Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Bassomatic]

Lucas doesn't live in reality. That legitimately wouldn't work on him. He could be strapped to that machine for years and all he'd do is yell BIGOT FEGGIT TRUMPAMZI!

His brain is so fried he might want to be dry and can refuse water is wet. Remember he actually thinks he's plenty good.

For many reasons I'd love a grand chimp out where he gets the boot from Mallon. Plus he's boring lately we need a "I might have a black eye but I kicked the MEGA dude and stole his girl" video and totally unrelated he's homeless now.

Hobo Wern is his natural state and he's wat funnier as one because he's more mask off. He gets fatter and some how cleaner.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

It really feels like Lucas is convinced he's found an amazing hack to get a zoomer bae: like a robot in a 60's sci fi that implodes when challenged with a flaw in its logic, he's hoping all teenagers are terrified of being called a bigot and will fuck him to keep him from making that accusation.

His chain of logic is just a pile of scrap metal some addict tried to trade for meth. The data doesn't say Gen Z are necessarily more socialist. The women MIGHT be more progressive, but if they are, it's the kind of fourth wave feminism that would absolutely demonise a white male sex pest who calls people retards. Even if they're against bigotry, no one other than Lucas is suggesting it's a sign of bigotry to refuse to have sex with someone.

Obviously he won't see the flaw in his logic, but you'd imagine the fact that it hasn't worked in nearly 20 years would be a big clue. As would the fact that the zoomers of tiktok immediately and virulently ran him off the platform for being a gross sex pest.

 

[Detective Carey]

I'm surprised he's still so adamant about getting laid. He's getting old and his health is ailing, you'd think the urge wouldn't match up with the actual functionality of the equipment and he'd let it go.

IMO from working with older people there's two kinds of older men: those that go "eh fuck it, my time has passed " and find something better to do with their time and they finally grow into being actual well balanced people (YMMV of course), then there's those ultra dedicated freaks that just can't let go of the coom even if they physically can't anymore.

The whole thing kind of confirms the validity of the idea (IMO at least) that a lot of this obsessive coomer shit we see spewed around both online and IRL is some kind of purely mental aberration, and just isn't men amped up on testosterone being fucking rape apes.

 

[AnOminous]

Even if they're against bigotry, no one other than Lucas is suggesting it's a sign of bigotry to refuse to have sex with someone.

Other than troons. Maybe he should troon out. He'd still have zero chance of success.

 

[Detective Carey]

Other than troons. Maybe he should troon out. He'd still have zero chance of success.

What's the troon version of Lucas? Lucky feels too easy, as does Lilith. Lucinda perhaps?

Wait no I got it. Lusinda.

 

[Pedophobe]

What's the troon version of Lucas? Lucky feels too easy, as does Lilith. Lucinda perhaps?

Wait no I got it. Lusinda.

Lyrna.

 

[Big Nasty]

Then referencing some UN data that says Finland is the happiest country, which I'm 99% certain has been debunked

Those surveys merely measure how satisfied citizens of a country are, given their current situation. These results always favor countries with British and Northern European style economic and social policies. The citizens of those countries tend to be heavily indebted and heavily medicated.
It's much the same thing with the "Democracy Index" which is rigged to favor countries with British-style parliamentarism and free trade.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Other than troons. Maybe he should troon out. He'd still have zero chance of success.

His final form really is looming over some fourteen year old in a Spokane starbucks, frothing at the mouth and accusing her of transphobia minutea before police tase him.

 

[Big Nasty]

I'm surprised he's still so adamant about getting laid. He's getting old and his health is ailing, you'd think the urge wouldn't match up with the actual functionality of the equipment and he'd let it go.

IMO from working with older people there's two kinds of older men: those that go "eh fuck it, my time has passed " and find something better to do with their time and they finally grow into being actual well balanced people (YMMV of course), then there's those ultra dedicated freaks that just can't let go of the coom even if they physically can't anymore.

The whole thing kind of confirms the validity of the idea (IMO at least) that a lot of this obsessive coomer shit we see spewed around both online and IRL is some kind of purely mental aberration, and just isn't men amped up on testosterone being fucking rape apes.

It also seems to me like people and society in general, at least in western countries, has this cultural idea that you're supposed to be a hardcore sex haver way into retirement age and beyond.

 

[Bassomatic]

For over a decade Lucas has admitted his penis isn't working.

That's part of what makes him so gross. He's a sex pest who literally can't have sex.

