Lucas thinks trump is trading no tax on overtime pay for somehow going to lead to creating 70 million homeless people and he has the audacity to call everybody else retarded
Another rant about creating a 70 million hobo army that'll overthrow the government. and he thinks crime causes homelessness and homelessness causes crime, as if its that simply. He also thinks capitalism causes crime. I guess nobody told him the soviet union was a crime ridden shithole full of corruption and allowed the russian mafia to flourish. Plenty of homeless people aren't criminals lucas. By his own logic he must have been doing criminal shit while homeless, but what do you want to bet he'll claim he wasn't
Now its 30 to 70 million that will become homeless because of trumps actions according to lucas. He also says most of these homeless will be old people and idiots like him. Yeah i'm sure lucas will totally sign up to lead the hobo armies of spokane from his nursing home HQ. An army by his own admission will be mostly retired and retarded people. Yeah, because what people in their 60s and 70s really want is to form an army to take over the country. That'll totally end well. You'd think lucas had been watching that south park episode where the seniors take over the country red dawn style given the lunacy he's been on about. I'd love to see lucas explain the logistics of this homeless army and where it gets supplies, weapons and housing for 70 million revolutionaries. Somehow I suspect raiding spokanes local steakhouses and other restaurants won't cut it
and as always lucas always thinks he'll be on the winning side of such a scenario instead of one of the first people said revolutionaries drag out into the street to hang from the nearest lamppost like its 1945 berlin. He'd be lucky if he managed to waddle into the local woods and freeze or starve to death before they got ahold of him
I can just imagine lucas sitting in the dayroom of mallon place anxiously watching mass rioting throughout the US and starting up in washington state, on the news as he sits there drawing childlike maps of spokane with crayons, sweating like a pig out in the sun on a hot day, furiously sipping from his juicebox as his mania jumps up another notch as he sees from the news report that looting and rioting have started neaby. He thinks to himself that his military plans to seize spokane for the revolution are brilliant, that one look at them would make alexander, caesar, eisenhower and rommel all shed tears of admiration by their sheer beauty and perfection......and then pulls out his phone and records himself holding the paper up and staring menacingly at the camera, titling the video
my plan to defeat trump and the capitalist oligarchy and secure spokane for bernie sanders and socialism.....only for his internet, power and heat to suddenly go down due to rioting, leaving lucas sitting in the dark in the dayroom yelling into his phone about how trump knocked the power out, not realizing spokane is turning into a warzone all around him....until the mob eventually reaches mallon place, the door is kicked in and the last thing lucas sees is isik walking toward him with a smile, holding a bloodied machete....before suddenly feeling a hard hit to his head, tumbling out of his chair onto the dayroom floor and frantically looking around, trying to see what just happened....and in the glow of the firelight coming through the window lucas has just enough time to realize he's looking up at johnny longcock and victoria smiling gleefully, with her urging him to
finish off that creep as the large fire extinguisher johnny is holding above his head suddenly comes crashing down on his and everything goes black. The last sound he hears while his life fades away is the unzipping of johnnies fly and the sucking noises as victoria tells him
how hot watching him beat that creepy old pedos head to a red stain on the floor got her
