Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[HackerX]

New video, same as the old videos. Hey Lucas, setting aside the fact that no one wants to be your friend (least of all women): yeah, most people at most want to be friends with each other but not date. I've had far more success with women than you, much like every other person on the planet, and I can confidently say most women I know only want to be my friend...that isn't bad, it is regular human interaction and relationships.

It's so amazing. He's able to notice that his lack of luck with women is unique to him, but is unable to comprehend why that is. He blames women because they're bigoted theists, but I don't think he truly believes that's the reason. I honestly think he has no clue why women don't bother with him whatsoever and he just latches onto the most convenient excuse his tardbrain can conjure.

Then to his point that he doesn't understand why women will be friends, but not his chick. People can sniff out disingenuous intent when it's done by normal people, much less Lucas Werner. He can moo about how he's not overly aggressive, like the gigachad in the nursing home, and is chill around the women, but EVERYONE knows he's the thirstiest tard in the tardhome. The women know what he wants and it ruins his entire point.

Edit: More

Feels like he's starting to amp up slightly after his brief downtime. He's clearly frustrated and baffled that his genius pickup lines, handwritten attraction signs, and elongated telomeres hasn't bagged him a woman yet.

 

[WonderWino]

It's so amazing. He's able to notice that his lack of luck with women is unique to him, but is unable to comprehend why that is. He blames women because they're bigoted theists, but I don't think he truly believes that's the reason. I honestly think he has no clue why women don't bother with him whatsoever and he just latches onto the most convenient excuse his tardbrain can conjure.

Then to his point that he doesn't understand why women will be friends, but not his chick. People can sniff out disingenuous intent when it's done by normal people, much less Lucas Werner. He can moo about how he's not overly aggressive, like the gigachad in the nursing home, and is chill around the women, but EVERYONE knows he's the thirstiest tard in the tardhome. The women know what he wants and it ruins his entire point.

Edit: More

Feels like he's starting to amp up slightly after his brief downtime. He's clearly frustrated and baffled that his genius pickup lines, handwritten attraction signs, and elongated telomeres hasn't bagged him a woman yet.

I was a good boyfriend in my relationship says the guy who ended that relationship in jail after getting violent, stalking her, harassing her at work and violating a restraining order

and somehow I doubt he was making kangaroo and rabbit, let alone on the grill. Nobody in their right mind would try to bbq rabbit, it would be inedible and as dry as the sahara. Most people stew rabbit or roast it with lots of barding done to it beforehand. As for kangroo, i've had it imported and in australia (ex was australian, visited there a few times with her when she went to see family) its very easy to fuck up on the grill if you don't know what you're doing because of how lean it is. Lucas being lucas would burn the ever loving shit out of it, as we have all seen how lucas 'cooks' his meat, drenched in sauces and salt and cooked until its literally black and hard as rocks on the outside. Nobody wants to come home to that. I do however recommend aussie style bbq'd oysters in the shell

I wonder why he's even talking about kangaroo and rabbit. Both are pretty expensive and not the easiest thing to get in the US. He's never mentioned either of those things before and it comes off like he's trying to do a variation of his promises of hunting at the elk kingdom for yeeting him a bae. Like date me and you'll eat rabbit and kangaroo as if thats something most people are interested in. Lots of people don't like rabbit. Its dark, full of bones, can be a pain in the ass to prepare for serving and looks eerily like a human when you skin them. Plus they're dark meat and extremely lean and most north americans have never even tried kangaroo and probably wouldn't be too into it if they did

I was working kind of because I was cooking and cleaning her house says the guy who cleans the floor with the toilet brush by his own admission. and 'high on caffeine' from 6L of soda. He also claims she told him to get off his meds so its totally her fault. He claims he'll never go off his meds again cause he fucks everything up. He never takes meds unless he's forced to and always goes off them the first chance he gets

and holy shit comparing himself to soran trying to get back to the nexus as his version of a relationship is a bad, bad look. you know, the same soran who was willing to destroy a whole planet and get millions of people killed just to get back to a literal fantasy land where he got everything he wanted. Not exactly something you want to compare yourself to

Admits he thinks jesus never existed, admits this is a fringe claim but says 'its what sam harris believes. Sam harris doesn't say that and is a buddhist

It wasn't a restraining order it was a no contact order he says as if that makes a difference. and and then I have 6L of cola in one day and have a crack attack like i'm on cocaine or something like that

That one needs to be archived

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas is really on a "I'm plenty good" kick. Lucas isn't plenty good. He's an autistic, fat faggot. And didn't Susanne say that Lucas basically did nothing all day besides eat all the food and make a mess? He didn't clean or do anything else. Maybe Lucas deserves another old fatty?

Yeah, ladies, you're really missing out by not dating some fat lol cow who lives in a nursing home.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Lucas is really on a "I'm plenty good" kick. Lucas isn't plenty good. He's an autistic, fat faggot. And didn't Susanne say that Lucas basically did nothing all day besides eat all the food and make a mess? He didn't clean or do anything else. Maybe Lucas deserves another old fatty?

Yeah, ladies, you're really missing out by not dating some fat lol cow who lives in a nursing home.

