Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Popcorn, fried pork with guacamole and pico de gallo, oranges with eggs and bananas

Nigga WHAT

This Mad-Libs ass meal is so much more insane than anything I could come up with to make fun of Lucas’ cooking. Hoooooly shit bro. The sheer amount of clashing textures, if nothing else! And the orange slices aren’t even PEELED

 

[HackerX]

I wonder if he chimped out over somebody at mallon place being upset about the pope dying, having it inevitably devolve into reeing about god not giving him a gf therefore he doesn't exist so pope bad. The timing certainly fits. I'd wonder if he was at the hospital otherwise but if that were the case he'd have posted something about it from the hospital by now, barring it being something serious enough to flat out prevent him from doing so

I wonder if he's shellshocked over what happened during his last major visit to the hospital. He blamed MAGA Bigcock for seizing the opportunity to steal Schizo Stacey during the previous one. That's definitely how he saw it even though it's extremely likely he has already lost out on the 26 year old, nursing home puss puss.

Nigga WHAT

This Mad-Libs ass meal is so much more insane than anything I could come up with to make fun of Lucas’ cooking. Hoooooly shit bro. The sheer amount of clashing textures, if nothing else! And the orange slices aren’t even PEELED

I love the idea that he's randomly slingin' slop together, intending for people to believe it's all for the sake of culinary creativity. The best part about it is how excited he gets over it and I'm pretty sure he seriously believes he's creating a masterpiece. When in reality, he's just a fatass with defective taste buds. Much like his sperm.

 

[Krathnami]

Whatever it is, he’ll be back. You know, gravity.

 

[GethPrime]

My wife used to know this guy irl! She said he would show up to their hangouts, smoke weed, was an asshole, but he wasn't creepy to her or the other women. Mind you, he was 10+ years older than the friend group. She's 99% sure he was on meth at the time. No crazy stories or anything about him, sadly.

 

[HackerX]

My wife used to know this guy irl! She said he would show up to their hangouts, smoke weed, was an asshole, but he wasn't creepy to her or the other women.

That tracks. Lucas is an insanely shy individual and does most of his creeping in his mind, at least until the milk overfloweth within him. Do take note, Lucas absolutely fantasized about your wife.

 

[Bassomatic]

My wife used to know this guy irl! She said he would show up to their hangouts, smoke weed, was an asshole, but he wasn't creepy to her or the other women. Mind you, he was 10+ years older than the friend group. She's 99% sure he was on meth at the time. No crazy stories or anything about him, sadly.

Have your wife checked for MRSA.

Lucas has MRSA it's incurable. That would be actually hilarious if he was on meth himself. It's apparently not the hardest to get in his area. Since he has a hate boner for it and anyone he doesn't like calls a meth head.

There's also a good chance it was just him in a manic phase since he's insanely lonely aside being shy to a fault.

Hes probably off line because he's at the puzzle factory trying to look at the 14 year old cutter and refuses to eat because daddy touched me rubbing himself like the sicko he is.

 

[GethPrime]

Have your wife checked for MRSA.

Lucas has MRSA it's incurable. That would be actually hilarious if he was on meth himself. It's apparently not the hardest to get in his area. Since he has a hate boner for it and anyone he doesn't like calls a meth head.

There's also a good chance it was just him in a manic phase since he's insanely lonely aside being shy to a fault.

Hes probably off line because he's at the puzzle factory trying to look at the 14 year old cutter and refuses to eat because daddy touched me rubbing himself like the sicko he is.

it was a good several years ago she doesnt have mrsa lol

it is easy to get meth there

 

[Bassomatic]

Lucas projects a lot so I don't doubt he's tried meth. He did anything the fagcast owls gave him from cheap booze to shady weed.

I just like reminding everyone Lucas Colby Werner has MRSA I'm glad your wife doesn't have it. People who don't go to prison and shower tend to not get MRSA.

Lucas doing meth actually really adds up being he knows he's shy and has these power fantasies of swooping baes. He self medicates. To break out of your shell maybe a little pick up.

This is hilarious and I want to put the thread members to a vote, should it be canon Lucas has done meth?

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Lucas projects a lot so I don't doubt he's tried meth.

It's terrifying to think of Lucas on meth.
He wouldn't be able to shut up, and would be so sexually charged up he would be yanking his crank in public.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas projects a lot so I don't doubt he's tried meth. He did anything the fagcast owls gave him from cheap booze to shady weed.

Yeah I don't doubt lucas has tried meth at some point, it fits with his self medicating and his habit of projecting and accusing everyone else of everything he is guilty of. Also might explain alot about why he has dentures

We know he's done shrooms and acid so its not a very big leap. Might even have something to do with his first major psychotic break back in the day. Lucas on acid, shrooms and meth would be quite the sight and it would explain alot about why he spent several years doped to the gills to the point he had no idea what was going on around him anymore just to get him stable enough to do medicated assisted living

tbh he's lucky none of the other hobos got pissed off at him enough to deliberately give him some meth or a joint laced with something to make him lose his shit and get his fat ass tossed in the nuthouse long term

 

[HackerX]

We know he's done shrooms and acid so its not a very big leap. Might even have something to do with his first major psychotic break back in the day. Lucas on acid, shrooms and meth would be quite the sight and it would explain alot about why he spent several years doped to the gills to the point he had no idea what was going on around him anymore just to get him stable enough to do medicated assisted living

He should do them again. Yeah, he could go catatonic again, but in the off chance it would rewire his brain to a partially non-retarded state, it's worth it. I'd endorse it as government funded research too. The government spends money on a hell of a lot of worse things, but a study on how psychedelics affect the mind of someone like Lucas, it'd be well worth it.

