Yeah that friendship definitely ended and i'd say in a way that pissed lucas off. Notice he hasn't said a word about that guy since his trip to the bar. Thats how he behaves when he knows something makes him look bad or stupid. No doubt one way or another he found out he was being fucked with and then pretended nothing happened hoping people would forget
Was the last thing that came out of that the mooing about only bringing $20 to the bar? Where Lucas was crying that they went at like 6 PM and $100 was the minimum amount necessary for the wingman to pony up? Even though there was nothing stopping Lucas from bringing his own money, outside of actually having any money ofc. I'm kinda curious if that wingman was the same one from the wingcouple Lucas had been referring to. The wingcouple that was going to take him to bars and successfully yeet him a bae.
Lucas with 8 drinks in him would be quite a sight to see. He'd be absolutely plastered. Lucas with his inhibitions gone from alcohol is a recipe for a bad night for everybody involved. Best case scenario he goes full liquor smurf:
If I was his wingman, I would absolutely shell out $100 to get him shitfaced. If only to see him inevitably become belligerent with some poor girl and get forcibly removed from the establishment. Then just follow him outside, pat him on the back and say “No worries, Wern, that place was full of assholes. Let’s head down the street.” After that initial investment, one could get a whole night of entertainment seeing how many bars he can get banned from. If Lucas wasn’t terrified of talking to strangers, that is. I truly don’t think he could loosen up enough to get drunk and act a fool at the bar. He seems oddly uptight, in that regard. Which is wild, considering he makes an ass out of himself online multiple times a day.
He seriously claimed easter is a 'celebration of a bunny rabbit that lays eggs.' Thats like claiming christmas is a celebration of the steam winter sale
Damn, you beat me to it. Hearing Lucas ask “How come THING become CHRISTIAN THING?” had me in stitches.
Sorry I'm late to this one, but I can't get past the fact that he thinks a fat, ugly, gross, middle-aged hobo telling a beautiful girl half his age that she's beautiful is not only something she would give a rats ass about, but should be valuable enough to count as a point in his favor for dating him. Like, I know it's common for men to wish they got random compliments, but on some level surely normal men realize that random compliments are really, really worthless after 5 seconds pass and the small ego boost goes away, and that when they're really veiled ways of saying "you make my penis hard", come with unspoken expectations that now you owe this man something because he said nice words to you, and they're said by someone who's not at all attractive, they quickly become very negative things. But Lucas isn't a normal man, he's still stuck at that embarrassing childish greed stage were he thinks if something makes his mangy hobo penis hard he should have it. He just has to find the magical words to manipulate his target into wanting him back even though that will never happen because he's the bottom of the barrel wanting the cream of the crop.Lucas says his girlfriend will get lavish gifts but also says he is broke. And you better be between 18-24 to date this fat middle aged bum! Be a socialist too!
Lucas has nothing to fleece though. I honestly think someone would have more luck and earn more money stringing Russell Greer along, asking for $1-$5 venmos every few days streched over a 6 month period than they would get from Lucas' entire tugboat after his fartboxes cut for that same period. Sad when you're harder up than Shit Lips!
Yet again lucas shows he has no idea how tariffs or the economy work. and for a 'left wing socialist' he sure does like to reee alot of wrongthink about troons and gays. Particularly for somebody who gleefully refers to anybody he doesn't agree with as socialists in name only. The lack of self awareness there is astounding. He better be careful talking like that or he'll catch a ban from youtube like he did with tiktok. I'm sure he'd be none too pleased to be greeted by a message from youtube telling him he's been terminated for hate speech or whatever. He'd be running out of outlets to rant after that and we know what happens when lucas can't rant on the internet, he builds up anger and frustration until he wigs out in person
Some retard in his care home won a hoodie and that pissed him off. But instead he tried (pathetically) to cope but we all know he was furious. The fat cow thinks he's entitled to everything that he sees and wants purely because he exists.
One of th best parts of that, he called her a fat pig... and said he'd fit the hoody. I swear he's so mentally ill, if we could see his brain looking in a mirror he sees Rob Lowe, Jeff GoldBlum or John Stamos not the denture wearing schizo bum he is.
Lucas upon looking at himself in the mirror every morning:
Yeah exactly. He claims to hate everything christian but he'd flip his shit if he was denied christmas presents. Even while reeing about how evil christians are for not giving him what he wants and demanding a stocking full of door dash gift cards, liquor and weed and a teen zoomer bae model under the tree at mallon place for him wearing nothing but a bowBassomatic said:
He's also taken from Christian charities where fuck only knows how many times he tested everyone else's patience.
And he can't even accept it if someone else doesn't entirely agree with him. He's so thin-skinned and intolerant of other people. But of course, while he gets to pretend to be an intellectual, nobody else can dare criticise his most sacred views on telomeres. That warrants a blocking in his books.
I know. This is coming from the guy who accuses everyone of being weightist because they refuse his sexual advances.
