Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Pedophobe]

"Fucking wokey libtard idiots"
"Wokey liberal retard garbage"

It's evolving?

 

[VoidFace]

I wonder if he already got a Mallon eviction and is just steamed.

As funny as that would be, I think that meltdown (I'm convinced it is inevitable now) will be much more epic. That meltdown will be even worse than when he got kicked out of the shelter, and then quickly followed by either weeping or a trip to the puzzle factory.

On a related note: the people who work in that facility must know Lucas by this point, right? Do you think they have a pool going on how long before he comes back? I can just imagine them calling in favors to have other people work their shifts when he shows up lol.

 

[WonderWino]

It’s hard to believe that if you go back to his homeless, or fart box, days he looks a lot better…

And was still fucking ugly.

Edit: more mooing about religion. “God doesn’t exist because I don’t get my way! Waaahhh!”

The most fucked up part about him going on this kind of looney rant about religion is he's basing it off of claims and assumptions that nobody has ever made. There is nothing in christianity that says or implies said christian god would give you what you want simply because you ask for it to prove some kind of point or show it exists. Christianity doesn't work that way, so he's starting from a nonsensical position. Now there are religions historically where you might be able to make such an argument where people tried to make deals with their gods in exchange for sacrifices and such, like the romans, norse or maybe aztec but even then he's still not making any real point as it wasn't about proving they existed and they absolutely expected something in return, which lucas never provided anyway even if he had been referring to those particular religions. Its not like lucas was burning pep sticks and bags of doritos, with some of his blood in a hobo fire pit as a sacrifice to venus or athena to get him a hot zoomer bae

Haven't watched it, yet, but we are seeing the return of long-form videos. He really is returning to form:

He sure is doing alot of projecting in that one. Calling other people domestic abusers and pedos when he's both, even by his own admission. The rant about preaching love and not getting any sounds eerily like the stuff bill from king of the hill said when he was bitching about hippies preaching free love and then never putting out when it came down to it. He sure is angry about trump being a pedo despite the fact he's not on any list, never went to pedo island and told that pedo fucker to fuck off and banned him from his properties when he started getting suspicious of him. Yet lucas himself claims to have voted for harris, who is the VP of biden, the guy who has sniffed little girls hair, inappropriately touched them in ways that made them visibly uncomfortable and literally chewed on babies on live tv. By his own statements that makes him a pedo supporter for voting for someone who is the VP of an obvious pedo, aside from the fact lucas has admitted to being a 'non offending pedo' multiple times and has a history of soliciting CP and grooming 15 and 16 year olds. That video is concerning as fuck

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LOL not surprised in the least. He's lucky he got banned from tiktok before getting the attention of the wrong anti pedo tiktoker. That wouldn't have ended well for him

I won't be too long and wordy but around @5:10 he's trying to say something and fumbles his word and Denied the holocaust LMAO LMAO LMAO. That's gonna go over well. YT loves antisemtism, and so do zoomie baes.

Yeah that was weird, I think he meant to say he denies god exists cause the holocaust happens and fucked it up but even so youtube doesn't like that shit and people watching it sure as hell won't. That little slip up could get him into some trouble with youtube. I'd laugh my ass off if he got labeled a holocaust denier over it

You actually talked to them? How are they “not in charge” of their facilities?

Yeah thats an odd thing to say. Nursing home staff are legally obligated to take steps to protect their residents in many situations. Its part of both their personal licensing for the job and part of the state licensing the facilities have. Its also a requirement of state law. To say nothing of the fact they're mandated reporters. If they're actually claiming otherwise social services absolutely needs to be notified as its a major, major violation of their licensing requirements and an admission of actively putting their residents in danger, not just in regards to lucas either

 

[VoidFace]

Yet another one of him wandering around in the dark and ranting about the usual. Has he been out and about all day or is he just leaving every time he wants to make a video so he doesn't get warned by the staff?

 

[HackerX]

Yet another one of him wandering around in the dark and ranting about the usual. Has he been out and about all day or is he just leaving every time he wants to make a video so he doesn't get warned by the staff?

Eh, one of the vids from today was inside. You hear someone beginning to speak and he ends the video. It's kinda amusing that he's anxious people might see him ranting. I assume he doesn't want to come off as crazy.

 

[WonderWino]

Yet another one of him wandering around in the dark and ranting about the usual. Has he been out and about all day or is he just leaving every time he wants to make a video so he doesn't get warned by the staff?

