Myrna is the #1 troll ever. My God she probably spoke the truth as Lucas was begging to get back under Mommy's roof.
His dialysis story never added up and a few of you brought up different ideas like Lucas being an unreliable narrator some conditions he could get off it etc. I suspected he never stopped and this hints I was correct he hides a lot but he's stupid.
Lucas is really fucking dumb and Myra is losing it. Neither of them probably are aware this was good-bye. Despicable people so I can't feel pity.
From quick WebMD and additional info to what's posted . Lucas can not get be better the 15 years he has from the start of stage 4 assumed patient compliance. We know Lucas doesn't as well as other serious medical issues. Plus even if he went 100% into self control his meds cook his organs he's at risk for liver failure being how pilled up he is/was. He's posted his own cocktail and it was basically enough to keep a rhino in a daze.
Lucas probably won't see 50 and if he does it's all on the US tax payers. As said though he will not be getting a transplant, id pay for a video when he gets told he won't be on the list. But as said he'd look at new kidneys as a free pass and waddle off to the 7-11 for energy drinks.
It's funny how Lucas is so food focused a dinner date is the worst he can do aside no table manners and bad dollar to fun ratio. They are ALL small talk. Lucas can't do that going to a fair for example you get handed so many topics do you like roller coasters? What do you think of this highschool cover ban? Even Lucas Favorite topic food!
Man retards day out is KINO everyone in that so is clearly mentally ill. I'm actually shocked a dump like Mallon organized something as small as give the tards 5 bucks for some billiards. It looks like a dive bar and I have no idea why these people are allowed near alcohol.
I know one of his catfish will bring up his soon to be death I can't wait to see that rage out. "sorry Dr nigga Luke I need a man who can be alive for my sons" Myrna gave us some of the most important lore and owned her fat cow kid. It's very telling she didn't take him home. Larry seems to be of stable body and mind (aside marrying momma retard) and Myrna is a narc they picked Lucas up and saw the hell hole Mallon is. They saw Lucas and he's useless he won't live there for room and board. Many people of all walks moving with folks for care. Lucas they knew would make it worse and be more work. Had he shown any stability or use to Myrna they would have told the truth about Mallon and how she rescued him.
Like many of us said it was a fishing expedition. Its kinda grim dark even for these absolutely awful people but Lucas is to dumb to get he was written off for good and Myrna won't remember. I'm see first thing she did back out of ear shot was to double check he's out of the will.
I do agree the homie Jamie is the best Mallon tard and I will never end my head canon he gets absolutely huge amounts of pussy. Zoomer baes show up give him Fritos eat his ass and dip while Lucas gets nothing.
Honestly tards like that make me think about mythos of history. Zombies they are drugged up nothing that skin walkers humans kept alive by an evil power everyone else fears them hates them but that evil power has them as a weapon. I know we're close to eugenics talk and you're wondering about the lightning bolts on my jacket but, these are forgotten about unwanted souls. There's lots of disabled people who have families who care or do their own best. I'm talking The dumping ground of Mallon etc. The richest of the rich run scams and demand you and I pay for them so they can get richer. Amazon Walmart is pro EBT etc for a reason not out of the good if their heart.
For thousands of years these people who often had no say in their faults were taken in by religious groups or left to die. While Lucas loves scamming churches a mere 100 years ago. Lucas would say God isn't real and he banned from the only soup kitchen. No one would help him because he's an evil person. Now he's nothing more than a tool for Walmart because they just don't get enough money.
I think this already getting overly long even for me but
@WonderWino hit good points for his need for food for everything and his idea God is his servant, not the other way around.
I know Lucas will never admit we're right or accept reality he probably still is on a high from eating two plates of real food. But the last time he's eating anything not fit for a prisoner or seeing his blood just past meals and has a few bad years left his health will really nosed ive one and one day it'll be over. Crazy how depressing Lucas last meal with loved ones came at mid 40s and that's definitely one of the highlights of his entire wasted life. Makes me think of those dumb kids who shoot someone right after highschool and to think prom was the best day of their life as they lie in a prison ICU hooked up to machines around underpaid and hateful nurses other old farts who killed and they have it worse they aren't pure schizo that means they know how bad it is. Lias is blissfully ignorant and thinks really only trump and the Pope have caused everything wrong in his life. Granted some solace is to be taken he's very angry. Good for blood pressure esp for people with beets and obesity.
Drop dead Wern, it's what your mom wants.
