Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas is telling zoomers to stop complaining about men and date older men. Hrmm... If I didn't know better, I'd call it projection. Though, it's not like older women would date him either.

His reasons?
- They're more mature. Counterpoint, Lucas writes his attraction signs on the back of children's coloring pages.

- They're more experienced and handled situations better. It's true. He's been handling the bumcel situation for years.

- More experienced to life itself even though he's only had 2 sex partners, but he'd say he's more mature than Gen Z dudes.

- Maturity comes with age. He's sorry, but that's just the facts. LOL. He absolutely thinks wearing glasses is going to provide him a new angle to unsuccessfully pick up women.

Normal politics mooing. Nothing special. Apparently Herbert Hoover caused the great depression. Who knew?
Lucas is big mad tonight. The comments he's leaving on that second video are something else:

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To follow up on his previous lunacy he thinks trump will cause 72 million people to be homeless in september which will somehow cause a hobo uprising to take over the country and kill all the rich people and usher in his communist paradise. Aside from the utter stupidity of that claim, you'd think lucas would want that cause he loves his communism and thinks it'll mean he gets to kill all the rich people he hates and gets all the free food and housing he wants


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As usual, lucas proves he doesn't understand how economics works or why people get rich

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Oooh he didn't like being called a liberal. Hes also clearly hearing voices and having imaginary conversations given the way he wrote that last reply

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Lucas is threatening people with violence again
 
Oddly enough, he's arguing against a point he made when he and I had a conversation back in the day.

I argued that there are very little cultural commonalities between me and a 20 year old woman and that we were in very different places in our lives.

He responded that he'd love to learn about new bands and other Millennial (because that's how long it's been) cultural phenomena.

Turns out that he's not about that anymore.
I'd say it's less "he's not about that" and more he's an absolute retard. He never understands the topic he's mooing and contradicts them every time he elaborates further.

More mooing about politics. It's my least favorite because it's always rambling, wrong, and incoherently tying random subjects together. On the plus side, I always like the "there should be a cap on CEOs if there's a cap on disability" spiel though. You can tell he's pumping on all cylinders when he's struggling to get the words out. It also seems like something is giving him cotton mouth, though basically every medication can cause that.

I'm pretty sure that guy commenting about SS being a ponzi scheme set Lucas off. Obv, his in-depth understanding of ponzi schemes, economics, and corporate welfare is displayed in the clip.

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This made me laugh. He doesn't frequently pin comments, but he sure as hell pinned this one.

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Lucas "complaining gets shit done" Werner. It's the only thing that gets shit done. LOL. I'll give him credit for following up with "and then you gotta put work into it" since I didn't expect he'd say that. Although him saying it is the the greatest extent of work he puts into anything.

He's definitely having imaginary arguments with himself based on YouTube comments tonight. Hopefully Big Cock John pokes Lucas tonight to send him over the edge.

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For the majority of situations, his dedication and consistency would be admirable. For most people, applying those traits to just about anything productive leads to positive outcomes. Unfortunately for Lucas, those traits aren't dedicated to bettering himself. Those traits are there because his brain is badly broken and his neurons are miswired to hell and back.
 
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Attraction signs are back in business after a few weeks. Thankfully, telomeres is the only thing that matters. Not genetics means, or capability to raise a child. He better hurry up though. 45 is the plateau for telomeres. Someone remind me what happens after a plateau?

He also changed his shirt after 3-4 days, so we'll see how long this one holds up.
 
ROFL. While Lucas clearly doesn't understand the world of nuance or grey, he declares that Trump supporters are schozofrenic. How meta.

Oh. He made sure to prune out half the comments from yesterday's moos. Lucas definitely has imaginary arguments with himself when he goes through those.
 
ROFL. While Lucas clearly doesn't understand the world of nuance or grey, he declares that Trump supporters are schozofrenic. How meta.

Oh. He made sure to prune out half the comments from yesterday's moos. Lucas definitely has imaginary arguments with himself when he goes through those.
I'm 100% sure that Lucas has supported politicians in the past with whom he did not 100% agree, Hilary springs to mind as an example. So I'm not sure how he is confused about Republicans supporting certain policies while not supporting others.

