Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

Where is this wave of people egging Lucas on coming from? I have no problem with being malicious towards Lucas but this is bad for the safety of all the underage women in Spokane. I doubt it's anyone here because for the most part you guys seem genuinely horrified/concerned as well.

PSA to any of Lucas's asspatters who may be reading this: Feeding the delusions of a schizophrenic man who has a history of violent outbursts and abusing women is fucked. The guys clearly a pedophile and also mentally deranged. Don't encourage him.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Whoever is fake-supporting Lucas is currently trolling Starbucks' Facebook:

Jamey McCurdy—1 star It's bad enough that you charge $25 for a stale sandwich and a cold cup of coffee but after hearing about the emotional distress your staff inflicted on Lucas Werner I'll never give you my business again.
4 hours ago · 16 Reviews
Mortensen Nicolina Marie—1 star Never going to this starbucks again.and telling everyone in my school not to either. Because this Starbucks allows poor treatment of its customer Lucas Werner.
55 minutes ago · 3 Reviews
Al Peign—1 starLong time Starbucks customer.... bTill I witnessed the appalling treatment of another gentlemen led astray by one of your vixen succubus baristas!...Poor Lucas!
4 hours ago · 6 Reviews

Lucas Werner· 1 hr · Today has been a mixed day. I spent most the morning hyperventilating. Now a lot of my friends are on the Spokane Starbucks Facebook page standing up for me against age difference discrimination between men and women in the romantic setting we currently experience quite often on many popular free dating sites simply for being attracted, as men, to young women

 

[Roast Chicken]

It could be Lucas using sockpuppets. "Vixen succubus baristas" sounds like something he'd type.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

It could be Lucas using sockpuppets. "Vixen succubus baristas" sounds like something he'd type.

While he has all the time in the world, I don't think he's completely capable of maintaining an army of socks puppets. This seems more like trolls repeating his Wernerisms.

 

[strandedcastaway]

While he has all the time in the world, I don't think he's completely capable of maintaining an army of socks puppets. This seems more like trolls repeating his Wernerisms.

Yeah, that's definitely what it is. I don't think Lucas believes half of them because they sound so crazy, yet they're just imitating him.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

How cute, Lucas now thinks he's a victim of discrimination. For him, creep is now the new term of prejudice.

 

[lindsayfan]

check your creep privilege!

But yeah, Lucas has a bunch of weens egging him on & encouraging his worst behaviors-- as does Dan Cilley, who in some ways is even scarier than Lucas. Just goes with the territory these days I guess.

 

[CallMeDoctorWerm]

.....i really hope this Vivek guy on Werner's comments is a troll....otherwise theres a guy studying medicine that thinks he should be able to fuck literal children....i mean I'm assuming that by "puberty" he means whenever a girl gets her period? If so i had a friend in 2nd grade that already had hers. So yeah CHILDREN.

 

[DrJonesHat]

.....i really hope this Vivek guy on Werner's comments is a troll....otherwise theres a guy studying medicine that thinks he should be able to fuck literal children....i mean I'm assuming that by "puberty" he means whenever a girl gets her period? If so i had a friend in 2nd grade that already had hers. So yeah CHILDREN.

He's an idiot then. Physical maturation and mental maturation are two different processes, and the first takes place far faster than the second. The brain isn't fully developed until the early 20s for women and the late 20s for men, yet physical growth is usually complete by the late teens-early 20s. Plus, reducing women to their physical ability to bear children is dehumanizing, and is in my opinion, the mark of someone who's not all that empathetic and possibly a sociopath.

 

[RWS Watcher]

Lucas thinks he is being persecuted and harassed at Starbucks.

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In reality, he claimed the teenage barista was hitting on him because she called him "funny." As such, he gave her a note. We can only imagine the insane ramblings about him shooting telomeres out of his micro dick and how he needs to fuck children to live contained in said note. I think it's such age to say that starbucks was more than justified in telling him never to come back.

Here's the whole post, detailing what went down in Lucas' own words.

Spoiler: Lucas gets banned

 

[Particle Bored]

WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO RED ROBIN? MAYBE AFTERWARD I CAN PUMP YOUR FERTILE BODY FULL OF LONG-CHAIN TELOMERES. FOR SCIENCE. YOU DON'T WANT CANCER DO YOU, BIGOT?

edit: I want someone to introduce Lucas to the concepts of evolutionary psychology that posit that various female makeup techniques are subconsciously intended to draw male attention by mimicking physiological indicators of heightened fertility. I feel like there's a lot of potential there.

 

[ZeCommissar]

Lucas was dropping gifts on Christmas Eve

 

[lemongrab]

I think I had a seizure from how horrible that "meme" is and just trying to make sense of it.
Is he still in the psych unit? They need to up the dosage.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I can never understand why these trolls seem to egg Lucas on. The man is a ticking time bomb and a violation of the Geneva convention rolled into one fat homeless package. Chances are that he's gunna snap and attempt to rape someone out of sheer sexual frustration.

Apparently he left a bad review on Starbucks yelp page, and he just had to include telomeres in it. Luckily it fell into the hidden section.

Update: Apparently the Wern's trolls may have done society a favor by exposing more people to the horror that is Lucas.

 

[NimertiS]

Oh my Gawd! I wanted to make a thread about him!

I learned about him from the "sounds .... but ok" and some "dank memes" groups on facebook, just yesterday.

He creeps me out

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Oh my Gawd! I wanted to make a thread about him!

Edit: Should I sent him a request? I'm a milennial chick afterall. And then, I can share my experience to the world... :deviant:

No. Don't be a ween. People have done the catfishing thing before, it's not funny.

 

[SpacePanther]

Oh my Gawd! I wanted to make a thread about him!

I learned about him from the "sounds .... but ok" and some "dank memes" groups on facebook, just yesterday.

He creeps me out


Edit: Should I sent him a request? I'm a milennial chick afterall. And then, I can share my experience to the world... :deviant:

Please read first sentence of the OP of the thread.

 

[NimertiS]

Please read first sentence of the OP of the thread.

You're right. I was not thinking about doing any illegal stuff, just me in my regular profile, and if he talked to me, fine.

But, I'm not gonna doing this it's time consuming and it's not worth it.

 

[SpacePanther]

You're right. I was not thinking about doing any illegal stuff, just me in my regular profile, and if he talked to me, fine.

But, I'm not gonna doing this it's time consuming and it's not worth it.

You're ok, it was more "it's already been done" and etc etc. He is a broken record for the most part.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

People are attacking the Wern in full force. After the Starbucks incident, people are sharing portions of his Facebook with others. I think we're going to see massive amounts of weening.