Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

He keeps on denying that his personalirty is the ultimate thing that pushes people away. This is just proof that he has no idea how much personality plays a role in attracting people (or in his case, being a complete turnoff). He's so socially inept.
It goes deeper than that. I don't think he's aware that personalities exist, or that other people have different personalities at the very least.

he wants a premilleial now
they hzve to be 16
Are you smoking the devil's lettuce?

Nothing special. Admits his weekly $100 extra cash he gets is gone the same day. Towards the end, no Lucas. I don't know what you're saying. Please explain.
 
It goes deeper than that. I don't think he's aware that personalities exist, or that other people have different personalities at the very least.


Are you smoking the devil's lettuce?

Nothing special. Admits his weekly $100 extra cash he gets is gone the same day. Towards the end, no Lucas. I don't know what you're saying. Please explain.
He's lying through his teeth, as he always does. He's admitted multiple times to having no more than $13 after his rent is paid. If he had anywhere near $100 he'd blow it on clinkerdagger takeout and be posting all kinds of videos to brag about it

That said, he definitely doesn't understand people have different wants, beliefs and things that drive them. He expects all people of a certain group to act the same way. Its why he's obsessed with zoomers and constantly rees about how they're supposed to have all these particular beliefs but still won't fuck him, just like he did with millennials. Same reason he groups gen x into one big identical group and tries to manipulate zoomers by talking about gen x as a whole when its blatantly obvious he's specifically referring to himself, like some kind of secret gotcha thats obvious to everybody except him what he's doing. Hell he does the same thing about socialists and black people. He's more racist toward blacks than alot of stormfront types are. Yet at the same time he accuses women of always fucking 'flatbill clones' that are all alike. He does some really bizarre projection and has equally bizarre views and beliefs about just about everything. His mind is completely fucked
 
He's lying through his teeth, as he always does. He's admitted multiple times to having no more than $13 after his rent is paid.
I'll kinda give some benefit of the doubt here. Benefits increase, cost of living fluctuates, etc. It wouldn't be that crazy to think that $13 of liquidity has gone up. Who knows.
He does some really bizarre projection and has equally bizarre views and beliefs about just about everything.
His projection is so crazy because it's so purely honest at times, and you can get a really good gauge of what's going through his mind. He'll get so close to knocking at the door of reality and then do his usual 180.
His mind is completely fucked
It's fucked at levels we don't quite understand.
 
I'll kinda give some benefit of the doubt here. Benefits increase, cost of living fluctuates, etc. It wouldn't be that crazy to think that $13 of liquidity has gone up. Who knows.
The problem with this is that lucas would absolutely brag about it if he suddenly got a bunch more money from the government, plus again he'd buy a bunch of food and show it off like he loves to do and try to bait the zoomers in his usual fashion. So if he's not doing that what exactly is he doing with it? He's not buying weed and booze cause he'd get his ass kicked out if he showed up high and drunk and the only other things he buys is food and board games

HackerX said:
His projection is so crazy because it's so purely honest at times, and you can get a really good gauge of what's going through his mind. He'll get so close to knocking at the door of reality and then do his usual 180.
As i've said many times, lucas's ability to do that is eerily similar to that crimstop concept orwell talks about in 1984, to a concerning degree. I really wouldn't be surprised if he got the idea for it because he happened to meet someone like lucas and got ideas from the encounter
 
I absolutely love his projection of what he wants to be fact. All Gen Z is socialist, and left wing. It's his mental illness just showing off in the most shining way.

I like me some star wars, if I went around saying light sabres are real and I'd own one if not for Trump, you'd want me sent to the puzzle factory rightfully so. He also claims others aren't greedy and he isn't but he says you need money to have a girlfriend. Why would you want a gold digger Lukey? There's not even fools gold in Lucas empty wallet. It is incredible he pity brags or what ever you call his behavior, he blows it all in a day or so.

Also he says after my Rent I have less than 100.... now let's pretend you are renting don't own a car... bills are going WELL past 100 dollar mark. I would't doubt any of you spend over 100 on health insurance, the light bill, water bill... even the most basic thing, food? Lucas is HUGE still. He's not lost 1 lb. He's living off Mallon and food pantries but if you added up the value of the food it's gotta be at least 100 a week if not more. I don't know what the food pantries look like up there but the one I help at at my church we got these Chinese style beef bowls they were one day from expiring but fresh the "new" price was 14!!! I took one home ... ok two I gotta feed the wife, they were SLAMMING. (Hey, I help out and feed the needy they don't mind I get myself a little treat). Where I'm going is saying you live off less than 100 bucks a month that's a red flag something is up.