Then again: he did call them schizophrenic for that and, well...we know alllll about Lucas' myriad mental maladies.
 
Lucas thinks trump is trading no tax on overtime pay for somehow going to lead to creating 70 million homeless people and he has the audacity to call everybody else retarded

Another rant about creating a 70 million hobo army that'll overthrow the government. and he thinks crime causes homelessness and homelessness causes crime, as if its that simply. He also thinks capitalism causes crime. I guess nobody told him the soviet union was a crime ridden shithole full of corruption and allowed the russian mafia to flourish. Plenty of homeless people aren't criminals lucas. By his own logic he must have been doing criminal shit while homeless, but what do you want to bet he'll claim he wasn't

Now its 30 to 70 million that will become homeless because of trumps actions according to lucas. He also says most of these homeless will be old people and idiots like him. Yeah i'm sure lucas will totally sign up to lead the hobo armies of spokane from his nursing home HQ. An army by his own admission will be mostly retired and retarded people. Yeah, because what people in their 60s and 70s really want is to form an army to take over the country. That'll totally end well. You'd think lucas had been watching that south park episode where the seniors take over the country red dawn style given the lunacy he's been on about. I'd love to see lucas explain the logistics of this homeless army and where it gets supplies, weapons and housing for 70 million revolutionaries. Somehow I suspect raiding spokanes local steakhouses and other restaurants won't cut it

and as always lucas always thinks he'll be on the winning side of such a scenario instead of one of the first people said revolutionaries drag out into the street to hang from the nearest lamppost like its 1945 berlin. He'd be lucky if he managed to waddle into the local woods and freeze or starve to death before they got ahold of him

I can just imagine lucas sitting in the dayroom of mallon place anxiously watching mass rioting throughout the US and starting up in washington state, on the news as he sits there drawing childlike maps of spokane with crayons, sweating like a pig out in the sun on a hot day, furiously sipping from his juicebox as his mania jumps up another notch as he sees from the news report that looting and rioting have started neaby. He thinks to himself that his military plans to seize spokane for the revolution are brilliant, that one look at them would make alexander, caesar, eisenhower and rommel all shed tears of admiration by their sheer beauty and perfection......and then pulls out his phone and records himself holding the paper up and staring menacingly at the camera, titling the video my plan to defeat trump and the capitalist oligarchy and secure spokane for bernie sanders and socialism.....only for his internet, power and heat to suddenly go down due to rioting, leaving lucas sitting in the dark in the dayroom yelling into his phone about how trump knocked the power out, not realizing spokane is turning into a warzone all around him....until the mob eventually reaches mallon place, the door is kicked in and the last thing lucas sees is isik walking toward him with a smile, holding a bloodied machete....before suddenly feeling a hard hit to his head, tumbling out of his chair onto the dayroom floor and frantically looking around, trying to see what just happened....and in the glow of the firelight coming through the window lucas has just enough time to realize he's looking up at johnny longcock and victoria smiling gleefully, with her urging him to finish off that creep as the large fire extinguisher johnny is holding above his head suddenly comes crashing down on his and everything goes black. The last sound he hears while his life fades away is the unzipping of johnnies fly and the sucking noises as victoria tells him how hot watching him beat that creepy old pedos head to a red stain on the floor got her
 

For somebody who claims to hate the democrats lucas sure has bought into the lunacy the dems have been claiming. He legit thinks it was the best economy ever under biden. For lucas it probably was - more gibs than he ever got and free bidenbux cause of the pandemic. The very thing that did a shit ton of damage to the economy. Lucas, who has no understanding of the value of money, who left to his own devices buys entire cartloads of cheese, roasts and ranch dressing and who is by his own admission too stupid to fill out a form even with written instructions, is now lecturing everybody else how the economy works
 

