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Handwriting is way too clean.
He said it was for being suicidal, so yeah probably because he found out that chick was dating somebody.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Definitely not him. Way too lucid. Not to mention, that handwriting is very different from Wern's chicken scratches
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Agreed, though I do think I recall Lucas mentioning once that Susanne bought him a guitar that I'm sure he immediately lost interest in and never touched other than the momentary narc high he got from pretending it fit with his "outsider performance artist" shtick and how he was totally going to learn to play (like how he looks into Veganism/bodybuilding/becoming a scientist etc). But no banjo as far as I remember.
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The Banjo is a Flatbill instrument if ever I saw one.
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Perhaps he was trying to be the very kurt cobain clone that he reees about all the flatbills being. Can you imagine hobo lucas sitting on a street corner playing the guitar really shitty for change trying to get clinkerdaggers. He'd get robbed for the money and the guitar very quickly by other hobos
and if by chance he did have a banjo....you just know there would be a squeal like a pig wern moment at some point
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It's Wednesday, my dudes. And we haven't heard from fat horror cow, Lucas Werner in 3 days. He was last talking about "emptiness that can only be filled by you". I wonder if he chimped out and threatened suicide again and got sent back to the laughing academy? Maybe his kidneys sent him to the regular hospital?
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I wouldn't be surprised if he spazzed out again and went right back. It wouldn't be the first time he's done that. Either that or got in trouble for pissing people off and being disruptive about it and is keeping quiet for awhile
Lucas better be careful. He doesn't want to end up spending christmas in the nuthouse and missing whatever passes for christmas dinner at mallon place
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Well he’s back and he’s crying
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He posted another one shortly after:
Holy shit he's pissed. Mallon place legit needs to make him calm the fuck down cause thats getting real, real close to a serious incident that isn't going to end well for anyone involved
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Legitimately scary behavior. We’ve all seen what happens when he does this.
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These kinds of videos are part of his lead up to a complete chimp out in public.
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All I want for Christmas is fucking content, I wish for a return to the golden age, and I am getting tentatively hopeful with how angry he seems in that last video.
Come on, Lucas, chimp out! A Christmas miracle like that might convince me to believe in a god lol
Come on, Lucas, chimp out! A Christmas miracle like that might convince me to believe in a god lol
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Sorry to hear Conan stole your 'bitch' Wern.
Isn't he like knocking on death's door with his recent health update? Amazing he's still fixated on his incel quest even to the end. I really hope he gives us one last chimp out before he dies
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Lmfao. New videos??? We're so back.
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He also seems to think trump lost the popular vote for some reason. The fuck is he talking about? The dems freaked out because trump won the EC and the popular vote, rather largely at that
Also that camera shaking holy shit
Hey Lucas Colby Werner -- the Mallon Place Creeper, why don't you go up to the guy and tell him off to his face. You won't because you are chicken shit coward. You act like you can claim the woman belong to you.
You can't face the Truth, she knows you are a creeper and never wanted you for a boyfriend. She is choosing to hang out with the other guy.
She made the choice, her choice is Not you, and as every other woman it will never be you.
You can't face the Truth, she knows you are a creeper and never wanted you for a boyfriend. She is choosing to hang out with the other guy.
She made the choice, her choice is Not you, and as every other woman it will never be you.
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Oh we’re so back!
Please Lucas take control and let them all know you won’t stand for this.
Please Lucas take control and let them all know you won’t stand for this.
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I would like to buy a 12-pack for the toothless MEGA bro that swooped right into Lucas's blossoming relationship and stole the girl of his dreams. Kissing her in front of Lucas. Probably having some wild schizosex in the next room over, while Lucas rants at an unspoken "bro code" violation. What a fucking Chad.
I have to imagine there'll be consequences of some sort if these videos pop up Mallon Place's radar. Idk if he'd be at risk for getting expelled (yet), but Lucas absolutely needs to be separated from Chad and Stacey at this point. Nothing good can come from him being in the same viscinity
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I still desperately want another video of somebody calling him on his tough guy talk, preferably ending with fisticuffs 
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As always lucas has no idea he's being trolled even when its blatantly obvious. Shit like this makes him sound completely unhinged and its going to get him into trouble if mallon place ever finds out about it. Particularly when by his own admission its aimed at an actual fellow resident
He's reeeing his way toward another hobo saga at this rate. Lucas has alot to lose by acting like this. Not that i'm surprised, this is always what happens when lucas gets too comfortable in a housing situation, he starts getting entitled and doing stupid shit until he pushes too far and gets kicked out
At this rate I can see him ending up provoking a fight with the other guy by giving him looney threatening looks and acting strange around both him and the woman. Lucas giving them the stink eye or getting overheard making these videos could lead to one of them popping off at him real easy
Still, I suspect it'll go more like a repeat of his incident in the nursing home with the nurse, screaming psychotically at his perceived rival for her affections. You'd think even lucas would remember how that ended for him. Then again, lucas is the walking definition of the definition of insanity
Gee, comparing this woman to a nazi, calling her eva braun and working himself into angry screaming rants again. This will totally end well for him i'm sure. If I didn't know better i'd wonder if he actually had a touch of BPD. This kind of behavior sounds eerily like the devaluation they tend to do about people when they engage in that black and white thinking over some minor bs and that other person becomes the enemy to them
@Fatal Walter should save these videos for the next wern video. Theres some prime classic wern lunacy happening tonight. and the day before the epic games giveaways start. Christmas really did come early this year apparently
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