Also we have no proof he's ever truly had sex. He admits he couldn't go down on his one ex the only sexual partner he's had aside Jason Perva.

He was even fatter then something that tends to ruin sexual health. I do not doubt there's a good chance Lucas Colby Werner is a virgin (with rage).

With Lucas issues yes if he wasn't Homeless the second Larry leaves the house Lucas would try to Spirit Heal Myrna ala Chris, probably part of the reason she lets him stay homeless.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Lucas is the biggest biggit out there. He will only consider dating zoomer baes, and thinks all Megas are the same.

 

[Twrx]

Lucas is the biggest biggit out there. He will only consider dating zoomer baes, and thinks all Megas are the same.

I'm honestly surprised he hasn't started going after gen alpha. Though the 14 year old may be a bit too old for him.

 

[VoidFace]

He still has no idea what the term "dad bod" means, and he's mad about it:

Hey Luke: no one in the world thinks a professional athlete has a "dad bod," and you don't have one either. Obesity is not a "dad bod," you're just fat.

 

[HackerX]

I still think those aren't Wern's teeth. It doesn't shock me he doesn't clean himself, why would he clean dentures paid for by the state? They never looked right in fit on his face. Could be bad vaneers or crowns or something. But no way does he keep those teeth, let alone that "clean

Oh they're definitely not real. It's only a matter as to the extent of how fake they are, and it looks like his gums are trying to reject that shit. The dark shit is currently enveloping one tooth and looks just plain unhealthy everywhere else.

Oh goody another slop tuber putting crap out, expect a flood of trash newbs.

Pretty much. I'm about 65% through it and it's meh. At best, it's just him consolidating videos in a rough timeline with occasional commentary that's not particularly insightful. He clearly references the thread several times without actually referencing it, skips shit like Cyril completely, and keeps doing a retarded "editor play this video". Dear YouTube Nigger, your channel has 1000 subs, why the hell do you have an editor? Also, why didn't you just highlight through the thread you used to key up things like Cyril?

On the bright side, it is an interesting contrast between current Lucas and the Lucas of yesteryear. He's definitely mellowed out a bit, but I think that's due to Lucas doing YouTube shorts more instead of full videos. The longer he's recording himself, the longer he can work himself up into a schozofrenic rage.

It really feels like Lucas is convinced he's found an amazing hack to get a zoomer bae: like a robot in a 60's sci fi that implodes when challenged with a flaw in its logic, he's hoping all teenagers are terrified of being called a bigot and will fuck him to keep him from making that accusation.

It's either"Hi, I'm Lucas. Can I buy you a drink?" or the cheat code is be everything he's not. i.e., car, money, house, skinny. When he's feeling good, he cycles through the former. When he's the usual, he leans on the latter since he can blame it on the bigots.

More Lucas. Nothing particularly interesting. Communism good. Trump bad. Gen Z is bigots.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I'm surprised he's still so adamant about getting laid. He's getting old and his health is ailing, you'd think the urge wouldn't match up with the actual functionality of the equipment and he'd let it go.

That's been the case for a while though. The whole thing clearly hasn't ever really been about the act of getting laid for the most part, it's about some other psychological complex he has surrounding the topic.
Besides that he wants it because he's a fat retard and he can't have it. If he did suddenly have a gen Z gf he'd probably get bored of actually spending time with her and trying (failing) to get it up within a month, then start whining about her.

I can see it now: Within a few weeks we'd start getting passive aggressive posts about how he's poor and her parents take care of her so she should be paying for everything, then how she expects too much because she wants go out/do more than eat and get violently fisted by a fat hobo, we'd get MRA-esque posts about women not respecting their man when he speaks (because she doesn't want to constantly hear about what a victim he is, and how everyone else is an idiot), and before long he'd be outright directly verbally/physically abusive.

People like this are black holes who will never be happy, and it will always be someone else's fault.

 

[WonderWino]

Well it looks like we know why lucas is so adamant about loving mexican food. This absolutely looks like something he would have come up with

EDIT:

He's trying to manipulate people into thinking he's not being manipulative with his behavior or with going after little girls at 45

I'm trying to lead them down the path that is most moral says the admitted pedophile, scammer and thief who groomed a 15 year old, solicited nudes from a 17 year old, flew to LA to meet a 16 year old, puts out free candy signs for underage girls and who tried to get a 16 year old to cut off her finger for him to prove her love for him

 

[HackerX]

He's trying to manipulate people into thinking he's not being manipulative with his behavior or with going after little girls at 45

It's the beauty of it. He doesn't think he's manipulative, nor understand the concept, he just is. Thankfully he's so bad at it that the only one's capable of falling for it would have to be literal retards.

