Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Says the man who has been the ultimate beneficiary of capitalism. He'd have died long ago in any other economic system.
 
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Says the man who has been the ultimate beneficiary of capitalism. He'd have died long ago in any other economic system.
Not only that lucas rees about capitalism, money and prices from 40 years ago not understanding that inflation is a thing regardless of the particular economic system in use. He thinks prices are bad now? He should take a look at soviet prices back in the day vs the average wage. and thats assuming there was anything available to actually buy

He doesn't understand how the whole x amount of money today has about the same overall buying power as x amount did decades ago and thinks he has some kind of gotcha posting shit like that. I bet he would love to go back to the old west era if he saw this:
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Whats that lucas? 25 cents for a porterhouse steak? 5 cents for a beer? He'd love that....and not realize in the slightest that given the wages at the time and inflation since then all those prices work out to being more or less the equivalent of how expensive they are for the average person today. Imagine lucas's reaction to going back to that time and finding out his options are starve to death in the street cause nobody gives a shit or backbreaking work and insane hours for less than $1 per day, and almost no women that weren't literal whores or married. He'd end up getting rapey on some whore and have a similar ending to that deadwood episode where trixi shoots a creepy customer through the head for not paying and getting rapey and he lays in the corner still half alive and all fucked up for like half an hour trying to stick his fingers in the hole in his head no matter how many times the doctors tells him to stop
 
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Good ole Lucas. The devout socialist wants everyone to know how much he's spending to literally shove food onto his gross face. Then also complain that the government should lift the salary cap for benefits he receives

One cool thing from that video was the skater boi appearance since it somewhat implies he lives there too. If so, I can't imagine that story. He's obviously retarded, but what level of retarded?

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Truth? Compassion? Reason? Rationality? LOL. Negative.
The only thing Lucas believes in is his right to a Gen Z bae.
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Lucas may be onto something. It's not his fault he's a disgusting freak that'll never feel a woman's touch for the rest of his life. It's the universe's fault.

I always love when he tries to reference something science related in an effort to appear intelligent. It's been some time since we've been blessed with his telomeric enlightenment, so that should happen soon enough.
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Asking a random question out of nowhere. Hopefully he'll explain it to us soon enough!
 
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Good ole Lucas. The devout socialist wants everyone to know how much he's spending to literally shove food onto his gross face. Then also complain that the government should lift the salary cap for benefits he receives

One cool thing from that video was the skater boi appearance since it somewhat implies he lives there too. If so, I can't imagine that story. He's obviously retarded, but what level of retarded?

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Truth? Compassion? Reason? Rationality? LOL. Negative.
The only thing Lucas believes in is his right to a Gen Z bae.
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Lucas may be onto something. It's not his fault he's a disgusting freak that'll never feel a woman's touch for the rest of his life. It's the universe's fault.

I always love when he tries to reference something science related in an effort to appear intelligent. It's been some time since we've been blessed with his telomeric enlightenment, so that should happen soon enough.
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Asking a random question out of nowhere. Hopefully he'll explain it to us soon enough!
Yet again lucas manages to prove he's a fucking retard. Marx himself flat out stated it would require a strongman figure to organize and enforce it and foolishly assumed that said strongman would at some point stand down roman dictator style at some point after it was ingrained into the population. He should ask stalin about that

So yes lucas, a dictator would be required and always has been. Its not a coincidence every 'socialist' (we all know lucas means communist and frequently calls himself a communist) country involves a dictatorship forcing it on the population
 
So yes lucas, a dictator would be required and always has been. Its not a coincidence every 'socialist' (we all know lucas means communist and frequently calls himself a communist) country involves a dictatorship forcing it on the population
Pure thought experiment, but I'm highly curious what Lucas would do in a situation where he was offered a beautiful, fecund Gen Z bae under the condition he'd have to be a capitalist, christian, creationist, and disavow all the shit he larps ATM.

