Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

We have words like "jailbait," just about everyone can finish the quote "the best thing about high school girls is..." and barely legal teenage porn/schoolgirl fetish remains two of the most popular categories, ever.

Let's not pretend that society hasn't normalized grown adults fucking teenagers for years before this website even existed.
 
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Argonian Scum said:
We have words like "jailbait," just about everyone can finish the quote "the best thing about high school girls is..." and barely legal teenage porn/schoolgirl fetish remains two of the most popular categories, ever.

Let's not pretend that society hasn't normalized grown adults fucking teenagers for years before this website even existed.
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I don't see how "normalization" suddenly makes it okay, but sure. Whatever fits your narrative.
 
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Argonian Scum said:
We have words like "jailbait," just about everyone can finish the quote "the best thing about high school girls is..." and barely legal teenage porn/schoolgirl fetish remains two of the most popular categories, ever.

Let's not pretend that society hasn't normalized grown adults fucking teenagers for years before this website even existed.
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Making a joke, is one thing or even admiring Lucas is a dangerous predator and has nothing to do with any movements or anything he's just a crazy guy who wants to put his dick in a 12 year old.

Don't get side tracked on AOC, agism etc.
 
That sound you guys heard was the point sailing several feet past your heads. :\
This shit isn't new, that's all I'm saying, and I'm not saying it's OK either. I don't understand all this shrieking about DUH SJWS and modern moral decay when most people have been quietly nodding along to ephebephile crap for years and will continue doing it once Lucas is inevitably behind bars/dead/in the nuthouse.
 
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Argonian Scum said:
That sound you guys heard was the point sailing several feet past your heads. :\
This shit isn't new, that's all I'm saying, and I'm not saying it's OK either. I don't understand all this shrieking about DUH SJWS and modern moral decay when most people have been quietly nodding along to ephebephile crap for years and will continue doing it once Lucas is inevitably behind bars/dead/in the nuthouse.
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Who cares?
 
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I've been following Lucas's saga for a few weeks; I'm curious if this burst of infamy might cause him to abandon Spokane if possible. That is, if he hasn't already spent all of his however-many dollars on Red Robin.
 
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That sound you guys heard was the point sailing several feet past your heads. :\
This shit isn't new, that's all I'm saying, and I'm not saying it's OK either. I don't understand all this shrieking about DUH SJWS and modern moral decay when most people have been quietly nodding along to ephebephile crap for years and will continue doing it once Lucas is inevitably behind bars/dead/in the nuthouse.
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We're here to point fingers and laugh at him, not to have a philosophical discussion about "the beauty of youth" and other pedophile favorites.
 
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I've been following Lucas's saga for a few weeks; I'm curious if this burst of infamy might cause him to abandon Spokane if possible. That is, if he hasn't already spent all of his however-many dollars on Red Robin.
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hope so. found this thread while looking for more info/images for a few local business owners. the coffee shops and such (businesses with younger women as employees) here are all talking about ways to stay alert to him if he comes in and how to handle it.

it'd be better if he left town at this point.
 
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At least six of my friends shared the Lucas story, and none of them know who he is but want him dead. Jesus.

I know it's probably unlikely he would actually ever be able to pull himself some jailbait, but I still feel.....off about the fact he's still left to his own devices as he slowly decays.

At least put the guy on a farm somewhere, let him play with the rabbits. Maybe then he'll shut up about little girls.
 
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I was reading this thread last week and was surprised to see an article about this guy in yesterday's Daily Mail. Is this the first time one of the cows went global?
 
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It sounds like a very possible thing after this burst of popularity, Lucas will be pretty much city banned. I don't know the area or WA state, from posts before there are not a lot of shelters or care places for him.

If love quest is over in Spokane where does he have to go? Or is he going to just stuck outside brooding? Will this push to arrest saga? Will he pull a Chris Chan and try to evade bans using children's toy sunglasses?
 
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It sounds like a very possible thing after this burst of popularity, Lucas will be pretty much city banned. I don't know the area or WA state, from posts before there are not a lot of shelters or care places for him.

If love quest is over in Spokane where does he have to go? Or is he going to just stuck outside brooding? Will this push to arrest saga? Will he pull a Chris Chan and try to evade bans using children's toy sunglasses?
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I have no idea. The smart thing to do would head to a large, mostly liberal city like Portland or Seattle. But Lucas is not a smart man. So who knows what his next move is. I'm going to laugh my ass off if he heads east instead of west...something tells me Idaho and Montana residents will be even less welcoming when he starts hitting on their high school daughters.
 
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the plan among local businesses is to immediately send any men or older staff to assist him if he comes in, and to 86 him if he loiters.

the coffee shop next to my place sometimes has younger women working alone, they're going to text us if he walks in so that they won't be alone with him until police arrive.

basically the whole town is watching him like a hawk at the moment. if he goes east he's in peril for sure- Washington has decent benefits and medical coverage and all, Idaho and Montana do not. he's better off back to the west, Seattle maybe- harborview takes a lot of involuntary admissions there and the state medical covers it.

edited to add: there aren't a lot of resources for the homeless here, as said earlier it's a more moderate city in a blue state. the few shelters here are all religious charities. there's only one free clinic I know of (CHAS, affiliated with the Catholic hospital) but in Seattle he'd have ten tent cities and a dozen shelters to choose from. also, it's been icy wicked cold here, unlike the rainshadow to the west.
 
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