 

[mothman96]

Comment on the Creeper's "Why FW Sin" video. What is his reply?

 

[HackerX]

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas's IG page sucks. Just a bunch of dumbass atheist memes he reshaped. None of his ranting about how plenty good he is and how the baby zooms should date him.

 

[HackerX]

Lucas's IG page sucks. Just a bunch of dumbass atheist memes he reshaped. None of his ranting about how plenty good he is and how the baby zooms should date him.

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Yeah, I was hoping for at least meme images with half a page of schizobabble plastered on them, but none of that or photos of him. The videos aren't good either. Just clips of him trying to explain his schozofrenic board games or some shit.

 

[Todd Weiss]

I love the idea that he's randomly slingin' slop together, intending for people to believe it's all for the sake of culinary creativity. The best part about it is how excited he gets over it and I'm pretty sure he seriously believes he's creating a masterpiece. When in reality, he's just a fatass with defective taste buds. Much like his sperm.

Wern would eat cat poop if you covered it in sauce and cheese.

 

[HackerX]

He's still mooing about trannies, lol. It's complete tardbabble, but my favorite is "You go to crowded areas like New York because there's more gay people because they're born that way and it's because the area of the environment has something to say about overpopulation." Just rofl

Ends with "love is love and it just takes on different forms". Maybe he's finally realized he's gay??? The most shocking thing about that wouldn't be Lucas finally admitting he's a homosexual. It'd be the fact that he finally came to terms to ANYTHING. That'd be the first time he's demonstrated change in his entire life. All that said, this is just Lucas rationalizing himself into having sex with a tranny.

The real question is, is this someone catfishing him as a tranny or a legitimate tranny? The former is hilarious for the fact that Lucas biting the entire fucking hook, and the latter is more horrifying than I can imagine.

 

[Particle Bored]

Lol some trannies are brainwashing him with fake sperm science.

 

[WonderWino]

Lol some trannies are brainwashing him with fake sperm science.

I'd laugh my ass off if after all these years reeeing about wanting a fecund teen zoomer bae and swearing he's not gay if some troons pointed him in the direction of the looney troon 'science' subreddits and it ended with him getting his egg cracked. If they can get chris chan they can get lucas..... or should I say lucy werner. If people were uncomfortable around him before, troon lucas would embody like 90% of all the worst traits of troons. He's narcissistic, unhygienic, violent, entitled, sociopathic, lives in his own delusional fantasy land that he tries to force everyone else to conform to and to top it all off he's a pedo. Hell he's even got what would probably be smaller than an actual womans clit after a few months of HRT

If lucas thought he'd be able to get access to hot lesbian zoomer baes, could reee about discrimination and actually have people listen to him for being denied access to little girls and be able to grift more money than he's getting now out of it he would definitely try to get his egg cracked. Particularly when he got to the point where he realized he's got nothing to lose

Lucy would give keffals a run for his money for scummiest troon I suspect. Plus he'd make zero effort to actually look or dress female even by troon standards. He'd be a living stereotype of a huge creepy looking obviously male guy that creeps out women in bathrooms and female spaces and would lose his shit when he realized the lesbians don't want his creepy ass either. Bonus points if they fucked with him by saying maybe but only if he agreed to be pegged. After all we know how any mention of his ass makes him wig out. He'd screech that they were all bigot socialist leftwingers in name only like he does with christians and probably try to claim he's not being a hypocritical bigot because he's totally a real lady himself. Washington state being the left wing shithole that it is I wonder how long it would be before local troons and/or antifa beat his ass and put him on blast worse than starbucks did

 

[HackerX]

I'd laugh my ass off if after all these years reeeing about wanting a fecund teen zoomer bae and swearing he's not gay if some troons pointed him in the direction of the looney troon 'science' subreddits and it ended with him getting his egg cracked. If they can get chris chan they can get lucas..... or should I say lucy werner. If people were uncomfortable around him before, troon lucas would embody like 90% of all the worst traits of troons. He's narcissistic, unhygienic, violent, entitled, sociopathic, lives in his own delusional fantasy land that he tries to force everyone else to conform to and to top it all off he's a pedo. Hell he's even got what would probably be smaller than an actual womans clit after a few months of HRT

The real question is, how much effort would a troon need to dedicate to convince Lucas he can get pregnant. IMO, not much. They'd just need to conjure up tranny science and
relentlessly use Lucas's own logic against him. The former appears to be happening and all that'd need to happen is give Lucas no breathing room.

Just pester him to the point where he can't escape his own logic. Get him to where he either has to admit his telomeric justifications are ultimately bullshit to get him laid, OR he hathe become the girlfriend. It sounds ridiculous, but I can't envision the former whatsoever. Lucas is THAT stubborn. He's that rare breed of tard that will do something he doesn't want to do as long as people keep telling him to do it.

Scrolling through video comments since Werntent has been lacking recently.

Schizo brain in full effect and all over the place.


ROFL. Nothing much to add here. He's a deep thinker, don't ya know? He thinks about things!!