Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

This was actually a pretty fun subject
For those who might not have noticed, lucas outed his 'rival' in posts covered in this video as well. She is victoria, lucas mentioned her hooking up with the guy for a cigarette fix as one of his many copes and then inadvertently admitted that her her cigarette connection is a guy named johnny
 
Lucas's inability to be productive, self sufficient, can't even take care of himself means modern women and men got it all wrong.

The modern male wants to define himself as an alpha male while having no empathy toward others

Sounds like lucas is describing himself. and he would absolutely stone a woman to death for divorcing him if he could. and holy shit lucas calling other people narcissistic pricks

Greedy, materialistic, narcissistic assholes
sounds like lucas is describing himself to a T. He has so little self awareness it makes you wonder if he even recognizes himself in a mirror sometimes
 
like as @WonderWino brought up earllier, the Creep to save face is using the same type story he did at Pioneer Pathway. The woman he wanted went with the other guy because of meth. Now he doesn't want her and can get someone better.



So he got obsessed with a girl, even if she barely knew his name, to the point that he had to go to the Puzzle Factory for sucidial ideations when she hooked up with someone else...and then proceeded to release a string of completely nuts videos and social media posts about his obsession...suddenly he "doesn't want her anymore" and "can get someone better". Righttttt....All evidence in the universe points in the exact opposite direction there buddy.

Also, one thing I will say, is that almost every time Lucas "threatens" suicide it's blatantly obvious he's trying to manipulate the system (to get off the streets or get into more permanent housing etc), or is just throwing a tantrum because he can't regulate himself and this is a way to get attention/sympathy etc. I do wonder however if there is a kernel of truth here. Not that he would ever do it for real, and I don't want him to, but if his story is at least directionally accurate (younger girl, into older guys, is trapped in very close proximity to him and probably mentally vulnerable, showed him some shred of kindness/attention) and she, in his eyes, "rejected" him for another guy who might otherwise seem like Lucas on the surface level...I could see it really sending him off the deep end. This might have seemed to him to be almost every single star in the universe aligning for him and yet...somehow...it still didn't happen and I imagine that cuts deep.
 
Also, one thing I will say, is that almost every time Lucas "threatens" suicide it's blatantly obvious he's trying to manipulate the system (to get off the streets or get into more permanent housing etc), or is just throwing a tantrum because he can't regulate himself and this is a way to get attention/sympathy etc. I do wonder however if there is a kernel of truth here. Not that he would ever do it for real, and I don't want him to, but if his story is at least directionally accurate (younger girl, into older guys, is trapped in very close proximity to him and probably mentally vulnerable, showed him some shred of kindness/attention) and she, in his eyes, "rejected" him for another guy who might otherwise seem like Lucas on the surface level...I could see it really sending him off the deep end. This might have seemed to him to be almost every single star in the universe aligning for him and yet...somehow...it still didn't happen and I imagine that cuts deep.
He has also threatened suicide to try and manipulate women thinking 1 of them will fall for it and become his girlfriend. He may have tried that here too. Threatening to off himself thinking it would get the woman back to him.
 
We know the Creep keeps up with this thread. He read here where it's been brought up that him saying he lost out to a toothless guy makes the toothless guy be better than him. He is using the "story" about the meth to try to undo that he made himself be inferior to a toothless guy.

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It shows he doesn't want the woman anymore by still going after the MAGA toothless guy. Now the MAGA that broke the "bro code" and stole his woman is a rapist too,

"Trump is a pedophile! Biden is a pedophile!" cries Lucas, who famously made memes advocating the age of consent be lowered to 13.

"I not a pedophile, I'm not a rapist, and I'm not a liar!"
Lucas you are all three of those things.

Lucas's inability to be productive, self sufficient, can't even take care of himself means modern women and men got it all wrong.

Broke: Alpha Chads versus Beta Cucks
Woke: Celestially-Aged Mature Daddy Silverbacks versus Credit-card Car-driving Agephobe Honey-Hoarding Flatbills
 
Unfortunately, I don't think he's going to have a meltdown like some people seem to think, but I do think he'll spend Christmas day obsessing over her and spamming cope videos like the petty little bitch everyone knows Lucas is. "He stole my property, but then I start to think, maybe she's everything I virtue signal about online. Maybe I'm not the problem. I'm the victim in all this and not an obese lying hypocritical pedophile"
 
Another one. “Money and power” nonsense, like always, he is hitting a lot of the classics. I do wonder why he is out wandering around at night more often. Probably to get away from mega Chad John and Victoria (name?), but I figured Mallon Place had a curfew.

"A 46 year old stole my 25 year old and I'm a little pissed at that, but then I started to realize, hey maybe she's a Republican. You know what I mean?"
 