Now the obvious and likely answer is he'd do it in a heartbeat. He only does his current larp because he thinks it'll lead to a Gen Z bae and he's already discarded whatever beliefs when he thinks the treasure is close. However, I wholeheartedly believe Lucas's need to sound smart, appear rational, etc overpower his telomeric drive. More or less, the one thing I want to see is Lucas in a situation where he MUST choose between confronting reality and getting a reward OR doesn't get shit and continues ignoring reality. I legitimately believe he'd choose the latter even if the rewards were tangible and apparent.

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LOL. Lucas is significantly closer to being homeless than being a billionaire. He's about as close as someone can be to being homeless without being homeless TBH. The nursing home is legitimately a godsend for him.
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Really makes ya think.
 
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LOL. Please explain what's going on in Niger right now. Or spell it at the very least. Either way, this won't lead to a Gen Z bae.

But Lucas, a woman loving you is a bit much to ask for. AND you're asking for her to be beautiful and kind??? That's simply not in the cards. Gravy is accessable though. ATM, let's set the bar at gravy and reevaluate form there.

One of my favorite Lucas topics, since he's unintentionally projecting so hard. I 10000% believe Lucas thinks God exists as much as he moos otherwise. When he's doing his usual "If God exists, why bad", it's just him projecting that since nothing good ever happens to him, there can't be a God.

"The atheist thinks because he doesn't need to feel a certain kind of way in order to be happy or sad that involve fairy tales." First of all, what point is he even trying to convey? I get he's doing the usual "blah blah fairy tale" schtick, but he's so incoherently convoluted that he doesn't even come close there. Second, isn't it a fairy tale of sorts that he'd ever acquire a Gen Z bae, if we weren't in a capitalist society or they weren't all bigots or something? I always appreciate how smug he gets when he thinks he has a gotcha, then continues mooing about the same topic over the next 2 decades. Also, why the fuck are his eyes closed the entire video???

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More 'I live at a group home not a state licensed nursing home for seniors and speds' nonsense. and he's reeing about people fucking at said nursing home again. Also, women are classist and thats why communism needs to win! and fucking women says the guy who claims not to hate women

Lucas is the living embodiment of the phrase when everyone else is the problem the problem is you

Also, he posted this:

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Lucas is projecting and calling trump a pedo again, despite zero evidence of it, elons history of calling people pedos nonsensically and the fact lucas has admitted to being a pedo himself publicly multiple times and still denies it to this day. Not to mention the fact that only the looniest of idiots claims elon is a nazi, even the ADL wasn't stupid enough to try to claim that

Shows how much of a predator lucas is that he keeps calling others pedos and hiding his own admissions about being one
 
More 'I live at a group home not a state licensed nursing home for seniors and speds' nonsense. and he's reeing about people fucking at said nursing home again. Also, women are classist and thats why communism needs to win! and fucking women says the guy who claims not to hate women
I love it because you know there was something that sparked this. My favorite interpretation is that Victoria and Long Cock Johnny have a standing agreement to overtly flirt with each other as soon as Lucas approaches her. Johnny spots the dame in peril, swoops in, and they immediately begin fondling each other.

Either way, Lucas don't make no sense. He's got this retarded idea that if the US was communist, he'd have a Gen Z bae. Does he think communism includes government mandated girlfriends?

Then his "all women are classist and that's why I don't have a girlfriend" doesn't mesh with his usual "Gen Z is 70% (or w/e) socialist". Ofc, he always claims they all must be bigots and/or dumb for not dating him. By dating, I mean get fisted by a deranged schizohobo, but I digress.

By definition, how does a socialist classist even make sense??? It's obvious he doesn't know what any of those words mean, other than what he thinks it means. Which is they must mean a girlfriend for Lucas. I'm not particularly sure how he derived that idea in the first place but he's been holding onto it forever.
 
Lucas seems to genuinely believe if a woman has any kind of standard or preference in a partner it’s a sign of bigotry.

If they want financial security? Classist
If they want someone closer to their age and life experience? Ageist
If they want someone they’re physically attracted to? Sizeist
If they want someone who isn’t a mentally ill pervert? Ableist

He’s basically aware he has nothing to offer a romantic partner, and instead of working on even one of his issues he’s hoping to guilt a naive teenager into thinking she’s the problem for not settling for him.

