a creepy pedophile who would be a risk to employers even if he were 100% mentally sane. For all accounts, the infamous Starbucks Incident happened when Lucas was in full mental control. He might only go on his schizo telomerase age-of-the-universe rants howling at the moon when he's having a mental breakdown; but he undoubtedly expresses perverted pedophilic desires even when he's not having an episode.

There are plenty of bipolar people who don't want to fuck teenage girls.

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

I agree, Lucas is too fucked up to work, but I think a lot of that is outside of his mental health diagnosis and more cause he is an arrogant entitled bum.

The analogy I would make here is to most of my posts here which are in the thread about American niggers: they are for the most part what they are, and I don't mind throwing rocks into the monkey enclosure at the zoo, but I have no real expectation that they're going to change no matter what their behavior comes to down to things like genetics, brain size so forth or their abominable kulcha. European colonists tried putting a boot up their ass, and Arabs before then, and nothing really changed.

I would apply the same thinking to figures like Chris-chan and Cyraxx. Apparently Chris-chan worked at a Wendy's for a brief period. I don't know that I would want Chris-chan to handle anyone's food. Anyway of course it didn't work out. Same goes for the walking corpse Lucas.

 

[WonderWino]

Another new video, with something notable: now he is claiming he wants a woman aged 21-30. We all know this is bullshit, of course, but interesting nonetheless.

Oh ffs he actually put glitter art on the note this time, like a fucking elementary school kid. Yes lucas, that will totally make you look like less of a pedo to put stuff on your creeper notes that would only catch the attention of children. and 21 - 30 my ass. This makes him look legit retarded, like he's a retard at an adult daycare facility (which to be fair he literally is) who is doing mandated art therapy and like his english papers, found a way to make it all about his creepy obsessions. He's also writing in ebonics - git a drank is pure hoodrat talk and might even be taken as referring to purple drank

and right back to 18 - 25 he goes in the next video

and the wern listens to bieber apparently

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

For all accounts, the infamous Starbucks Incident happened when Lucas was in full mental control. He might only go on his schizo telomerase age-of-the-universe rants howling at the moon when he's having a mental breakdown; but he undoubtedly expresses perverted pedophilic desires even when he's not having an episode.

I think that kind of cleaves to the core of why people hate Lucas vs. another presumable cow like the late Terry A. Davis.

Both have / had strange ideas related to (severe) mental illness but in Lucas' case everything to do with the Fibonacci sequence and so forth (which he's probably too innumerate to work out the successive numbers even starting at the very beginning) somehow all relate to his desire for age-gap relationships, in his favor of course, and whatever other stupid carnal shit it is that's going on in his head. With Terry on the other hand, it could be difficult to follow his reasoning about how Bjarne Stroustrup using operating overloading when creating C++ was the niggerlicious work of an ... ethnic ... Danish ... nigger (my guess being that C, including HolyC, has clearer semantics than C++), but people could easily sense that there was more going on there than a justification for stuffing food down his gullet and impregnating minors then having incestuous relationships with the offspring.

 

[VoidFace]

A host of new videos from Lucas, featuring more creepy fucking looks and the highly anticipated return of the Fibonacci Sequence:

Also: is it just me or does it seem like we are watching him get fatter in real time? Every video that shows his face he looks like he has put on another five pounds.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Yes, mental disabilities can be barriers to employment.
That being said, Lucas is also a creepy pedophile who would be a risk to employers even if he were 100% mentally sane. For all accounts, the infamous Starbucks Incident happened when Lucas was in full mental control. He might only go on his schizo telomerase age-of-the-universe rants howling at the moon when he's having a mental breakdown; but he undoubtedly expresses perverted pedophilic desires even when he's not having an episode.

There are plenty of bipolar people who don't want to fuck teenage girls.

Agreed. Wernology makes this point in some of his vids as well, that the meds he takes (even when on them/compliant and in other treatment etc) only lower the volume on his desires and behavior, they don't eliminate or remove them.

 

[WonderWino]

A host of new videos from Lucas, featuring more creepy fucking looks and the highly anticipated return of the Fibonacci Sequence:

Also: is it just me or does it seem like we are watching him get fatter in real time? Every video that shows his face he looks like he has put on another five pounds.

