Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Stinkyboy]

Lucas deserves the sex life he has.
None.

 

[not in the cards]

In fact, Lucas should create LOVE, The Boardgame. That would be aces

He did something to that effect and it was just absolutely insane. Just full on projection and a very obvious hint of how he thinks the world should be. I posted it on here ages ago back when he was spouting his nonsense on Facebook.

The question I'm trying to ask is, assuming Lucas was relatively sane (different, but not the creature he is now), could alot of this be attributed to weed? How much of a force multiplier was it?

He also did LSD twice in high school and he said he wouldn't do that again. Doing something like that when the brain is still developing is always going to be a risk, especially with someone like Lucas who was already born retarded. Not exactly sure when he started smoking weed and the frequency but it's safe to assume that if he did LSD and MDMA in high school, he probably smoked weed as well at that time. I'd dare say that his brain development was significantly impacted and if he abstained from drugs in total, he might have been able to at least mask his chimp outs a bit better and not have such a short fuse. I think he was always an entitled and bitter asshole with a low IQ and obviously felt the need to compensate for his shortcomings but if someone (because Lucas evidently couldn't be trusted to make any responsible decisions back then) managed to keep him off drugs, he wouldn't have spiralled into the disgusting mess that he is today.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Age gap relations? So long as it's legal, okay. But fat gap relationships with a twisted stinking psychotic homeless bum? Nope. Nobody's going for that shit.

I like how Pukeass pretends age is the thing preventing him from having sex. When it's actually that the stench of insanity that comes off him drives off any potential mates as much as mace would.

The age doesn't help though.
The average woman "18"-25 is going to want a man her own age, not someone old enough to be her father. Same thing with guys. It's okay and perfectly natural to want someone your own age.

Lucas is just a pedo trying to use "age gap" as a new form of "bigotry" to get guilt sex, much akin to how "trans lesbians" tried much of the same shit to guilt girls into sucking the lady dick.

Let's be honest when I say attractive older male, a guy wearing a suit in a luxury car pops up. I've never seen a poor 40 something with a 20 something.

Usually drugs are involved.

 

[Da Dude123]

The age doesn't help though.
The average woman "18"-25 is going to want a man her own age, not someone old enough to be her father. Same thing with guys. It's okay and perfectly natural to want someone your own age.

Lucas is just a pedo trying to use "age gap" as a new form of "bigotry" to get guilt sex, much akin to how "trans lesbians" tried much of the same shit to guilt girls into sucking the lady dick.

Usually drugs are involved.

Exactly. There are women who will go for older guys, but they are probably in the minority. However, as for men, there are plenty of single or divorced men who would totally date women who they are 20 years older than. Way more of them than women willing to date them. So, no woman who wants to date an older guy would go for some ugly, fat, dumb, unsuccessful ragman like Lucas. They could date an older guy with a job, a house, a car. Someone who doesn't live in a group home for the exceptional. And even the ones who claim to be "socialist". They're gonna do the exact same thing. In fact, from my experience, women who claim to be liberal are less willing to date a lower economic male than a conservative girl. Lucas has no idea.

 

[HackerX]

The age doesn't help though.
The average woman "18"-25 is going to want a man her own age, not someone old enough to be her father. Same thing with guys. It's okay and perfectly natural to want someone your own age.

Well that's because the Gen Z socialist atheists are greedy bigots that don't care about Lucas's telomeres. What about the telomeres?????? Does anyone care about the telomeres????

Usually drugs are involved.

LOL, that was my first thought. What's funny is a guy offering drugs is Lucas's go-to when mooing about why zoomer baes choose other men over him.

What's funny is that one of his selling points (to him at least) is that he'll share his weed. He'd be completely onboard with giving a zoomer bae any of his prescriptions if it meant he has a hole to fist. However, I don't think he's got a desirable prescription. I can't imagine he's on any ADHD medication (I hope not at least) and I have no idea if Xanax is an option for schozofrenics. Lucas is shit out of luck unless he can find a zoomer bae with a hankering for antipsychotics or diabetes medication.

 

[WonderWino]

Well that's because the Gen Z socialist atheists are greedy bigots that don't care about Lucas's telomeres. What about the telomeres?????? Does anyone care about the telomeres????

LOL, that was my first thought. What's funny is a guy offering drugs is Lucas's go-to when mooing about why zoomer baes choose other men over him.

What's funny is that one of his selling points (to him at least) is that he'll share his weed. He'd be completely onboard with giving a zoomer bae any of his prescriptions if it meant he has a hole to fist. However, I don't think he's got a desirable prescription. I can't imagine he's on any ADHD medication (I hope not at least) and I have no idea if Xanax is an option for schozofrenics. Lucas is shit out of luck unless he can find a zoomer bae with a hankering for antipsychotics or diabetes medication.