It’s as chilling as it is ineffective
 
Lucas seems to genuinely believe if a woman has any kind of standard or preference in a partner it’s a sign of bigotry.

If they want financial security? Classist
If they want someone closer to their age and life experience? Ageist
If they want someone they’re physically attracted to? Sizeist
If they want someone who isn’t a mentally ill pervert? Ableist

He’s basically aware he has nothing to offer a romantic partner, and instead of working on even one of his issues he’s hoping to guilt a naive teenager into thinking she’s the problem for not settling for him.

It’s as chilling as it is ineffective
It's even worse because hasn't a clue how people perceive him. At a conceptual level, he doesn't understand how those things apply to him in totality. Just individually. Along with him being unable to comprehend that personality plays a role whatsoever.

A normal person's rationale: They won't date me because I'm a fat, poor, old, schizofrenic retard with a net negative personality.

Lucas's rationale: They won't date me because they're an XYZ-ist bigots.

He simply has no connection to any reality beside his own and it's impossible for him to make that leap. I'm honestly not sure what would happen if he ever were able to make that connection because it'd result in one of two breakdowns. Either a "my life is fucked and there's no hope" breakdown or a pure schozofrenic breakdown.

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USSR so great that it hasn't existed in 30+ years. I mean, the US version of socialism (i.e., benefits, programs, and social security) sustain his existence whereas USSR socialism would have killed him off years ago, but whatevs.

Holy shit. What a mongoloid. Once again, it's obvious he thinks he'd get more benefits in a socialist country. Then referencing some UN data that says Finland is the happiest country, which I'm 99% certain has been debunked. Then follows up with DPRK and Libya good because socialism???
 
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Lucas is projecting and calling trump a pedo again, despite zero evidence of it, elons history of calling people pedos nonsensically and the fact lucas has admitted to being a pedo himself publicly multiple times and still denies it to this day. Not to mention the fact that only the looniest of idiots claims elon is a nazi, even the ADL wasn't stupid enough to try to claim that

Shows how much of a predator lucas is that he keeps calling others pedos and hiding his own admissions about being one
Lucas isn't mad that Epstein's Island was a thing.
Lucas is mad that he was too broke to ever dream of getting an invite.
 
Why am I not surprised lucas is defending gaddafi. That guy was a fucking psycho and knew everybody hated him for it to the point he refused to allow libyan doctors to perform operations on him cause he thought they'd murder him. Explain that lucas

and 'roads are socialism' is pure retard logic. I guess that makes the roman empire socialist huh lucas. I'm sure nero would have a few interesting things to say about that

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Lucas isn't mad that Epstein's Island was a thing.
Lucas is mad that he was too broke to ever dream of getting an invite
Not just that, his LA trip was in his mind his own version of flying down to epsteins island at somebody elses expense. He's still furious it didn't turn out that way, not to mention being equally furious nobody believed his bs explanation about it and got him to humiliate himself with the catfish delivered to his door afterwards
 
Not just that, his LA trip was in his mind his own version of flying down to epsteins island at somebody elses expense. He's still furious it didn't turn out that way, not to mention being equally furious nobody believed his bs explanation about it and got him to humiliate himself with the catfish delivered to his door afterwards
Was it ever determined who saved him from that? I know there was speculation that it was his dad or stepdad since they reached out to Wernology to figure out what they're deeply retarded son was doing, but I'm not sure there was ever a conclusive answer? There was also a bit of discussion it was some rando lady that I don't recall much about.

I'd love to have seen how the convo between Wernology and dad/stepdad played out. Like, how does it even ago.

Dad: "Hey, I'm Lucas's dad, what do you know that's going on with Lucas?"

Wernology: "Uhh, hi. Someone pretended to be a girl and tricked him into getting on a one-way trip to LA. Now he's kinda stuck and scared."

