Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

and he's now posting AI generated gibberish. I don't think he understood what that first one even said, cause thats pure AI coming up with nonsense and presenting it in a bizarre way. Note the is present at the youngest age of a woman (nigger what?) that sentence doesn't even make sense. Neither does that last part about the fetus. This is AI coming up with fake cases for legal documents tier stupidity, and lucas being lucas is too stupid to realize what he's reading doesn't make sense and posts it thinking it makes him sound smart. Doubly stupid considering he just asked the prompt to tell him stuff about telomeres

Given that Lucas talks about telomerase incessantly and exponentially more than all normal people combined, there is a non-zero chance that the AI algorithm took Lucas's own postings into its calculation.

 

[WonderWino]

Now the very food you eat is part of an intergenerational pattern

He literally argued this because cows and potatoes were domesticated at different times. You must fuck an insane obese violent hobo because salad dressing is only a couple hundred years old and foods weren't all domesticated or invented at the same time

Now he claims the intergenerational pattern is literally everywhere and applies to paper, paint, wood, metal and glass. You're free to fuck yourself in the ass with a glass beer bottle then lucas if you're so obsessed with that idea. Decor itself is intergenerational now

He seems to have graduated from drawing the attraction signs himself to realizing you can add text to videos. Like a particularly stupid chimp finally figuring out how to bang two rocks together for the first time

He really thinks he has found the secret to preventing trolls from fucking with him. Yet everybody knows he won't stick to his demands of a zoom call cause he's desperate as fuck, not to mention if anything it makes it easier to fuck with him by making him overconfident in the legitimacy of the troll

Lucas doesn't understand what common ground is. Including with his parents, which is even weirder given he hasn't been around them for years other than the occasional rare visit to his fartboxes. He's just spouting stereotypes nonsensically without understanding what hes talking about. Unsurprisingly lucas doesn't understand his parents relationships or how relationships in general work in the slightest

 

[Big Nasty]

"The only reason why the blacks aren't going back in the fields is because there's Mexicans there!"

 

[VoidFace]

"The only reason why the blacks aren't going back in the fields is because there's Mexicans there!"

"The Mexicans are gone so get your black asses back into the fields," will, I think, forever be my favorite piece of racism from the supposed uber-liberal and totes not racist Wern. It might be the most racist thing he has ever said....and this is a guy who absolutely LOVES using the n-word.

 

[WonderWino]

"The Mexicans are gone so get your black asses back into the fields," will, I think, forever be my favorite piece of racism from the supposed uber-liberal and totes not racist Wern. It might be the most racist thing he has ever said....and this is a guy who absolutely LOVES using the n-word.

Somehow I suspect his attitude toward blacks is part of his porn brainrot and he perceives black men as as much of a threat to his getting a teen zoomer bae as the greybeards and flatbills. He praises mexicans and asians for their food but lucas has never really said anything about blacks that hasn't been racist as fuck beyond his obvious bs about 'supporting BLM and acab' which is performative nonsense on his part

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

It's as believable as that zoomer black bae that Luke pretended to date.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Lucas doesn't understand what common ground is. Including with his parents, which is even weirder given he hasn't been around them for years other than the occasional rare visit to his fartboxes. He's just spouting stereotypes nonsensically without understanding what hes talking about. Unsurprisingly lucas doesn't understand his parents relationships or how relationships in general work in the slightest

"Jojo's Big Adventure" Nice Freudian slip, Lucas.
"Go to the bar and pick up on a guy"


Bisexual Lucas really coming out of this video

 

[VoidFace]

Since Lucas has been revisiting all the old classics, I guess it was only a matter of time until he circled back to Cafeteria Uprising;

 

[WonderWino]

Since Lucas has been revisiting all the old classics, I guess it was only a matter of time until he circled back to Cafeteria Uprising;

He just holds the paper up with nonsensical scribbles on it and a set of dice like its supposed to mean something to other people. It makes him look like he's batshit mental and an idiot for not realizing this

Speaking of cafeteria uprising, its hilarious that if you google that term you get this:

How progressive of lucas to give the game a name that brings up historic acts of trans resistance. and if you look up the game on the game crafter site you'll notice this....interesting statement:

The kids at Honey High have become fed up. A group of rebel kids want healthier food.

He specifically uses the terms 'kids' and called the setting of the game honey high, which makes it sound like a high school out of some kind of fucked up porno. You can tell exactly what he was thinking when he came up with that name. Gee, I wonder what kind of degenerate pedo porn lucas watches. I bet his search history would be real interesting

Also people couldn't buy the game even if they wanted to:

Buying this game just isn't in the cards for all those fecund zoomer baes

 

[CruelGermanGirl]

He just holds the paper up with nonsensical scribbles on it and a set of dice like its supposed to mean something to other people. It makes him look like he's batshit mental and an idiot for not realizing this

Speaking of cafeteria uprising, its hilarious that if you google that term you get this:
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How progressive of lucas to give the game a name that brings up historic acts of trans resistance. and if you look up the game on the game crafter site you'll notice this....interesting statement:

The kids at Honey High have become fed up. A group of rebel kids want healthier food.

He specifically uses the terms 'kids' and called the setting of the game honey high, which makes it sound like a high school out of some kind of fucked up porno. You can tell exactly what he was thinking when he came up with that name. Gee, I wonder what kind of degenerate pedo porn lucas watches. I bet his search history would be real interesting

Also people couldn't buy the game even if they wanted to:
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Buying this game just isn't in the cards for all those fecund zoomer baes

This. The therarpy notes of the female therapist he had back in the day would be fascinating.