On that note lets not forget lucas literally publicly stated he has a state medicade card or whatever it is that gets his free meds when he needs them and specifically offered to get women whatever drugs they may want by using it in exchange for being his girlfriend. Clearly not understanding that it isn't that simple, doesn't work that way at all and if he went to his doctor asking for a prescription for oxy or whatever when he didn't have a medical reason to do so he'd get in deep shit real quick if some addict zoomer bae had actually taken him up on that offer. There are screenshots of him offering this, though they're pretty far back and I don't remember where they are exactly, but they are somewhere in this thread

Lucas getting busted for trying to trade oxy for underage runaway addict puss puss cause the doctor immediately got suspicious and he didn't have a good explanation for why he wanted oxy would have been exactly the kind of thing i'd expect lucas to fuck himself with. He clearly never thought that one through, not that he ever does, and even posting like that stating you're intending to obtain and sell prescription drugs like that could have gotten him into serious legal trouble if he'd been reported for it

That said lucas thinking he's being clever in such a situation by deliberately staging a fall to justify asking for oxy and then ending up permanently injuring himself and leaving himself in permanent pain wouldn't have been too surprising either. Its also exactly the kind of thing addicts do to try to manipulate doctors into giving them said prescriptions. Though lucas being lucas he'd probably do a repeat of claiming fat albert beat him with metal bats and he totally needs a bunch of oxy even though he doesn't have any injuries at all, not realizing such an attempt would go over far worse for him with a doctor than it did with the cop

EDIT:

He's posted another video:

Still wearing the orange shirt, his hair is all icky and he's reeeing about christians again

He got big mad in the comments and started talking like a loon and telling on himself

 

[mothman96]

Still wearing the orange shirt, his hair is all icky and he's reeeing about christians again

He got big mad in the comments and started talking like a loon and telling on himself

I hope S7626His picks up that the Creeper hatred of christians is all because christian girls don't want to have sex him

 

[WonderWino]

What in the actual fuck.....?

Sk8er boi wern arc incoming.....?

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

@WonderWino This is so infuriating. This man's existance, for the last two decades, is due largely to Christians selflessly volunteering their time and money. The beds he slept in when it was too cold to weather the Spokane winters were provided to him by Christians and without that charity, he'd be dead. The food he raids from the homeless shelter's pantry were donated by church goers. The clothes on his back and the shoes on his feet are also the product of Christian charity.

The very fact that one of the main reasons he continues to draw breath is because of Christian generosity is not enough for him because they haven't given him an 18 year old girl to be his fuck puppet (completely disregarding the fact that the Christian faith tends to frown on premarital sex).

This man's entitlement is off the charts. Unless the religious provide him a chick (not set him, not introduce him... literally give him one... and apparently she needs to look like Mila Kuniz too) all their contributions are for naught. I think that's part of the reason he traumatized some poor hairdressing student who was giving the homeless free haircuts (I know he harassed her, he might have borderline assaulted her).

This is one of the things I find the most fascinating about this man. We're similar in age and we had similar middle class upbringings aside from my parent's staying together and his divorcing. I don't like taking charity (hell, I'm stubborn and don't like asking for help when working on things), this man will shit all over it and ask for more.

I don't know that he understands that women (or people in general) are individuals with their own thoughts and motivations. In his mind, Gen Z women are hooking up with every guy they see and they're really motivated by their love of abortion. Gen Z is 'a socialist generation', except the men who are universally Trump supporters. He plans out his interactions with the opposite sex, like they're the Konami code: "Hi, you're beautiful, would you like to have a drink with me"?.

What happens after that? What's his next line? I don't think he has one. I think in his mind you buy a girl a drink, tell her she's pretty and the next minute you're raw dogging behind the dumpster or in his nursing home.

Before I met my wife, my best pickup line was "How are you doing?". After which, I'd sit there and talk with these women like they're human beings. I don't think he's capable of that.

 

[drain]

He really be looking like Bam Margera's pedo twin lately.

 

[HackerX]

What in the actual fuck.....?

Sk8er boi wern arc incoming.....?

The new direction of Werntent is upon us!

1) His voice cracks at the 1.19 mark. Just lol.

2) I sympathize with the mystery, potbellied, mismatched sweatpants man wandering around. His IQ is probably greater than the sum of both of the other retards in the video. It's honestly too perfect.

3) I love when the skater boi fucked up the demonstration ollie.

4) Maybe Lucas found his Gen Z bae that thirsts for antipsychotics and/or diabetes medication? Lil' fella definitely seems like he smoked himself stupid and throws whatever pills down the gullet.