Dad: "Okay, thanks"

That shit is still so surreal. It's honestly the only time he's ever seemed to be aware of his reality. Scared. Lost. Not knowing what to do. No one could even book him a hotel since he had no card to put under his name for incidentals and the like. Then someone gets him a Greyhound ticket where he must have had an odor like no other since he admitted to not even taking a shower prior to his flight. Only to make it back, immediately return to his usual behavior, then get tricked with a fucking catfish.
 
Was it ever determined who saved him from that? I know there was speculation that it was his dad or stepdad since they reached out to Wernology to figure out what they're deeply retarded son was doing, but I'm not sure there was ever a conclusive answer? There was also a bit of discussion it was some rando lady that I don't recall much about.

I'd love to have seen how the convo between Wernology and dad/stepdad played out. Like, how does it even ago.

Dad: "Hey, I'm Lucas's dad, what do you know that's going on with Lucas?"

Wernology: "Uhh, hi. Someone pretended to be a girl and tricked him into getting on a one-way trip to LA. Now he's kinda stuck and scared."

Dad: "Okay, thanks"

That shit is still so surreal. It's honestly the only time he's ever seemed to be aware of his reality. Scared. Lost. Not knowing what to do. No one could even book him a hotel since he had no card to put under his name for incidentals and the like. Then someone gets him a Greyhound ticket where he must have had an odor like no other since he admitted to not even taking a shower prior to his flight. Only to make it back, immediately return to his usual behavior, then get tricked with a fucking catfish.
Lucas claimed a 'woman in texas with kids' paid for his bus ticket to get back but a) that doesn't make any sense as a woman with kids in a different state at christmas doesn't just randomly happen across lucas and give him an expensive ticket home at christmas when money is tight, especially given he was acting like a loon and everybody knows he was there to meet a teen girl and b) it doesn't make sense that larry would reach out to wernology so he could get in touch with lucas.... only to say fuck it when he found out the details and refuse to get him a ticket, yet also somehow decide to rent him a motel 6 for a few days when he did somehow manage to find someone to get him home. It reeks of wern logic and his usual looney inconsistencies that he thinks people don't notice. The woman story fits with everything he thinks a woman should be (kind to him, has kids, gives him money to go home no questions asked, is a 'good christian' for doing this for some random pedo bum when the money could have gone toward her kids and family, doesn't ask questions or comment on why he's really there, etc...) it screams he made her up entirely and did it to hide the fact that larry got the info from wernology, got lucas's side of the story, realized the whole thing was retarded and that lucas clearly did do something wrong and likely bailed him out only because there was no actual teen girl involved in the end. Likely giving lucas a strongly worded warning that nothing like that was to ever happen again or he'd be left to deal with it himself and quietly given a ticket to get home. Probably while being told to keep his mouth shut about the details cause bailing lucas out of the situation, especially after that phone call from 'mias dad' would be a bad look for the rest of the family. Hence lucas thought he would be clever and made up this random woman, but being lucas somehow twisted her into one of his ideals of what a woman has to be to get on his good side and told on himself. I suspect it was larry who also doordashed him the nachos that lucas never got to actually eat cause they didn't show up until after the bus left - because why would anyone else do that and lucas no doubt whined to larry about how he was totally starving to death at that point

I'd love to know how their conversation went from both perspectives. Larry and by extension his mother (cause you know damn well it had to have been myrna that got him to reach out to lucas in the first place) must have been a bit freaked out he was about to either die or meet chris hansen and either outcome would lead to some questions being pointed in their direction about his history and how much they knew about it and enabled it and myrna couldn't stomach her social circle finding out about any of it. Given how meek he was acting at first with 'mias dad' you just know lucas was desperate and acting even meeker to his actual family, trying to bs his way out of it and desperate for a way home and food and a place to stay when he got back. I have no doubt even lucas knew to behave here no matter how much it galled him cause he he spazzed out the way he did on the phone earlier they'd have told him to fuck off and left him there. No doubt he was seething internally the whole trip home, angry that his parents knew about his behavior and got in his business like that, even while taking their help to get out of the situation. He absolutely got called out on it cause myrna knows fucking well exactly what lucas is, which is why she came up with the whole not in the cards thing in the first place. She's a woman, she knows all about predatory men like lucas. and while she practices olympic level denial and twisting his behavior around in his head, even she knows that letting him anywhere near a young woman is a bad idea for everyone involved. Doesn't stop her from protecting her 'precious baby' while letting him freeze in a bus station or on the street but she'll be damned if she'll tolerate him being called out for his actions and doesn't want them leaking into her life. She's a shit parent even by shit parent standards. Lucas's early family life when myrna and king roy were still married must have been quite the situation for everybody involved. No doubt an absolute shitshow. Its no wonder the whole family is fucked up to some degree