For somebody who claims to hate the democrats lucas sure has bought into the lunacy the dems have been claiming. He legit thinks it was the best economy ever under biden. For lucas it probably was - more gibs than he ever got and free bidenbux cause of the pandemic. The very thing that did a shit ton of damage to the economy. Lucas, who has no understanding of the value of money, who left to his own devices buys entire cartloads of cheese, roasts and ranch dressing and who is by his own admission too stupid to fill out a form even with written instructions, is now lecturing everybody else how the economy works
Same guy will moo about classist, greedy, stock-owning flatbills being bigots, and Gen Z women should flock to him because he's plenty good nor owns any stocks. Plus, the reddit-brained IQ of thinking the stock market = economy, but that would be expecting too much.
 

For somebody who claims to hate the democrats lucas sure has bought into the lunacy the dems have been claiming. He legit thinks it was the best economy ever under biden. For lucas it probably was - more gibs than he ever got and free bidenbux cause of the pandemic. The very thing that did a shit ton of damage to the economy. Lucas, who has no understanding of the value of money, who left to his own devices buys entire cartloads of cheese, roasts and ranch dressing and who is by his own admission too stupid to fill out a form even with written instructions, is now lecturing everybody else how the economy works
Actually the biggest boosts to the cow came under "evil orange man".

Lucas was thrilled with that but it doesn't match his predatory socialism persona.

It's actually something I want to point out to not get into politics but Donald Trump has done more for Lucas than all his "heros" or his own family.

Now that's just fucking hilarious.
 
Lukey is really cuttin' to the chase here, bigots. He doesn't see how someone dating someone from their own generation isn't viewed as a kink. Wait till he finds out that no one is his own age range will date him either. (He won't)

Also RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT!!! He managed to change his shirt between days.
That really shows how stupid he is and how single mindedly obsessed with sex he is. Most people are involved with people in a similar age range to themselves. When they're in the kind of age gap situations lucas rees about its almost always either because one or both are fucked in the head and theres manipulation going on or its a sugar daddy situation, which isn't really a relationship in itself and more a form of low key prostitution. Lucas can't even understand a concept as simple as its considered kinky because its outside the norm. By his logic since everyone pisses in toilets and some nutters have a fetish for being pissed on, taking a piss in a toilet should be considered kinky as well

More christian ranting. Lucas can't understand the difference between when something is an obvious metaphor vs when something is intended to be more literal. Textbook autistic behavior right there

He claims the idea of christian hell doesn't scare him, when its quite clear it does and is a big part of his reeing about atheism. He believes that shit far more than he wants people to think. He's also making nonsensical comparisons with atoms and stars in way that only makes sense in his own mind
 
Lucas is pissed off the democrats didn't take a bunch of vacant homes and convert them into hobo housing so he can get a fartbox apartment instead of the nursing home

Lucas describing his own behavior again

Also this is tailor made for idiots like lucas. We know lucas loves his doordash and grubhub. No way lucas's greedy gluttonous ass wouldn't see that offer and figure he could buy multiple $100 clinkerdaggers steaks on layaway for a fraction of the price on tugboat day, being too stupid to realize he'll never be able to pay them off and end up getting harassed by debt collectors. I could even see him thinking this was a gotcha for him to offer meals again and start talking about how totally socialist doordash allows him to by a cheap meal for his date and pay in installment plans as if that doesn't make him sound like a destitute crackhead single mother with a history of bad decision making
 
I've got no idea what he's talking about even less than usual.

Sounds like Lucas wants a a movie where a 45 year old, homeless, fat, schozofrenic finds love in a 18 year old, socialist atheist bae. At least I have a vague idea of the point he's trying to make in this one.

Cow mad and thinks he really pulled one over on all the God believers.

Choice comment from an earlier moo. I'm envisioning a therapist slamming their head into the wall when they explain to Lucas that it's not in the cards.
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He thought he was gonna have a zinger at the start, but then IDK. He's illuminating his knowledge on the Department of Education though. Turns out it's at the same level of everything else. Who knew.

Maybe something something "made in his image", but IDK. He probably skipped that part because telomeres wasn't mentioned.
 
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