5) The title says it all. Lucas thinks THIS is ticket to zoomer bae puss puss.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

The beds he slept in when it was too cold to weather the Spokane winters were provided to him by Christians

Yes but those beds didn't have Gen-Zee baes in them, so those Christians are evil greedy bigots who hate Lucas

 

[SteveGoatman]

What in the actual fuck.....?

Sk8er boi wern arc incoming.....?

Lucas is a TERRIBLE cameraman. For the love of God, get the skating/trick in frame (yes it wasn't very good but that's not the point) and stop just panning over to yourself for no reason. Second of all, did the third guy have rickets or something? Not trying to be funny, but many that looked like a wicked case of bow legs.

Finally, ironically, this is one of the only videos I've ever seen where Lucas isn't a complete dick to other people (in the few cases he's not in it alone). I'm shocked he actually let the guy kinda talk and explain the trick. In theory (it won't happen) if he spent more time casually hanging out like this and cultivated some actual friendships and hobbies he'd be WAY less creepy....so we know this is the only time he'll do it so he doesn't take any time away from his screeching into the void.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

That's what makes him him. The only pattern apparent to him is: telomeres, socialist atheist, theism, and bigotry. Somehow, those things are interwoven in his brain and it all makes sense.

When Lucas is on camera lecturing the theoretical zoomer bae in his imagination, he acts like he's trying to build a logic trap to short circuit an evil computer in a 1960's sci fi show.

1. you're not a bigot
2. fat phobia and classism are forms of bigotry
3. therefore you must fuck me

Clearly, compatibility, romantic chemistry, sexual attraction, and the concept of equity don't work that way. He's not losing out on job opportunities he's qualified for because the zoomer baes secretly don't like fat guys. People simply aren't attracted to him, the same way plenty of men who aren't homophobic would still refuse to suck some random homeless guy's dick even if he ranted really hard about jesus to them.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Aw, fatty reported my YT comments so I can't tell him the reason he can't do an ollie is because he's too fat and stupid.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

After which, I'd sit there and talk with these women like they're human beings. I don't think he's capable of that.

he acts like he's trying to build a logic trap to short circuit an evil computer in a 1960's sci fi show

Sounds like Werner has a significant lack of theory of mind.

Also he also views people as programmable biological robots?

the concept of equity

Did you mean "equality" there? Big difference from "equity"?

 

[HackerX]

I don't know that he understands that women (or people in general) are individuals with their own thoughts and motivations.

Oh he absolutely doesn't. He doesn't even have his own machinations. He can't comprehend that people have internal thoughts and motivations because he doesn't have them. It's what makes him so interesting.

It's also why I'm a big fan of the "voices on the wind" being Lucas's internal monologue theory, since they constantly tell him he's gay, fat, and will never get laid.

What happens after that? What's his next line? I don't think he has one.

Nope. Now the interesting question is whether he thinks the next step is slayin' zoomer puss puss or if the conversation is supposed to continue.

I think in his mind you buy a girl a drink, tell her she's pretty and the next minute you're raw dogging behind the dumpster or in his nursing home.

100%. Except the mans definitely can't get half a chub at this point. It's only violent anal fisting for Lucas.

 

[WonderWino]

He posted a bizarre video showing off eating a really shitty looking corned beef reuben

That looks like it came out of a seedy gas station fridge and he's stuffing his face like a pig acting like he's bragging about eating some fancy expensive shit

Also he used the most disgusting thumbnail possible:

The fact he thinks this makes him look good speaks volumes about how stupid he is. That pic is absolutely disgusting. The only positive thing I can say is at least he changed his shirt. No doubt after reading here and noticing people were pointing out how he clearly hasn't changed or bathed

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

He posted a bizarre video showing off eating a really shitty looking corned beef reuben

That looks like it came out of a seedy gas station fridge and he's stuffing his face like a pig acting like he's bragging about eating some fancy expensive shit

Also he used the most disgusting thumbnail possible:
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The fact he thinks this makes him look good speaks volumes about how stupid he is. That pic is absolutely disgusting. The only positive thing I can say is at least he changed his shirt. No doubt after reading here and noticing people were pointing out how he clearly hasn't changed or bathed

I'm very interested in the choice of song.
Random music choice?
Is it some (un)subtle jab at Christians because Lucas thinks its a dig on religion?
Or just choosing it because it has "cracker" in the lyrics and Lucas likes food?

Writing this post has caused the very random autistic thought of an island where the staple food is crackers, haunted by The Wern who comes at night to steal off with all of their crackers, cheese and zoomer baes. Ft. Myrna and King Roy wearing cult robes as they prepare to create the horror that is The Wern.

 

[Krathnami]

His abysmal table manners don’t get mentioned enough. Not going to attract any little girls with food hanging from your face. Not going to attract anyone with that.