His moobs are really coming in nicely, he's got that body of the Michelin man going on. I bet he's very stinky in this heat.
 
I'll kinda give some benefit of the doubt here. Benefits increase, cost of living fluctuates, etc. It wouldn't be that crazy to think that $13 of liquidity has gone up. Who knows.

His projection is so crazy because it's so purely honest at times, and you can get a really good gauge of what's going through his mind. He'll get so close to knocking at the door of reality and then do his usual 180.

It's fucked at levels we don't quite understand.
The money he gets is called the Personal Needs Allowance set by the state of Washington. When he was placed in Mallon (Aug of 2021) he was getting $70 a month PNA. At that time he was paying for his phone/service out of his pocket so it left him with under $20 each mo. Since then his PNA has gone up and also likely he now has a gov't provided phone/service he doesn't pay out of pocket. With the State increase he is getting about $100 PNA a month. Knowing he is a glutton that loves to eat at restaurants I'd say he blows his PNA stuffing his gut.

 
Anyone else notice how similar lucas is to george costanza? I mean they're both balding, both eat out of the trash, both throw drinks at people, equates being single with the freedom to sit around shirtless on the furniture eating whole blocks of cheese, both are pathological liars who hate their parents and both have a habit of taking their shits off in weird places and going on unhinged rants while coming up with elaborate bs to fuck women. Only things that really differentiate them is george doesn't try to fuck little kids and tries to keep employed. Well that and george graduated high school and college, and has friends

He also posted more videos:


So now he cares about money going to helping the police huh. He's such a manipulative creep who says whatever he thinks will get him what he wants. He's worse than chris chan with that shit. and of course he has to include gays cause its pride month and still manages to make it about him. Shut your fucking mouth if you're against me he says, like the narcissist that he is

Now he claims jesus was a communist to try to manipulate the christian zoomer baes. You know, the christ he claims didn't exist at all
 
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He also posted more videos:

I always love how he'll list every mitigating factor as to why a Gen Z bae won't date him, but is completely incapable of understanding how people don't consider those factors individualsy He thinks:

- People won't date him because he's fat. They just the weightist.

- People won't date him because he's old. They must be ageist.

- People won't date him because he's poor. They just be classist.

- People won't date him because he's a BPD schozofrenic. They must be ableist.

He has NO idea that people look at these all together and think "No, I won't date the fat, old, poor, schozofrenic hobo because he's a fat, poor, schozofrenic hobo". That's before even considering his absolute rotten personality. The ONLY thing he's got going for him to attract women is a penis. That's it. That's his only selling point and it's all but guaranteed his dick hasn't gotten erect in a decade.

He's still hung up on "I dated someone 20 years older than me and she was overweight. So it's my turn. Date me." Ofc this was damn near 20 years ago, but whatevs.
So now he cares about money going to helping the police huh. He's such a manipulative creep who says whatever he thinks will get him what he wants. He's worse than chris chan with that shit. and of course he has to include gays cause its pride month and still manages to make it about him. Shut your fucking mouth if you're against me he says, like the narcissist that he is
ROFL. "I want inclusivity for gay and trans friends and relatives. Do you inclusive of me? Are you dating me Gen Z? <angrily> Are you an ageist bigot? Of course you're an ageist bigot because you were trained to be an ageist bigot by the capitalist media." Then randomly gets close to the camera and says" youth entitlement". Apparently youth entitlement is good thing, EXCEPT when it comes to not dating Lucas. It's great when he clearly attempts to turn off the video but then fumbles it and decides he's gotta moo some more to fill the gap. Also the socialism fills the post office coffers? Who knew! Great vid.
Now he claims jesus was a communist to try to manipulate the christian zoomer baes. You know, the christ he claims didn't exist at all
Apparently chicks that drive a Lexus are getting their pussy spread by dudes who also own a Lexus? But Lucas is right here. Just recording this shit while he's aimlessly walking down the sidewalk with his headphones on that keep the voices on the wind outside of his head. Why don't the Lexus Gen Z baes flock to him?
 
