Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Blake Bumbleby said:
The time honored tradition of meeting your partner at a psychiatrist.
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I mean meeting her in a psychiatrists office would be weird enough, but nope. Psychiatric intake. For all we know, this could be someone who spends their life in and out of hospitals. In other words, a great fit for Lucas!
Lunachu said:
Maybe this will stop him perving on underage girls for a while at least.
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Optimistic as fuck.
 
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This is oddly specific language; let's analyze:

So he "met her at a psych intake", "MIGHT have a girlfriend", and she was "running fingers through his hair".

Do you remember girls running their fingers through YOUR hair, kiwis, on a first date?

Here's my analysis: An intern at the psych ward, who happened to be a young girl and was nominally friendly to the Wern, attached electrodes to his skull with adhesive grit to perform an ambulatory EEG, because he's so so fucking crazy they thought he might have epilepsy or a brain tumor.

Just a theory.

The other possibility is, the ever-charming Lucas is finally at the end of his sweetheart search. If so, lagers all around! Cheers!
 
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This is the second cow I know who tried to get with someone in a ward. I know someone whom was warded a few times for at time undiagnosed illness. Lucas would be going to state places, not the nicer ones. This person being naturally friendly was social to people and tried making friends there. It never worked out for a long depressing list of reasons.

Lots of people in the state facilities are there on holds or detoxing. It's not exactly a pretty or happy place some wards are well run most not so much but, it leads to people often bonding mostly out of fear and boredom. If indeed Lucas found some girl there it's 100% predatory I promise. Then again I'm also taking his word, something not to invest a ton of faith in. I hope @GleamingTheQ-Bert is more correct than Lucas is sunk to trying to get in the pants of mentally ill.
 
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Speaking of lyrics...
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I'm not sure if this has been asked before, but is Lucas some sorta evolved form of the loveshy subspecies? He seems to exhibit all their usual traits, but he's also a whole different level of crazy. We have Kentray, and he's the quintessential loveshy. The next step up seems to be Jared Cheeseman who has been slowly unravelling as time goes. Then I would assume that Lucas would probably be the final stage. I would consider Elliot Rodger the ultimate evolution in terms of loveshys, but that takes a lot of work and money, and I doubt any of these current loveshys, let alone Lucas, have enough to reach that stage. The worse we'll get from Lucas is probably an attempted stabbing spree which would utterly fail due to his poor physical condition.
 
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
I'm not sure if this has been asked before, but is Lucas some sorta evolved form of the loveshy subspecies? He seems to exhibit all their usual traits, but he's also a whole different level of crazy. We have Kentray, and he's the quintessential loveshy. The next step up seems to be Jared Cheeseman who has been slowly unravelling as time goes. Then I would assume that Lucas would probably be the final stage. I would consider Elliot Rodger the ultimate evolution in terms of loveshys, but that takes a lot of work and money, and I doubt any of these current loveshys, let alone Lucas, have enough to reach that stage. The worse we'll get from Lucas is probably an attempted stabbing spree which would utterly fail due to his poor physical condition.
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His mother confirmed that he has diagnosed schizophrenia or schizotypal personality disorder, I'm not sure which.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
So what happened with the lice-combing psych-intake millennial 'o love? Enquiring minds want to know! :)
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I think that's old news, now. Lucas is back to whining about how he cant get anyone to go for coffee with him. The funny thing about all of this, is getting a date in itself is easy. It's the dating part that you have to try not to blow. Imagine (just bear with me) he managed to get a casual coffee date from one of the many dating sites he's had profiles on. I feel like Lucas would assume a "yes" to a coffee date is instant relationship.

What are the chances that the date would end with him begging for sex, the girl awkwardly trying to get the NOPE across without being a dick, and then Lucas just screaming about how its been FIVE YEAAAARS.
 
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Someone posted this along with two long comments ill post screenshots of in a min but i can't get these links to work someone halp

"Why did you delete the evidence of your predatory pedophilia? Truth hurts, eh?
Here's Lucas Werner attacking and soliciting underage girls. Also him being a fucking creep and stalking girls

https://gyazo.com/4e7bd7db3ede1cca6a656e2488c2ce74

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https://gyazo.com/7f383f4d6e3f1c3fcb0940c693d60052?
You also sent this dick pic to a 15yr old child https://gyazo.com/b3ae4c08401f167788d1900d79fcd087
Also here is his MRSA infected microdick he sent a child. https://gyazo.com/09bc70dafe4768b4fa507051ae8788c6? "

Sorry for the double post but im on here on my phone and editing to add image files is a bitch on here. Heres the other two loooong comments
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