Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Teeth and all -- You Creeped her out. That is what it's about.

NOOOO it must be that they are both METH ADDICTS! That's right, its those damn junkies who hoarding women! Lucas is plenty good! No other reason a woman would *checks notes* leave the room with another man than Meth & Mayga!

Also, what are the odds this woman isn't even dating this other guy? Just used his invite as an excuse to get out of the room with Lucas, and of course Lucas makes everything about sex.
 
NOOOO it must be that they are both METH ADDICTS! That's right, its those damn junkies who hoarding women! Lucas is plenty good! No other reason a woman would *checks notes* leave the room with another man than Meth & Mayga!

Also, what are the odds this woman isn't even dating this other guy? Just used his invite as an excuse to get out of the room with Lucas, and of course Lucas makes everything about sex.
I don't think they are dating. Lucas became a pest so the guy is running interference to keep the Creeper off her back. Of course to Lucas it means sex.
 
Teeth and all -- You Creeped her out. That is what it's about.

Somehow I suspect that lucas is making up the meth thing again. Thats his usual accusation for people he doesn't like. and not to mention the same thing he started saying before the whole blackmail incident. Way to repeat history there lucas. He's also talking like he's about 40 - 50 years out of date. 'kicking it' and 'pretty swell dude' are not statements zoomers will relate to all that well. Thats right up there with him calling people 'cool cats' like some black guy in 1975

Also lol at tom petty playing in the background. Either that was deliberate on his part as some kind of subtle message that lucas has no intention of backing down from this looney situation or its the funniest coincidence thats come out of his ranting so far. Part of me wonders if it was a legit voices on the wind moment caught on camera that prompted him to do the video

She'll gladly take no teeth over no cock, no brain, no self awareness, no job and no chance of it being in the cards

Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Also, what are the odds this woman isn't even dating this other guy? Just used his invite as an excuse to get out of the room with Lucas, and of course Lucas makes everything about sex.
Exceptionally high I suspect. Lucas has a history of assuming any people who he sees together outside of job related shit that are opposite genders are automatically either having sex or trying to, to the point he was recording groups of students at SCC who were obviously either studying or doing a group project together and reeeing about how greedy they were cause they were having sex. Lucas has likely seen some random interactions this woman has with his rival and assumed a relationship. The timing alone should imply that. Why would they suddenly be in a relationship after he came back from the funny farm? As usual lucas came out nuttier than when he went in. Either that or they are 'dating' in the sense they're just trying to make lucas think they are hoping he fucks off. If so they're in for a surprise at some point
 
Why would they suddenly be in a relationship after he came back from the funny farm? As usual lucas came out nuttier than when he went in. Either that or they are 'dating' in the sense they're just trying to make lucas think they are hoping he fucks off. If so they're in for a surprise at some point
From what he said it was seeing them together when he got out of the hospital sent him to the funny farm.

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From what he said it was seeing them together when he got out of the hospital sent him to the funny farm.

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Indeed, I meant the trip to the hospital but yeah. Point is the timing seems convenient and it should be a red flag for everybody at mallon place that two residents dating is enough to send another one into enough of a breakdown that he needs to go to the psych ward. Frankly that right there should have gotten him removed from mallon place for the safety of everyone involved. You'd think an unstable loon like lucas working himself up into a tizzy like that about other residents would raise some alarm bells for safety. Really does speak volumes about what an absolute shithole mallon place must be that hes still allowed there at all
 
Also, what are the odds this woman isn't even dating this other guy?
Possibly not, but I choose to believe they are. Hopefully they're publicly snogging on the regular and he just has to sit there and watch it happen.

In fact, I hope Lucas Werner falls into an alternate reality where every time he looks a woman, a toothless maga supporter immediately appears and swoops her right in front of him, ideally while saying something along the lines of "Thank you God and Jesus for bringing us together. Amen".

Then he'd go back to his tard home, and they'd announce to everyone that the only thing they'll be serving from then on is limited quantities of raw vegetables.

That is my hope.
 
Frankly that right there should have gotten him removed from mallon place for the safety of everyone involved.
Either this is a literal Zero Fucks Given Bedlam-style operation of they're getting additional funding specifically to keep Lucas off the street to the point it's profitable to turn other needy people away in order to accommodate his fat ungrateful ass.
 