He looks and acts absolutely mental in those videos. Especially that one where he starts stroking his pube beard and giving off psycho expressions at the end. All of these videos just make him look completely unhinged

That said I wouldn't be surprised if they have him doped up on psych meds again, which have a tendency to make him balloon up in weight pretty quickly. Especially given the way he's been eating recently. I wonder if it was an actual health issue that put him back in the nursing home or he was starting to act mental in his fartbox and they told him he either goes into the nursing home and gets back on his meds and gets monitored for awhile or he'd get kicked out for being disruptive. I mean look how he's acting now. He must have been worse before he got back on the meds

This shit just confirms he's living there on borrowed time. Sooner or later he's going to fuck it up. This is exactly how that part of his cycle starts

 

[mothman96]

He looks and acts absolutely mental in those videos. Especially that one where he starts stroking his pube beard and giving off psycho expressions at the end. All of these videos just make him look completely unhinged

That said I wouldn't be surprised if they have him doped up on psych meds again, which have a tendency to make him balloon up in weight pretty quickly. Especially given the way he's been eating recently. I wonder if it was an actual health issue that put him back in the nursing home or he was starting to act mental in his fartbox and they told him he either goes into the nursing home and gets back on his meds and gets monitored for awhile or he'd get kicked out for being disruptive. I mean look how he's acting now. He must have been worse before he got back on the meds

This shit just confirms he's living there on borrowed time. Sooner or later he's going to fuck it up. This is exactly how that part of his cycle starts

Keep in mind also in the nursing home at meal times he can get second servings. He'll be packing on the weight.

 

[WonderWino]

Now lucas thinks that music itself and the gaps between the notes demand he should fuck zoomer baes

and the spaces between words and letters too

Lucas is apparently unfamiliar with classical latin

 

[Bassomatic]

Lucas vs Terry two great cows two different ends of the spectrum.


First and foremost Lucas isn't passionate about anything. Don't put his schizophrenic obsession as a passion. Passing requires understanding, care, effort and love of something. We can't even put 400 lb Lucas as passionate about food. He eats like a raccoon, remember this is a guy who blows his money on gas station sushi literally. If you were broke and passionate about food you'd spend that 20 bucks on spices to make mallons slop better or treat yourself to a discount cut of bleu cheese etc.


Terry was really into his computer stuff and while I'm barely able to check email, people who know it said it's useable work but work of a madman. Sounds right for schizos.


Lucas thinks his math stuff is a key and his pedophila isn't wrong it's science he doesn't seem to care it's been proven with out a shadow of a doubt he's wrong on medical side and math. He's a schizo looking for a reason he's not scum .


Terry made a working operating system because God told him via JavaScript or some shit. For all you can say Terry put his blood sweat and tears into temple OS and was probably in his manic sprees doing 24+ hour coding sessions.


Lucas found something that he misunderstood thought said what he wants and passes it on as fact. He doesn't have slightest grasp of science math or any other.


Both had family support, Terry lived alone worked a job etc.


Terry was far from perfect aside our memes of his saint hood. So don't read this as I'm sucking up to him. I don't think Terry was that bad a person. Absolutely mentally ill and it cost him everything up to, literally his life.


Lucas is truly evil and mentally ill. We should have mixed feelings because if he wasn't a freak dumb dumb he'd be a Ted Bundy or just local 17 year old shot for trying to steal and forgotten about. His ineptitude is keeping kids safe.


Lucas has the ego and nerve to charge his fans Terry did free coding lessons.


I guess I'm saying they both had same mental illness same family support Lucas has got way more government help and character put them on paths they were.


Lucas has no passion, drive or cares he's a greedy pleasure addict. You'll get just as full eating yogurt with a stick as you will off caviar.


Everything Lucas does is to get the fixes he wants and he can't be assed to put effort into that. Those ottes are his big draw. His major day to day. He does NOTHING. Many of us here post longer shit posts then his insane shit that's an all day affair. Then we go have normal lives careers etc.


