Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[CruelGermanGirl]

Not to mention his history of stalking, throwing glasses, threatening violence and as pathetic as the attempt was, his attempt to fight dan campbell. Lucas doesn't always stop to think of the consequences of his actions or just doesn't care, like the blackmail attempt on his neighbors

Lucas is definitely one of those people who's a coward in general but put him in the right situation and he'll lose his shit and go off at somebody without thinking of the consequences at the time

Exactly.There have been plenty of murders,rapes etc done by pussies who stumbled on a victim who could not defend themselves, maybe a child, some kind of tard or zoned out druggie in the tard homes Pukas infects. Didn't he once brag about he was a good guy cos he didnt molest a passed out drunk girl in his apartment? ( in the Dan Campbell days AFAIR)

 

[Mister Fister]

Exactly.There have been plenty of murders,rapes etc done by pussies who stumbled on a victim who could not defend themselves, maybe a child, some kind of tard or zoned out druggie in the tard homes Pukas infects. Didn't he once brag about he was a good guy cos he didnt molest a passed out drunk girl in his apartment? ( in the Dan Campbell days AFAIR)

(DIS)Honorary Pajeet

 

[mothman96]

Exactly.There have been plenty of murders,rapes etc done by pussies who stumbled on a victim who could not defend themselves, maybe a child, some kind of tard or zoned out druggie in the tard homes Pukas infects. Didn't he once brag about he was a good guy cos he didnt molest a passed out drunk girl in his apartment? ( in the Dan Campbell days AFAIR)

That's because he wasn't alone with the sleeping girl. In the video it shows there was another girl in the room and also another man there too. The other man's voice can be heard in the background. I don't think it was the Creeper's apartment.

 

[A Silly Possum]

Sorry if this has been highlighted before, but I was perusing some of Lucas' older videos after watching the recent one just posted and I saw this gem:
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The most insidious part of this video isn't Lucas believe it or not. It's the fact that it has like 10x the amount of views as his normal videos just cuz it says "little girls" and maybe even "crushing" in the title. God I hate the Internet.

I assume that's what happened, however Lucas probably thinks someone is sending a mythical zoomer bae socialist mommy GF his way. The fact he didn't delete the message and responded is interesting. Lucas is in prime "manipulate me" territory ATM. I don't think I could contain myself if someone booked him another plane ticket. Ideally, Alaska or Hawaii. I'd say another country would be even more ideal, but the passport would be an issue. Imagine if he managed to get dumped somewhere like China or India. Maybe even Antarctica! A man can dream.

Being the first homeless man in Antarctica is way too badass of an endeavor for this fat faggot.

 

[HackerX]

More telomeres sperging. Telomeres is the only thing that matters. Combine all the telomeres. It's the fountain of youth. It's indisputable.

He immediately changed the subject.
"Date me. Date me now. Date me now and forever."

If you want to have children, he's there. If not, that's okay too! Don't worry though, he won't break up with you when you turn 26.

 

[Da Dude123]

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More telomeres sperging. Telomeres is the only thing that matters. Combine all the telomeres. It's the fountain of youth. It's indisputable.

He immediately changed the subject.
"Date me. Date me now. Date me now and forever."

If you want to have children, he's there. If not, that's okay too! Don't worry though, he won't break up with you when you turn 26.

He talks about how young men are pussies and won't approach women in public. What about you, Lucas? Why don't you start approaching the baby zooms at bars and wherever? Just make sure you have your headphones that are unplugged on. Do it, you lolcow! Tell em about how plenty good your sperm is. They're all socialists anyways, they would understand.

 

[WonderWino]

More telomeres sperging. Telomeres is the only thing that matters. Combine all the telomeres. It's the fountain of youth. It's indisputable.

He immediately changed the subject.
"Date me. Date me now. Date me now and forever."

If you want to have children, he's there. If not, that's okay too! Don't worry though, he won't break up with you when you turn 26.

He's dressed exactly like an actual hobo you'd see living in a box in an alley, and holy shit he's wearing the hat over the headphones like some kind of idiot child. It looks bizarre and makes his head look even more deformed

He still doesn't understand that there is no such thing as 'strong DNA' nor that mixed race kids are not only not healthier but being mixed race causes significant health issues in itself, not the least of which is making it far, far more difficult to get a donor match if you need an organ transplant at some point, plus the potential for higher chances of diabetes and high blood pressure that some races have that can be inherited. He's fixating on one idea that isn't even accurate, thinking it creates super babies while completely ignoring the fact that what he is suggesting carries its own risks and potential issues. He views genetics the same way he views dating - x is true therefore the only reason you don't want to date me must be because of x, completely ignoring the 50 reasons nobody wants to date him

and holy shit women never get approached in public anymore? Bullshit. and calling young men pussies for not approaching women? Says the guy who comes up with crackpot complicated schemes to approach women and then never does. and bitching about women sending him their cashapp asking to be spoiled? He's the one demanding money over cashapp constantly and trying to use it to charge people to answer questions or add friends on social media. The lack of self awareness there is astounding

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

More telomeres sperging. Telomeres is the only thing that matters. Combine all the telomeres. It's the fountain of youth. It's indisputable.

