He's simply too stubborn to get the hint that no woman wants to fuck him, at this point he might be on par with Chris Chan in the creepiness factor. I mean he's SO desperate to get laid that he might actually abduct a girl off the street with a "Free Telomerase" sign carved into the side of the van.
Things I've noticed recently about Lucas:
1. Despite his huge, fat-ass frame,
he has the tolerance of a little girl. We all remember he blamed the domestic violence charge levied by Suzanne on "throwing a glass at a wall" in a restaurant, and said it was her fault for "giving him too many caffeinated sodas"?!?! What are you, 6? A couple glasses of watered-down Coke and you go berserker on your old hump.....the only chance you ever had at a relationship, and therefore, sex. In this new video splurge, he shares the opinion that "one shot of alcohol is ok, but two shots.....not so ok". Really? His 275 pound ass can't handle two shots? Also, he goes to Starbucks to pick up teenage baristas and orders....hot chocolate. Because an espresso or even a cup of Holiday Blend would probably make him too excited. He's literally a little girl. We all know how sexy it is to see a giant wall of stinking psycho-meat nursing his cocoa and Ripper-scrawling about how Betsey from the nightshift needs a telomerase facial to get rid of her incipient pre-adolescent acne. Eat shit, pedo.
2. He is still as naive and easily catfished as early OPL: in today's vids, he literally went from discussing why a "lawyer about the Starbucks case"
might contact him, to (in short order, no less!) convincing himself that there is NO other possibility than that the "lawyer" (Kiwi? Ween? Who knows?!) is ready to do some Pro Bono work which will result in a multi-million dollar settlement for Lucas on the grounds of "discrimination", and, yes, a HATE CRIME having been committed against him by Betsey Lu and her shift manager. Because calling Creepy Werner creepy is the same as calling a google a google, or a faggot a faggot. Uh-huh.
3. For all his pseudo-scientific posturing, he's dumb as hell. If he didn't drop this retarded spiel on every girl about being blue-balled for 5 years, having been Lucas the Hutt, his telo-magic youth yogurt, etc., he might actually incrementally improve his chances of not spending his life angry masturbating into a pillowcase. Unlikely, but at least he wouldn't immediately come off as The Supreme Gentlemen's less-charismatic cousin.
4. He really IS a misogynist. He really hates women; not in a bullshit SJW way, but legit. He can barely contain himself from calling them all whores and bitches, and he imagines bizarre, paranoid fantasies of secret 5 am Starbucks-bathroom threesomes, seemingly organized for no other reason than to exclude and irritate the noble Wern. Seriously, it's all in the new vids. If anyone stops for a second and thinks they might feel sorry for the Wern, that maybe he's a schizo who was badly parented, and that maybe he needs a sympathetic ear or a good woman to turn it all around......Let me reassure you, these new videos will make all those sympathetic thoughts go right the fuck away. Lucas is one of the most hilariously pathetic, hateful pieces of shit on the 'farms. He deserves whatever justice and retribution comes his way, and the fam deserves all the giggles he gifts us with.
TL; DR The new vids are gold: Milk makes Lucas fart, and he's a piece of shit.