'He's a violent, sociopathic, abusive and manipulative hobo creep. I can change him with sex and kindness!'
'No you can't'

Even better considering lucas himself claims he's 'calm' and 'normal' when he has a girlfriend. So he's contradicting his own claims here

Also fucking lol at youtube recommending this video at the end of watching that rant of lucas's:

Sure pegged lucas right from that one. Its some religious anti porn nutter apparently who got addicted to porn from acting like an incel. Watching all these wern clips today suddenly getting recommended that as a result speaks volumes of the impression lucas is giving in his videos. Even youtube is calling him a porn obsessed incel now

Eh, one of the vids from today was inside. You hear someone beginning to speak and he ends the video. It's kinda amusing that he's anxious people might see him ranting. I assume he doesn't want to come of as crazy.

He's definitely trying to avoid another stfu faggot moment

 

[Duke Nukem]

Every day, Lucas looks more and more like a character in a Jack Chick tract designed to teach us about the spiritual dangers of over consuming junk food and pornography

Pornography of junk food sounds like something that Lucas would be into.

He's actually like a worse version of that guy from MTV who said he was addicted to porn.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Lucas is schizoposting into the void to argue against positions that only the voices in his head have ever advocated for, but I find it funny that current politics are so bitterly divided it's never been less likely that a young lefty would be openly dating a conservative.

Zoomers wouldn't fuck you if you were the last man on earth, Lucas. Your politics don't matter because your whole affect rightly sets off alarm bells for any poor woman who has the misfortune of being temporarily trapped in your orbit.

 

[mothman96]

You certainly do not make your family laugh- Mallon Place Creeper. They know your insane ranting is not comedy so don't think you are fooling your family and everyone else. Your family is very glad you are not near where you will show up at their front door. What you are doing is running the Werner name through the mud.

ETA:
"Destined to fail" -- that is your life Lucas Colby Werner.

 

[Da Dude123]

You certainly do not make your family laugh- Mallon Place Creeper. They know your insane ranting is not comedy so don't think you are fooling your family and everyone else. Your family is very glad you are not near where you will show up at their front door. What you are doing is running the Werner name through the mud.

As has been mentioned, what does he think is funny about what he has been posting? There is nothing at all comical about any of his recent videos. Really, when he claims he is being a comedian, rarely are any of his videos actually comedic at all, even most of his old videos. The only one I can think of in the past that sort of was comedic, is his "hey, baby zoom" song. Even those, I am not sure were meant to be funny.

He really thinks claiming he is being a comedian will excuse all of his autistic schizo posting. Well, he thinks wrong!

 

[Stinkyboy]

You actually talked to them? How are they “not in charge” of their facilities?

They basically said they're a conglomerate that oversees a few facilities and its up to the staff at each to deal with that kind of stuff.
I normally wouldn't contact anyone regarding lolcow shit, but i feel hes at the precipice of becoming a horrocow

 

[HackerX]

As has been mentioned, what does he think is funny about what he has been posting? There is nothing at all comical about any of his recent videos. Really, when he claims he is being a comedian, rarely are any of his videos actually comedic at all, even most of his old videos. The only one I can think of in the past that sort of was comedic, is his "hey, baby zoom" song. Even those, I am not sure were meant to be funny.

He really thinks claiming he is being a comedian will excuse all of his autistic schizo posting. Well, he thinks wrong!

He's comedic in a tragic sort of way.

 

[Bassomatic]

So Lucas is saying you can't fix people with sex. I don't think he gets WHY we're laughing when he says that.

As has been mentioned, what does he think is funny about what he has been posting? There is nothing at all comical about any of his recent videos. Really, when he claims he is being a comedian, rarely are any of his videos actually comedic at all, even most of his old videos. The only one I can think of in the past that sort of was comedic, is his "hey, baby zoom" song. Even those, I am not sure were meant to be funny.

He really thinks claiming he is being a comedian will excuse all of his autistic schizo posting. Well, he thinks wrong!

It's his only defense for this behavior, notice he waits till we all point out it's not even laugh at kinda stuff he's been saying. Basically he' been on a schizo rape thing. With his mental problems and history, we can't laugh at Lucas talking about rape. Now some people most of us farmers have dark senses of humor, and some may laugh at a rape joke.

No one would laugh when a person who hits women, tries to molest kids basically says he's going to grab a women (who is seriously mentally disabled if she's in the dump Mallon is) It's as much as a "shock Jock" excuse as pointing a gun at a stranger. There's no way anyone can think Lucas talking rapey is funny.

His family has all but disowned him, Mryna is the only one in touch and that's for her to USE him, he's a tool and not a good one. Mryna's a fucking loon anyway but she thinks talking about how good a boy her abandoned freak son is, she looks like a super mommy! Despite her enabling him and also leaving him to freeze homeless. Didn't King Roy just break radio silence to tell Lucas to chill out? If I crack a joke that makes people laugh no one tells me to shut up. Strange, it's almost like Lucas lied, again.