But he did pick up some sticks, IIRC.

 

[WonderWino]

But he did pick up some sticks, IIRC.

Which is a really bizarre thing to brag about. It makes me wonder what exactly the purpose of those sticks was. Too bad there wasn't a limited edition run of wern blair witch stickmen merch. I mean if anybody is likely to creep on camping college students in the spokane woods while leaving piles of stones and bizarre stick figures as offerings to the female students in the group its lucas

 

[HackerX]

He also claims she told him to get off his meds so its totally her fault. He claims he'll never go off his meds again cause he fucks everything up

The funny part is I legitimately don't believe he knows why going off his meds is frowned upon. He knows people get upset with him when he does, but I'm willing to bet he thinks it's all a grand scheme to keep him from a zoomer bae.

Yeah, ladies, you're really missing out by not dating some fat lol cow who lives in a nursing home.

My favorite part is he doesn't really try to hide it either. He tries to omit it, poorly, but he tends to bring it up when talking about also needing a ride for the theoretical date. Lucas doesn't particularly understand that living in a nursing home would be a deal breaker for every woman, even if he weren't a fat, balding, schozofrenic hobo mooing about telomeres.

 

[mothman96]

I was working kind of because I was cooking and cleaning her house says the guy who cleans the floor with the toilet brush by his own admission. and 'high on caffeine' from 6L of soda. He also claims she told him to get off his meds so its totally her fault. He claims he'll never go off his meds again cause he fucks everything up. He never takes meds unless he's forced to and always goes off them the first chance he gets

So now the Creeper changed the story and is blaming Suzanne . Good thing there is this video where he admits he broke Suzanne's rule/ became violent, threw the glass at the wall at the restaurant when he saw an older man talking to 2 young girls.
For Suzanne to have that rule the Creeper already had a history of being violent during their time together.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas is big mad tonight. Calling women 'dumb broads' and 'fucking idiots.' Also looks like he's been crying before he made that. Clearly he hasn't learned that calling women dumb broads isn't a good way to get their interest

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Lucas is big mad tonight. Calling women 'dumb broads' and 'fucking idiots.' Also looks like he's been crying before he made that. Clearly he hasn't learned that calling women dumb broads isn't a good way to get their interest

So now the Creeper changed the story and is blaming Suzanne . Good thing there is this video where he admits he broke Suzanne's rule/ became violent, threw the glass at the wall at the restaurant when he saw an older man talking to 2 young girls.
For Suzanne to have that rule the Creeper already had a history of being violent during their time together.

Seeing these two videos back-to-back shows just how bad Lucas looks in his current state.
Not that he was healthy or attractive in his "while you were getting" video, but by God does he look like a fucking pale Mordor Orc in his recent appearances.

 

[WonderWino]

Apparently lucas is interested in watching the superbowl to take note of all the masculine men. Lucas thinks he's a macho masculine political man thats progressive (aka a manipulative soyboy male feminist predator) and doesn't like the idea of being told to chop a bunch of wood to prove it

and of course he low key compares women to dogs again

 

[VoidFace]

I'm loving this burst of energy that has Lucas raging and lying more than he has been lately. Is this a sign of what is to come as he ramps up to Valentine's Day?

ETA: I just watched the dogs video, LMAO@ Lucas calling himself a "masculine man." I've never seen someone more bitchmade in my entire life.

 

[HackerX]

Apparently lucas is interested in watching the superbowl to take note of all the masculine men. Lucas thinks he's a macho masculine political man thats progressive (aka a manipulative soyboy male feminist predator) and doesn't like the idea of being told to chop a bunch of wood to prove it

and of course he low key compares women to dogs again

He's really all over the place at this point. He's repeatedly implied he's NOT masculine when bitching and mooing about women always flocking to masculine dudes but now he's masculine because he watched the Super Bowl? Only to immediately pivot and complain about masculine dudes chopping wood?

Also the mooing about women fucking other dudes when he's not in a romantic relationship with them. LOL. He's tattling on himself since he's sharing his about platonic relationships. (ie., Lucas doesn't want friends, he wants fistable assholes, and if you're not a fistable asshole, he doesn't want to talk to you. Except when he wants people to believe he has a sensitive side, then he's a female ally, because he thinks it'll lead to the holy grail of fistable assholes.) Lucas getting a taste of Suzanne puss puss was the absolute cruelest thing to ever happen to him. It made him think sex and women were attainable for him and everyone else but him knows it's not.

There's a morbid part of me that wishes Lucas would find a female. Obv, I'm as sure as that never happening as I'm sure the sun rising tomorrow, but I'd like to watch how he'd ruin it. Like, in a fantasy world where there's a socialist atheist zoomer bae zombie fuckmommy who's head over heels for him, he'd even manage to turn her against him instantly. Would it last a few hours? A day? A week?

Edit: moar

Complaining about ol' Longcock Jonny laying the pipe on Stacey some more. Hell if I know if it's a true n' honest relationship or just a ploy to get Lucas off her back, but Lucas can't fathom that she has 0 interest in him. He still believes that Johnny is a snake when he openly admitted that he was competing with someone while vyinng for a relationship with Victoria, well before the gout/mrsa/suicide hospitalization.