 

[WonderWino]

This. The therarpy notes of the female therapist he had back in the day would be fascinating.

Yeah definitely. I don't doubt for a second he said some pretty questionable shit. He's admitted to everything from hitting on therapists to trying to get dating advice from them and we know how often lucas slips up and says what he's really thinking and what his real intentions are. No way a trained therapist wouldn't notice that shit. I don't doubt for a second that there were moments where his therapists had to flat out tell him to shut the fuck up and stop saying certain things during the sessions before they were forced to report him to the cops for it. I mean just look at the 'honey high' stuff he wrote in that description, and thats shit he says publicly, as if he doesn't recognize a man his age referring to teen girls as 'honey' and who has such a strong obsession with them that he makes shitty games about them is a major red flag. I bet he said all kinds of creepy shit to the therapists that had them debating whether they should call the cops on his ass

 

[Big Nasty]

He just holds the paper up with nonsensical scribbles on it and a set of dice like its supposed to mean something to other people. It makes him look like he's batshit mental and an idiot for not realizing this

Speaking of cafeteria uprising, its hilarious that if you google that term you get this:
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How progressive of lucas to give the game a name that brings up historic acts of trans resistance. and if you look up the game on the game crafter site you'll notice this....interesting statement:

The kids at Honey High have become fed up. A group of rebel kids want healthier food.

He specifically uses the terms 'kids' and called the setting of the game honey high, which makes it sound like a high school out of some kind of fucked up porno. You can tell exactly what he was thinking when he came up with that name. Gee, I wonder what kind of degenerate pedo porn lucas watches. I bet his search history would be real interesting

Also people couldn't buy the game even if they wanted to:
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Buying this game just isn't in the cards for all those fecund zoomer baes

This is the whole blurb on Gamecrafter and it's completely fucking nuts:

Cafeteria Uprising​

Chess meets Go meets Scrabble meets Magic

Cafeteria Uprising is if an abstract strategy game flirted with a war game and a light Euro who were twin sisters. Some games will contain blue discs. Some games will contain green discs. There's no shortage of luck or skill here. Draw. Place. Move. Hit. It's as simple as paying attention, but I'm sure you're here for a story. Well...

The kids at Honey High have become fed up. A group of rebel kids want healthier food. The students have split into 2 factions to have a mock war in the form of a food fight until the food is both healthy and delicious. The food fight will go on every lunch hour for the entire school year, broken up into 3 seasons of 20 turns each season for 60 turns on the included turn track and white cylinder garbage can marker. Each season there are weather changes to the parking lot that affects scoring in this outside area
The classrooms are locked out of fear until a key is found for each of the 25 classrooms. There are keys. Most the fight is confined to the cafeteria, one hallway, unlocked classrooms and the parking lot. There are foods. There are also teachers who get in the way. You will find 529 three fourths inch square punch outs also known as chits or counters. The board is 18 inches by 18 inches with 324 one inch squares. Chits are placed in the bag and drawn.

BTW, the price for this bullshit is over 120 bucks.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Yeah definitely. I don't doubt for a second he said some pretty questionable shit. He's admitted to everything from hitting on therapists to trying to get dating advice from them and we know how often lucas slips up and says what he's really thinking and what his real intentions are. No way a trained therapist wouldn't notice that shit. I don't doubt for a second that there were moments where his therapists had to flat out tell him to shut the fuck up and stop saying certain things during the sessions before they were forced to report him to the cops for it. I mean just look at the 'honey high' stuff he wrote in that description, and thats shit he says publicly, as if he doesn't recognize a man his age referring to teen girls as 'honey' and who has such a strong obsession with them that he makes shitty games about them is a major red flag. I bet he said all kinds of creepy shit to the therapists that had them debating whether they should call the cops on his ass

Even if I didn't know Lucas' backstory, or it was made by somebody else...anyone who explained to me their fictional world where the high school was name "Honey High" I would immediately have my pedo alarm going off (unless it was like...literally a story about bees that went to school etc).

 

[mothman96]

This video was posted here a couple of days ago. The Creeper starts off with "So there's a pretty good chance that I might be working within the next month again. I haven't been working for the past couple of months because we've been looking for job for me...."

He got fired from Walmart sometime in the middle of 2024, so he's been unemployed for approx 7 months and now says he hasn't worked in the "past couple of months".

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Even if I didn't know Lucas' backstory, or it was made by somebody else...anyone who explained to me their fictional world where the high school was name "Honey High" I would immediately have my pedo alarm going off (unless it was like...literally a story about bees that went to school etc).

I'm the animal autist who would just assume the school's mascot is bees...

But I also don't have a Kiwifarms thread and a storied history of sexualizing teenage girls, so there's that. When "Honey High" is coming from Lucas "Japan has bullet trains because their age of consent is 13" Werner, then yeah you know its pedoshit.

 

[WonderWino]

He's clearly cycled back to his looney board game nonsense

and wearing the headphones again. The voices on the wind must be particularly adamant about the board games making him look crazy and driving women away. Something he should have figured out years ago when nobody wanted anything to do with him when he put out his games in the common room of SCC and wore his batman pantaloons

 

[Fatal Walter]

I looked into his relationship with Suzanne a bit but it's really hard to find things in this thread so it's mostly stuff from 2016. He is so inconsistent with his stories.

 

[HackerX]

Lucas continues to moo. More at 11.

 

[WonderWino]

Reeing about sjws again despite being one and holy shit does he sound mental in this one

He's making things up again

He's talking nonsense again

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/new-poll-shows-liberal-women-the-most-unhappy-lonely.212137/unread

Imagine him reading that article. He'd fucking snap knowing all those women would rather be alone than with him. LOL