My favorite part is the intro though. "Are you going through a midlife crisis right now?" It's hilarious because Lucas has been going through a midlife crisis for 15 years, never managed to start "life", and is likely dead within 5 years. All at once!

More Werntent:

Normal political mooing, but there is one gem. "No I don't get my news from the CNN, I get my news from Google."

If Gen Z women aren't bigots, why are they mad about Lucas calling them bigots??? I'm very curious where he perceives this uproar of people getting mad about him calling them bigots. Pretty sure it's him just getting riled up in arguments with the voices on the wind.

Great title. "In your deluded minds". That's definitely not projection over his inability to comprehend reality or anything. Something something if milfs exists (he means cougars), why isn't he allowed to have a zoomer bae. Also, Leonard DiCaprio or something.

Bonus Comment:

How come it hasn't worked? He's definitely more intrigued about the ice cream part.

Edit: More

Weird video in that Lucas doesn't immediately roll into how this show lead to someone yeeting him a baby zoom zoom.

Did you know about Juneteenth? Lucas wanted to remind everybody for some reason.

 

[Da Dude123]

It's the beauty of it. He doesn't think he's manipulative, nor understand the concept, he just is. Thankfully he's so bad at it that the only one's capable of falling for it would have to be literal retards.

My favorite part is the intro though. "Are you going through a midlife crisis right now?" It's hilarious because Lucas has been going through a midlife crisis for 15 years, never managed to start "life", and is likely dead within 5 years. All at once!

More Werntent:

Normal political mooing, but there is one gem. "No I don't get my news from the CNN, I get my news from Google."

If Gen Z women aren't bigots, why are they mad about Lucas calling them bigots??? I'm very curious where he perceives this uproar of people getting mad about him calling them bigots. Pretty sure it's him just getting riled up in arguments with the voices on the wind.

Great title. "In your deluded minds". That's definitely not projection over his inability to comprehend reality or anything. Something something if milfs exists (he means cougars), why isn't he allowed to have a zoomer bae. Also, Leonard DiCaprio or something.

Bonus Comment:
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How come it hasn't worked? He's definitely more intrigued about the ice cream part.

Edit: More

Weird video in that Lucas doesn't immediately roll into how this show lead to someone yeeting him a baby zoom zoom.

Did you know about Juneteenth? Lucas wanted to remind everybody for some reason.

All this stuff about all these milfs banging these younger guys, and young women getting mad about him calling them bigots. This is mostly in his head or he takes a few things that he reads or sees and embellishes it to ginormous proportions. No young women care about him calling them bigots. As for Leonardo Dicaprio, yes, there are women who are big mad about him dating much younger women. But what are they gonna do about it?

We are pretty much his only audience. Everyone who watches Lucas watches him to see him mooo and reee.

 

[HackerX]

All this stuff about all these milfs banging these younger guys, and young women getting mad about him calling them bigots. This is mostly in his head or he takes a few things that he reads or sees and embellishes it to ginormous proportions. No young women care about him calling them bigots.

I was watching his appearance on The Geek Room earlier and there's one part where this was on display. Specifically when they were getting onto him for the shit he says that he thinks caters to zoomers. Ofc, he began flipping out at them because they're bigots for speaking on behalf of zoomers even though that's exactly what he's doing.

Another great part was him repeatedly asking where the party was because he thinks zoomers are literally attending fuck parties. That he'll find his zoomer bae there if he ever gets invited to one because he's unable to conceive the thought that no one is interested in him.

New video. Attraction signs are back.

Ladies, he'll be at your beck and call. You just need to pick him up or head over to the nursing home. Then pay for dinner. Then God knows what else, but he's down!

I think he's trying to do a Tiktok trend where they would bring the picture in and edit it so the words on the other side are shown? But obviously he would never figure out how to edit that. At least he's not using a children's crossword puzzle or coloring book anymore.

LOL. Okay Lucas. Then that's just abuse, lol. I do appreciate the signature creepy smirk followed by obviously fiddling with the phone to stop recording though.

 

[Stinkyboy]

The fat lard's making it so you have to go to his channel to watch his videos so it logs the views
what an attention whoring biggit