He looks as fat as he did on anti-psychotics.
He's clearly still psychotic though.
He keeps on denying that his personalirty is the ultimate thing that pushes people away. This is just proof that he has no idea how much personality plays a role in attracting people (or in his case, being a complete turnoff). He's so socially inept.
His personality is the ultimate thing that pushes people away.
The fact he's a fat, aging bum don't do him any favors.

Apparently chicks that drive a Lexus are getting their pussy spread by dudes who also own a Lexus? Why don't the Lexus Gen Z baes flock to him?
Lucas literally reacts to every stimulant and makes it about sex, somehow.
 
Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Lucas literally reacts to every stimulant and makes it about sex, somehow
The scary part is he likely does this constantly in his own head. I can absolutely see him waddling through the local grocery store, glancing over at the produce section, seeing a bunch of big beefsteak tomatoes and suddenly his eyes bulge out, he gets his creeper smile and thinks to himself yes!! Just like a fecund zoomer ova! Dripping with telomerase! Ready to take my gen x uber zygote sperm into a juicy teen womb! to himself and stands there with that look plastered on his face as the whole scenario plays through his head, and then suddenly snaps out of it and carries on, waddling over to the nearest 5lb brick of cheese like nothing happened. No doubt eggplants make him deeply uncomfortable and feeling inadequate

That said I like how he called his most recent video I can't afford lexus, which makes it sound like he's referring to some skeevy hooker or stripper named lexus rather than a lexus car. That also makes me wonder if lucas has ever waddled his ass into a strip club back when he actually had some degree of income. I mean they have young trashy girls that can be bought cheaply, are used to popping out kids from losers and shitty bar food that suits lucas's tastes rather well. On the other hand he'd act creepy and get tossed out on his ass by a bouncer rather quickly, if not get his fat ass arrested

Come to think of it i'm a bit surprised he hasn't hit up any hooters type restaurants or even been trolled into going to one of those instead of the bar. Lucas is stupid enough that some skeevy hooters waitress would be able to pull a butters on him real easy, get every extra penny he has in tips on payday and have him convince himself shes his girlfriend simply by acting like a normal hooters waitress. Though I can't see that ending well. No way he wouldn't end up getting pissed off and showing up there screaming about her being a bigot republican trump supporter or some shit and causing another big scene, much like the shelter security guard incident

On the other hand, perhaps raisins is a little more lucas's speed

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He uploaded another video about ending capitalism
He's getting dangerously close to being a flatbill there
 
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He forgot about the 4th great evil. That God has yes yeet Lucas a Gen Z bae.

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I'll say one thing, this Jim guy has managed to endear himself to Lucas.

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He's conflating God with aliens. Headphones on and everything. Pure schizo stuff.
 
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HackerX said:
He's conflating God with aliens. Headphones on and everything. Pure schizo stuff.
Somehow i'm not surprised. The same idiot who demands 'evidence or fuck off' just assumes aliens are out there because of the number of stars. As with everything, he doesn't considering how its not even close to that simple. He just takes it as faith, just like the christians do about their god. Just as unsurprisingly lucas doesn't realize this either

Just imagine if some aliens were out there, passing by close enough to pick up on our signals and somehow the first thing they pull up is lucas's youtube account with him screaming like a lunatic. They'd probably think we were all crazy and consider sterilizing the planet, shaking their heads and muttering to each other about how it just isn't in the cards to allow humans to spread through the galaxy like a plague

No 3 giant titted, tentacled fecund zoomer baelien will ever want to crack open your skull and plant her telomerase soaked eggs in your brain lucas
 
Somehow i'm not surprised. The same idiot who demands 'evidence or fuck off' just assumes aliens are out there because of the number of stars. As with everything, he doesn't considering how its not even close to that simple. He just takes it as faith, just like the christians do about their god. Just as unsurprisingly lucas doesn't realize this either
The worst part is he does it to sound enlightened and scientific, but it comes off as pure schizo hobo screed.
Just imagine if some aliens were out there, passing by close enough to pick up on our signals and somehow the first thing they pull up is lucas's youtube account with him screaming like a lunatic. They'd probably think we were all crazy and consider sterilizing the planet, shaking their heads and muttering to each other about how it just isn't in the cards to allow humans to spread through the galaxy like a plague
I've thought about this and if there was one target to consume information, it'd be CWC. Now that may have changed since there's so much more documented history on other crazies, but I'll stick to my guns there.