He immediately changed the subject.
"Date me. Date me now. Date me now and forever."

If you want to have children, he's there. If not, that's okay too! Don't worry though, he won't break up with you when you turn 26.

I think it’s hilarious that he says it’s fine if you don’t want kids, he’ll still date you… then just goes on and on about superior baby DNA as his only selling point. Seems like that thirsty guy instinct to not limit your dating pool, yet he does put all sorts of other limits on who he’s willing to date vis-a-vis age, hotness and political/religious beliefs so…??

He’ll never abandon the telomerase argument because to his tiny mind it both sells him as desirable and makes it okay to lust after much younger women. If you don’t care about Strong Baby DNA don’t worry, he will still date you, but you still have to be in peak telomerase years because… uh…

 

[Bassomatic]

This brings back the very simple question that Lucas has no reply to.

So what's he got that other guys his age doesn't if it's just his aged spooge? Guys who have jobs, don't hit women, not obese, actually socialist etc.

He's really been on a tear and getting less and less stable.

Why should he get respected as an equal? I don't mean to humble brag but I ate healthy, worked out worked and showered today. I don't need to brag these are things everyone in this thread and in the world probably did.

This mere normal life makes us better than Lucas. He's not an equal to a fucking junkyard dog. They at least provide protection. Despite shitting in the rusty trunk of a 80s El Dorado and chewing hubcaps all day.

Then again compared to Wern slop toasterbortions id prefer the hub cap.

We have seen him walk. I barely can call him a fellow bipedal. Let alone an equal. There's nothing good about The Wern. Never had never will be. It's why his family abandoned him he's banned from almost every charity and been kicked out of every place he's ever lived.

Part of me wonders if he's self aware to know he's going to be booted from Mallon soon and needs a gf to have a roof over his head?

He's definitely not medicated and I can't see him on just his kidney meds etc. if he was taking best care of himself he would have maybe 5 years left.

So that's another question aside being a loser why should a girl want you even if you had strong dna you won't be there to raise your kid (probably for best can't rape them when you're dead).

This freak is just that. A freak. It's a shame Mallon is such a dump they don't care about the danger he's bringing being litterly obsessed with a client and dropping names online and his MSRA infection.

Also lmao legitimately laughing he's showing off food pantry hauls like a person in need couldn't get that themselves. Also noticed it's junk food. Our churches pantry has run before covid and still does. We get a lot of produce and the old folks poor home we deliver that and they love it. (I do often pocket an avacado or two myself considering that my donation tithe lol).

This manic spree is great and happy for all the content but I often don't think about him unless he's in a mania spree and I really despise him. All around scum.

@Fatal Walter good work as always. I'm not joking and not trying to get senpai to notice me. But we have proof Lucas reads here and your vids. I do suggest a few screen shots from here builds the whole paranoid thing and Lucas should suffer and his rants about a "keep me sexless illuminati" would make him even more hilarious.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

and holy shit women never get approached in public anymore? Bullshit. and calling young men pussies for not approaching women?

Lucas: "we were talking and vibing and then HE JUST WALKED RIGHT UP AND SWOOPED HER FROM ME!!!"
Also Lucas: "men never approach women in public anymore!"

This brings back the very simple question that Lucas has no reply to.

So what's he got that other guys his age doesn't if it's just his aged spooge? Guys who have jobs, don't hit women, not obese, actually socialist etc.

The return of the telomerase/older daddy angle is funny, when by Lucas' own admission (which is admittedly borderline-meaningless) he allegedly lost MallonBae to a man a year older than him.

Toothless MAGA meth dealer is objectively a better father for his crush's schizo tard babies than is Lucas, by Lucas's own logic and admission.

 

[HackerX]

Do you get it through your thick skin?? LOL he's big mad because someone apparently commented that MAGA Chad was the better man.

 

[mothman96]

Note to Lucas:
Outside of your little deranged bubble (your youtube,facebook) you have no control. You cannot delete,block,hide comments in this thread, over at Wernology's channel, Fatal Walter's channel, or any other channel that posts your insanity.

Another thing --you are a negative and you'll never be viable competition against other men.

 

[Da Dude123]

Check out this comment. This was on the "Respect Me as an Equal" video. Lucas thinks the person behind the "Zoloft Sucks" account isn't messing with him and is totally into him. Even though that page posts videos of another sped like Lucas.

 

[mothman96]

Check out this comment. This was on the "Respect Me as an Equal" video. Lucas thinks the person behind the "Zoloft Sucks" account isn't messing with him and is totally into him. Even though that page posts videos of another sped like Lucas.