It's probably better for the world Lucas is back off the job market. What every he did at Walmart must have been bad. Walmart is quite used to disability help programs. Freaking them out isn't easy. Rather he rot in Mallon than subject people trying to buy shoes or triscusts to Spokane's freak. Let's be honest it wouldn't solve our national debt but him getting his benefits cut would be best for all.


Terry gave us so many memes. I know it probably was unhealthy for him to be spammed with CIA NIGGERS in his chats because it could reinforce the delusional dreams (I lied the CIA niggers are actually aliens) but it was something positive for the community as odd as it sounds Terry brought us joy in his creation.


When has Lucas made us laugh WITH him? Every little Lucas joke Wernism etc is laughing at him. Elk kingdom mocking his fake claim of nobility and wealth. Good on his father for buying a plot and retiring how he wants after years of government work he deserves it. He is NOT King the elk he has no right to and it's not fancy kingdom. Pushy squirt, Lucas is so ramped up and manic talking to a 16 year old girl he can't even use a sex term right. Hell if anyone else was even in ear shot of a 16 year old girl we wouldn't use that term even in the mocking or feline use. The rest of the wernisms mostly we came up with!

Terry can hit close to home to anyone who's seen mental illness take someone. As I said he wasn't perfect even aside that. But not just schizophrenics he could remind you of your best buddy who was a pro inline skater and got depressed and eventually roped it .Terry did something pretty incredible for what cards he was dealt and we'll lionize him in his death.


Lucas who will not join Mr. God in heaven, Lucas has a seat in Catholic hell aka the DMV. He will be laughed at and a gross out story for the ages the likes of H H Holmes or the Jimmy Saville.

 

[WonderWino]

He manages to come off as more mental with every new video

He learned a new term - bewildering delight. He uses it exactly like you'd expect a child or an idiot trying to sound smart and sophisticated would. The whole time I was watching this it was reminding me of that scene in the hannibal tv series where hannibal made 'lamb tongue' for will and was talking about how it was 'a particularly chatty lamb.' Lucas is exactly the kind of rude idiot who would end up on hannibals dinner table


and holy shit, giving people that expression is just asking to get his ass beat

Most people, especially speds like lucas and hobos will take that as him mocking them and it'll end up provoking an incident. Lucas really doesn't understand how to interact with people at all

and thats not even getting into the fact that most zoomer baes wouldn't touch lamb let alone lamb tongue. Very few people who aren't literally senior citizens eat things like tongue these days

and he's trying to shill sending him friend requests again. Of course not mentioning that he tries to make you pay for them

 

[Da Dude123]

Look at this bovine motherfucker. Trying to get a Gen Z woman to go to a "seafood boil" with him. Who the hell does he think he is? He doesn't have money for a seafood boil. And look at that manic smile here, . No woman, Gen Z or any other generation is gonna want to go to a seafood boil with a cow like Lucas. Totally not in the cards!

 

[WonderWino]

Now he's talking about age gaps between trees and chairs

I don't even know what the fuck this is supposed to be. Kung fu wern?

 

[Purgatorium]

His facial expressions never match up the expression or lack thereof in his eyes. I would give good money for someone random to simply walk by and bitch slap him for no apparent reason.

 

[WonderWino]

Somehow all of his lunacy and not getting a zoomer bae is trumps fault now

and holy shit that psycho face at the end

He looks like he's about to skin some zoomer bae alive and rape her corpse

What in the actual fuck is going on in this video.....? He sounds like he's talking about this shit in a weird sexual way and acts like he's completely off his fucking rocker

He must be doped out of his fucking mind, and what the fuck is with him keeping his eyes shut almost the whole time he's talking? He sounds like he's completely lost it. Reminds me of those videos he made where he said he had to keep his eyes closed to keep all the men around him from getting hard when he said 'hi my name is lucas' - same expression, same closed eyes, same tone of voice. Its mental

He also seems to think that a universe that is only 13 billion years old is somehow over 90 billion lightyears across

and holy shit about that 'you can taste their food in a way' even when he's talking about aliens he's obsessing over food and eating the aliens food

@Fatal Walter this one is begging for a response video