Unfortunately, I don't think he's going to have a meltdown like some people seem to think, but I do think he'll spend Christmas day obsessing over her and spamming cope videos like the petty little bitch everyone knows Lucas is. "He stole my property, but then I start to think, maybe she's everything I virtue signal about online. Maybe I'm not the problem. I'm the victim in all this and not an obese lying hypocritical pedophile"
Give it time. Lucas always loses his shit and fucks up his housing sooner or later. Its only a matter of time

VoidFace said:
Another one. “Money and power” nonsense, like always, he is hitting a lot of the classics. I do wonder why he is out wandering around at night more often. Probably to get away from mega Chad John and Victoria (name?), but I figured Mallon Place had a curfew.
Clearly he got in some shit from making the videos in his room, probably overheard by his neighbors and got a few complaints so he's going outside to ree without them hearing it. Not that it'll stop him from doing it at mallon place for very long

Also when you're with your girl whether shes in a relationship with you or not

Nigger what? If shes not in a relationship with you she is by definition not your girl. This is looney predatory rapist talk. So is practically in a relationship with her. and way to take a womans agency away by claiming and she'll just follow the bullshit because they'll run their game. and what the fuck?! they'll steal your chick because the modern woman has no accountability

Dumbshit is just asking for a beat down and a pepper spraying if anybody out there hears him talking like that in public

He also bs'd about his job search when asked about it in the comments of the latest video:

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"A 46 year old stole my 25 year old and I'm a little pissed at that, but then I started to realize, hey maybe she's a Republican. You know what I mean?"
He never seems to identify the girl he can't get as one of the enemy. He always associates her with Leftism, someone who should naturally be with him because of their shared values, but through some nefarious unfair means a Mega Flatbill Card Carrying BIGOT has lead her astray. It's not just unfortunate, it's unjust and further proof God hates tards doesn't exist.
 
The Creeper is "hurt" because if it wasn't for money the Gen Z baes would totally be in a daddy daughter relationship with him.

“Daddy-daughter relationship”
“own economic class or above”
“You have a car but call yourself a socialist!”

Every Wern bingo card is going to be filled by Christmas, at this rate.
 
I feel like I know almost nothing about what's really happening with the Victoria/John situation because of the way Lucas filters everything through his weird personal framework of preconceived ideas that he tries to force everything and everyone to fit. Probably in reality politics has very little to do with things, we have no evidence that John is actually a "Mayga" except Lucas says he is, or that Victoria is a leftist except that Lucas expects/assumes every young woman to be one. It's just so weird how he has to twist any event in his life to fit the type of narrative he feels comfortable and righteous inhabiting: the perfect young socialist goddess for some inexplicable reason choosing the most loathsome fascist rich douchebag over the broke but honorable true leftist daddy Lucas. If that's what he construes as always happening then he always gets to be in the right, in his own head, AND the solution is very easy: all he has to do is make a YT video (or a few dozen) explaining (or screaming) why this is wrong and hypocritical, and hope Victoria or some similar example of this archetype sees it, realizes how wrong she is, and rushes to apologize and date Lucas. I mean, no girl has realized that for what, close to fifteen years now? But, ya know, maybe this time...

It's especially bizarre to see him do this to a "rival" who is also a Mallon resident though. I don't even really understand why Lucas is once again bringing up "classism" and the sexual lure of money when the guy he's raging against is demonstrably in the same economic bottom tier as Lucas. He's even supposedly toothless, although Lucas also has some falsies iirc. I'd be very surprised if Mr. Neveryoumind has those two dreaded totems of toxic wealth, a credit card and a car. I haven't watched every minute of the new videos because I've heard Lucas rant about this stuff for years and much of it is very boring to me, but does he ever claim Toothless John has money? Or explain why he's a Maygat? From what I've seen he's leaping from the real people involved to the stereotype characters in his head with basically zero justification.

I guess the reality is too humiliating to face. The guy is starting in basically the exact same position as Lucas: living in Mallon in his forties, missing a few teeth, presumably a background of chronic poverty/homelessness and some level of physical/mental health problems, as that seems to be the population Mallon serves. But he got the girl simply because of the one big advantage he does have: he's not Lucas Werner. He wasn't oozing desperation and trying to make her fit into the weird schizo script in his head of what she's supposed to be, how this is supposed to go. Presumably he interacted with her like she was a person, not an actress cast as Idealized Young Bae.

The really fucking freaky part is that Lucas is perfectly able to continue to perform in that play without other actors. Sometimes he'll be in close enough proximity to an unfortunate young woman (typically in a psych ward or homeless shelter, so doubly unfortunate) to develop a little unrequited crush like this, and actually try to force a real person to play Idealized Bae, but other times the role is empty for years and he makes video messages addressing "Spokane". Yes, he means every young attractive woman in Spokane. Yes, really.
 
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For those who remember, this is the anniversary of the move to Spokane and the anniversary of the LA catfish. He really peaks at winter solstice
In this case its more like the werner solstice or the Ides of Wern

mothman96 said:
The Creeper is "hurt" because if it wasn't for money the Gen Z baes would totally be in a daddy daughter relationship with him.
The MAGA republicans will forget to chime in that they support trump

....What? MAGA by definition support trump. Shows lucas just spouts looney nonsense to try to manipulate people. and the cooks and cleans for him like he's his mommy is exactly what lucas wants

VoidFace said:
“Daddy-daughter relationship”
“own economic class or above”
“You have a car but call yourself a socialist!”

Every Wern bingo card is going to be filled by Christmas, at this rate.
That he thinks socialists don't have cars speaks for itself. Lucas gets stupider every time he opens his mouth. Does he think bernie takes the bus everywhere? and he seems to have forgotten the dildogaggins incident the last time he brought up 'daddy daughter' creepy shit. When creeps call you out for being a creep it should be a wakeup call
 
The second I heard “daddy daughter” and “age gap relationship” right next to each other I knew two things:

- first, that “age gap relationship” had always been a euphemism for pedophilia in Lucas, and
- second, that he’ll always be a goddamn pedo

In context this “daddy daughter” shit has always been the creepiest thing on the planet and Lucas inevitably always tells on himself like this

I feel like this video in particular is going to be a key milestone in Wernology for demonstrating these points, that he’s learned nothing and is still fundamentally the same stupid perverted asshole he’s always been
 
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