Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[LightEmittingDiode]

He's been deleting them like crazy but people have been making some great new memes and posting them on his page. This one was my personal favorite:

 

[Hyperion]

When it's a college town, not really. Plus it's Washington state.

The Eastern half of the state is pretty solidly conservative, which is where Spokane is.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

Lucas and college go together so well. In Olympia, his face was plastered all over Evergreen warning girls about him and to contact police or security if you see him. They even had briefings in classes after he was banned explaining how dangerous he is. Bigots.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

he has an apartment now. i mean a dungeon. please people in spokane, keep an eye out for missing teen runaways. you might find them tied up in lucas' apartment

"I got a tugboat apartment, and a tugboat income for plastic plates and hotpockets. Kids will be practically falling on my penis now."

I predict Lucas will be the next Cow that's arrested while we watch.

 

[TheBest]

You know how Lucas keeps citing the Northwestern University study for his pseudoscientific "men over 35 give stronger telomerase) belief? One of the people committing that study should talk to Lucas and tell him that he's exceptional. (It probably wouldn't change anything anyway)



"If this doesn't get me a girlfriend, you're just really pushing it now"

Sounds like a threat to the public, would be a shame if someone reported him for self harm or harm towards others.

 

[Windows10]

The Eastern half of the state is pretty solidly conservative, which is where Spokane is.

I lived on the shit side of the state for a long while before getting the hell out of dodge. It really doesn't feel as conservative as the voting populous makes it seem.

 

[mdrop22]

I lived on the shit side of the state for a long while before getting the hell out of dodge. It really doesn't feel as conservative as the voting populous makes it seem.

Really? Because it's right on the edge of the Idaho border, which is one of the most conservative states in the country, and also has the most active KKK/Aryan Nation/White Supremacist groups. but yea no it's just a commie paradise apparently.

Anyway, Lucas' new apartment has been discovered. Someone has posted pics of the inside of the apartments (potato-quality blurry pictures but still show the layout) as well as his full new address (supposedly).

 

[NimertiS]

yup. his semen will add telomeres to any girl's chromosomes, making them live longer, caner free, etc. as if you can just absorb telomeres and change your DNA by rubbing it on your skin

That's a harsh way to live longer, :powerlevel: I'd rather an hero myself :powerlevel:

 

[Windows10]

Really? Because it's right on the edge of the Idaho border, which is one of the most conservative states in the country, and also has the most active KKK/Aryan Nation/White Supremacist groups. but yea no it's just a commie paradise apparently.

Even Spokane makes fun of Idaho. Most Spokanites are only concerned about Coeur d'Alene and Silverwood Theme Park.
I lived in Spokane for 7+ years. Trust me when I say even Spokane doesn't take Idaho seriously.

EDIT: forgot to mention thanks 4 the deets.

 

[Ludger]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-alleges-starbucks-banned-him-173304581.html

Lucas made it to yahoo news today!

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

Most Spokanites are only concerned about Coeur d'Alene and Silverwood Theme Park.

Lucas was originally Catfished to Coeur d'Alene. After all this speculation over how he would be dealt with, it's a real shame he couldn't get his check there and stayed.

 

[mdrop22]

Even Spokane makes fun of Idaho. Most Spokanites are only concerned about Coeur d'Alene and Silverwood Theme Park.
I lived in Spokane for 7+ years. Trust me when I say even Spokane doesn't take Idaho seriously.

EDIT: forgot to mention thanks 4 the deets.

At least we can both agree Idaho sucks.

Here's some more speculation on Lucas' location - I guess the original guess may be wrong. These local groups are going hard on researching everything they can on him.

 

[cuddle striker]

At least we can both agree Idaho sucks.

Here's some more speculation on Lucas' location - I guess the original guess may be wrong. These local groups are going hard on researching everything they can on him.

yeah locals are fed the fuck up.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

At least we can both agree Idaho sucks.

Here's some more speculation on Lucas' location - I guess the original guess may be wrong. These local groups are going hard on researching everything they can on him.

Someone else said Buder Haven which is also run by Catholic Charities for the mentally ill.

 

[LovelyParadox]

At least we can both agree Idaho sucks.

Here's some more speculation on Lucas' location - I guess the original guess may be wrong. These local groups are going hard on researching everything they can on him.

This application for Buder Haven lists every unit/building that is provided by Cathloic Housing Community. Eligibility requirements can cut the list down.
https://www.catholiccharitiesspokan...016-Tax Credit-Application-PreApplication.pdf

 

[boxesofcrew]

Is he just sticking to youtube now? Haven't seen anything new on either of his FB's or his twitter since last week.

 

[LovelyParadox]

I may be wrong but I've noticed people are posting about not knowing his new location. If you view his newest video "Come to LONG TELOMERE DADDY," and pay attention to the outside homes, it looks like Fahy West Apartments, 1523 W Dean Ave, Spokane, WA. Just type in the address with Google street view and it looks pretty much the same minus the snow.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

Lucas is undercover. https://m.facebook.com/alex.mack.359778?fref=nf&pn_ref=story

 

[Fiveseven15]

he's been blowing up youtube.

he obviously hasnt had sex with suzanne, he mentions 'testicles being inside you' and 'sex takes place in the pee hole

 

[mdrop22]

Someone is already messaging the Phoenix House place about him, so we'll see if it turns out to be true soon enough.