Also, I'm convinced Mallon Place had to have a sit down with Lucas and explain that they'd kick him out if he kept throwing fits any time they walked into the room. He explicitly states that he'd "get kicked out of where he lives" and that's not something Lucas would pick up on without anyone directly telling him.

Lastly, he's mooing about another relationship that involves someone trying intrude on a Gen Z male/Gen Z female relationship.

1. I'm going to assume this involves the skater boi.

2. Who the hell knows what's really going on since Lucas assumes a dude talking to a chick is definive proof they they're fucking.

3. He falls back to one of the points he made when complaining about Johnny and Victoria. ie., he was buying her stuff and therefore a classist bigot.

It's only a matter of time before Lucas tries to hit on the female (if he hasn't already) and starts complaining about her. This month is gonna get really interesting.

 

[Club Sandwich]

It wasn't a restraining order it was a no contact order

that's arguably worse. a restraining order is a civil order and is intended to restrain a specific action. a no-contact order is a criminal order that is equivalent to a trespass and is often used in situations for DV or harassment. the key legal difference is that a no-contact order is always a criminal order that derives authority of arrest from the penal code. a restraining order isn't necessarily criminal in nature - you can be restrained from loitering for example or from buying certain products.

no-contact is often issued as an emergency order (EO) during a criminal investigation and doesn't need any sort of petition since the act in the order is typically a crime in and of itself.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

that's arguably worse. a restraining order is a civil order and is intended to restrain a specific action. a no-contact order is a criminal order that is equivalent to a trespass and is often used in situations for DV or harassment. the key legal difference is that a no-contact order is always a criminal order that derives authority of arrest from the penal code. a restraining order isn't necessarily criminal in nature - you can be restrained from loitering for example or from buying certain products.

no-contact is often issued as an emergency order (EO) and doesn't need any sort of petition since the act in the order is typically a crime in and of itself.

Definitely worse. No-contact order means there's at least criminal wrong doing being investigated. Restraining orders are civil and can be given for he said, she said nonsense. Lucas definitely has not fully disclosed everything that happened with Suzanne.

 

[HackerX]

So now the Creeper changed the story and is blaming Suzanne . Good thing there is this video where he admits he broke Suzanne's rule/ became violent, threw the glass at the wall at the restaurant when he saw an older man talking to 2 young girls.
For Suzanne to have that rule the Creeper already had a history of being violent during their time together.

One thing didn't change though, blaming it all on soda.

Remarkable, really. The only things that he's consistent with are absolutely retarded thought loops and even more retarded gotchas that he thinks will absolve him of his divinely retarded actions. What gets me is that "6 liters of pop" doesn't really help him here even if it were true since it's such a disgusting amount.

I'd kill for Suzanne to right a tell-all blog post or something like that. I honestly have no idea how the relationship dynamics worked between them. He was her mentally deranged fuckson who was guzzling 6 liters of sodie while allegedly grilling up whatever roadkill he came across. She was his mommywife who shaved him. Then one fatal day, Lucas noticed a father talking to his daughters and that was one step to far.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I haven't had much time for the Farms this week so I was suprised to come back and see Lucas hadn't chimped his way back onto the streets. But with Valentine's Day coming up and him ramping up again we may still get a happening. I bet he spends a significant amount of time angrily glaring at the decorations while he plays loud music to keep away the voices on the wind.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I haven't had much time for the Farms this week so I was suprised to come back and see Lucas hadn't chimped his way back onto the streets. But with Valentine's Day coming up and him ramping up again we may still get a happening. I bet he spends a significant amount of time angrily glaring at the decorations while he plays loud music to keep away the voices on the wind.

The apparent Mallon Place (?) Valentine's Day decorations in the background of some of his recent vids might help spur this on.

Not the decorations themselves, per-se, just the fact that the date/holiday is in his face and inescapable.

 

[HackerX]

Lucas 'Cockblocker' Werner in action. I'd have a long giggle if all these people are just telling him they're in relationships to slow down his desperate gaze

 

[VoidFace]

Lucas 'Cockblocker' Wener in action. I'd have a long giggle if all these people are just telling him they're in relationships to slow down his desperate gaze

Remember that Lucas has, on several occasions, outright said that his biggest dream is to be able to steal any woman from any man. That is his number one fantasy, and here he is now claiming "oh I hate cockblocks and people who steal chicks."

 

[37yearolddickrightnow]

I haven't had much time for the Farms this week so I was suprised to come back and see Lucas hadn't chimped his way back onto the streets. But with Valentine's Day coming up and him ramping up again we may still get a happening. I bet he spends a significant amount of time angrily glaring at the decorations while he plays loud music to keep away the voices on the wind.

I think that Lucas is cognizant enough to realize his next homeless saga would be his last. So he is treading carefully - he occasionally makes references to having to modify his behavior at the tard house so as not to incur negative consequences.

As for Valentine's Day, I expect a flurry of videos impotently whinging about not having a girlfriend/Trump supporters/Christians, ect. He is predictable, if anything.