Lucas having the nerve to call anyone dumb when he never finished high school and failed out of college is kinda impressive.

They basically said they're a conglomerate that oversees a few facilities and its up to the staff at each to deal with that kind of stuff.
I normally wouldn't contact anyone regarding lolcow shit, but i feel hes at the precipice of becoming a horrocow

Nigga, he's been a horrorcow, check his tag. Since it's well earned I'll call you a faggot for sharing your jerkops here.

I'll let some others lay into you more but, gotta lay out more details, whom did you contact? I'm assuming the LaPlante (I kept forgetting the E on their name) org? If you're that skeeved out and worried (few others felt the barrier of safety was able to be broken because of this). Mallon is the name of the house he's in I can't see contacting them and getting that reply. I can see a brush off. But you also have to remember you're just some fgt online, if you called micky D's corp they will reach out to the franchiee, and ball rolls. I guess it's very strange that's what you heard, unless they brushed you off with a bizarre story.

Again, you were not alone about neghole pozzing in this case being maybe needed. You are a massive fucking idiot for posting it. Had you wanted to post what you heard, do some basic opsec. Roll a fake twitter, reddit etc and gloat there then link it here "looks like some ween". Now you have to wear the scarlet letter of F for faggot forever.

There's one bright side, Lucas either chimps out he's getting "swatted" or he has no immediate punishment and gloats acting worse (as his MO is when he feels safe) and then does get the boot.

Now everyone is going to start ween shit once those flood gates open.

He's comedic in a tragic sort of way.

This last batch has gone from "lol that crazy bum across the street" vibe to, ... i'm stuck on a bus with that crazy bum and his hands on my thigh. Oh yeah, since I made that analogy, remember Lucas can't drive a car what a fucking loser.

Edit: in re to that I fapped 4 times a day vid.
Lucas would like to say "lol rookie" he's been beating his dick for 15 years no pussy.

 

[mothman96]

They basically said they're a conglomerate that oversees a few facilities and its up to the staff at each to deal with that kind of stuff.
I normally wouldn't contact anyone regarding lolcow shit, but i feel hes at the precipice of becoming a horrocow

The LaPlante's (Peter and his wife Candice) own 4 ALFs/nursing homes in the Spokane area. Mallon Place is one of them. The state licenses to operate the facilities is in their name so they can't just pass the buck to the facilities. Shit hits th fan with Lucas at Mallon the state will be looking at those that hold the license.

 

[HackerX]

Now everyone is going to start ween shit once those flood gates open.

I swear to God, I'm going to be REALLY mad at the Internet if he starts begging for people to venmo him money for friend requests or videos. He's at least got to get bagged by butterfly nets or strapped to a gurney (again) first. Hell, I'd even take another trip to LA, but I need the full extent of this phase of the cycle. Idk how many more cycles he's got left in him.

 

[Bassomatic]

I swear to God, I'm going to be REALLY mad at the Internet if he starts begging for people to venmo him money for friend requests or videos. He's at least got to get bagged by butterfly nets or strapped to a gurney (again) first. Hell, I'd even take another trip to LA, but I need the full extent of this phase of the cycle. Idk how many more cycles he's got left in him.

Funny you mention that, hope Lucas doesn't know I know of a few REALLY HORNY 14 year old girls who keep telling me they like older men into Bernie. They live in Kensington area of Philly, and the other South side of Chicago.

I just don't want Lucas to go there and find these girls. That would be awful.

 

[VoidFace]

Another rant while wandering around in the dark, this time with him (I think) trying to do some kind of voice we haven’t heard for awhile.

So that makes a full day of him being outside wandering around while ranting. I still don’t believe he has been evicted, but he is clearly trying to avoid being at Mallon as much as possible lately.

 

[Da Dude123]

Another rant while wandering around in the dark, this time with him (I think) trying to do some kind of voice we haven’t heard for awhile.

So that makes a full day of him being outside wandering around while ranting. I still don’t believe he has been evicted, but he is clearly trying to avoid being at Mallon as much as possible lately.

Does Mallon Place have some sort of curfew? Also, I think @WonderWino brought up that a place like Mallon Place is probably supposed to be a sober house. Lucas probably is not supposed to be out drinking. So he is breaking the rules likely with a trip to the bar. Who knows how strict rules are enforced over there?

 

[VoidFace]

Can’t tell if he is still out wandering around, but here’s another pitch black video ranting about stuff he doesn’t understand:

 

[HackerX]

He's just jealous that Cletus has stocks. Lucas has as many degrees of separation from understanding the US economy as a kindergartner.

One of the things that amazes me is when Lucas unintentionally describes Lucas perfectly. He needs to be a case study for self-awareness. I'm not even sure he'd recognize the person in the mirror as himself. It's legitimately in the negatives.