It would be pretty kino of Lucas for catfished by aliens though. He'd probably be apprehensive at the start, but as soon as they start offering a vague picture of a fecund Gen Z female and/or a gift card to Clinkerdaggers, he's walking onto that spaceship. No questions asked. Well, until he starts calling them bigots.
 
I'll say one thing, this Jim guy has managed to endear himself to Lucas.
Just as long as he agrees with every schizo thought that Lucas blurts out he'll stay in the good books. Although, if he really wants his approval, he'll have to yeet Lucas a zoomer bae. But even then, he'd probably ditch him soon after that as Jim would no longer be useful to him.
 
In one of lucas's least self aware uploads ever:
Devouring outback like an animal indeed

I don't want to dribble on my brand new shirt he says as he picks the steak up in his hands and eats it like a retarded caveman. Jesus christ lucas, eat like a normal fucking person. Use cutlery. He has worse table manners than a klingon. Can you imagine some zoomer bae actually agreeing to go on a date to get steaks with him and when the food arrives he picks up the steak and starts tearing into it with his teeth like a starving dog? She'd be horrified

Where did this come from?
Outback. I spent most of my check on it for the next month


As he's responding to what sounds like a woman, probably a resident, with his mouth open and chewing like a dog while he talks and fumbles with the napkins. Fucking hell this needs to be archived asap

OMFG he actually picked up a piece of steak, tore half of it off in his mouth and chewed it up and handed the woman the other piece when she asked if she could have a bite. What a vile, vile, utterly disgusting moment caught on camera

I just ate a piece of fat! Here, you wanted some fat! as he hands the woman a piece of fat off his plate

Jesus fucking christ we just got more insight into how horrifying and disgusting a date would be with lucas in his own 10 minute video than in the last decade of wernology studies combined

Also LOL at the fact he offers the guy a piece of fat, who wisely refuses and lucas doesn't even hesitate and just stuffs it into his mouth instantly. What a fucking shitshow. The woman ate the fat and the guy refused it. What even is this fucked up timeline

and how are you doing with your steak nancy? Yeah its not fork tender its hard to pull apart! he says. How the fuck would you know whether its fork tender lucas? You picked it up and bit chunks out of it, not because it was tough but because that is what you always do. You did exactly the same thing when you were eating the clinkerdaggers prime rib during the massive feast at the motel 6 when you got your college disbursement. and of course he outs another resident by name

and holy shit do you want the rest of that? Its got a tiny bone in it! Gotta watch out for the bone. Lucas thinks he is being generous by handing literal retards his quite literally chewed on remains of his shitty overpriced steak. Remember the next time lucas brags about being kind and helping out the homeless and such THIS is the kind of behavior he's bragging about

and apparently the steak was 'raw as fuck' according to the idiots who tried it while lucas repeatedly claims it was medium rare. His response? Its good it won't hurt you. This coming from the guy who doesn't understand basic food safety and constantly cross contaminated things with raw chicken and seafood. To say nothing of the unsanitary things he did while cooking in the homeless shelter. Not that rare steak is likely to harm anybody but thats not the point. and of course he tears more steak apart with his mouth while doubling down claiming it was medium rare. I don't know, it looked alot rarer than that, especially the piece he was tearing at when he said it

Paging @Fatal Walter you have to make a video about this one. My god this was too horrifying not to
 
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HackerX said:
The skater boi makes an appearance and it looks like Lucas tried to hand him a piece????
That was a woman he handed the piece to. Fucking hell

I know mallon place is full of barely functioning retards but jesus fucking christ how does anybody walk into a room, see lucas recording himself eating like that and ask for a piece of steak? Let alone eat a piece of steak he tore apart with his own mouth seconds earlier while holding in his unwashed MRSA riddled hands?!

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Also, now that I think about it I find it very interesting that in the last few days we've been talking about what lucas's leftover money consists of and why if he actually has any isn't he immediately buying a ton of food per his usual gluttonous history and recording himself showing it off

and surprise surprise what does he do? Posts this video very shortly afterwards. He is absolutely watching this thread
 
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