Its a small wonder getting sent that catfish and spazzing out in the motel 6 over it didn't lead to a total chimpout and get him kicked out for his behavior for being disruptive. That would have been the cherry on top of the whole saga - parents get him back to spokane, get him a room so he doesn't freeze to death and within a day he fucks it up over a bag of frozen catfish delivered by an uber. If his parents were bewildered at his stupidity and didn't epic facepalm and reach for a bottle of vodka when they heard the explanation for how and why he got stranded in LA they absolutely would have at him getting kicked out over the catfish. I'm still wondering what the expression on their face was when somebody pointed out to them 'uhh.....just checked out lucas's facebook page and it looks like he somehow got to LA and things aren't going so well there apparently.....' and during all the covid restrictions and at christmas no less. You can just imagine the bewildered he did what now? look everybody must have given whoever told them

You have to wonder what the other residents at the motel 6 were thinking when he was in the hallway with a bag of frozen catfish ranting and raving about security catching somebody on camera and how the cops are getting called over a frozen catfish. They must have thought he'd smoked a bunch of bad crack and went completely bonkers. Still surprising nobody poked their head out to see wtf was going on when the screaming about catfish started. Even by crackhead standards thats a weird thing to do. Really says alot about the motel and the regular clientele that his insane behavior didn't even get anyones attention at all. Hell the motel staff probably thought lucas was high as fuck and wigging out and just told him what he wanted to hear while wondering what the fuck he smoked that night and lucas was oblivious and thought they actually called the cops and intended to do something about the catfishing bandit
 
More 'I live at a group home not a state licensed nursing home for seniors and speds' nonsense. and he's reeing about people fucking at said nursing home again. Also, women are classist and thats why communism needs to win! and fucking women says the guy who claims not to hate women

Lucas is the living embodiment of the phrase when everyone else is the problem the problem is you

Also, he posted this:

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Lucas is projecting and calling trump a pedo again, despite zero evidence of it, elons history of calling people pedos nonsensically and the fact lucas has admitted to being a pedo himself publicly multiple times and still denies it to this day. Not to mention the fact that only the looniest of idiots claims elon is a nazi, even the ADL wasn't stupid enough to try to claim that

Shows how much of a predator lucas is that he keeps calling others pedos and hiding his own admissions about being one
I love the angle on this video and him just talking out into the room. Makes it seem like he's a professor lecturing a class full of zoomer baes.
 
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I love the angle on this video and him just talking out into the room. Makes it seem like he's a professor lecturing a class full of zoomer baes.
As Wernology correctly points out this is absolutely a tactic he's taken from those chud "Alpha male" types who always suggest having the camera pointing up at you so that you seem more dominant/assertive.
 
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More or his usual. I do enjoy him setting his phone down to yell at women though. Imagine spotting this at the park.

Schrodinger's zoomer bae. She seemingly seemingly exists, but also can't imagine exist. Today isn't the day he's able to connect "oh, it isn't that women don't like me because I'm me, they don't like me because their bigots and hipocrites. Unfortunately, that day ain't never coming.
 
As Wernology correctly points out this is absolutely a tactic he's taken from those chud "Alpha male" types who always suggest having the camera pointing up at you so that you seem more dominant/assertive.
Oh, I'm sure. Except it makes his neck look fatter and his head ginormous. I'm hoping we get a shot of his head soon as a reminder of the omega-level bald spot on his noggin'.
 
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