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But, but Zoloftsucks and JimBallzzz are the kind of people that understand when Lucas says he needs love, he needs romantic love.
Feed the Creepers insanity, and he's blind to everything else.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

when Lucas says he needs love, he needs romantic love.

Nothing says romance like a fisting!
just in time for Valentines Day!

 

[Bassomatic]

Can you picture how insanely selfish you have to be when you know your family is absolutely ashamed of you. Yet you keep spazzing out.

Your own father has to come online see a 2300+ page thread laughing at your behavior Facebook groups YouTubers etc.

Yet you still think "it's ok to creep on little girls". How insane can that be the entire world is not down with the Wern. He knows he's schizo and mentally ill he's said it he's read his diagnosis. He's still ok behaving how he does.

So another thing if Lucas wants a socialist girl and they are all fake according to him why does he keep saying that Gen Z is socialist?

MAGA Chad (still second to the homie Jamie in pimp level) is smashing guts right now while Lucas waddles around Spokane yelling into his Obama phone.

Is it just me or did this girls age also change? Lucas is an unreliable narrator and it's hard to keep track of his schizo babble.

Well said @ Pragmatist this old guy banging Lucas crush is also in the super sperm range. Lucas the Ayran gene Dr nigga should be happy. These kids won't be retarded because it's two flop house droolers but the age gap will make perfect SS soldats to purge the non whites as Baron von Werner.

I bet even if he had a guest over he has to keep his door open much like teens on a coed study hang out. Lucas being a semi ward of the state probably isn't allowed to have sex. As if that was his only barrier.

Just to rub it in I definitely plan to pipe my younger wife tonight. King Roy probably will to and so will Larry assuming your mom's not busy eating the house plants.

I really think it's also kinda funny Lucas has admitted that he's bi behind the scenes. Like out of his entire life gay is the big shame.

You could be caught in a glory hole with Elton John on the other end listening to Billy Joel music dressed like a nun and you'd still be 500x less a family shame.

 

[HackerX]

But, but Zoloftsucks and JimBallzzz are the kind of people that understand when Lucas says he needs love, he needs romantic love.
Feed the Creepers insanity, and he's blind to everything else.

It's all so silly. The man will rant and moo that God is an imaginary, yet spiteful, man that only retards believe in. But if there's the tiniest chance that an obvious troll might not be trolling him, he'll blindly hope beyond all hope they're real. The only person similar to the "hateful Christian theist bigots" he conures up is himself and his devout faith he'll get laid one day.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Check out this comment. This was on the "Respect Me as an Equal" video. Lucas thinks the person behind the "Zoloft Sucks" account isn't messing with him and is totally into him. Even though that page posts videos of another sped like Lucas.

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But if there's the tiniest chance that an obvious trollmight not be trolling him, he'll blindly hope beyond all hope they're real. The only person similar to the "hateful Christian theist bigots" he conures up is himself and his devout faith he'll get laid one day.

Lucas is thirstier than a goldfish in the desert, and about as smart as one too. If there's even the tiniest chance these trolls might actually be a woman, he's gonna hold onto hope because it's the closest thing he's gotten to positive attention from anyone for years.

 

[Stinkyboy]

It's just not in the cards for him.

 

[WonderWino]

Check out this comment. This was on the "Respect Me as an Equal" video. Lucas thinks the person behind the "Zoloft Sucks" account isn't messing with him and is totally into him. Even though that page posts videos of another sped like Lucas.

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He seriously thinks if someone video chats with him it means shes not a catfish or fucking with him. He seems to have forgotten lacie was a real person too and look how that turned out for him. Same with corinna and these days I bet he'd fall for a video call with an AI woman without being the least bit suspicious. I mean he convinced himself that the carry on infant itsnotinthecards werner wasn't obvious proof he was being catfished during the LA saga ffs. and yeah, anyone with an ounce of common sense sees the blatantly obvious trolling going on in that comment. Lucas is oblivious and no doubt would defend 'her' if anyone pointed out the obvious just like he did when he was being fucked with by actual women

Can you picture how insanely selfish you have to be when you know your family is absolutely ashamed of you. Yet you keep spazzing out.

Your own father has to come online see a 2300+ page thread laughing at your behavior Facebook groups YouTubers etc.

Yet you still think "it's ok to creep on little girls". How insane can that be the entire world is not down with the Wern. He knows he's schizo and mentally ill he's said it he's read his diagnosis. He's still ok behaving how he does.

The funny thing is lucas is actually aware of this and went out of his way to rationalize it by telling people multiple times that it didn't matter if people online 'talked shit about him' and 'downvoted his videos and posts' cause theres 8 billion people on the planet that didn't do that so they don't hate him and actually support him by not doing it