Either this is a literal Zero Fucks Given Bedlam-style operation of they're getting additional funding specifically to keep Lucas off the street to the point it's profitable to turn other needy people away in order to accommodate his fat ungrateful ass.
Mallon is just a crap facility. I don't believe the LaPlante's (owners) are getting additional funding specfically for him.
 
We all have speculated that Lucas has dentures. I think he does. If so, this is even more funny.
He admitted it years ago since apparently he lost his front teeth due to some accident/injury when he was young. I thought the plastic uncanny look that his teeth have, given how poor his hygiene is, was a dead giveaway. If Lucas had real teeth they'd have rotted from all the time he spent as a hobo not showering
 
He admitted it years ago since apparently he lost his front teeth due to some accident/injury when he was young. I thought the plastic uncanny look that his teeth have, given how poor his hygiene is, was a dead giveaway. If Lucas had real teeth they'd have rotted from all the time he spent as a hobo not showering
And all the shit he eats. Sugar and carbs, sugar and carbs, sugar and carbs. The only thing modestly decent dental-wise is cheese.
Furthermore, if Lucas doesn't shower often and doesn't wash his hands after pissing in the sink, we have little reason to believe he brushes his teeth 2 times a day, flosses and rinses with mouth wash after a night of binging shitty gas station snacks.
 
like as @WonderWino brought up earllier, the Creep to save face is using the same type story he did at Pioneer Pathway. The woman he wanted went with the other guy because of meth. Now he doesn't want her and can get someone better.



“I can get someone better.”

Luke, I know you’re reading this: you’ve been single for like a decade and a half at this point. For the better part of twenty years the female half of the human species has looked at you and said, “absolutely the fuck not.”

That will never change.
 
like as @WonderWino brought up earllier, the Creep to save face is using the same type story he did at Pioneer Pathway. The woman he wanted went with the other guy because of meth. Now he doesn't want her and can get someone better.



Those videos are so full of cope that it’s almost like we’re reaching new depths of pathetic. He says he’s over it. I’ll believe it when I see it. I wonder how many more videos he’ll make about her just today.
 
As funny as it is to laugh and say that Lucas is so unappealing he lost a girl to a toothless meth addict, I think she only went with him because she's a meth addict too. She probably would go with and fuck whoever can get her meth. I kind of agree with him there. If Lucas bought her meth she probably would be fucking him right now. But I mean he still was crying over her for weeks making countless videos crying over a meth addict and that's hilarious.
 
As funny as it is to laugh and say that Lucas is so unappealing he lost a girl to a toothless meth addict, I think she only went with him because she's a meth addict too. She probably would go with and fuck whoever can get her meth. I kind of agree with him there. If Lucas bought her meth she probably would be fucking him right now. But I mean he still was crying over her for weeks making countless videos crying over a meth addict and that's hilarious.
We know the Creep keeps up with this thread. He read here where it's been brought up that him saying he lost out to a toothless guy makes the toothless guy be better than him. He is using the "story" about the meth to try to undo that he made himself be inferior to a toothless guy.

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It shows he doesn't want the woman anymore by still going after the MAGA toothless guy. Now the MAGA that broke the "bro code" and stole his woman is a rapist too,

 
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like as @WonderWino brought up earllier, the Creep to save face is using the same type story he did at Pioneer Pathway. The woman he wanted went with the other guy because of meth. Now he doesn't want her and can get someone better.



So now they're both meth heads. Yeah he definitely made the meth thing up. and if he's so over her why has he been reeeeing like a psycho in all these videos about her. Makes me wonder if he got a talking to from somebody about his behavior. or expects to if he didn't try to make people think hes not into her. He clearly is. Lucas doesn't stop obsessing over a woman once he's locked on to one. Its why he always gets into trouble eventually

Plus lucas has forgotten that he has dentures as well so the toothless stuff just paints him as more of a manipulative liar and a stupid one at that. Not to mention 'i'm a psychotic, morbidly obese pedo with failing kidneys, a stalking and DV history and an admitted criminal history that puts out free candy signs for teen girls and has MRSA but hey at least i'm not toothless' isn't exactly a good selling point for yourself

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He posted another video. Still on about trump being a pedo and supposedly being on epsteins client list. Except there is no evidence he was, every evidence he was not and nobody has actually seen this list

Also lucas, the guy who admitted multiple times to being a pedo himself is accusing others of being a pedo
 
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